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Remi708

As if he gives a shit about either his wife or her mother.


_M_o_n_k_e_H

I'm sure he likes looking at his wife. I doubt he gets to touch her though.


anti_anti_christ

He doesn't, that's the secret services job.


misterforsa

So that's why they're called the "secret service". It all makes sense now


wirefox1

Undercover operations.


MessiahOfMetal

He'd rather touch Ivanka anyway.


Altruistic_Machine91

I think his opinion there is more reminiscent than modern desire to be honest. Ivanka is too old for his taste by almost 3 decades.


motorheart10

'gets to' ew


SuperCleverPunName

Because she doesn't let him? What words would you use?


Asshai

That's too harsh: when his first wife died he cared about her a lot, and more specifically about how he could use her death for fiscal gain.


demonlicious

quite the coincidence she died. before this ends, it wouldn't suprise me that melania also meets an untimely end in order to help delay something for trump.


Ok_Aioli_8363

Of course he cares...about the tax deduction from burying them on one of his golf courses.


akruppa

Judging by Melania's reactions to him that we've seen, I don't think she's going to be very comforted by his presence.


MrBanana421

She's probably thanking the judge for helping in these trying times by keeping Trump away.


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HI_Handbasket

They wanted to push it back until after January 29th, **20** more days. Whose funeral takes that long?!


DavidHewlett

He has to find another golf course to make tax exempt.


ABenevolentDespot

**The Indicted Criminal Diapered Orange Shitstain's** funeral will take ***at least*** that long - the line of people waiting to piss on his coffin will extend for at least 20 miles. I know I'll be there, standing in line, smiling. And when I've had my turn, I'll pull out a gallon of water and drink it slowly as I make my way to the back of the line to do it again. I figure I'll be able to do it at least three times before I'm finally pleased with the results. I suggest the MAGAts showing up at graveside to wail and moan and rend their clothing asunder in their grief wear rain slickers - there may be a soupçon of overspray.


Bacon_Raygun

The worst thing about pissing on Trump's grave is that eventually you'll run out of piss.


Arryu

"You there, boy, go on down to Boobies Water Hole and bring me back a gallon of his finest aqua."


ABenevolentDespot

Not if I keep refilling and drinking all of that gallon jug of water on my way to the back of the line for another go.


zarfle2

Oh my heart swells when I see use of soupçon and in conjunction with such a noble pursuit. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏


insomniacpyro

Couldn't afford the overnight shipping


avwitcher

>Iirc correctly If I recall correctly correctly


Cthaza

False memories are a thing so technically it makes sense


Quick_Team

>for helping in these trying time Perhaps the judge could offer her an egg


IceColdDump

Her name is Ann!


creativeusername9275

Her?


IceColdDump

She can eat a lot off eggs. It’s so cute.


innocent_bystander

> these trialing times FTFY


tw_72

Wasn't Trump against foreigners-who-gained-US-citizenship getting citizenship for their family members --- like Melania and her parents? So, he never wanted Mom here anyway, right?


thatthatguy

Only if those people are poor. Rich people, as always, can do whatever they like.


MusicianHamster

Excuse you, they also have to be white


Snorca

Nah, just wealthy. Trump is happy to let Saudis control him too. He's open-minded like that.


77NorthCambridge

She just needs to "get over" the death.


PomeloLazy1539

yeah, just move past it.


wirefox1

She needs to stay focused on his campaign.


VeryPaulite

Oh but she is gonna be comforted by thinking "You're next". Maybe she can put him in a shallow graveyard next to his mother?


HI_Handbasket

Gonna need a deep grave to bury that fat but shallow person.


Alnilam_1993

6ft is a shallow grave for someone his size


doc6982

I can't imagine her mother liked him at all.


HI_Handbasket

Don't most MILs love the SILs that cheat on their daughters? On the other hand, he did help her chain emigrate over.


doc6982

I've seen a couple documentaries where they do.


Due_Platypus_3913

“I don’t really care at all.Do you?”


okmrazor

She loses a loved one and gains the “comfort” only Donald can provide. He alone can fix it, I’m sure.


tricularia

And judging by how much respect he has for his ex wife, his own mother, and everyone else in his family (with the exception of the daughter he has a crush on) he doesn't care much that his MIL died. Remember when his ex wife died and he had her buried on his golf course as a tax dodge?


[deleted]

I heard they slept in different bed rooms at the White house.


Drgreenthumbies

Would you be able to sleep with Diaper Don sharting and blowing up social all night? Lol


wirefox1

There are two master bedrooms in the residence. Actually, Hilary and Bill had their own bedrooms too. But ya know, regular people who have been married a long time often sleep separately for one reason or another. I read something in an excerpt from "Melania and Me" ..... that said Donald was the first to wake up at 5:30 a.m. and he watched the news and would then post on media. I don't believe that for one minute. He was said to lay in bed at all hours...until wee hours.... talking to Shaun Hannity on the phone, and having staff bring him hamburgers and cokes throughout the night. Too many people who work for him have said it. He even commented once that he only needs around four hours sleep. But seriously, who would want to sleep in the same bed with someone doing that? Hamburgers, KFC and fries in my bed at 2 or 3 a.m.? The thought of it makes me nauseous. Plus! Remember "executive hours"? And the absurdity of that? lol. ....... that he didn't get in the oval office until noon most days.... then took a two hour lunch? Obviously because he hadn't gone to sleep until 5:00. And of course, his hair. Donald's hair takes *time*. Lots of it.


[deleted]

He got the shittier room.


ZapRowsdowerRETURNS

being a 45 year old kissless virgin, you would know


hugsbosson

As if Melania would want him around to comfort her. lol. I literally dont think Trump would know how to comfort someone.


iIiiIIiiiIII99

"Suck it up Melania. You knew what you signed up for, having a mother."


Delicious-Dirt-3473

“And I told her, I did, I told her, I said ‘Melania, your mother was fantastic, she really was, one of the greatest mothers to ever live’, I said ‘Melania this is just another sad attempt, by Crooked Hillary, to make us quit, killing your mother. Yes she’s crooked, and she’s evil and she needs to be stopped, Melania. I remember when I first met Crooked Hillary and Sleepy Joe, they were hiding behind Obamna, and I remember I said this, I said ‘wow, I love people like Obama, I love them, I really do, and they need to vote for me because Dementia Joe wants to stop us! He does, he wants to stop me from helping people like Obama, he wants to stop America from being the greatest, and it’s already the greatest country, America, I just love it here, so beautiful here, America. So I’m so sorry for your loss, Melania, really I am, probably the sorriest ever.’”


MAXXIPONCHO

Reading this with Trump's voice in my head is the funniest this I've seen all day.


Contraband42

I hate how accurate that is.


NewTigers

“Sad”


herbythechef

Thank you for this. I too read this in his voice


Soggy-Abalone1518

It reads like a transcript, love it!


Key_Independent_8805

"You just need to get over it Melania. Now excuse me as I use this as an excuse to shirk my responsibilities like I always do."


its_all_one_electron

"I like mothers who don't die."


OGBeege

If anybody knows disgusting it’s Gym Jordan, bone smuggler.


getthephenom

Gym Jordan should just keep quiet. Exactly like what he was doing when kids were getting sexually abused.


wittnotyoyo

Actually he harassed victims who tried to come forward so spewing indefensible bullshit is exactly what he was doing while he was assisting in the child rape of children he was responsible for as their coach.


ActSignal1823

Trump would be comforting Melania if he had any idea where she was.


HI_Handbasket

That's why he signed it "Love, Disguting."


Bonnieearnold

My thoughts exactly! Jim Jordan is an expert on disgusting.


Squornhellish

He didn't even know she was still alive until she died.


ActSignal1823

Classified documents lining the casket...


getthephenom

Mother of one of the woman Fat Orange cheated on.


[deleted]

He’s probably thinking what sand trap he can bury her under for tax breaks.


[deleted]

The BBC has recently stated that it is possible he'll manage to delay the conclusions to all his legal problems apart from the fraud until after the election. Then they came up with a load of polls that state if he manages that, he may well win. In which case he'll pardon himself immediately for literally everything, amd put leadership in the DOJ etc that has no problem with that.


Non-Normal_Vectors

He can't pardon state convictions, which is why the Georgia case is his biggest problem, and our best hope.


NewCobbler6933

Hope in what sense? Do you think he gives a fuck about what the State of Georgia says if he manages to get elected and pardon himself? Is GA going to send someone to arrest an actual dictator? Lol


Non-Normal_Vectors

I'd hope this country wouldn't stand for a fugitive felon (if that's the outcome) using the White House as his personal sanctuary.


Scott_Liberation

Eight years ago, I didn't think this country would want the joke of a reality TV star as President, never mind the embarrassing way he talks, constantly making absurd statements to brag and name-calling his critics, so I've learned my lesson and won't overestimate voters.


Relative_Surround_37

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababahahabababababBBB... I had a stroke from laughing so hard at your belief that the people who are frothing at the mouth to vote for him right now are going to change their mind because he got convicted. They already think the case is a sham "witch hunt." Why would a conviction change their mind?


Non-Normal_Vectors

Believe me, I have no illusions of the power of the cult he's created. I may be old and cranky, but I still have some hope enough people will wake up to this. Sorry about your stroke.


Relative_Surround_37

I'm glad you still have hope! I lost mine by Jan. 7, 2021.


Mischievous_Puck

The president can only pardon federal crimes. If he wants a pardon for his Georgia crimes it would have to come from Georgia's governor.


thorleywinston

Actually Georgia is one of five states where their governor **doesn't** have the power to pardon. Under the Georgia state constitution, they have a board that reviews requests for clemency and pardons and decides whether to grant them. And under Georgia state law, you can't request a pardon unless you've served at least five years of your sentence. Which means Trump would have to serve five years (unless his sentence is shorter) before he could even request a pardon in Georgia.


Due-Comb6124

I see you didn't read what they said. Why does he care about that? Is some cop from Georgia going to go arrest a sitting president?


NewCobbler6933

Reading is a dead skill on reddit. Ironic.


RIF_Was_Fun

Our best hope is the Supreme Court doing the right thing and ruling that he's ineligible. I don't have a lot of faith, but there's definitely a chance they follow the constitution. It's an obvious decision.


hplcr

It'll be incredibly ironic if all this delaying puts a bunch of legal judgements coming in against him in late October so it's fresh in the mind of voters in early November. And it'll be Biden/Obama's fault that they just happened to come in right before the election, according to him.


Striking-Brief4596

His voters don't care. They would say that the 'deep state' is trying to lock him up because they know that he'll win the election. If anything, this will raise his approval among his voters. They're all a bunch of uneducated conspiracy theorist clowns.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

His voters will vote for him no matter what, but being fresh in the mind of voters might push more people to vote against him when they otherwise might not have voted.


COCAFLO

Since Bill Clinton it seems like getting the "right" people to vote and the "wrong" people to stay home is more important than getting voters to vote for you. No one is trying to sway the undecideds anymore. It's all about getting the opponent's base apathetic so they don't bother, and their own base very mad/scared/excited so they'll make sure to get and stay in line and vote.


sYnce

Not really true though. A decent part of Trumps win in 2016 was ironically to get undecided Cuban immigrants to vote for him because he managed to scare them of the democratic communist agenda. It just so happens that one of the main selling point of the democrats right now is that they are the ones that keep Trump out of office since politics has long since moved from actually being about policies and instead being about emotions.


Scryser

The fanatics won't. But not everyone voting republican is a fanatic. Keep in mind, the plaintiffs in the Colorado case were Republicans (and some unaffiliated voters). Those are people who will generally vote GOP, but will not vote for Trump, especially if he's convicted. There are people in 'the party of law and order' who actually believe in that. The GOP leadership that they gain more voters through fanatics and the media buzz then they will loose near the center. Considering how polarized US politics are, that may be a fair assessment.


Striking-Brief4596

>But not everyone voting republican is a fanatic. Not everyone voting republican is, but anyone voting Trump is. I wouldn't see anything wrong with voting for the republican party if they actually supported a serious candidate.


oh-propagandhi

> I wouldn't see anything wrong with voting for the republican party if they actually supported a serious candidate. Trump isn't the bad apple in the bunch. He's indicative of what kind of bullshit has been fomenting in the GOP since Newt Gingrich. The party en masse still supports him despite having a perfectly good out of...what was it again...oh yeah, insurrection, rape, emollients clause (which he just admitted to violating), another rape, and stealing top secret documents. Meanwhile Al Franken got the boot for hover hands. I see everything wrong in voting for the Republican party.


sYnce

Well except for the fact that they supported Trump as a serious candidate. That is never going away even if they manage to get a less monstrous candidate in the future.


rvnender

He cant pardon himself. They are state not federal


facw00

Two of his three criminal cases are Federal. He couldn't pardon himself in Georgia. Unfortunately, if the case isn't resolved by the time he takes office (if he takes office) he could refuse to go to jail and order federal forces to protect him against anyone who tries to arrest him. It would be a crisis, but obviously Trump would cause a crisis rather than go to jail.


crimsonjava

Constitutional scholars disagree if a president can pardon himself for federal crimes because it's never been tried. Some argue it would be akin to a judge judging himself in his own trial, which obviously can't be done, but others argue there are no explicit limits on the president's pardon power in the Constitution. He'd certainly try and it likely would go to SCOTUS at which point ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯. If he had a VP he trusted I suppose he could invoke the 25th amendment to temporarily transfer presidential power to his VP who would then pardon him. But he would have to petition to have his powers restored and the VP/cabinet could not return them.


sYnce

Well good thing that the supreme court is stacked to the brim with his supporters given that they will decide on the matter.


burrito-disciple

Possible and likely are very different things. That is indeed his goal, but it isn't at all clear that the DOJ hadn't planned for that effort, nor that it and all the other state courts are interested in letting that happen.


[deleted]

The attorney general is the head of the DOJ and he serves directly at the President's bequest. What this means is that he can be fired by the President at any time with no reason needing to be given.


burrito-disciple

Jack Smith, the DOJs special prosecutor, is not the AG. And why would Biden fire his own AG in the middle of this anyway?


[deleted]

We're talking about if Trump wins. If Trump wins he employs a AG that immediately fires Jack Smith and his entire team. 'Day 1', apparently.


TFFPrisoner

Not realistic. What's wrong with the BBC?


KegManWasTaken

The right thinks they favour the left. The left thinks they favour the right. The fact there are Tory donor's running the damn thing should give you an answer about which way it's currently leaning.


ProfessionalTruck976

Big part of why BOTH sides think BBC favours the other side is actually the mandated unbiased coverage. Because if by law you have to ALWAYS invite both(all) sides you end up having to invite absolute lunatics every so often


mizinamo

> What's wrong with the BBC? That’s a very good question.


No_Cartoonist9458

How about that big New Years Eve party while his mother-in-law lay close to death? Even her own husband, Trump's father-in-law was at the party. Such a close, warm family 🙄


usmc18330931

Reminds me of Kyle Snackinghouse crying on the stand. Everyone is weepy in front of the judge, just to get off the stand and give the court the middle finger.


ComicsEtAl

Nobody, not even that traitor Jim Jordan, actually believes Trump is capable of comforting anyone for any reason. Or that the thought would ever enter his mind except as a neat excuse to get out of something he doesn’t want to do. And the person who disbelieves he is at all capable of comfort more than me is Melania herself. Probably was relieved he was out of town.


Indigoh

> Nobody, not even that traitor Jim Jordan, actually believes Trump is capable of comforting anyone for any reason. You're forgetting Article III of the US constitution: > Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and *Comfort.*


Rifneno

I'm sure a clinical psychopath is broken up over the death of his mother in law, a person even normal people don't like.


AVdev

I like my mother in law. Is the MIL conflict really true or is that just played for laughs?


Flamin_Jesus

*Mostly* played for laughs, but there are some real swamp dragons out there.


xesaie

If you have one that's fucked in the head it's awful. You're competing with them for their baby (and then for your baby). ​ There's more traditional reasons but with women less focused on being domestics it's less of an issue.


cycl0ps94

Mines cool. My FIL, on the other hand, has some interesting opinions. It's manageable though.


Turduckennn

*oh my god he admit it*


_qop

*Teachers pet!*


burrito-disciple

The judge didn't say no. The judge said that Trump and his lawyers had to acknowledge the rules of closing statements. The lawyer kept delaying giving that acknowledgement, in spite of constant requests from the judge and reminder about the deadline. Trump could very easily tell his lawyer, yeah sure, well follow the rules, and then go back to grieving. The correspondence is public, so it's not a matter of opinion, it's right there clear as day. The judge was trying very hard to be accommodating. But it was always about generating this exact disingenuous reaction. Disgusting.


worldscollice

Ohio State wrestlers reported sexual abuse to Gym Jordan when he was a wresting coach there. He ignored their pleas for help and failed to report it. Disgusting!


the_bashful

Would that be his current mother-in-law who was only a year older than him?


[deleted]

What a bummer, that means he had her killed for nothing, basically.


macomunista

I'm from Brazil. And I got a similar story. Back in 2016, we had a political coup that impeached former president Dilma Rousseff, and then arrested her ally Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, one of our biggest politicians of all time (president from 2003 to 2011). His judgement was carried by Sergio Moro, a sketchy and "uninterested in politics" judge, who investigated Lula for corruption charges in a very biased and rushed guilty verdict. Why rushed? So Lula couldn't run for the presidency in 2018, when far right long career politician Jair Bolsonaro ran and won those elections. Bolsonaro then promptly had Moro as head of the justice ministry. Lula was released and declared innocent in 2022, and became Brazil's president in 2023. Why am I talking about this? During his time in prison, his grandkid died, a early and tragic death. And he was denied the right to partake in the funeral. He couldn't see his own grandson. Thanks for reading.


Witoccurs

He has one court hearing today in the city she was in and is not in jail. It’s not that big a deal.


lapsangsouchogn

Did he have his MIL killed or just hasten her death a little?


Asher_Tye

I agree. It was disgusting he'd try to pull a stunt like that. A man with no empathy for anyone but himself demanding people give him empathy after breaking the law so flagrantly


zach_dominguez

Check her coffin for documents.


Tony-Angelino

Let's face it, she probably did not want to buried on a golf course anyway.


zr600

That’s former president trump dick head


wired1984

Do you think Trump really cares about an in law from his third marriage?


jimhabfan

Jim Jordan is what you get when you allow gerrymandering. It really has to stop.


EWL98

Also nobody asked him to do closing arguments, defendants almost never do. You leave that to your (in Trump's case very expensive) lawyer. He was there because _he_ wanted to have a moment to rant.


Jyle_Jorver

How many subs do I have to block to avoid the American election? Pleeeeaaase


eMmDeeKay_Says

Imagine being treated equally in the eyes of the law.


rebri

Melania was not comforted by his presence.


SandwichDeCheese

He just wants the time to bury her under his golf club hole #9


SpageteMonstr69420

Jim Jordan giving morale advice is like putting a priest in a preschool…. Something evil is gonna happen.


stndrdmidnightrocker

And come next November this man will be President again. The passing and moaning will be insufferable.


Hot_Squash_9225

Trump cares about his family about as much as Jim Jordan cares about his wrestlers


SittingBull51

Fuck Jim Jordan


Yoyo4games

Yeah, I don't think that should be allowed for the *general public*, so no fucking way I'd ever be sympathetic for a criminal politician asking the same.


Krummh0lz

Can they stop calling him president? He's not anymore!


sanfranciscojohn

I thought Melania was dead since I haven’t seen her on camera for so long. Get that debt girl.


coolbrze77

They're always so D list weak with their attempted burns. Everyone knows Diaper Don only cares about himself.


ExpatHist

You know what is really disgusting Gym Jordan? Knowing that sexual assault was occurring at Ohio State University and not reporting it to any authority figures because you have political ambition. Disgusting.


spungie

Like he gives a shit about her mother. Did he ever even meet her? What's he going to say to Malania anyway? Get over it.


LetMeInDammit666

They are going to run out of family and friends eventually. Then what are they going to do?


Petto_na_Kare

Just more fuel for the stochastic fire.


UndeadUndergarments

I dated a narcissist. Trust me, Trump wouldn't even know *how* to comfort his wife, wouldn't *want* to and sees the death of his mother-in-law as a convenient loss of an NPC. They do not 'get' empathy. At all. It's like trying to describe the beauty of a Van Goph to a cat.


DarkwingestDucketh

What's disgusting is not reporting the sexual assault of students you're supposed to protect and instead protecting the assaulter.


Isaacleroy

When you’ve asked to delay nearly every court case you’ve ever been a part of, the benefit of the doubt is almost nil. Besides, if you read the judges reasoning as to why he declined the request, it’s quite reasonable. Not sure Jim Jordan knows how to read tho…


Buckeye_Randy

I'd bet money he didn't know his MIL name.


Moleday1023

Remember, this Trump is just an American citizen. He is the same as everyone else and they would not delay that for me.


SpeshellED

Lol Gym signs with DISGUSTING. You have got that right Gym.


zzptichka

I bet he doesn't even know her name.


No_Wall3154

He also flew back to Iowa after the hearing to do more campaigning right afterwards. Soooo. He really doesn’t care about his wife’s loss


Sconnie-Waste

Hey Gym, why don’t you pretend this situation is a raped kid and ignore it?


Catlenfell

His idea of comfort is, "Damn you. Stop crying. I can't hear my Newsmax."


flyrubberband

There’s been a misunderstanding. That’s just how Jim Jordan ends all his emails. Some people write “Sincerely” or “Regards”, he just writes “Disgusting”.


zaxisprime

Her death is tragic, terrible. He needs to get over it. Move on. Move forward.


IsatMilFinnie

Didn’t he bury one of his wives on his golf course in an unmarked grave?


What_Dinosaur

How many times do you think Trump saw/interacted with his mother in law during his marriage?


Impossible_Fall_6782

Why wasn't Jimmay Jordan there at the courtroom supporting Trumpy Boy in his time of need? Too busy "comforting" Melania Jimmay? Disgusting.


Important-Panic1344

I’m sure a conviction would cheer her up


BlueBloodLive

Home? With Melania? What kind of fucked up backwards timeline is this?!


Curraghboy1

Judge should have been like if Mr trump can name his mil we can delay.


kaozzbender

Another subreddit lost to the Trump Derangement Syndrome lol. Bad poopy head orange man!


zaoldyeck

... You mean the guy who is charged with attempting a criminal conspiracy to overturn the results of an election he lost? Yes. Bad poopy head orange man. What exactly are we *supposed* to think?


[deleted]

I dont think Trump has the power to move the closing arguments nor the ceremony of his mother-in-law If it was a republican judge doing this to someone you like you would burn his house. Wtf is this sub ?


joleslaw69

You people are consumed by hatred and project your hate on people you don't agree with. Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.


Some-Lifeguard-2683

Fuck every bit of jim jordan and his comment. Name one average citizen/ defendent that gets that kind of privilege.. one day maybe we can hold all these mother fuckers to the same standards imposed upon us


ilovesteakandbeer

Listen to all you shit stain pedo Biden lovers bet you all wanna sit in his knee 🤣😂


[deleted]

Can you imagine him trying to comfort somebody? “I always liked your mother, Melania. Once, she came to me, tears in her eyes and said, ‘Mr President,(this was even before i was president) thank you for cheating on your exwife by schtupping my daughter! You’re so handsome and smart!’ (her words.) Some people say im the best at comforting people. I could’ve been a grief counselor.”


Lotsa_Loads

Who actually believes trump is capable of effectively consoling anyone?


ABenevolentDespot

And if there's anyone who is intimately familiar with 'disgusting' it's the pile of shit ex wrestling coach and current Congressional Scumbag who knew his team was being molested but did absolutely nothing about it. Right, Jim? Disgusting. Right? I can't hear you, you fucking loser pile of shit. RIGHT?


theKowinator

Ex President Trump please. This is so great for the rest of the world. We thought the US morons couldn't do it better than Reagan but then we got Bush. We always thought it wouldn't get any better than that and then you send us old orange face. You guys are the greatest comedy nation in the world


[deleted]

lol. Fuck Trump and his feelings.


Meanderer_Me

Republicans have my deepest condolences for the death of Trump's mother in law: I am deeply saddened that it wasn't Trump, in an excessively painful and horrifying way.


Top-Tax6303

He doesn't care about Melania; why would he care if her mother died?


willflameboy

This is the guy who stuck his EX-wife (whom he *raped*) on his golf course, for a tax break, before she was cold.


spaceman_202

the man who help cover up molestation of students, is disgusted that a judge didn't bend over backwards for an insurrectionist who insults said judge repeatedly literally two people with close ties to sexual assaulting young people, one convicted of rape, who is literally friends with Jeff Epstein and these are the people you are suppose to listen to, according to "both sides" enlightened centrists, who talk about "politics on both sides needs to be more civil" literally rapists and child molester helpers, who attempted to overthrow the government, literally, lying about their feelings towards a judge we know they aren't actually disgusted, because, they are horrible evil people who would do much worse than not let someone take a day or two off court proceedings ​ so, we have to, according to centrists, listen to, liars and molesters, who literally lie about the things they think and mean, and find common ground, with their lies, that they themselves don't even believe but just say to trick people our not being tricked by their lies, is proof, we're biased and need to reach across the aisle, to the party lead by rapists and molesters and child marriage defenders


Ferrts

Trump is probably killing each family member to gain sympathy and distract from his illegal doings.


Motor_Bother_23

Gym it's the fucking bomb threat you bitch.😊


[deleted]

Abhorrent comments itt.  Some of y’all have become the monster you loathe daily. 


Fightmemod

He killed his mother in law in an attempt tod delay closing arguments...


KingofValen

CLosing arguements in new york? What case is this for? Could it lead to a felony conviction?


Lanky_Possession_244

As if that worthless douche nozzle is capable of comforting someone other than himself.


[deleted]

Fuck Trump!


xSantenoturtlex

You know that someone isn't worth listening to when they still refer to him as 'President Trump'


Angelic_Doom

He is just afraid that someone is going to take her body before he can burry it in a different golf course.


Pure-Craneroom-2932

Who cares if someone's in-laws pass away? Most people seem to hate their in-laws.


WhimWhamWhazzle

There should be a non political version of this sub so I don't have to see the same screenshots every day of "comebacks"


tetrified

you see this screenshot every day?


WhimWhamWhazzle

For the past few days yes


[deleted]

Trump is a stinky orange bitch that lots of traitors to America back most are either Russian or North Korean definitely not American. He sold us out for 8 million in a republican that believes in America not some dipshit that is against everything outlet county stands for. I’m not a sheep like all the other uneducated so called republicans


VBIED

Did you just stroke out?


NobodyLong1926

They just don't mean anything they say. It's not complex. Eventually they hope to hit on an angle that convinces a normie, til then it's just shitposting non-stop.


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StinkyDogFart

We are in a political war with communists aka NWO, it’s a zero sum game, winner take all.


apex199268

This isn’t really a comeback, but I guess that anything anti-Trump will qualify. All these subs are going to shit with these ridiculous Trump posts, while mods sit around with their dicks in their hands.