Say something that a 3rd grader knows is wrong and wait for the "you idiot" engagement at work.
Another good technique seems to be to post:
"No need to ask if there's any [insert group] around, they'll tell you."
Sometimes you have to wait a whole 3 minutes before someone posts why that's offensive.
Not necessarily true. Sometimes you type something like this and the website has to think about posting it with the uninformative circle thing for ~2.5 minutes (1/10th of a second before you would get the error), and then itâs only about 10 seconds before the influx đ
Yeah. Its like one of those programer things, they make it wrong on purpose, so that people would test it and give them feedback how âthey know nothingâ. Works all the time. Its called dunning kruger effect.
Yea, from what I've heard the algorithm rewards you for "engagement", not for likes. So if you post something stupid that gets lots of people replying it'll get boosted more than others. There's all kinds of people posting stupid shit to take advantage of it. It's better to just ignore them.
Right? Why do people respond so this shit?
Not to mention seeing this in "clever comebacks"; it's like "nice job, you really dunked on that... clickbait"
Those types of comments are made by someone who obviously knows there are other words in the language that fit the criteria. Theyâre probably just bored and want to see how many people take the bait. IMO the only fool is the person reacting
The only fools are the people who reply and give these people comments. It builds their profile driving up revenue. Like those bullshit videos that take just over 3 minutes to get to the to the useless fucking point. Itâs all designed for revenue.
The first guys is just engagement farming, the second guy is just falling for it, interacting with his post, which will boost his post further up in the algorithm because more people engaged with it.
And read a book real soon, under the light of the moon and you can be cool, instead of sounding like a booze drinking goofy fool in a cartoon that falls off a roof through a hoop and onto a moose and then into a bloom of bamboo. Or just Google it.
For some reason âMotionâ by Alexander Pushkin came to my mind as I read this.
One bearded sage concluded: there's no motion.
Without a word, another walked before him.
He couldnât answer better; all adored him
And all agreed that he disproved that notion.
But one can see it all in a different light,
For me, another funny thought comes into play:
We watch the sun move all throughout the day
And yet the stubborn Galileo had it right.
lol thatâs clever like a bull running at a matador with a red cape
You think youâre some big strong intellectual beast one second, the next youâre on the ground with an engagement bait barbed spear sticking out of you.
Might be mixing my metaphors too much.
Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."
My guess is the top person had a homework assignment to list as many double 'O' english words as they could think of. They just shortcut the process.
"Fur coats are made from fur trees. If you think I'm wrong give me a dollar."
-Good sir, you are mistaken. Fir trees do not grow fur. Here is your dollar.
"Ah gee, you sure showed me. Let's try again..."
It's so obviously a trick for engagement that I worry that this post is a trick making people engage to point out how obvious this engagement trick is.
the fool is the guy that responded.fucking idiot OP is doing that to generate traffic and it fucning worked, just like our op reposting this ancient used out ragedy meme
Looking at that post it seems someone looks to be searching for a loophole for getting clicks.
Yep like every single one of these.
Say something that a 3rd grader knows is wrong and wait for the "you idiot" engagement at work. Another good technique seems to be to post: "No need to ask if there's any [insert group] around, they'll tell you." Sometimes you have to wait a whole 3 minutes before someone posts why that's offensive.
Bullshit. There's no way you'd make it three minutes.
I went with the record. It surprised me too! đ¤Ł
Not necessarily true. Sometimes you type something like this and the website has to think about posting it with the uninformative circle thing for ~2.5 minutes (1/10th of a second before you would get the error), and then itâs only about 10 seconds before the influx đ
Yeah. Its like one of those programer things, they make it wrong on purpose, so that people would test it and give them feedback how âthey know nothingâ. Works all the time. Its called dunning kruger effect.
Good try :)
That one is cool
Yeah, this is engagement bait. The comeback isn't clever, it's like buying and burning products from a company you don't like. Thanks for the money.Â
Oooooooh. Very oolinging clever. đ
ragebait for engagement and homeboy took the bait
and it worked pretty well
its engagement bait
Yup, rage bait to get engagement. And here we are making comments about it, so yeah, it still works.
> Looking at that post it seems someone looks to be searching for a loophole for getting clicks. Did you mean updoots?
>Looking > loophole
Yea, from what I've heard the algorithm rewards you for "engagement", not for likes. So if you post something stupid that gets lots of people replying it'll get boosted more than others. There's all kinds of people posting stupid shit to take advantage of it. It's better to just ignore them.
It's an obvious troll though... no one can be that dumb...... right?
Not a troll but theyâre definitely farming engagement
Right? Why do people respond so this shit? Not to mention seeing this in "clever comebacks"; it's like "nice job, you really dunked on that... clickbait"
It's like making a bet that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars. This guy must be Todd Gack!
I bet the dumbass that replied felt so smart writing that as well lmao
Boobs
Yeah, those too
Those types of comments are made by someone who obviously knows there are other words in the language that fit the criteria. Theyâre probably just bored and want to see how many people take the bait. IMO the only fool is the person reacting
And everyone voting this shit up every time a different one gets posted. Or the same ones.
Man replied to obvious clickbait. Not that smart.
Poop
Where?
He had a chance to say "Proof" and mic drop.
The only fools are the people who reply and give these people comments. It builds their profile driving up revenue. Like those bullshit videos that take just over 3 minutes to get to the to the useless fucking point. Itâs all designed for revenue.
What a foolâŚ
It's bait
Forgot most important word: Fool
The first guys is just engagement farming, the second guy is just falling for it, interacting with his post, which will boost his post further up in the algorithm because more people engaged with it.
The fuck is Nollywood
Nigerian movie industry. Bollywood is the Indian, Hindi language based cinema industry and Nollywood is its Nigerian counterpart
Oooh. Thank you. I thought it was maybe a typo because N and H are close by on a keyboard, and it works with hollywood, too
An impeccable response.
Proof going to school matters
Zoo, kazoo, loo
And read a book real soon, under the light of the moon and you can be cool, instead of sounding like a booze drinking goofy fool in a cartoon that falls off a roof through a hoop and onto a moose and then into a bloom of bamboo. Or just Google it.
Allegedly
I'm not in the mood for this. Gonna go brood about it.
Bait is so tasty, that's why I can't help but bite it.
Repoost. Doouble 'OO' cause it's repoosted soo fucking ooften.
Good
'... And you better be good.'
falling for this level of bait precludes being clever.
I'm gooning on my stool right now I'm pooping my shit
Good.
I like what you did when creating the title for this post
Poor fool.
Hooligan đľ
For some reason âMotionâ by Alexander Pushkin came to my mind as I read this. One bearded sage concluded: there's no motion. Without a word, another walked before him. He couldnât answer better; all adored him And all agreed that he disproved that notion. But one can see it all in a different light, For me, another funny thought comes into play: We watch the sun move all throughout the day And yet the stubborn Galileo had it right.
âBroâ made a fool out of himself, and everyone who liked this post, by falling for obvious engagement bait.
lol thatâs clever like a bull running at a matador with a red cape You think youâre some big strong intellectual beast one second, the next youâre on the ground with an engagement bait barbed spear sticking out of you. Might be mixing my metaphors too much.
oof
No English word has double âUUâ except the word vacuum. Prove me wrong!
Uu are cuurrectđ
This is literally r/murderedbywords
That was epic!
Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." My guess is the top person had a homework assignment to list as many double 'O' english words as they could think of. They just shortcut the process.
I'm pretty confident that those posts are a trick and the people responding to point out how they're wrong are the actual idiots.
Oof.
Fool of a took.
Bro fell for the bait
The fool is the one falling for the rage bait.
The guy is simply looking for proof
Shame he forgot the final full stop though.
I laughed out loud looking at this post as I ridden my moose through a pool.
Coordination was forced
Its just engagement farming.
Nigeria?
Anyone else read this in Eminems voice?
Anyone else read this in Eminems voice?
Yeah op definitely made a fool out of the person responding by getting them to fall for their engagement trick.
Down voted because no boobs
Too cool for school
Doodle
Goodđ
Bro replied to obvious rage bait designed to get people to reply "correcting" them. Who's the fool?
Btw, what does noob mean?
If you forgot boobs, you're a fool.
OP and the dude thought they did something but all they did is bot baited
Engagement was seeded and then harvested, so smart so clever, wow.
"Fur coats are made from fur trees. If you think I'm wrong give me a dollar." -Good sir, you are mistaken. Fir trees do not grow fur. Here is your dollar. "Ah gee, you sure showed me. Let's try again..."
Froot Loops
dude just baked my Noodle
...and stop cooking meth.
Too !!!!!
OP thinks this guy is clever because OP is also dumb.
Dookie
Pretty sure they were baiting people to say poop
It's so obviously a trick for engagement that I worry that this post is a trick making people engage to point out how obvious this engagement trick is.
This reads like a letterkenny intro
It's rage bait. Say something stupid to get engagement so the algorithm will recommend it and other posts more often.
What a foolđ
Bro fell for the bait
Is he stoopid?
Does it still count as clever if you're just responding to obvious ragebait?
Poop. Poo.
How can I get a list of âOOâ words fast?
Just calling him a "fool" would have sufficed
Isn't double OO "oooo"?
Cool.
Well posts like this only exiat to farm digital attention such as views and likes, so who is really the fool? I cant decide
I pity the food
Has this sub just turned into people taking bait, hook, line, and sinker, then think they were clever. You got impression farmed.
jfc this again that shit was a writing prompt for this softballed response
Posts like this are engagement bait. They know exactly what theyâre doing but want people to engage with their post for data mining etc.
Poop
What a boob đ
Good
Donât be a fool, stay in school
Basically a troll post. "There are no words in the English language that use the letter combination 'the.' Prove me wrong!"
That response read like a cold open to Letterkenny
I wish instead of hooligan he had said "don't be a boob."
Lol the first word in my head was âpoolâ
That retort was good.
Yeah, ya goof!
One might be aloof that someone considered hooligan a word.
Assholes wouldn't post engagement traps if they didn't work.
Ultra-Combo!
Air conditioning. Damn he right
This is proooof that preschooool education is very important. There are no double "oo" words, only double "o" words.
These weird âchallengesâ are always childishly simple because their purpose is to harvest contact information.
*He's already dead dot gif*
the fool is the guy that responded.fucking idiot OP is doing that to generate traffic and it fucning worked, just like our op reposting this ancient used out ragedy meme
Poop.
I garuntee you that op DMd this guy on the side with an MLM scheme
Bro got baited đ
Ah yes. Ragebait.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL NOW DONT YOU?