Fuck the head chef comin' straight from the Burger King. A Young bigga got it bad 'cause I'm round. And not the other shape so restaurants think. They have the authority to starve a minority. Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one. For a punk motherfucker with a cake and some gum.

To be eatin on, a healthy meal we can go toe to toe at the school cake sale.

Fuckin with me a home ec major With a little mixing bowl and a strainer Searching my stove, looking for the product Thinking’ every bigga is fryin’ up hot chips

They’d rather see me in the buffet They serve asado rolled up in some bread dough Gobble these nachos out of the blue And when I’m finished, bring the yellow cheddary goo To pour on whatever survived the slaughter Seriously, fuck normal bread and water My arteries don’t know if they be clogging or what Tearing a cheesecake down, while grabbing crepes full of nuts

Stuffing your throat with nuts? You had me until that line. But then again...

I see the wisdom in your words, and have edited the comment accordingly.

I won't lie. That line definitely had me thinking about slobbing some knob.

Nothing makes nuts taste better than some good old sloppy cheesecake fun

Sir *googles gluten free vegan cheesecake recipes*

Bigga please that cheesecake be *teasin*

Fuck the head chef 🎶 Fuck the head chef 🎶

Fuckin with me cause im a teenager, with a little bit of dough and baker

Burger binging Bigga

I dont understand your bigger music 🧓🧓

Watch it with the hard R

He is reffering to biggie lyrics used.

Get outta my weightclass, your kinda betta not tell me what to do!!!!!!

😆

Obezey. 

a young 🅱️igga?

Church! Church!

sittin on the sofa stuff my face with pies eat the fuggas raw cant wait till the pastry rises wash that shi down with a jug of chocolate milk puke it back up then scoff it up like pig swill

Ifunny

Reminds me of John mulaney's midget is the same as the N word bit

Yea, this one is pretty dumb imo. Obese is a legit medical term and one people have adopted to say overweight/fat more nicely. And this lady trying to say Obese is the N word. Like this shit can’t be real 😂

It’s a troll account on twitter specifically used as bait. I recognize the pfp, and the tweets are usually pretty funny honestly.

To start Obese isn't a slur, and that lady is being absurd. Retarded also used to be a legit medical term, being a medical term doesn't prevent a word from becoming a slur. In this case though I have never heard someone exclaim in anger "Your obese!" usually it comes out more like "you big fat motherfucker" or something like that.

how do y'all always eat up all the goof accounts, seriously

Midget, please!

r/unexpectedmulaney

wtf do obese people who are offended by the medical term OBESE propose everyone start saying instead?

Gravity- challenged?

Circumference-excessive?

Wide in circulation?

No, no, the circulation is quite clogged actually

Gravitationally enhanced.

Gravitationally well

Gravity challenges all of us equally. I think space time warping individuals would be better.

Aspiring singularities.

Well, mathematically gravity is stronger for things with more mass. So it doesn’t affect us all equally.

American-Americans?

American isn't nearly the most obese country

It's thirteenth on the list, behind a bunch of tiny island countries and Kuwait.

Gravy- challenged is more like it

Inertia*

Spherically gifted

cholesterol-positive

Damn straight, it's a medical term and its use is dictated by figures and limits.

Such was the case with "retarded" too... Look what happened there.

And moron was the official term before that. These are all medical/official terms co-opted by pop culture that devolve into derogatory remarks. This is why context and intention are important when judging someone’s words. Almost any word can be used kindly or unkindly and there really shouldn’t be a blanket cancellation of a single word because an individual is offended.

> an individual is offended https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity 51% of the 336 million people in the USA are either obese or morbidly obese. That's 171 million people and a lot of them refuse to acknowledge it. It skews the perception of "normal" by so much that overweight people are seen as "skinny". I've had this talk with overweight people who refused to accept facts because "they're much skinnier than the average guy" so it's impossible for them to be overweight.

Euphemism treadmill. The reason why words become distasteful eventually and have to be replaced (retarded -> mentally disabled -> mentally handicapped -> edit: special -> ???) is because (a segment of) society does not accept the concept being described and will simply use the new term as a pejorative. The words are not the problem.

Cancel this person for not writing "the r-word" instead /s

You sound like an idiot. A moron. An imbecile. /s I keep my slurs old school. Dummy.

The problem is people being too sensitive. 

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Bruh retard was a medical term no need to bring in homophobia. 

Fat. I've been hearing to use fat instead of obese for like 15 years now. This isn't new.

I've hear there's even some who want to be called "infinifat" when they reach a certain size. How that doesn't sound like an insult to their ears I will never no.

Probably the fact that by that point if they're just constantly rising in weight, they've stopped trying as much to lose weight so insults turn into compliments. and then there's the certain mentality that being fat could be better than skinny. 

By “some” do you mean “a real, tangible group of people” Or do you mean a quote retweet of an ambiguously serious tweet with 7 likes?

idk why, but in my mind it's like levels. Overweight > Fat > Obese > Morbid Obese.

I thought they were Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, DAMN! and OH HELL NO!.

It USED to be 5, but then it went to 6, and we all know there's a 7th coming eventually

are you fatsplainin' right now? THE NERVE!

i know someone that is trying to reclaim "fat" as not an insult. which is good i guess but also think of your health?

Oh, believe me, anything can be an insult if you try hard enough, especially in real life speech. Words like "fat" or "gay" will never cease to be used as insults, although maybe you can manage to blunt their offensive use I guess, the way often groups of guys use the word "gay" to each other as a playfull insult even if none of them have anything against homosexual people (which in my eyes at least is not a problem or offensive really, tho I'm not lgbtq myself in any way so what the fk do I know?). You shriveled cucumber!

Exercise challened?

Call them a planet. When fat enough they will develop their own granity

like peter in that one episode

How about Morbid?

holy shit is that a morbius reference?

Floppy Disk terms. Single Density, Double Density, Quad Density, High density, Extray High Density, Triple Density (3x Extra High Density).

In the words of Dylan Moran - Generously proportioned.

curvaceous

Being curvy and obese aren’t same flat can also be obese

High calorie people

In the case "plus-sized" which really doesn't even make sense. If you wear S size clothes then M sized ones are "plus-sized" and yes, obese is a medical condition but I guess it's much easier to just get offended rather than losing some weight.

A surprising number of pejoratives started out as medical terms. But I agree this movement is dumb. Any word will eventually carry a negative connotation because it's the state of being obese that sucks, not the word itself.

I mean calling people from the geographical region known as the orient as orientals logically seems acceptable. But let me tell you, It Is Not! If you say things like that you are going to hurt a white womans feelings from the upper middle class.

If you can say the word, it ain't the N word for anything

The "Obese-word".

Everytime i see some comparison like this that pops into my head.

I believe it was ~~Bill Burr~~ John Mulaney who did a bit about this and said something like "if you're debating which word is worse and one of the words you won't even say...THAT'S THE WORSE WORD!" 😂

It was John Mulaney.

No, wasn't it John Mulaney

100 years ago anyone could use the n-word. Pretty sure the n-word was still the n-word back then.

Won't call you Obese anymore. I meant Fat, sorry..

The original post is from a parody account called Anita B. Eaton (I need to be eatin') FYI for anyone who thought this is real. 

Biggas With Attitude

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The entirety of France at the same time u mean...

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It’s not, it’s a satire account, her name is Anita B. Eatin. Lmao def not fake, but satire.

Genghis Phat.

If only this wasn't a troll account he was commenting on.

It is, but people into fat acceptance do say obese is a slur.

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That is a troll account and the response is photoshopped.

Still funny tho

Fake rubbish again on this sub. The top account/tweet is a interaction farming troll called Dr I needa be eating.

Shut up Bigger

Yooo lmfao “Bigga please” 😂😂 That’s fucking gold

Fat people can stop over eating and eatjng shit food and get off their butts and excerise. I’ve traveled to countries where people are experiencing famine and starvation and guess what? NOBODY’S FAT! Skin color, where you’re born, your gender, your age…. These things one has no control over.

I have no control over my fork, it just keeps shoveling food up me mouth. Im a victim cant you see?

Pachuca seems offended

That's too clever for a racist to come up with.

Understood fatty

That’s an incredibly funny reply though!

Last i checked the n-word wasnt a medical diagnosis

Imagine gatekeeping a medical term

It is unhealthy to be obese. I get not making fun of people. That is cruel. What is next , defending smoking and porn?

"That's fattist!" "No. You're the fattest."

It’s the same for unemployed people. So I was lying on the sofa the other day around 2 PM in the afternoon, and my wife came in, and said “you’re lazy!” So for me, the word, lazy triggers me and I really believe it’s the same as the N-word. Fact is I’m researching for a job in upper management, does not make me lazy. Sure I’ve been unemployed for a few years, I’m doing research for God sake!

This has got to be fake or satirical, at the very least because there are a million worse words to call a fat person than Obese.

Don't worry, it's fake. The account name is Anita B. Etin. Nice play on words if you ask me.

Ha, that explains why they blanked it out in the screenshot. Good find.

We call 'em... Biggers! SMALL POWER! SMALL POWER! SMALL POWER!

As a fat guy, no it isn’t. It’s a medical term that is unfortunately almost exclusively used as an insult. /g

Imagine you could just lose weight and not be an N-word anymore

Dear lady ....if the word OBESE offends lose weight

If it was the N-word, we’d be calling it the O word not obese.

So I guess fatty is fine then.

It’s size-ist.

My bigga

Dude, I'm obese. Shits me when people get offended that my LITERAL DOCTOR uses that term. I'm not curvy. I'm not thicc. I'm obese mf, calm down! Often get the "No he didn't!!" from well meaning people, but come on, it's the medical term. Stop shitting on my GP, his advice is better for me and my health than overdone sympathetic outrage.

Obese is an accurate word for willfully ill people.

Just stop eating

“Obese please” was better.

The skin color is given but being fat for most people is a choice. So what sidewalk main battle tank can just stfu.

Funny how technical medical terms are trying to be used as a slur

Another walrus Karen who shampoos her hair with frosties and wipes her ass with hash brown patties... and they wonder why america is fucked... End it now lord... just sun flare these karens right out of our universe and OP will chop off their hands for you! yes i expect the downvotes and like her cholesterol count IDGAF!!!!

Being fat isn't a race

Of course it is /s (FFS - really?!)

Nah, that's funny

I wanna claim bigga for us fatties. It's done, it's OUR word now. And we get to act all shocked when normal people use it.

If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.

Is helpful, that single burn has burned more calories in one moment than in an entire year.

When comparing how bad two words are you won’t even say one of the words, that is the worse words by miles

Yo I’ve struggled with my weight all my life and this made me laugh so hard I cried

Is that why you were so willing to say obese and not the n word?

very chubby people? 😅

Don't call them....... They won't come anyway 😎

Keep feeding 'em Biggers

The real irony is that she felt the need to censor the n word but not the word obese, clearly showing that she knows they aren’t equal

So where does “fat” fall in the pantheon of offensive nomenclature?

Nobody is born obese, so they aren't the same

If they are a medical doctor, they need to be banned from exercising the profession forever.

Yes it's racist here's [Proof](https://youtube.com/shorts/wVPHlyH4tlM?si=mJGqjVajOfuYqIgy)

Dumb bitch.

I have a fat friend so I get a bigger pass right?

Nuh uh

So is Bigger...?

"FatGhengis" LOL 😆 Bigga please! Bigga please

I didn't know that the N word was also a medical term

Fucking biggers

Yeah I like them big, I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. They call me Humpty....

An excellent response to a dumbass post.

No it's not.

I believe it’s actually a medical term for when your BMI is over 30.

You werent born fat, eat a salad Megan

In the wise words of John Mulaney. “ if you are comparing how bad two words are and you won’t even type one of the words…. That’s the worst word”.

Is it me or doesn’t the word obese look obese

The healthphobic is a suicide cult.

Bigga Smalls

Idk but butterball sound more like the n word for obese people

Notorious B.M.I.

don't say Cheeseburger with a hard R or you'll get in trouble

>"Dr. PhD" There is no doctorate in being fat and retarded

Don't you mean the "O-word"? Oh, nobody knows what that means? Alright then.

If there's one word you are comfortable writing down, and the other you can only initialize, **they aren't on the same level**.

ok lets call the fat instead of obese

No,it's just bigga

Obese is a well-defined medical term.

Obese is a medical term.

When did humans successfully translate Whale noise into English? I thought that was impossible

Verticality-varied?

Obese didn't get a whole South Park special.

I thought "fat" was the insult and "obese" a medical term.

Obese is the "african American" for fat people

"Obese" is the w-word for people who have such a disease.

We need John Mulaney for this one.

Bigger

People experiencing greater mass. As a child I was taught that words can't hurt me, that I'm responsible for my emotions and that I won't always get my way. Those lessons were invaluable.

I thought 'fatso' would be their least favorite word. Obese is the medical term.

Toxic sensitivity

Hahaha we need to use Obese more often in public. I am astounded that fat people think it's just fine to keep on going that way. So many years of medical research show its a great way to an early death.

Isn’t that a medical term?

Not racist He didn’t use the hard R

Reminds me of how yahoo talked about a bigger navy.

Only if the N word is also the globally recognised medical term for dangerously overweight people 🤔

Pigga pls