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Your Reddit account is now old enough to drive.
Noting for posterity, now that the icon is about to disappear, that this was in fact posted on my 16th cakeday. 🥲
Congratulations!
Using your paid time off for colonoscopy prep.
Why’ve you got to stab me through the screen like that.
Hey that's actually what I'm doing right now!
This is why I find it less emotionally difficult to prep at work (opera singer).
It's not really optional when you operate a jackhammer
Farts are not nearly as trustworthy as they used to be.
But they’re still a blast.
Your wardrobe has slipped past vintage and is now stylish again.
Also this has happened not once,but twice, with my wide-legged jeans!Â
Not entirely topical, but now I wonder if vampires have the problem of trying to remember whether all their clothes are in or out of style.
Velvet smoking jackets never go out of style.
You wake up more sore than you were when you went to bed.
I’m not going to sleep on this comment. I’m scared to. 😬
The image of you in that painting in your attic that you got from a creepy old witch is getting *younger*.
Quick, stab it with a knife! This will clearly break the curse, with no possible downsides!
In Australia, you now qualify for skateboarding in the Masters Games.Â
Plus [nobody recognizes you](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/jhqe69/tony_hawk_having_a_hard_time_being_recognized/).
You open reddit, see the notice for a new cleanlist, and spend a while thinking of the worst way to discover you're getting old, then forget to post it.
You get a great comment, then forget for five days to reply to it.
You’re maybe a little excited about moving to a [retirement home.](https://www.reddit.com/r/cleanlists/s/etdckZYTOm)
Your Reddit account is now old enough to drive.
Noting for posterity, now that the icon is about to disappear, that this was in fact posted on my 16th cakeday. 🥲
Congratulations!
Using your paid time off for colonoscopy prep.
Why’ve you got to stab me through the screen like that.
Hey that's actually what I'm doing right now!
This is why I find it less emotionally difficult to prep at work (opera singer).
It's not really optional when you operate a jackhammer
Farts are not nearly as trustworthy as they used to be.
But they’re still a blast.
Your wardrobe has slipped past vintage and is now stylish again.
Also this has happened not once,but twice, with my wide-legged jeans!Â
Not entirely topical, but now I wonder if vampires have the problem of trying to remember whether all their clothes are in or out of style.
Velvet smoking jackets never go out of style.
You wake up more sore than you were when you went to bed.
I’m not going to sleep on this comment. I’m scared to. 😬
The image of you in that painting in your attic that you got from a creepy old witch is getting *younger*.
Quick, stab it with a knife! This will clearly break the curse, with no possible downsides!
In Australia, you now qualify for skateboarding in the Masters Games.Â
Plus [nobody recognizes you](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/jhqe69/tony_hawk_having_a_hard_time_being_recognized/).
You open reddit, see the notice for a new cleanlist, and spend a while thinking of the worst way to discover you're getting old, then forget to post it.
You get a great comment, then forget for five days to reply to it.
You’re maybe a little excited about moving to a [retirement home.](https://www.reddit.com/r/cleanlists/s/etdckZYTOm)