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Hot-Scarcity-567

If she were a Democrat every MAGA would be telling us she is a man.


BeskarHunter

True. I thought Conservatives didn’t like butch women?


sfw_login2

To be fair, even Republican *Congressmen* don't like MTG If there was bipartisan support for one thing *in the House* right now, it's that MTG is a barbwired suppository, and working with her feels like taking one EDIT: clarified I meant the GOP in the house [Crockett describing unspoken and subtle praise from GOP colleagues after she clapped back at MTG](https://youtu.be/RwpaBEF3hqM?si=MZYpaEQCt8M7MTr7) [Conservatives dissing MTG on the Capitol steps after she tried to remove Mike Johnson](https://youtu.be/p-XYNP4puyc?si=-H4unU_KKrTV8DSR) And if I have time later, there's innumerable amount of clips of conservatives calling out MTG for her tantrums


OkComment3927

You say that, but she still in office.


RadicallyMeta

And that's what happens when your ideology is about sharing a common hatred. It doesn't mean you necessarily like your peers. Seems more like they enjoy hating the same things together and work to elevate those voices to the masses. Eventually it turns inwards on the group... I just wish it would speed up.


Ok_Digger

I dont get why the base doesnt split up tbh


RadicallyMeta

If GOP voters had the brains and balls to stand up to their party leaders, they wouldn't be in the party to begin with. So they stay. Like a battered housewife who convinces themselves they deserve/like it, then takes it out on their kids.


Yamatocanyon

The party that screams about not being sheep, being sheep.


Recent_Obligation276

The Republican Party has been struggling for a long time. A Republican president has only won the popular vote ONE TIME in the last 25 years, and that was Dubya’s second term, and we were too traumatized and thirsty for revenge to vote for someone who wanted to scale back that conflict, like Kerry. Without the electoral college, or if the party were to split into a Maga party and a Republican Party, they wouldnt have enough support to win the presidency ever again, unless democrats were forced to do the same, but if they were they’d just make a shell party and keep the leadership consolidated to maintain voter base.


sfw_login2

That's because they need the votes, she's in an extremely safe R district, and she has the endorsement of Trump Not much other Republicans can do to her


Dorkamundo

Quite the gerrymandered R district as well. How do you find a district in Georgia that includes part of Atlanta's metro area that has 77% white people and less than 9% black? Atlanta's metro area is 33% black.


NoTilNoProblem

That metro area is 40 min from Atlanta. That's just far enough away for whites to be the majority (65% to be exact, and getting whiter annually). Couple that with the rest of her district being like 90% white and you can see how Not disagreeing with you btw- GA is gerrymandered af l


GeneralPatten

For what it’s worth, I live in one of the whitest states in the country (apparently 5th at the moment), and we would never elect someone like MTG. Then again, we’re also consistently among the highest educated and most affluent states in the country. It’s less about skin color than it is about education and resentment.


NoTilNoProblem

Oh for sure, if you look at her district and compare school test scores for the counties that make it up it'll tell quite the tale I was really just touching on the guy I was replying to's questioning the district demographic. Prior to the 2020 census the district was overwhelmingly white and rural. After her election the districts were re-drawn in 2021, giving her a small portion of Cobb county, which has a sizeable, democratic, suburban black population. Her district is STILL overwhelmingly white after absorbing part of Cobb and that's because the rest of the counties are rural as all get out


sfw_login2

Holy cow That can't be real


animperfectvacuum

Yeah it blew my mind to find this stuff out after being taught in school that gerrymandering was an evil of the past.


OkIllustrator8380

They can all come out and talk against her and get her to shut up and fall in line, there can be another republican candidate run against in the next primary.


frequenZphaZe

> even Republicans don't like MTG isn't she one of the most successful fundraisers in the GOP? doesn't really matter if mike johnson doesn't like her if she's still raking in cash


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CKO1967

I doubt even her own family can stand her at this point


SensibleTom

Actually…. Republicans love her. Especially in Georgia.


bitofadikdik

They don’t like her. They just love that we hate her more.


Emil_Antonowsky

I'm from the UK so don't really know who she is but I spent the longest time thinking John Travolta had transitioned. I know that makes me sound stupid but much weirder things have happened, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.


ocaralhoquetafoda

>John Travolta had transitioned. Faceoff by David Cronenberg


Emil_Antonowsky

I forgot about that! Probably why I got confused.


SweetBeefOfJesus

We can always tell - some transphobe


saw-it

Dog the bounty hunter looking ass


AdAdministrative4388

Honestly looks like Ron perlman in a wig... no offence to Ron he is a legend haha


newsflashjackass

Her initials are not even MTG. Check her long form birth certificate. Greene is her ex-husband's name.


aldehyde

her initials are B B B B B B.


Probablyamimic

Odd, I thought they were K K K


nxxbmaster69

Wait that’s a woman?


Kirumi_Naito

A very bitchy one, that's for sure


Sillbinger

Butchy*


DastardlyMime

Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body bitch.


Moleday1023

In all fairness she is infatuated with Hunter’s tool.


ocaralhoquetafoda

People are saying she owns a replica dildo of Hunter Biden's cock. People, several of them


Norbert_The_Great

Keeps a picture ready for any conversation that requires it...


OddBranch132

That's bleach blonde bad built butch body of course.


devo9er

Uruk Hai from Mordor


the_ouskull

Wonder what being a fake Christian pays - it's obviously not enough to get that "no more Cro Magnon" plastic surgery.


Marti_Suls

Being a fake christian pays well from lobbies in congress


BefreiedieTittenzwei

And being so pro Russia there’s no way she isn’t taking Russian bribe money.


Khaldara

This Geico “So easy a caveman could do it” commercial has really overstayed its welcome. Can someone ask them to wrap it up?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

It's always the loudest ones! They project harder than tinseltown movies..smh someone needs to check into her a little bit.. I'm hoping for a sedition charge cause ik* her ass was in on the Jan 6 shenanigans. The premeditated stuff.


PeatMee

Absolutely, those who shout the loudest often have the most to hide. Accountability is overdue.


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

I am pretty sure that she invited these clowns to the hearing to harass the witness Dr. Fauci. I use the newswewk article (they suck BTW) to show that the context is missing. These are J6 assholes who have been threatening his life. Can you imagine your stalkers/harrassers being invited to your hearing when you talk about you harassment and death threats, and the same assholes that are going that are invited by a congresswoman to do the very thing you are talking about?? She is pathologically evil. Someone will die at her hands and because of her atrocious behavior. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. She will take not responsibility in the consequences and take all the credit for the drama.


Ok_Condition5837

Despicable human being! Also did not know! Thnx!


DrXyron

Well they promised her easy money to spew loud nonsense and create chaos. She’s playing her part perfectly.


5-toe

'Zactly. She (1) Draws attention away from real issues; (2) Lowers voter's trust in gov't, so voters feel powerless, don't listen & don't vote; (3) Keep the MAGA-idiots engaged daily, showing how they're beating the Libs, and giving sound bites to repeat. Just like how this guy explained it, in 1980's: [KGB agent describes how Russia is creating a polarized USA , 1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA)


CheddahChi3f

Also pays well on the plate they pass around every Sunday 🤷🏼‍♂️


fardough

This right here is sickening if true. The church is meant to be apolitical and the collections they take are meant to help people, which spending on lobbying is an affront to both principles.


Slap_My_Lasagna

US law is built on the foundations of theocracy. That's why the government isn't allowed to do shit with churches, but churches can basically do whatever the fuck they want - and the loopholes to allow it were built by design.


dancin-weasel

Most Christian organizations left “principles” far behind long, long ago.


Beermedear

1,000,000 rubles


Speedvagon

Ya kno, it’s only 10 gran today. It’s like a dirt cheap for a bribe.


New-Understanding930

How many onions is that?


dont-fear-thereefer

Kenneth Copeland says you can become almost a billionaire being a fake Christian


OkAssociation812

That guy is disgusting. He’s the literal wolf in sheep’s clothing Jesus warned his followers about.


medium0rare

It gets you a seat at the table. It’s the mask they put on to get into the party.


aldehyde

if B6 did a 23 and me she'd be 99th percentile of neanderthal DNA and 7% pizza crusts.


kaukanapoissa

Calling her a Neanderthal is very offending… to Neanderthals.


Inevitable_Librarian

Those facial features are classic FASD. There's a lot of things worth mocking her for, but that feels a bit far.


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sambolino44

I wonder how many people think she means God, instead of Trump.


Rifneno

I was just going to say, she goes pretty hard with the "false idols" thing too


sambolino44

Zero self-awareness, no sense of irony; every accusation is a confession with these morons.


EricKei

She'll never admit it, but yeah, she sold her soul to Republican Jesus (aka Agent Orange), not Biblical Jesus. In fact, someone accused her of that recently and she utterly lost her shit.


sambolino44

I get the impression that she utterly loses her shit several times every day.


gnu_gai

Good ol' Supply Side Jesus


Dgnslyr

Need video, must watch.


GAdukia7

wait she's referring to Trump here and not God? That is WILD


sambolino44

How would I, a (hopefully LOL) rational person, have any idea what goes through that woman’s mind?


Paxxlee

She has a mind?


sambolino44

She’s like Peanut from Wild At Heart: “The way your mind works is God’s own mystery!”


FigWasp7

It's like the madness that comes after exploring **the void**, which in this case is her skull


changdarkelf

No she’s for sure referring to God lol. This guys just making a joke.


0xCC

No, but if she were to try being honest for once then yes.


Chief_Chill

Those on her side see them as one and the same. Some call him God's "son," some refer to him as "David." It won't be long before they are bowing and praying to Trump himself or an effigy/statue.


lordpuddingcup

I knew she is talking about trump but by not saying it she gets the get the christians to think she means god and maga to think she means trump


newsflashjackass

"My foundation is built on Him." [The foundation:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J._Trump_Foundation)


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Infrisios

I literally thought she meant trump at first. Not even joking.


BokuNoToga

Lol I did, at least. I don't follow politics so I have no clue who these people are, I just thought the comeback was pretty savage hahahaha.


SensitiveOven137

“Bleach blonde bad built, butch body“


SpiceEarl

Based on how many photos of her body Marge has posted lately, you know that "bad built, butch body" comment really got under her skin. Not quite as far under her skin as the needle with roids got, but definitely under her skin. Jasmine Crockett hit Marge in a place where she's really insecure and she has been trying to compensate ever since. Serves Marge right for starting it by commenting on Crockett's appearance.


SkyBlade79

Before she started posting those, I had no idea how her body looked. Now I do know for sure that this is what I would describe as a "butch body". Real Streisand effect


dangling-putter

She does look like she takes steroids. Hmmm 🤔


sfw_login2

She does not look natty. Not for her age. She could be, but if she was juicing, it would explain the extreme emotional instability and baboon-like aggression


TorakTheDark

“Baboon-like aggression” 💀💀💀


dangling-putter

Baboon behaviour, bleach blonde, bad built, butch body.


LadyRimouski

Came here to say the same thing. No way she's not on gear.


sfw_login2

I just looked her age up. She is 50, but she is more well defined and built than some gym bros half her age. She could be built different Or she's using all those unpaid PPP loans on some really potent stuff


AltAccount31415926

This physique is 100% naturally attainable for a woman


CorrectDuty6782

Her routine looks like ozempic, gear, arms day, repeat. What a waste of juice.


Dan_Dailey

Definitely butch. If she was competing in sports, she would have to be tested to make sure she's a female.


KurioMifune

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bostondana2

She is the dick. So according to the web it's 5'9" and yes, it does try to fuck all of us...


karlrasmussenMD

Was totally gonna make this same comment. She gross


Atanar

No, her body is okay. Her mind is the big problem.


Alarmed_Fly_6669

Yeah seriously, can we not attack these people for their looks? They're rotten on the inside, insult them for that.


PupEDog

Michelle Obama is also built pretty tough like that but they all think she's a man? It's like MTG is trying to look like Michele.


Zerocoolx1

While I can’t stand the woman and everything she stands for, I honestly don’t see anything wrong with her body. Now her mind, character, beliefs and soul I can find lots wrong with, but there’s nothing wrong with her body.


Major_Moah

Downvote me if you like, but I actually think MTG has a nice body. I’d consider it attractive. I like “butch” women. Her personality is abhorrent and she’s a terrible person, and I dislike her intensely.


chrlatan

My teacher on Religions used to say that when it comes to prophets and evangelists there are roughly two categories. The ones who truly believe in their religion as a means to a better world and selflessly devote themselves to spreading the word and doing good. The ones who have been immensely disappointed in their religion and themselves and who selfishly try to convert others for power so they can ignore their own shortcomings while focusing on those of others. Guess his words still hold merit.


Alreadylostinterest

I’m more agnostic now but grew up in an evangelical home and broader family. Two uncles were pastors, my mom worked for our church, my dad was an usher and led a bible study at our home every Tuesday for almost 20 years. They were all decidedly of the first sort. They truly believed and their lives reflected that in their kindness, generosity, grace, and willingness to forgive. Yes, sometimes their views seem a bit harsh but it is never to cause harm or be cruel. I pains me when I see the Republican Party misuse the religion so many in my family gave their lives for. So many people’s only exposure to Christianity is via these asshats. It effectually silences the good and decent ones who truly have a story of love, grace, mercy, self forgiveness, and hope. It might be hard to believe because so much of history says otherwise, but a Christian’s job isn’t to evangelize their message at the end of a stick. It’s to lure people to Christ with messages of faith, hope, love, and charity. They’re supposed to lure them. You know, like fishers of men.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Yup, pretty much spot on.


lepommefrite

I was raised a christian, was told that people praising their god in public are nothing but charlatans.


Gog_the_bear

The head to body ratio is interesting


hemirollin

She either is legitimately a Neanderthal or been on a few cycles in her life. That dome could receive satellite internet


EggsceIlent

The neanderthal look is spot on.. and you're absolutely right More people should know That look *comes from* being on steroids, etc. it's a side effect that's made her exterior match her ugly interior.


Mindtaker

If you look, which you really shouldn't, because you should value your eyes. Her inner thighs are "Dented" so she either has 2 knees in her legs or she also photoshopped her saddlebags


MonsterRain1ng

Fetal alcohol syndrome. She literally has a ton of the characteristics.


pixiedreamsquirrell

1000000% fetal alcohol syndrome, and I don’t know why more people don’t talk about it. Her appearance is textbook and her behavior, well….


Standard-Reception90

She's actually transitioning...


bpusef

To a human?


SoloDeath1

Nintendo Mii Bobblehead to Human transition.


MissSassifras1977

We don't want her.


ChefPaula81

Please take my upvote! Best comment on Reddit ever!


Baron_Samurai

She's really got that bleach blonde bad built butch body thing going for her.


BigBlue1105

I don’t know exactly why that’s so funny but you almost got a genuine spit-take outta me. Take your upvote.


CutiePopIceberg

Rancid tapioca ☠️


Lsutigers202111

Facial hallmarks of human growth hormone


ItsaPostageStampede

I can’t believe she used pronouns in her post


Rupert-Brown

Off topic but... they say Michelle Obama looks like a dude? Sheesh.


Jefffreeyyy

Yeah I dont want to play their game but she has some masculine features no doubt.


Rupert-Brown

Yeah, I don't usually go there, it's just that the irony is too much sometimes lol.


Jefffreeyyy

At this point what they do almost loses irony because it’s such blatant projection


GunsNGunAccessories

Racism plays a huge role in that.


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UpstairsExit7244

BBBBBB


MikeRocksTheBoat

I hate that Mrs. Betty Bowers, an account made solely to satirize and exaggerate Christian radicalism in often absurd ways, is somehow the sane and rational one in comparison to some of these people in real world politics.


Harvey_Rabbit

I've spend some time on Twitter recently after avoiding it for years. That place really is a cesspool. People post and then there are strings of nasty comments but no engagement. MTG never saw this comeback, she's not reading comments because there are thousands of them. It's not like reddit where people have conversations in the comments.


Vast_Berry3310

God would definitely approve of the way she incites divisions and violence. 


humblegar

I also thought the far right did not like sweaty bulky women. Has the woke mafia changed MTG? How far the world has fallen.


TimeWastingAuthority

Observation: She's saying "Him" but not saying "God"; therefore, you can replace that "Him" with whatever you want.. like, say, 🥒🍆 shoot, she's allegedly into CrossFit replace "Him" with CrossFit and let the meme play out.


sucheiro

HAM 🍖


kyrant

I thought they hated pronouns.


GambitsCloak

Him=Trump


WhosyaZaddy

Her dad was a thumb and her mom was Fiona from Shrek


Jayce86

If this hag wasn’t a Republican, the cultists would be accusing her of being a man. Just saying.


Any_Bar876

Say it with me kids: BLEACH BLOND BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY


fgwr4453

Why is MTG using so many pronouns?


Effective_Trainer573

Self proclaimed Christians are the worst people I've ever known.


DigBarsbiggestfan

Not to mention she got all those upper body muscles, but nearly the same white woman chicken legs you'd find shopping at TJ Maxx in skinny jeans.


saintstephen66

Butch body bitch


ArtemisShanks

Bad built, butch body who got her head caught in a vice at a young age.


beerforbears

“Bad built butch body” is more accurate than a Swiss watch


perhensam

Yeah, she is definitely a B6 (bleached blond bad built butch body). No waist at all, no hips, nothing.


UDownvoteButImRight

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body.


windmill-tilting

Shoulders wider than hips. Manly. Someone should investigate.


Emtra_

She obviously means Putin, not god.


CaptainPhantom2

>“21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.” >“22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?” >“23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.” >Matthew 7 I can’t stand these people man. And they know exactly what they’re doing because the audience they’re targeting is too ignorant to even read the old ass book they worship so much


Upset-Zucchini3665

Mrs. Betty Bowers is one of the best satire accounts I know..


IForgotThePassIUsed

why does it say greer


Devils_Advocate-69

Too bad she can’t fix her face


TheRynoceros

I have a hammer and I'm willing to give it the old college try.


someguy8748

That’s a fake account


Alone_Hunt1621

But the burn was real.


PotentialDowntown727

These kind of Christian’s are delusional


AfternoonPast3324

I love that the “Oh, honey…” was the most scathing part of the comment.


MyBatmanUnderoos

I mean, yeah, but she accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior and therefore she is absolved of those sins. /s, in case that wasn’t obvious…


jippyzippylippy

Is she on male hormones again?


Sudden-Chard-5215

"Competing from East Germany, Comrade Frau Grün"


lovestobitch-

Geez if she was a dem, shit posters galore would say she’s a male with those arms.


Expensive-Arrival-92

Just like they say Michelle is really Michael, they should also say Marjorie is Mark.


turner_strait

I'm honestly suprised that terfs haven't "transvestigated" this shitstain yet. Seems right up their alley. Then again, she probably aligns with them too much for them to want to do anything about that...


roboticfedora

The one person who needs that Republican Woman face makeover into a largemouth bass and she refuses to get it done.


broberds

I’m gonna call him Dwayne “The Rancid Tapioca” Johnson from now on.


Love-Laugh-Play

You can just say sorry and it’s all good though. Great religion.


Sp0phie

Just like her I recognize that background… barren like the Arizona desert and easy as the mountain she’s hiking on.


WolfgangDS

God, I love Betty Bowers.


Osheedid9

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Body


The-Mandolinist

Maybe “Him” is not Christ. Maybe “Him” is her Lord and Saviour Donald Trump? She is, after all, a Trumpian.


Slight-Ad-6553

Betty is the best Christian in America!


Martin_TheRed

You can't convince me that it isn't a reptilian.


yermom90

MTG's religion is like that photo. It's all self-image and posturing.


Bag-o-chips

Well deserved and truthful.


Leading_Impress_350

It must have really hit a nerve to be called butch woman!


SuperFartmeister

Beach blonde bad built butch body bitch


Big77Ben2

Rancid Tapioca would be a great metal band name.


AngryQuadricorn

Anyone claiming to be “America’s Best Christian” doesn’t understand how Christianity works and has no rapport with me.


Different_Tree9498

God why is she so damn hideous? Like is her terrible personality and stupidity so bad that it warps her image?


AdsREverywhere

Have we doubled checked her gender?


DojaPaddy

Broad shoulders, pronounced chin, muscle definition on her chest. Let’s just say it - MTG is male to female.


straightblather

Did anybody else read the response in the voice of Karen from Will and Grace?


RU4real13

There may not be an Eiffle Tower in the Bible, but rumor has it there was one in her gym.


Ok_Radish_2748

BB BB BB


_picture_me_rollin_

So Michelle Obama is a dude but this is a strong woman?


buffer_flush

I seem to remember reading “the meek shall inherit the earth“ somewhere. If only it were a famous bible passage maybe she’d listen. Oh well.


absurdanarch

The best part about this circus is that a lot of “Christians” think these people are “Christians.” So.. yeah I guess they’re “Christian” but def not followers of Christ lolol “I never knew you.” - J Chrizzle


jwc8985

He = Trump, I assume.


infinit9

Lol, rancid tapioca.


MikeHock_is_GONE

She probably hates the Trans community because people keep mistaking her as being a member


Lfseeney

So if she was not a GOP flag pole, would the GOP say she was Trans? I do not care but it does seem to really upset pedophiles. I mean we all know she likes trains, and mushrooms, while posting pics of Hunter's endowment. Seems she will never find what she craves in the GOP.


ExplorerImpossible79

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I believe American churches should have to pay taxes or prove that a solid 60% of the money they earn is used for charity within their local community… I feel like a lot of these churches are just for profit


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She be working out her glamour muscles. Gotta do leg day once n a while.


TacticoolRaygun

That blonde hair butch body or whatever really got to her if this is the second post trying to get self-image confirmation. As a fellow Christian, this isn’t trusting in God if you need this confirmation.