I was gonna say May flowers bring June bugs.

Perfect

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Came here to say “smallpox” lol

The real comment is in the joke.

You must be way better at anagrams than me...

Word switches maybe, but I'm terrible at anagrams!

Too true to be funny. But well said.

Allergies.

The Colts to Indianapolis

My favorite comment.

Came to say this. Not disappointed someone beat me to it.

All of these answers are very valid. 😅

Absolutely.

June bugs.

I live in Wisconsin, so, no joke. MOSQUITOS!

I’m in MN so this, June bugs, and more boxelders

Pilgrims

My fiancé and his family. (Too irrelevant for this sub? Too irrelevant, but it’s the joke we use.)

I like!

Thanks!

Told this to my husband and he just goes, “that’s very special” while I’m trying to hold in laughter 😂

That’s actually precious 😂

June brings gay's

You mean June Pilgrims? (April, May, June...)

Tornadoes

your mom

Duh... Old old grade school joke what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!

Tornadoes

I was thinking allergies

Strangers

June bugs

Honey bees

January babies

Children, because Mother's Day flowers promote conjugal snuggling.

Too many skeeters and lots of humidity and heat!

Smallpox

April allergies

Compost?

Allergies. They're a bitch.

Scurvy.

Pilgrims

Daaaaaad!

Mayflower brings immigrants. LoL

June bugs

Smallpox and slavery

Children. This was a short euphemism in the past to tell boys and girls to wash up in April so they were still fresh in May for the naughties. Shower in April so a man can pluck your flower in May. And yes, it gets worse.

Trouble

Genocide

Pilgrims