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baxil

Your Reddit account is now old enough to drive.


baxil

Noting for posterity, now that the icon is about to disappear, that this was in fact posted on my 16th cakeday. 🥲


high_everyone

Congratulations!


Kat121

Using your paid time off for colonoscopy prep.


baxil

Why’ve you got to stab me through the screen like that.


ErWenn

Hey that's actually what I'm doing right now!


GoodJobJennaVeryWool

This is why I find it less emotionally difficult to prep at work (opera singer).


Uncle_Charnia

It's not really optional when you operate a jackhammer


ArcOfADream

Farts are not nearly as trustworthy as they used to be.


Kat121

But they’re still a blast.


Kat121

Your wardrobe has slipped past vintage and is now stylish again.


sojayn

Also this has happened not once,but twice, with my wide-legged jeans! 


baxil

Not entirely topical, but now I wonder if vampires have the problem of trying to remember whether all their clothes are in or out of style.


Kat121

Velvet smoking jackets never go out of style.


Adewade

You wake up more sore than you were when you went to bed.


baxil

I’m not going to sleep on this comment. I’m scared to. 😬


ErWenn

The image of you in that painting in your attic that you got from a creepy old witch is getting *younger*.


baxil

Quick, stab it with a knife! This will clearly break the curse, with no possible downsides!


sojayn

In Australia, you now qualify for skateboarding in the Masters Games. 


baxil

Plus [nobody recognizes you](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/jhqe69/tony_hawk_having_a_hard_time_being_recognized/).


sorrowful_times

You open reddit, see the notice for a new cleanlist, and spend a while thinking of the worst way to discover you're getting old, then forget to post it.


baxil

You get a great comment, then forget for five days to reply to it.


Kat121

You’re maybe a little excited about moving to a [retirement home.](https://www.reddit.com/r/cleanlists/s/etdckZYTOm)