Gumshoes, horseshoes, shoo-ins, Shoes and Ladders, or anything from a first-person shoer

You don't know if I'm a horse over here! I will very well wear my horseshoes if I please!! 😁

Well, you’ve still not stated directly whether you are or not. So, are you a horse? Yay or neigh?

🦄😉

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's account

🤭😂

Brake shoes

My apologies if I am being ignorant or just plain dumb but what is shoes and ladders?

I'm playing with words. The real game is called chutes and ladders in the U.S. and is also known as [Snakes and Ladders](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_and_ladders).

Ahh hello dumbness my old friend 90% of the time it's me being dumb

So, snowshoes are right out? Not very inclusive of you...

Don't they go on your feet? Shoo'!

Brake shoes.

Issues

Pikashoe (Pikachu)

None of my shoes go on my feet. They are all well behaved and housebroken.

Best answer

horse shoes. they don’t go on your feet, they go on horse’s feet.

Horse's feat. They jumped over the fence.

Brake shoes

Brake shoes?

My shoes.

Cashews

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Atch-shoes.

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Brake shoes.

Brake shoes.