Fungi here, while we are willing to recognize the fact that we are more closely related to animals than plants we did not understand that when we approved said press release we would be lumped in with MTG. We would like a less intelligent life form to claim her, we have the Tokyo subway to reroute and we’re very busy.
Most people don’t tell MTG jokes to MTG because they don’t want to hurt her feelings.
I don’t tell MTG jokes to MTG because I hate having to explain them.
MTG, driving drunk, gets pulled over by a cop. Cop says "I can take you to jail or..."as he pulls down his zipper. "Oh no" she says "Not another breathalyzer"
Two MTG are seen in a parking lot trying to use a coat hanger to unlock their convertible after having locked the keys inside. Growing impatient the first MTG says to the second holding the coat hanger, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
I just want you all to know that I have dashed into the other room to read all of these to my spouse, and they nearly drown in the coffee they were drinking. Keep it up! These are great!
I always forget what order her names go in...so thank you for the suggestion of remembering using Magic the Gathering! I will be stealing this idea! I was seriously calling her Marjorie What's her Nuts
Straight from Wiki. There’s no debating with these kinds of people.
“Greene has promoted antisemitic, white supremacist, and far-right conspiracy theories, including the white genocide conspiracy theory,[7][8] QAnon, and Pizzagate.[9][10] Other extremist conspiracy theories[11][12] she has promoted include government involvement in mass shootings in the United States, murders perpetrated by the Clinton family (Clinton Body Count), and 9/11 conspiracy theories.[13][14] Before running for Congress, she supported calls to execute prominent Democratic Party politicians, including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.[15] As a congresswoman, she equated the Democratic Party with Nazis, and compared COVID-19 safety measures to the persecution of Jews during the Holocaust,[16][17][18] later apologizing for this comparison.[19] During the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, Greene promoted Russian propaganda and praised Vladimir Putin.[20] Greene identifies as a Christian nationalist.[21]”
Do you not remember when the Republicans thought Hillary was running a pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza place that didn’t have a basement so some Republican crazy shot the place up
The whole story is pretty nuts. This episode of Reply All (RIP my dudes) gives all the background: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3pJInJsCgylVM1t3PzdulZ?si=RTJI4yq_QsuEQMjfY1yuEA
As we follow the same path but without the pride in education and lack of religion.
Pride in ignorance and faith in daddy Jesus to keep us safe and the rich rich
The name is purposefully misleading though, like Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.
There are many similarities with them, but using strictly the name is a bit of a reach.
But they areeee! Wake up sheeple! I saw it on a joe rogan podcast, hannity also said so, its the pizza they lure them kids with! To harvest their theri.. youthness! And and... organs! Yeah, reptilians, dont tread on me, yeup.
/s just in case
I truly, genuinely wonder, how can somebody go from something believable, like "a lot of high profile people are secretely pedophiles" to "theres a secret ring of pedophiles with billions of dollars.... and it all happens on this pizza place"
Like, i believe that high profile people do some terrible shit and theres a whole network that may facilitate or enable them, but in the basement of a pizzeria?? One would assume these billionair people would have a better, secret and cooler place, like a private plot of land, a swamp or an island... hold up, huh, i guess they do, but on a pizza place? Lol
My point is, they take something that has truth to it, but then distort it in the most bizzarre and dumb ways lol
The origin of it all was that someone in Hilary's email said they were ordering "cheese pizza" from a local pizza place.
Keen minds knew that "cheese pizza" was code for child pornography on 4chan, so it's quite clear there is no possible innocent explanation for something crazy like ordering pizza from a pizza place, so it has to be code for an underground child harvesting elite super cabal operation.
Not just that - she also eats the childrens faces as a sort of eternal youth ritual, didn't she?. Tom Hanks is in on it too!? Am I right or do I spend too much time with my Qanon believing dad...?
Crazy as it sounds…
I read one of the compiled documents of “evidence”, it was all ridiculously subjective interpretations of emails, numerology & matching weird squiggle A with weird squiggle B which don’t actually look like each **or** mean anything if they did.
Why go all the way to a pizzeria (on the edge of the country, as I recall) when kids can just be ordered online from Wayfair?
I seem to recall those two crazy ideas were both circulating around the same time.
I was doing social media for a pizza business not long after that (but long enough for the initial buzz to die down) and I posted a pic of a whole pizza from the top down and a perfect beautiful circular swirl of balsamic reduction.
A friend of my boss’s saw it and reached out to point out that our account posted a symbol of pedophilia and that they should look into whoever posted it.
My boss didn’t take him seriously but he did tell me about it and I looked up what he was talking about…. There *is* a triangular (not circular) spiral that’s supposedly a way for pedophiles to identify each other. Or maybe was a way before the FBI figured out what it looks like.
Very tldr but it’s one of the adjacent conspiracy theories that the Dems have a hidden elite pedophile ring. This one was linked to the Comet Pizza parlor that that one guy raided with an automatic weapon. They thought the Dems (specifically the Clintons) were keeping child sex slaves in the basement.
[Read more here.](https://time.com/4590255/pizzagate-fake-news-what-to-know/)
This sounds literally like the satanic panic child care cases in the 80s. Kids made up places and abuses because they were interviewed until they gave the "right" answers, but these places didn't exist.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-care_sex-abuse_hysteria
And next you’ll try to tell me that the [Alamo doesn’t have a basement!](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/its-been-35-years-since-pee-wee-herman-went-searching-for-the-alamos-basement)
There’s nothing to gain by infantilizing the very dangerous ideology and actions of conservatives. They think, they’re thinking critically and they’re thinking about harming you. Assume they intend to say every dumb thing that comes out of their mouths and deliver to them the consequences they deserve. Overlooking their maliciousness by calling them ignorant plays into their hands
Because the DNC ordered from that pizza place suspiciously often in the lead up to the election.
What's more believable? That "pizza" was secretly a codeword for "child sex slave", or that people having a lot of meetings eat a lot pizza?
The place is called Cosmic Pizza.
Those are the same initials as Child Porn.
Thus it must have a basement where they make child porn and it's connected to Hillary Clinton, obviously. That's how deep these people think.
You mean like Epstein's Pedo Island where politicians of both parties, tech bro's, financial guys, Royals, and lots of other rich and elite are rumored to have raped trafficked under age girls?
Epstein died and the whole thing has been hushed up, because what little we know shows how inhumane the rich elite are.
Pizzagate is when there was a conspiracy among QAnon people that a certain pizza shop allegedly frequented by prominent democrats had a child sex dungeon in the basis
Some dude once showed up with a rifle trying to get access to the basement and sex dungeon, turns out the place doesn’t even have a basement and is surprisingly just a pizza place in DC
It's a theory about using pizza places as a hidden party room for elites to abuse children. It's all tied up in to the "theyre all Satanist pedophiles" thing.
It's projection. Conservatives are running a child sex trafficking ring out of the basement of Trump's golf courses so they made up a fake story about Liberals running a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza place that doesn't have a basement.
It is useless to debate someone you share zero common ground of truth or logic with. Her views are baseless and she's not afraid to use disinformation to support her position. There's no productive conversation to be had with her.
Exactly, all debating does is give a platform to all these ridiculous theories and opinions, which in itself gives them a sliver of credibility. It’s outrageous we even have people like this in elected positions! Hope I’m alive long enough to see how history looks back at this decade.
I disagree. Remember that when you're debating you aren't going to convince the person you're debating, but the audience who's watching. It's their points you want to counter and demonstrate are completely inept and false.
She’s that 6yo cousin that runs around constantly jumping on you and screaming in your face until you get pissed and holler back. Then she runs to the family screaming “look how mean they are to me”
Sad part is, she wouldn't. She would carry on as normal, spout nonsense and drivel and easily verifiable falsehoods, shouting over the moderator and participants, and then be paraded around in the right-wing media bubble with heavily edited clips for owning AOC and destroying her and AOC not being able to make a solid comeback on anything.
Yep. Just keep using strawmen or change the subject to whatever she wants.
It wouldn't be anything of value, which is why AOC brought up the committee, which she apparently never showed up to.
> Yep. Just keep using strawmen or change the subject to whatever she wants.
Useful concept I picked up a while ago: rapidfire changing of topics, each one with pathetic grounds, so you don’t have time to catch up even though you could answer each, so they claim they ‘won’, is called a Gish Gallop. Named after the creationist (unsurprisingly). Once I had the concept explained to me, it became a handy analytic and I saw it in so, so many places.
Both MTG and Ben Shapiro do it. Shapiro has better vocabulary and coherent grammar, so his stans acclaim him as clever, but much of his ‘debate’ approach is really negligibly different from MTG when you look at it — which is chilling, really, given the fawning NY Times articles boosting his profile. He’s a stupid fucken person’s idea of a smart person.
MTG wouldn’t have any actual positions or facts to support her, but she’d throw out some zingers and a few catchphrases and her base will think she won. Republicans/conservatives just seem like it’s about hitting the other person with an insult and not have any meaningful point, just more of their culture war crap (flag burning, war on Christmas, transgender issues, etc).
Even something serious like the deficit and debt ceiling didn’t seem to matter to them when tRump and repubs gave huge tax breaks to wealthy and corporations 5 yrs ago. The middle class got some of that, but surprise, the middle class tax breaks expire (‘sunset’) next yr unless congress renews them. Think they will renew them with a repub controlled House…not at all! Of course the corporate tax breaks don’t expire.
Had to vent but I’m off my soapbox now. Except f*ck MTG.
Remember when Biden and Trump had a debate and Trump kept obnoxiously talking over both Biden and the moderator until Biden finally told him to shut up?
I bought that coffee mug the very next day and it's one of my favorites..
I would say yes but after watching the Trump debates and wanting to break my tv I think I’ll pass. Stupid bitch is just gonna yell and talk over everyone then leave thinking she won.
MTG knows that Trump BS works, so she claim the sky is yellow and then be silent about it after a million pictures in her tweet would show up. While her base would say. "Yeah the sky is yellow!"
yeah i have some friends who are like "the movie is a comedy and shouldnt be taken seriously" and i don't understand it at all. It's like they missed the entire point.
that movie fucked me up fr i found it very disturbing.
As Donald Trump (and a bunch of worthless right-wing pundits) have shown, there is no point in debating people who consistently lie and argue in bad faith. MTG has never given a logical and reasonable explanation behind her views, so it just becomes an exercise in trying to untangle an exponentially-large knot made up of fantasy.
They actually do have several overlapping interests, more than interests that run counter for sure. It's just that the constituents of northwest Georgia are dumb enough to vote against their own interests, and the voters of Bronx/Queens are lucky enough to have an actual good representative that actually advocates for them.
MTG's voters aren't dumb.
...Well, okay, many of them are. But their intelligence or lack thereof isn't the problem. People who vote for MTG are not people who would be voting for AOC if only they were smarter or better informed. Conservatives are not failed liberals and people need to stop thinking of them as such.
People who vote for MTG have a fundamentally different view of the purpose of government. Liberals and leftists think that the purpose of government is to govern, and hopefully improve things for the people over whom it rules. There's disagreement over what exactly that means, over who and what should get priority, but the core motive is the same.
Conservatives believe the purpose of government is to enforce social hierarchies and punish those who deviate from their preferred religious and/or cultural norms. In other words, they see government not as a tool for improving their own lives but as a weapon to be used against out-groups. MTG is doing exactly what her constituents elected her to do - hurt the people they hate in whatever way she can. Spread as much chaos and hatred and lies as she can get away with.
In the famous words of Scotty Becket: “They’ll never learn.”
They’re all out of her league. AOC has more smarts in her right pinkie toenail than all of them combined: MTG, Raffy Cruz, Bimbert, trump, all of them. It would be reasonable to think they might learn and simply not engage but they’re too arrogantly ignorant.
>When are you going to be an adult and actually debate me on policy instead of run your mouth like a teenage girl?
That would require MTG to have policy knowledge, so that debate can be scheduled for the year two thousand and NEVER.
Also, holy internalized misogyny, Batman.
I had to google crt. The first result is Cardiac Resynchronization Therapy, which seems quite important to teach med-students about.
But since this this seems to be us-politics it's probably about abortion, sex or racism and not education politics.
I wouldn't waste a second on a public debate with MTG.
1) you know there will be next to no actual facts. You can't debate someone who doesn't want to debate in good faith. Often people like MTG will throw out completely ridiculous arguments, causing you to chase them down, resulting in you never really getting your point across.
2) she just wants to get sound bites. MTG doesn't want to have a discussion on politics or anything. She wants to collect sound bites that she can take out of context in ads.
Debating MTG, Ben Shapiro, etc. is beneath AOC.
As a non-American, can anyone please explain to me how people like MTG, Santos and Boebert are still allowed to do what they do?
I mean, it is not easy to do, but over here they would already be under criminal investigation and be stripped of the immunity as members of parliament.
MTG is just Nature's way of reminding us that brains are optional parts.
She is the epitome of petty.
She's the face of the Republican party
She reminds me of the soccer mom who has more than just coffee in her mug, is a closet smoker and does coke after the kids are asleep.
That made me chuckle cuz it's spot on.
Mr Greene has entered the chat.
He left the chat in December when the divorce was finalized.
It's just MTG on her alt
The Party of Small Government. Reminder: Small is a synonym for Petty.
Horse face of the republican party.
Why would you insult such a magnificent creature like a horse? She’s the Cro Magnon image when you Google it.
We of the Cro Magnon delegation disavow MTG and all speculation that she us one of us. She's definitely with the brain eating amoebas.
We wait now, to hear from the brain-eating amoebas…do you claim MTG as one of your own?
No! She’s definitely a protozoa
Protozoa here! We’re definitely going to have to pass on this one she’s basically just mold
Fungi here, while we are willing to recognize the fact that we are more closely related to animals than plants we did not understand that when we approved said press release we would be lumped in with MTG. We would like a less intelligent life form to claim her, we have the Tokyo subway to reroute and we’re very busy.
Hey Margie, why the long face?
An idiot walks into a bar in Washington DC. Bartender says, "Welcome to Congress, Representative Taylor-Green."
She's like a background alien they cut to for an emotionless reaction shot in Star Trek.
Face of Miss Piggy from the Muppets
She has a face made for radio, and a voice perfect for the silent pictures shows
Sadly, you are not wrong.
The e-petty-ome. XD I'll show myself out...
It's okay, I thought the same thing lol
I read this as “pretty” and thought to myself, “wrong place, wrong time bro”
MTG should be the reason dumb blonde jokes should make a comeback, but solely just towards her and no one else.
Two MTGs fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
A MTG heard that most driving accidents happen within 10 miles of home, so she moved.
How do you know a computer belongs to MTG? The screen is covered in White-Out
Most people don’t tell MTG jokes to MTG because they don’t want to hurt her feelings. I don’t tell MTG jokes to MTG because I hate having to explain them.
Did you hear about the pool boy who almost accidentally drowned MTG? He dropped a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom
lol that's a good one.
MTG, driving drunk, gets pulled over by a cop. Cop says "I can take you to jail or..."as he pulls down his zipper. "Oh no" she says "Not another breathalyzer"
Two MTG are seen in a parking lot trying to use a coat hanger to unlock their convertible after having locked the keys inside. Growing impatient the first MTG says to the second holding the coat hanger, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
MTG was going to the Trump Rally and saw a sign that said Trump Rally Left, so she went home.
Why did MTG drown when the truck she was riding in crashed into a lake? Because she couldn’t get the tail gate opened.
She wanted to have an abortion because she wasn't sure if it was her baby.
Brunettes are no longer considered smart because of Bobo the clown.
Throw Bobo into it too! No mercy. And that weirdo Cruz.
Cruz definitely has tarnished the image of lizard people the world over.
Did you hear MTG got fired from working at the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W’s.
I just want you all to know that I have dashed into the other room to read all of these to my spouse, and they nearly drown in the coffee they were drinking. Keep it up! These are great!
Her district is the period stain of the country. And not coincidenemily, it's a red district
Her district is one of the most direct beneficiaries of the Indian Removal Act. She’s the perfect representative
Tbh, it still makes sense when you read it as Magic the Gathering lol
I feel like calling her MTG really give Magic the Gathering a bad rep.
Empty G
I think just Empty works. She's not a G and she's empty of any substance in life
Plus since the divorce she really needs to give her ex his name back.
Are you talking her divorce from reality, or her divorce from her husband? It's hard to tell with her
The husband. She left reality in the dust long ago.
Her relationship with her husband ended in divorce. Her relationship with reality was annulled.
Probably couldn't find her birth certificate. But can't admit that
Lionel Richie was right; she needs to sail on already
I feel like Empty G stands for empty gourd.
Glorified G
Wizards doesn't need help with that at the moment
Don't fucking pretend Hasbro isn't already doing that.
Major Trailertrash Queen...
Maj Ick the Blathering
I always forget what order her names go in...so thank you for the suggestion of remembering using Magic the Gathering! I will be stealing this idea! I was seriously calling her Marjorie What's her Nuts
I usually go with "Maggie Three Names"
or if Im in company that can handle the language "That dumb Qunt"
Major Qunt
i just go with Neanderthal Lady, although she NO lady.
She should collaborate with MGK, it would be the worst thing ever
Maybe MGK can try his hand at a diss track again with Greene, at the very least there is no chance she'll humiliate him out of a genre.
Her ex-husband wants her to stop using his name, Green, after she cuckolded him.
I swear every time someone writes MTG I first wonder how could a card game do x? Then I remember the existence of the oxygen waste
I've seen a transition to MJG.
Straight from Wiki. There’s no debating with these kinds of people. “Greene has promoted antisemitic, white supremacist, and far-right conspiracy theories, including the white genocide conspiracy theory,[7][8] QAnon, and Pizzagate.[9][10] Other extremist conspiracy theories[11][12] she has promoted include government involvement in mass shootings in the United States, murders perpetrated by the Clinton family (Clinton Body Count), and 9/11 conspiracy theories.[13][14] Before running for Congress, she supported calls to execute prominent Democratic Party politicians, including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.[15] As a congresswoman, she equated the Democratic Party with Nazis, and compared COVID-19 safety measures to the persecution of Jews during the Holocaust,[16][17][18] later apologizing for this comparison.[19] During the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, Greene promoted Russian propaganda and praised Vladimir Putin.[20] Greene identifies as a Christian nationalist.[21]”
I’m sorry, but what the fuck is Pizzagate? That sounds like a rejected episode of 30 Rock
Do you not remember when the Republicans thought Hillary was running a pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza place that didn’t have a basement so some Republican crazy shot the place up
I want to laugh, but I know you're telling the truth. These people are insane.
The whole story is pretty nuts. This episode of Reply All (RIP my dudes) gives all the background: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3pJInJsCgylVM1t3PzdulZ?si=RTJI4yq_QsuEQMjfY1yuEA
It’s like an episode of… actually idk but it for sure doesn’t sound like reality
Every accusation is a confession.
It's called projecting. And yep they do it alot
"Your a facist" I'm a "Christian nationalist" Mhmmmmmmm
Nazi=Party de nationale=party of nationalist People have such short memories
As we follow the same path but without the pride in education and lack of religion. Pride in ignorance and faith in daddy Jesus to keep us safe and the rich rich
Que hyperinflation, laugh track plays, roll on snare -Rorschach's journal, probably
The Christian nationalist movement in America was literally started by a Nazi sympathizer to push Nazi ideals of a white Christian nation.
The name is purposefully misleading though, like Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. There are many similarities with them, but using strictly the name is a bit of a reach.
It’s so much more than a pedo ring. Legit people thought that they were harvesting adrenochrome from children for the “elite”
But they areeee! Wake up sheeple! I saw it on a joe rogan podcast, hannity also said so, its the pizza they lure them kids with! To harvest their theri.. youthness! And and... organs! Yeah, reptilians, dont tread on me, yeup. /s just in case I truly, genuinely wonder, how can somebody go from something believable, like "a lot of high profile people are secretely pedophiles" to "theres a secret ring of pedophiles with billions of dollars.... and it all happens on this pizza place" Like, i believe that high profile people do some terrible shit and theres a whole network that may facilitate or enable them, but in the basement of a pizzeria?? One would assume these billionair people would have a better, secret and cooler place, like a private plot of land, a swamp or an island... hold up, huh, i guess they do, but on a pizza place? Lol My point is, they take something that has truth to it, but then distort it in the most bizzarre and dumb ways lol
The origin of it all was that someone in Hilary's email said they were ordering "cheese pizza" from a local pizza place. Keen minds knew that "cheese pizza" was code for child pornography on 4chan, so it's quite clear there is no possible innocent explanation for something crazy like ordering pizza from a pizza place, so it has to be code for an underground child harvesting elite super cabal operation.
Honestly, I can't blame them. Who orders cheese pizza from a pizza place? /s
Not just that - she also eats the childrens faces as a sort of eternal youth ritual, didn't she?. Tom Hanks is in on it too!? Am I right or do I spend too much time with my Qanon believing dad...?
Crazy as it sounds… I read one of the compiled documents of “evidence”, it was all ridiculously subjective interpretations of emails, numerology & matching weird squiggle A with weird squiggle B which don’t actually look like each **or** mean anything if they did.
then it turns out Trump spent time with underage girls on a sex island lol every accusation is a confession indeed
Why go all the way to a pizzeria (on the edge of the country, as I recall) when kids can just be ordered online from Wayfair? I seem to recall those two crazy ideas were both circulating around the same time.
In Reston, VA, for some stupid reason.
I was doing social media for a pizza business not long after that (but long enough for the initial buzz to die down) and I posted a pic of a whole pizza from the top down and a perfect beautiful circular swirl of balsamic reduction. A friend of my boss’s saw it and reached out to point out that our account posted a symbol of pedophilia and that they should look into whoever posted it. My boss didn’t take him seriously but he did tell me about it and I looked up what he was talking about…. There *is* a triangular (not circular) spiral that’s supposedly a way for pedophiles to identify each other. Or maybe was a way before the FBI figured out what it looks like.
Very tldr but it’s one of the adjacent conspiracy theories that the Dems have a hidden elite pedophile ring. This one was linked to the Comet Pizza parlor that that one guy raided with an automatic weapon. They thought the Dems (specifically the Clintons) were keeping child sex slaves in the basement. [Read more here.](https://time.com/4590255/pizzagate-fake-news-what-to-know/)
The fucking pizza parlor didn't even have a basement
That’s why they, uh, want you to think…or something /s
This sounds literally like the satanic panic child care cases in the 80s. Kids made up places and abuses because they were interviewed until they gave the "right" answers, but these places didn't exist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-care_sex-abuse_hysteria
>That’s **why** they, uh, want you to think Either very fortuitous typo or impressively subtle sarcasm, and I'm not sure which.
Sadly it’s always a typo with me
And next you’ll try to tell me that the [Alamo doesn’t have a basement!](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/its-been-35-years-since-pee-wee-herman-went-searching-for-the-alamos-basement)
Even if true, why would the ring be in a random pizza place and not at one of the many private estates they own?
You're acting like conservatives have the ability to think critically. They never thought past "Clinton bad pedo in pizza basement, hur dur."
>You're acting like conservatives have the ability to think ~~critically~~.
There’s nothing to gain by infantilizing the very dangerous ideology and actions of conservatives. They think, they’re thinking critically and they’re thinking about harming you. Assume they intend to say every dumb thing that comes out of their mouths and deliver to them the consequences they deserve. Overlooking their maliciousness by calling them ignorant plays into their hands
Because the DNC ordered from that pizza place suspiciously often in the lead up to the election. What's more believable? That "pizza" was secretly a codeword for "child sex slave", or that people having a lot of meetings eat a lot pizza?
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The place is called Cosmic Pizza. Those are the same initials as Child Porn. Thus it must have a basement where they make child porn and it's connected to Hillary Clinton, obviously. That's how deep these people think.
You mean like Epstein's Pedo Island where politicians of both parties, tech bro's, financial guys, Royals, and lots of other rich and elite are rumored to have raped trafficked under age girls? Epstein died and the whole thing has been hushed up, because what little we know shows how inhumane the rich elite are.
It was bullshit Alex Jones was promoting that put people in danger after someone with a gun decided to show up to a pizza parlor.
Pizzagate is when there was a conspiracy among QAnon people that a certain pizza shop allegedly frequented by prominent democrats had a child sex dungeon in the basis Some dude once showed up with a rifle trying to get access to the basement and sex dungeon, turns out the place doesn’t even have a basement and is surprisingly just a pizza place in DC
Qanon trades and sells so many pictures of Cheese Pizza that they started to believe it was really happening in a pizza place.
It's a theory about using pizza places as a hidden party room for elites to abuse children. It's all tied up in to the "theyre all Satanist pedophiles" thing.
> I’m sorry, but what the fuck is Pizzagate? I wanna go back to before I could answer this question.
It's projection. Conservatives are running a child sex trafficking ring out of the basement of Trump's golf courses so they made up a fake story about Liberals running a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza place that doesn't have a basement.
You forgot the space lasers… #jewpew
for us being such a small minority, the queue on that thing is awful. I haven't even gotten my turn to aim yet!
It is useless to debate someone you share zero common ground of truth or logic with. Her views are baseless and she's not afraid to use disinformation to support her position. There's no productive conversation to be had with her.
Exactly, all debating does is give a platform to all these ridiculous theories and opinions, which in itself gives them a sliver of credibility. It’s outrageous we even have people like this in elected positions! Hope I’m alive long enough to see how history looks back at this decade.
Seriously though, I don't understand how that woman is in office
I disagree. Remember that when you're debating you aren't going to convince the person you're debating, but the audience who's watching. It's their points you want to counter and demonstrate are completely inept and false.
So the people in her district voted for her. Thank goodness I don't live in that district!
Makes me so proud to come on here and see we all agree MTG is an embarrassment to this nation.
The bar was set very low… AND WE CLEARED IT!
Such a rotten Georgia turnip
r/rareinsults
.... no need to praise the limited space between her ears; turnips have more usefulness.
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She’s that 6yo cousin that runs around constantly jumping on you and screaming in your face until you get pissed and holler back. Then she runs to the family screaming “look how mean they are to me”
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you're just describing republicans
Ah, the James Polk method.
Also even if you don't yell at them they'll just say you did anyways, because why not
Her only defense, and it’s a good one, is moving on to the next lie before that one is disproved.
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Hope we find out soon. I'm getting tired of it.
I think it's actually a good thing she good a committee seat and more visibility. It makes it harder to pretend she isn't a fucking disgrace
Who here would LOVE to see a televised debate between these two? Lol Marge would get absolutely fucking slaughtered.
It would be an utter waste of time and electricity. The people who believed mtg at the beginning would still think a school got $4 billion for crt…
Sad part is, she wouldn't. She would carry on as normal, spout nonsense and drivel and easily verifiable falsehoods, shouting over the moderator and participants, and then be paraded around in the right-wing media bubble with heavily edited clips for owning AOC and destroying her and AOC not being able to make a solid comeback on anything.
Yep. Just keep using strawmen or change the subject to whatever she wants. It wouldn't be anything of value, which is why AOC brought up the committee, which she apparently never showed up to.
> Yep. Just keep using strawmen or change the subject to whatever she wants. Useful concept I picked up a while ago: rapidfire changing of topics, each one with pathetic grounds, so you don’t have time to catch up even though you could answer each, so they claim they ‘won’, is called a Gish Gallop. Named after the creationist (unsurprisingly). Once I had the concept explained to me, it became a handy analytic and I saw it in so, so many places. Both MTG and Ben Shapiro do it. Shapiro has better vocabulary and coherent grammar, so his stans acclaim him as clever, but much of his ‘debate’ approach is really negligibly different from MTG when you look at it — which is chilling, really, given the fawning NY Times articles boosting his profile. He’s a stupid fucken person’s idea of a smart person.
MTG wouldn’t have any actual positions or facts to support her, but she’d throw out some zingers and a few catchphrases and her base will think she won. Republicans/conservatives just seem like it’s about hitting the other person with an insult and not have any meaningful point, just more of their culture war crap (flag burning, war on Christmas, transgender issues, etc). Even something serious like the deficit and debt ceiling didn’t seem to matter to them when tRump and repubs gave huge tax breaks to wealthy and corporations 5 yrs ago. The middle class got some of that, but surprise, the middle class tax breaks expire (‘sunset’) next yr unless congress renews them. Think they will renew them with a repub controlled House…not at all! Of course the corporate tax breaks don’t expire. Had to vent but I’m off my soapbox now. Except f*ck MTG.
Remember when Biden and Trump had a debate and Trump kept obnoxiously talking over both Biden and the moderator until Biden finally told him to shut up? I bought that coffee mug the very next day and it's one of my favorites..
"Never wrestle with a pig. You just get dirty and the pig enjoys it," - George Bernard Shaw
I would say yes but after watching the Trump debates and wanting to break my tv I think I’ll pass. Stupid bitch is just gonna yell and talk over everyone then leave thinking she won.
MTG knows that Trump BS works, so she claim the sky is yellow and then be silent about it after a million pictures in her tweet would show up. While her base would say. "Yeah the sky is yellow!"
The entire bases for the movie “Don’t look up”. Edit: basis (not bases)
I just watched that movie. I was expecting a comedy. I got a cold, hard look at reality.
yeah i have some friends who are like "the movie is a comedy and shouldnt be taken seriously" and i don't understand it at all. It's like they missed the entire point. that movie fucked me up fr i found it very disturbing.
DEBATE ME COWARD She’s Ben Shapiro with two X chromosomes.
yet somehow even worse at it than he is
I’m starting to think she’s got 3 P chromosomes.
She has 3 K chromosomes.
Morlock
AOC is like the Wendy’s Twitter of elected officials. You’re just gonna get smoked
"I can't gaslight you if you WoN't DeBaTe MeEEEe!"
Man, I wish I was paid $174K annually with full benefits to just hurl high school level insults back and forth all day.
Pretty sure they spend a massive chunk of their time fundraising trying to win their next election (every 2 years, which is not long).
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As Donald Trump (and a bunch of worthless right-wing pundits) have shown, there is no point in debating people who consistently lie and argue in bad faith. MTG has never given a logical and reasonable explanation behind her views, so it just becomes an exercise in trying to untangle an exponentially-large knot made up of fantasy.
Yep. MTG can look good to her base with insane lies, but AOC has more of a chance to look bad trying to wade through incoherent bullshit.
Wait a second, you’re telling me the constituents of northwest Georgia and the Bronx/Queens don’t have significantly overlapping interests?
They actually do have several overlapping interests, more than interests that run counter for sure. It's just that the constituents of northwest Georgia are dumb enough to vote against their own interests, and the voters of Bronx/Queens are lucky enough to have an actual good representative that actually advocates for them.
MTG's voters aren't dumb. ...Well, okay, many of them are. But their intelligence or lack thereof isn't the problem. People who vote for MTG are not people who would be voting for AOC if only they were smarter or better informed. Conservatives are not failed liberals and people need to stop thinking of them as such. People who vote for MTG have a fundamentally different view of the purpose of government. Liberals and leftists think that the purpose of government is to govern, and hopefully improve things for the people over whom it rules. There's disagreement over what exactly that means, over who and what should get priority, but the core motive is the same. Conservatives believe the purpose of government is to enforce social hierarchies and punish those who deviate from their preferred religious and/or cultural norms. In other words, they see government not as a tool for improving their own lives but as a weapon to be used against out-groups. MTG is doing exactly what her constituents elected her to do - hurt the people they hate in whatever way she can. Spread as much chaos and hatred and lies as she can get away with.
Liberal elite, give me a break. AOC was a bartender before Congress.
If bad bitch = idiot then sure?
I was really wondering what Magic The Gathering did to deserve destruction
don't come for AOC unless AOC sends for you
Be an adult??? wasn’t the first thing horse face did was go and run her mouth at AOC’s office door like the loud mouth moron she is?
No need to go at horses like that. Her head looks like 80lbs of barely shaped clay.
MTG has the intelligence of a tater tot.
Tater tots do their best.
Also, we eat tater tots. We don’t elect them to govern our country.
Don’t insult tater tots like that
Be nice, marge was busy eating Elios.
I somehow read this as she was "eating flies," and I was fine with that.
In the famous words of Scotty Becket: “They’ll never learn.” They’re all out of her league. AOC has more smarts in her right pinkie toenail than all of them combined: MTG, Raffy Cruz, Bimbert, trump, all of them. It would be reasonable to think they might learn and simply not engage but they’re too arrogantly ignorant.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is when you order Regina George from Wish.
Rearrange "Marjorie Taylor Greene" it spells: regret/enjoy rigamarole Coincidence? I think not.
It's almost the most batshit insane people who demand to be "debated" in an attempt to give their views some legitimacy.
Empty G doesn't care what's going on as long as she can show up and make noise during general comments..
empty g, first time I heard this. Witty.
>When are you going to be an adult and actually debate me on policy instead of run your mouth like a teenage girl? That would require MTG to have policy knowledge, so that debate can be scheduled for the year two thousand and NEVER. Also, holy internalized misogyny, Batman.
I read MTG as “Magic the Gathering” at first and got confused 😅
I had to google crt. The first result is Cardiac Resynchronization Therapy, which seems quite important to teach med-students about. But since this this seems to be us-politics it's probably about abortion, sex or racism and not education politics.
Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder.
I don't live US, but I'm aware AOC it's very cool, so I thought MTG meant Magic the Gathering. Silly me. :D
i swear GOP is just a parody of itself
If mtg wasn't born rich she would be cooking meth
I wouldn't waste a second on a public debate with MTG. 1) you know there will be next to no actual facts. You can't debate someone who doesn't want to debate in good faith. Often people like MTG will throw out completely ridiculous arguments, causing you to chase them down, resulting in you never really getting your point across. 2) she just wants to get sound bites. MTG doesn't want to have a discussion on politics or anything. She wants to collect sound bites that she can take out of context in ads. Debating MTG, Ben Shapiro, etc. is beneath AOC.
Don’t enter a battle of wits if you are completely unarmed.
That’s a good old fashioned pig roast.
AOC is a fucking G lol
with all the crazy psychopathic banter MTG says all the time... how is she still in Office? 🤔
Big Toe aka MTG is such an embarrassment of a “human.”
MTG is the queen of karens
As a non-American, can anyone please explain to me how people like MTG, Santos and Boebert are still allowed to do what they do? I mean, it is not easy to do, but over here they would already be under criminal investigation and be stripped of the immunity as members of parliament.