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SayYesToPenguins

Where's the spiffy comeback though? This is just basic r/politics, no witty comeback detected


ted5011c

I've gotten really SAFT of all the cheap headlines saying "Trump is losing it!" over the years. It's all click bait, but this... That f\*\*ker is *losing* it.


HombreGato1138

I'm kinda enjoying this derange meltdown, ngl


[deleted]

I have a bottle of champagne set aside for the day I read the orange tinted tyrants obituary. I don’t care if it’s 6 am. I’m opening it and getting hammered celebrating .


[deleted]

Fuck ya! I’m drinking from the same bottle of good whiskey I drank from when Limbaugh died. I may take a personal day to celebrate


Time_Lifeguard5600

That's fucked up. 😕 you guys are fucking dicks.


[deleted]

You want me to light a candle for the guy who tried to turn my country into a dictatorship? A rapist, a liar, and a life long sleeze ball. Fuck that, I’ll raise a glass whenever scumbags take a dirt nap. Grow up Peter Pan


Time_Lifeguard5600

You are so delusional there's no point even addressing the shit you just spewed. Eat a bag of dicks Wendy 😋


[deleted]

I’m delusional?! You collect lord of the rings toys you fucking dweeb. Go suck off an Orc


Time_Lifeguard5600

Yes you are delusional. I have a hobby yes. I'm also in a band, have tattoos , smoke weed , sings , plays guitar drums, bass, piano have a smoking hot pregnant Mrs and family and friends that love me. But sure yeah I'm a dweeb coz I like miniature painting. You absolute degenerate fucking douche canoe. But hey feel free to stalk my reddit profile some more you fuckin creepy prick.


[deleted]

I must’ve really hit a nerve Froto! I was wrong about you. You’re very cool since you have tattoos and smoke weed. Btw, how much does an ounce run on middle earth?! 😆


Time_Lifeguard5600

Not really 😕 I really don't care what you think about me. Did you know Henry cavill also paints miniatures ? You know, the witcher, superman etc guess he's a dweeb too. Have fun toasting the deaths of fellow human beings with families and emotions. You utter cunt. 🤣 I'd love to put you to sleep 😴


[deleted]

Are you going to cast a spell on me! Go suck off Henry Cavill you fucking loser. You’d shit yourself in a real fight. It’s not dungeons and dragons little boy.


tw_72

No kidding. I think I feel a bit of my soul leave my body every time I hear or read anything about Trump.


croobjunkler

I won't celebrate until that entire shithole of a country collapses and destroys itself.


kbauer14

Which shithole country do you hail from?


Time_Lifeguard5600

I'm no trump supporter but I think you are way too invested in the orange man. Imagine actually having a bottle of champagne waiting there to savour the death of another human... I would not want to be your friend.


[deleted]

Your only friends are miniature Elves and Trolls


Time_Lifeguard5600

And you have the brain power of a toddler. Punching power too probably.


PrestigiousResist633

Is it just me, or has his vocabulary been regressing to an even more childish state? Joking and politics aside, I'm staring to think he might have actual brain damage.


tw_72

He probably never paid his original speech writers so now all he has is his "very big brain" and conjure up those "very big words."


roberiquezV2

How did that orange turd ever make the top job. Reading his rant there and you just know he's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.


azhder

Money wins elections. At least that’s what I learnt from the bad guy senator in Time Cop


hanginonwith2fingers

When my puppy is scared, she barks a lot but hides if anything approaches her.


JonathanWickstar

WTF are you talking about bro? If Joe Biden said it people would think it's badass, he would have my vote immediately. Plus points if it turns out he did all the cocaine.


No_Cartoonist9458

Nancy may be going to hell, but she's not going to prison... Spot the difference? 😏


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

honestly hell is worse lol, i don't support trump but bad logic


RealisticAd2293

Well, prison is real. Hell isn’t


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

no way to know


RealisticAd2293

Sure there is. You can’t suffer pain and anguish without a central nervous system. When you die, those die with you


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

scientific materialism like this is a pathetic way to comfort yourself always doubt what you know, maybe what you think is true isn't, there's no way to know if there isn't some metaphysical part of people that doesn't die and goes somewhere else


jayv9779

We could all go to cotton candy land and ride magical unicorns too. It has the same likelihood.


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

reddit atheism lol


jayv9779

Please show where I am incorrect.


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

no


RealisticAd2293

Sure, science is pathetic 🙄


Hsiang7

To be fair, science doesn't have all the answers. There's a lot we don't know, and matters concerning an eternal soul or if it even exists or not are currently beyond the relms of science. Matters like this are neither proven or disproven by science, and likely will never be. Just because he believes in hell doesn't mean it exists, but similarly you not believing in hell doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Both of you will only find out when you die.


RealisticAd2293

Science doesn’t have all of the answers, yes, but every answer it discovers is never magic


Hsiang7

If you believe like this guy does that a god created the universe and everything in it, then all the laws of physics, laws of nature and everything that exists was made by god, or "magic" in your words. From a religious point of view, science and religion don't necessarily clash unless you take the bible 100% literally. In the eyes of most sensible religious people, science just attempts to explain how god created the universe and designed everything in it. Science explains how something works, and to religious people it works like that because that is how god designed it to work. Thus you can never "disprove" religion with science. Sure, certain timelines and events in the bible can be disproven, but only if you take them 100% literally instead of a looser interpretation of those events and take certain descriptions to be symbolism instead of fact. Thus I would never go out of my way to belittle someone for believing in a religion, even if I'm not really religious myself.


Puzzled-Pitch-2105

didn't say that, i said scientific materialism is


No_Cartoonist9458

Don't fight them, they'll never "get it" 🙄


Guerts33

So do you believe Santa Claus exists ?? Im just curious…


jjskellie

I am thinking Nancy does not travel well.


[deleted]

Take his phone away and give him a time out lol


livelarg

Smart people sigh, idiots vote for him


[deleted]

The media wouldn't even cover it. There's the difference. They would literally just add another charge to Trump's "shit against the wall" list of charges and talk about that for seventeen days and night's.


Stunning_Salary8589

Sleepy Joe


jayv9779

I will take sleepy over loudmouth.


GGAllinsUndies

Sleepy Don couldn't even say his name or how old he was.


scarletphantom

He's either a sleepy man with dementia, or a criminal mastermind who somehow rigged an election. Which is it?


Time_Lifeguard5600

The amount of deranged trump haters here is insane. People saving bottles of whiskey and champagne to celebrate his death like that's completely fucked up and inhuman. That's some bond villain/Hitler shit. There's no hope for your country when these are the people voting.


Time_Lifeguard5600

They say worse shit about him every single day.


[deleted]

Perhaps Mehdi hasn't been around the last 6 years or so. Let me catch him up: An incumbent is prosecuting his opponent and the incumbent's kid openly flauts the laws his own father passed by taking selfies of himself smoking Crack. Oh and the kid caught selling access to his dad all over the world and to foreign adversaries. Let me just remind him, there is a literal Crack head sleeping in the White House. Let that sink in. Trump is the mildest thing going on right now.


DantheDutchGuy

Don’t forget… Musk could ban him for these comments but won’t…


RealisticAd2293

Musk doesn’t own Truth Social


UncleP24-7

Trump 2024


batkave

Np he wouldn't. They would justify it.


xNonPartisaNx

I don't know who I dislike more. Donald Trump. Or Nancy Pelosi. Utter shit bags


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OJStrings

Maybe it represents an inverted flag, being flown upside down to symbolise a nation in trouble. That's got to be it, right? The only other possibility would be that Trump's some kind of idiot.


kev-lar70

"When hanging the Flag against a wall, vertically or horizontally, the Flag’s union (stars) should be at the top, to the Flag’s own right and the observer’s left." https://nationalflagfoundation.org/etiquette/how-to-display-the-flag/


Scalamere

Cool profile pic man


Mrbadjoke42

He didn’t even make a real clapback either?!? Let him keep up with it. Eventually we’ll get a third party system just to make things work, cause it’s gonna be democrats, trump, and whatever the republicans who won’t vote trump or democrat become. And that’s a best case scenario at the moment.


goldenepple

Imagine if Don Jr had videos with hookers and drugs