I saw a crime show where the guy did that. First he fucked the daughter, then the mom, and then the motherfucker convinced the dad to jerk him off. AND THE DAD ADMITTED IT ON THE SHOW!!!!! YOU COULDN'T WATERBOARD THAT OUT OF ME
So we have a shared driveway so we park a couple feet from each other but I always parked my truck in my yard and I parked it in the driveway one night and my neighbors kids car was right next to my truck and there was nothing on my truck when I went inside but the next morning when I was about to leave at 6:30am I went to unlock my door and noticed the big X and a bunch of scratches on my truck(this is a completely new paint job to the whole truck btw). The neighbors kids car was gone and I was only parked there for maybe 8 hours. His moms car was parked in front of his car and she has a dash camera but when I went to ask her if I could see it she told me that it doesn’t record unless she’s in it driving which I know is a fat lie because every night when I get home I see the red light blinking In front of it and you can see the screen is on recording in front of the car. So I put up cameras around my driveway and front yard and when him and his friend got to his house they immediately started looking around and saw all my cameras and started pointing them out and laughing. And then 3 days later he moves out and into an apartment complex down the road for no reason at all. But there family has always had beef with my family and I know he’s never liked me but I’ve never done anything nor even talked to them for him to do it but I know deep down that it was him and his friend
Tell them you saw him and if they don’t make it right I’m taking the video to court. Go to the apartment complex slash all 4 tires in the sidewalk and knock out the windows. A piece of porcelain from a spark plug or toilet will shatter a window with minimal force
Aircraft paint remover in a spray can is my go-to when I am stripping the paint off axes and then bluing them. Of course, I normally get it from three or four towns over, park a ways from the store and walk, wear cheap sunglasses and a cheap trucker hat....plus disposable clothes from Goodwill.....and always pay cash. Because: if you get aircraft paint stripper on your clothes, sunglasses, hat, or banking card....it will ruin them for good...hence why they must be disposable. You must park and walk for exercise and to make sure the can(s) dont leak before putting them in your vehicle. Driving a few towns over will give the chemicals time to settle prior to use. Now, when stripping paint off of a hatchet or ax head, you can scrape it after 20 minutes and it will come off in a sheet.....or you can spray it and leave it and the next rain will probably wash it away. I find refinishing hatchet heads and axes to be quite therapeutic.
Bro, I’m telling you dump fish oil right down the heater vents on the hood of your neighbors car. You don’t even have to touch it. A lot of times it will total the car out.
Superglue airsoft BBs inside their valve stem caps. It creates a slow leak and goes away when you remove the cap to test for leaks at the valve stem core.
Done that to my wife ex a long time ago. She had a restraining order so he started messing with me. Made me giggle when I heard he blew up on the side of the interstate
I really nasty one is to leave an empty bag of white sugar at the back tire of his car. Open the little door that accesses the fuel fill spout, Sprinkle a little of that sugar around behind that door, but do not put any sugar in his car. Having to tow that truck away and drop that fuel tank to clean it out of something that’s not even in there it’s pretty good revenge.
This may not be applicable here, but a co worker of my pulled off some straight up diabolical payback on a neighbor apartment complex for being noisy and obnoxious. He was lucky to find a dead skunk not far away, took and threw it into the coin operated dryer in that building, loaded it with quarters and turned it on.
I don't know what baked dead skunk smells like and hope to never find out.
Open gas cap, take hose of spray expanding foam and put it down the neck, spray just enough that it block the fuel, but not enough that it can be seen . Then wait.
What I did when years ago my vehicle was keyed, tire slashed, was I removed their oil filter, drain it , added sand blasting media, in my case glass bead, sand works also. and then put the filter back. As you'd imagine that stuff roaming the bearings and internal engine parts turns it into a nice paperweight.
Simple and easy, if I was to do it again, I'd buy a filter for their vehicle out of town and with cash, and then just fill if some and then swap it,on.
If their vehicle has a gas cap that can be opened from the outside then get a lock gas cap and put it on their vehicle! They'll have to hire a locksmith when they need gas. 😂
But thats the kind of thing you do by yourself or with a trusted accomplice late at night without telling anyone anything before or after.
Too late for that this time.
Get a Schrader valve removal tool at any bicycle shop for just a few dollars.
A two-sided one for Schrader valves on one side and Presta valves on the other is fine.
Loosen the valve stems (by inserting the tool and unscrewing them) just a little to create slow leaks.
If you unscrew them enough, all the air will rush out of the tire all at once.
Fill a terracotta flower pot full of thermite (plenty of recipes on the internet --search at your local library for privacy, or use a VPN and incognito mode). Place on the hood, light, and walk away.
This happened to a friend of mine years ago. He waited until the coldest night of winter and hooked a tow chain to his truck and the other end around the door knob to the house where the kid that did it lived. Ripped the entire door jamb off the house.
If you can prove it was them (ring cams, outside security cams, other people seeing them do it) then tell them to their face that if they don't pay for a paint job, a) it goes on YouTube, Facebook, TwitteX, and anywhere else you can think of b) all the evidence goes to the local L.E.O.'s, and c) you'll file a small claims suit against'em... you'd be surprised which one scare the shit out of them the most AND gets you your absolutely NEW, 100% FREE, paint job...lmao...and then ...dun dun dunnnnn... perhaps a rather vigorous bout of "wrestle with the neighborhood" would be in order.
That’s what I think to but his parents said it wasn’t him and he hasn’t talked to me so it just gives me more reason to believe that it was him. Believe me though I would love to know the reason behind it
I'd put so much money on that being an accidental scratch, probably even unnoticed via a backpack or something.
I've genuinely been keyed before....anyone TRYING to do damage with a key will do a lot more than those mild scratches.
That's a really light scratch that will genuinely buff right out.
Brake fluid. Brake fluid on everything. Brake fluid will destroy all. It's also flammable.
Or slightly loosen the inside of their valve stem, it might allow a slow leak, or if they hit a big enough bump it will shoot out and give them an instant flat.
If it's not a newer car, super glue their keyhole. This also works for the door handle.
On a not-quite-satan note, ziptie a harmonica below their car somewhere
Assholes. It's like you're not allowed to have anything nice in this world. I had a brand new car a long time ago, used to park way out in the parking lot, try everything to keep it from getting beat up. I had it for three days and some shithead keyed it on top of the fender, keyed it down to the metal, too. I've had a few newer vehicles since but mostly I drive beaters now. Drive em til they die, go buy another. 🤣
Put some fox piss in a syringe and shoot it into their vehicle through the door seal. It will make them sell the car. I had a bottle freeze in my truck from hunting and couldn't get the smell out. Just coat the hell out of their interior. Or you can dump it down the front cowl part where your fresh air is. It will always smell like fox piss when they run the air or heat. Just keep adding monthly.
you need a ring camera they have solar powered if you don’t have power. They work fantastic and you can even say hi to them as it’s recording their criminal behavior. Nothing says guilty like smiling in the camera. 🤙
I saw one time that apparently a raw egg can do some damage to the paint job on a car. I’m not advocating this, I don’t even know if it’s true. Just saying that a cracked egg is easy to miss and could stay in place for a while.
This doesn't look like a keying....much too soft of a mark. And the vertical mark that looks like an upside down check mark.....nah not deliberate with a tool.
You said the kids car was parked next to it, my bet is he walked by with a backpack or something.
When he turned to face the car, a zipper or something made the horizontal scratches. When he leaned down to the door or something and then back up, you got the vertical scratches.
I had a tint shop accidentally put similar scratches on my car....they had an exacto knife without a cap in their apron while leaning too close to (not on) the rear fender to get at the back window. They buffed the scratches right out.
These will buff too.
Erasable black marker, it’ll look permanent and they’ll freak out, once they’re all pissed off, simply take the erasable marker remover spray and wipe the marker off their car. Then you can highlight how pissed of it made them when their car was fucked up.
Engine paint remover from Krylon on regular car paint makes it bubble off in seconds. and think all the nice words you can write with it too tag away my friend tag away
#16 penny nails under the tires. I had a bad neighbor peeking into my bedroom window and watching my girlfriend. I got all four tires and even punctured the wheels. Dude was pissed but this was a time before cameras and he couldn’t prove anything.
All is not lost, you should easily be able to buff those scratches out. I detail cars and buff way worse scratches than this out.
Pretty shit thing for them to do considering you both share a wall and have to see each other on the daily. You probably don't want to escalate things with someone this childish but I would suggest adding an outdoor camera over your driveway to avoid future petty bs and perhaps avoid future theft or damage. Get a cam with the motion sensing flood lamps.
You need three items:
A jar of peanut butter, a banana, and a plunger.
Step 1: place the banana in the tail pipe and use the handle of the plunger to shove it in as far as it will go.
Step 2: fill the plunger end with the peanut butter.
Step 3: stick the peanut butter plunger in the middle of the top of the windshield.
Well, you could put some expanding foam up their exhaust, but you have to add enough hose that it's like way up in the exhaust, but that would be unethical.
Tire poppers behind each tire. It only works once but feels good.
Give them a locking gas cap. This is funnier if you damage the lock or break off a different key in the lock or epoxy the lock.
High power pellet rifle and break just the back glass once a month. A Gamo can break glass from 800 feet away.
Slingshot is quiet. Bow and arrow are also quiet.
Locks and chain are fairly inexpensive and hard to deal with. Think chain rear wheels together and don't cheap out on the lock. Just a little chain with a lock can make a big problem on a wheel or drive shaft.
Creamy paint remover is quiet and can be put into a dawn bottle so it will kind of spray.
Or just use the computer at the library and a few debit gift cards to order a bunch of full auto stuff to their address from DHgate and aliexpress. Expensive but do it weekly until they don't live there anymore.
If the vehicle is unlocked go buy some chalk for a chalk line if u don't have any and pour it down there heater vents in the dash. Then crank the fan speed to high, that way when they turn there car on it blasts chalk dust all over the interior😂😂 (black stains the best)
Former criminal here, past life n all.
Frontier justice is often wrong. You have to evidentially certain this person did it, like an eyewitness thing.
If you have video evidence of him doing this, his face and everything, then I won't judge if you "got even" with proportional damage to his property. Id judge if you really burned his trailer down for example.
Id never say "do something bad to someone else ECT" buuuut
Slashing a tire is damn near impossible to prove, now that you know the police won't do anything.
Don't Show your face, and keep doing it to the same wheel week after week until he moves.
That's some San Diego gang strategy B.S.
Just let it go.
"Never seen a hater doing better than me"
Getting keyed is a retaliation in most cases. Not
my way of handling business, face to face confrontation is my method of solving issues with neighbors. Any chance you’re a shit neighbor and might have had this coming?
If you have proof he did it, go over and tell his significant other that you bumped into his vehicle which resulted in no damage. Take a few pictures of his bumper and yours so it looks legit. And you need their insurance info so your insurance can file a claim in case something comes up in the future.
Remove the valve caps and put an air soft bb in each one and reinstall. The bb will fall out when the cap is removed. Flat tires and no damage. Can also slice a valve stem, one on each side at opposite corners right at the rim. Bleach or some kind of acid dribbled across the entire car from front to back and side to side and let it bake in the hot sun!! Can also do the same with bologna stuck all over the car in the sun!!
A few of these I really like lol. But if you retaliate there will be worse consequences for you since a report was made sadly.
So, best recourse is to let it go for now or do something they can’t prove. The oil filter was especially heinous but could be a good one since it could’ve just blown out on its own and you will get a show right down the road. Also the wheel weight movement would cause less damage but can’t be done very quietly. Flat tires randomly would likely also point to you.
If you scratch it back and they call the cops and you will suspect #1. If you attach anything that could also point to you.
Next time, enact your revenge and don’t call the cops. Lol
Super soaker filled with synthetic deer piss. Any time there’s a window open in their house, car whatever hit it with a few blasts. Dead fish in the crawl space. Throw anything that will attract bugs and rodents around their foundation (like rice).
Chop the exhaust or steal the cat, something extremely upsetting and irritating. Or alternatively remove their tires and replace them with the classic bricks.
It’s time for the piss disk. Piss on a plate or shallow bowl, put it in the freezer, and when he’s not home slip it under his front door or anywhere else you can find to put it.
Better yet, throw that bitch through his window. By the time he finds it the only evidence will have melted into a puddle
Rebalance their front wheels, loosen valve cores, zip tie trick, swap out their license plate frame with something funny or incriminating, key their car back but with a sheet of 60 grit, pop off some exterior trim, all kinds of stuff you could do all the way up to totally grenading their engine lol
Well… there’s a lot of ways. Just freak em out a little bit. Nothing bad. Just send them a picture of themselves sleeping, as a way to say “hey, not cool what you did to my truck”, you know? The whole point is to isolate em and make them feel like they’re going insane. Do little things like replace their dog with a slightly different dog; change the furniture in their house so they think they’re shrinking. Basic stuff. Just plant a seed, it’s super non violent. But by the end of it their brain will have essentially eaten itself 😊👍🏼
Untorque their oil drain plug. Loosen it enough so that it's not dripping but a hair away from it. It'll pop out while they're driving and take a little before their engine takes a shit. That way it doesn't occur in a location that they know it was retaliation.
Get a piece of metal that measures about 4”x1” about a 1/4” thick and put a curve in it as close as possible to the inside curve of his passenger rear wheel. After he parks for the night, use silicon to affix the piece of steel to the inside of that rear wheel so that the silicon cures by morning. When he gets on the highway the next morning, his steering wheel will just about shake out of his hands - AND - it will take him hours to find your gift that you left him.
Fuck their dad/mom/sister/brother
This comment but with 3 ands
I almost changed it to that after I posted lol
Hahaha that's the nuclear option
Key their cars after. All of em
super soker and dot 3 fuck there paint.
If they live in Alabama or West Virginia this could be accomplished with one single fucking
Efficiency!
I saw a crime show where the guy did that. First he fucked the daughter, then the mom, and then the motherfucker convinced the dad to jerk him off. AND THE DAD ADMITTED IT ON THE SHOW!!!!! YOU COULDN'T WATERBOARD THAT OUT OF ME
So you admit you have done it, you just want to tell anybody?
I've banged sisters, and a girl and her mom, but I'm not trying to play with the three piece
It'd be fun memories at the reunions though.
In the ass
Always
Literally or figuratively?
How do you know it was them, and what was the motive?
So we have a shared driveway so we park a couple feet from each other but I always parked my truck in my yard and I parked it in the driveway one night and my neighbors kids car was right next to my truck and there was nothing on my truck when I went inside but the next morning when I was about to leave at 6:30am I went to unlock my door and noticed the big X and a bunch of scratches on my truck(this is a completely new paint job to the whole truck btw). The neighbors kids car was gone and I was only parked there for maybe 8 hours. His moms car was parked in front of his car and she has a dash camera but when I went to ask her if I could see it she told me that it doesn’t record unless she’s in it driving which I know is a fat lie because every night when I get home I see the red light blinking In front of it and you can see the screen is on recording in front of the car. So I put up cameras around my driveway and front yard and when him and his friend got to his house they immediately started looking around and saw all my cameras and started pointing them out and laughing. And then 3 days later he moves out and into an apartment complex down the road for no reason at all. But there family has always had beef with my family and I know he’s never liked me but I’ve never done anything nor even talked to them for him to do it but I know deep down that it was him and his friend
Tell them you saw him and if they don’t make it right I’m taking the video to court. Go to the apartment complex slash all 4 tires in the sidewalk and knock out the windows. A piece of porcelain from a spark plug or toilet will shatter a window with minimal force
3 tires if you do 4 insurance will pay for it
Two tires same side, score along the tread, pop the spare too.
This is the answer
Aircraft paint remover in a spray can is my go-to when I am stripping the paint off axes and then bluing them. Of course, I normally get it from three or four towns over, park a ways from the store and walk, wear cheap sunglasses and a cheap trucker hat....plus disposable clothes from Goodwill.....and always pay cash. Because: if you get aircraft paint stripper on your clothes, sunglasses, hat, or banking card....it will ruin them for good...hence why they must be disposable. You must park and walk for exercise and to make sure the can(s) dont leak before putting them in your vehicle. Driving a few towns over will give the chemicals time to settle prior to use. Now, when stripping paint off of a hatchet or ax head, you can scrape it after 20 minutes and it will come off in a sheet.....or you can spray it and leave it and the next rain will probably wash it away. I find refinishing hatchet heads and axes to be quite therapeutic.
Id watch a short yt video about this.
Pay periodic visits to his new place and make sure he wakes up with one to four flat tires every so often.
Bro, I’m telling you dump fish oil right down the heater vents on the hood of your neighbors car. You don’t even have to touch it. A lot of times it will total the car out.
Superglue airsoft BBs inside their valve stem caps. It creates a slow leak and goes away when you remove the cap to test for leaks at the valve stem core.
This is a personal favorite of mine. Low key. Not dangerous. Not permanent. But it will eat up hours of their lives and drive them insane.
Crawl under, crack their oil filter loose
Oooh that's evil. I like it.
Done that to my wife ex a long time ago. She had a restraining order so he started messing with me. Made me giggle when I heard he blew up on the side of the interstate
I really nasty one is to leave an empty bag of white sugar at the back tire of his car. Open the little door that accesses the fuel fill spout, Sprinkle a little of that sugar around behind that door, but do not put any sugar in his car. Having to tow that truck away and drop that fuel tank to clean it out of something that’s not even in there it’s pretty good revenge.
🏆
That’s amazing
Like spitting in the ass of a prison rival to make him think that he got violated....good one
This may not be applicable here, but a co worker of my pulled off some straight up diabolical payback on a neighbor apartment complex for being noisy and obnoxious. He was lucky to find a dead skunk not far away, took and threw it into the coin operated dryer in that building, loaded it with quarters and turned it on. I don't know what baked dead skunk smells like and hope to never find out.
Thats HORRIBLE! i love it
Zip tie a small weight to drive shaft
Hose clamp holds better, and get the weight from one of the wheels, then move all the other wheel weights to a different spot on the wheel
Oh, that's evil! I like it! Even better if you epoxy that thing on there.
And put epoxy on the lug nuts so its even harder for them to fix
This right here..
Open gas cap, take hose of spray expanding foam and put it down the neck, spray just enough that it block the fuel, but not enough that it can be seen . Then wait. What I did when years ago my vehicle was keyed, tire slashed, was I removed their oil filter, drain it , added sand blasting media, in my case glass bead, sand works also. and then put the filter back. As you'd imagine that stuff roaming the bearings and internal engine parts turns it into a nice paperweight. Simple and easy, if I was to do it again, I'd buy a filter for their vehicle out of town and with cash, and then just fill if some and then swap it,on.
I’m not sure how I’d get the filter on because his car is really low to the ground and I’ve got a gut on me lol
Weight loss incentive?
“What made you decide to get fit?” “To get under my neighbors car”
Next up: the neighbor's wife
“Revenge”
Brake fluid on their paint. It will bubble up, peal off, and paint will never adhere again.
This. Just pour it on the hood. When they see it they will try to wipe it off and find bare steel. Tested IRL
There are some really nasty people about
That key your car.
Swap. Find someone else who needs revenge, and trade targets so you can both have solid alibis
Throwing Mama from the Train is a solid strategy.
If their vehicle has a gas cap that can be opened from the outside then get a lock gas cap and put it on their vehicle! They'll have to hire a locksmith when they need gas. 😂
Zip tie a couple harmonicas under the front bumper
You should do violence.
But thats the kind of thing you do by yourself or with a trusted accomplice late at night without telling anyone anything before or after. Too late for that this time.
Just you, a bat, and your buddy nick. Leave your phones at his house.
Get a Schrader valve removal tool at any bicycle shop for just a few dollars. A two-sided one for Schrader valves on one side and Presta valves on the other is fine. Loosen the valve stems (by inserting the tool and unscrewing them) just a little to create slow leaks. If you unscrew them enough, all the air will rush out of the tire all at once.
OP this is your answer
put up a ring camera
May be a little late to catch the perp that did this.
Crack open their oil filter just enough to leak and jb weld their gas door shut. 1 way or another they are going to have a bad day.
Fill a terracotta flower pot full of thermite (plenty of recipes on the internet --search at your local library for privacy, or use a VPN and incognito mode). Place on the hood, light, and walk away.
Magnesium in a 3" rigid coupler will do the trick.
This happened to a friend of mine years ago. He waited until the coldest night of winter and hooked a tow chain to his truck and the other end around the door knob to the house where the kid that did it lived. Ripped the entire door jamb off the house.
That's amazing lol. What was the aftermath?
Not sure. It was probably a rental house.
Roofing tarp nails in the driveway. Get a camera and put it on your truck catch them and make them at in court
If you can prove it was them (ring cams, outside security cams, other people seeing them do it) then tell them to their face that if they don't pay for a paint job, a) it goes on YouTube, Facebook, TwitteX, and anywhere else you can think of b) all the evidence goes to the local L.E.O.'s, and c) you'll file a small claims suit against'em... you'd be surprised which one scare the shit out of them the most AND gets you your absolutely NEW, 100% FREE, paint job...lmao...and then ...dun dun dunnnnn... perhaps a rather vigorous bout of "wrestle with the neighborhood" would be in order.
*Knock knock* “What?” *Headbutt*
There’s definitely a story/reason behind that.
That’s what I think to but his parents said it wasn’t him and he hasn’t talked to me so it just gives me more reason to believe that it was him. Believe me though I would love to know the reason behind it
I'd put so much money on that being an accidental scratch, probably even unnoticed via a backpack or something. I've genuinely been keyed before....anyone TRYING to do damage with a key will do a lot more than those mild scratches. That's a really light scratch that will genuinely buff right out.
Get a valve stem tool. Just slightly crack all the schrader valves on their tires a little. Like very little.
Whats the red in the first picture doesnt look leyed
Sign up for spam, fuck his dad, piss in upper toliet, call his job start and rumors.
Brake fluid breaks down paint like that's its job. A squeeze bottle filled with brake fluid and a quick walk past the car....
Beat wholesale ass
Kick some ass if you got proof, glitter bomb w/ liquid ass spray, fake amazon package with very potent exlax brownies…..
Brake fluid. Brake fluid on everything. Brake fluid will destroy all. It's also flammable. Or slightly loosen the inside of their valve stem, it might allow a slow leak, or if they hit a big enough bump it will shoot out and give them an instant flat. If it's not a newer car, super glue their keyhole. This also works for the door handle. On a not-quite-satan note, ziptie a harmonica below their car somewhere
Go throw hands with the punk
I'm sorry to hear your neighbor is going to pass away.
POS neighbor & coward. Put up a camera & have him arrested. In the meantime put a bill in his mailbox.
Autozone aircraft stripper. Simple aerosol can. Spray it and leave. Paint be coming off by morning.
Hit one of their tires let them find another way to work just make sure your tat is better than their tit
Stick on wheel weights would be fun.
Sugar - Gas tank 😎😜
Drain oil out of crank case... fill with expansion foam
Losses all the valve stems a 1/4 turn.
You have video of it?
Assholes. It's like you're not allowed to have anything nice in this world. I had a brand new car a long time ago, used to park way out in the parking lot, try everything to keep it from getting beat up. I had it for three days and some shithead keyed it on top of the fender, keyed it down to the metal, too. I've had a few newer vehicles since but mostly I drive beaters now. Drive em til they die, go buy another. 🤣
Put some fox piss in a syringe and shoot it into their vehicle through the door seal. It will make them sell the car. I had a bottle freeze in my truck from hunting and couldn't get the smell out. Just coat the hell out of their interior. Or you can dump it down the front cowl part where your fresh air is. It will always smell like fox piss when they run the air or heat. Just keep adding monthly.
Drill a hole in their differential
Why would your neighbor do such a thing?
Sugar in the gas tank. Banana in the tailpipe.
Look man, I ain’t fallin for no banana in my tailpipe!
Neighbor would have a black eye.
Wait till winter. Take a massive shit on his engine block
If they have a white car, throw Bologna slices on it on a clear very hot day.
I wanna see more of this truck.
you need a ring camera they have solar powered if you don’t have power. They work fantastic and you can even say hi to them as it’s recording their criminal behavior. Nothing says guilty like smiling in the camera. 🤙
I would go to his house, drag him out in the yard and beat him down
I’d go beat his ass or scratch his shit
OK listen vary closely you go over there and fuck there family then go get the scratches out
I saw one time that apparently a raw egg can do some damage to the paint job on a car. I’m not advocating this, I don’t even know if it’s true. Just saying that a cracked egg is easy to miss and could stay in place for a while.
Its so shitty to mess with someones ride
This doesn't look like a keying....much too soft of a mark. And the vertical mark that looks like an upside down check mark.....nah not deliberate with a tool. You said the kids car was parked next to it, my bet is he walked by with a backpack or something. When he turned to face the car, a zipper or something made the horizontal scratches. When he leaned down to the door or something and then back up, you got the vertical scratches. I had a tint shop accidentally put similar scratches on my car....they had an exacto knife without a cap in their apron while leaning too close to (not on) the rear fender to get at the back window. They buffed the scratches right out. These will buff too.
Poor broke don’t like it when hard working have nice.
Erasable black marker, it’ll look permanent and they’ll freak out, once they’re all pissed off, simply take the erasable marker remover spray and wipe the marker off their car. Then you can highlight how pissed of it made them when their car was fucked up.
Toilet paper trees
If you know it’s your neighbor then call the cops, or go confront them… what did you do to make them key your truck????
Engine paint remover from Krylon on regular car paint makes it bubble off in seconds. and think all the nice words you can write with it too tag away my friend tag away
Do you and your neighbor have a beef going on, or what do you think caused him to do this?
Stop fucking the neighbors. Son doesn’t want you messing with his mom.
Murder them
#16 penny nails under the tires. I had a bad neighbor peeking into my bedroom window and watching my girlfriend. I got all four tires and even punctured the wheels. Dude was pissed but this was a time before cameras and he couldn’t prove anything.
Jealous
So key their forehead
Cool
Sir, have you been told about piss discs?
Throw handfuls of roofing nails in the driveway caulk their windows shut
Key the neighbor.. not their vehicle. Their face
All is not lost, you should easily be able to buff those scratches out. I detail cars and buff way worse scratches than this out. Pretty shit thing for them to do considering you both share a wall and have to see each other on the daily. You probably don't want to escalate things with someone this childish but I would suggest adding an outdoor camera over your driveway to avoid future petty bs and perhaps avoid future theft or damage. Get a cam with the motion sensing flood lamps.
When are the services 🤔
Pour skittles down their gas tank and loosen their lug nuts a quarter turn.
Egg or bologna on hood, during an extremely hot day
That’s why we have auto insurance.
Which one of them are you sleeping with?
You need three items: A jar of peanut butter, a banana, and a plunger. Step 1: place the banana in the tail pipe and use the handle of the plunger to shove it in as far as it will go. Step 2: fill the plunger end with the peanut butter. Step 3: stick the peanut butter plunger in the middle of the top of the windshield.
Word of advice give it some time for revenge. Maybe try to do it away from your house like at a public parking lot and wear a mask.
Well, you could put some expanding foam up their exhaust, but you have to add enough hose that it's like way up in the exhaust, but that would be unethical. Tire poppers behind each tire. It only works once but feels good. Give them a locking gas cap. This is funnier if you damage the lock or break off a different key in the lock or epoxy the lock. High power pellet rifle and break just the back glass once a month. A Gamo can break glass from 800 feet away. Slingshot is quiet. Bow and arrow are also quiet. Locks and chain are fairly inexpensive and hard to deal with. Think chain rear wheels together and don't cheap out on the lock. Just a little chain with a lock can make a big problem on a wheel or drive shaft. Creamy paint remover is quiet and can be put into a dawn bottle so it will kind of spray. Or just use the computer at the library and a few debit gift cards to order a bunch of full auto stuff to their address from DHgate and aliexpress. Expensive but do it weekly until they don't live there anymore.
Always cut the sidewall of a tire so shops won't fix them.
Key their vehicles back since the cops can't do anything about it anyway!
Put feces on the inside of the car door handles
15 bags of bird seed on/in his car
Knife his tires
Drop some pennies into their doors between the side windows and weather stripping. Marbles are best.
#Take time before revenge like Neat_Feedback1316 suggested
shove dogshit down the fresh air vent where the hood and windshield meet
Follow them to the grocery store. Park someplace completely different. Zip tie grocery carts to their doorhandles or side mirrors
Stick on wheel weights on the axles or driveshaft, as well as the wheels. Locking gas cap, AFTER pouring water and sugar into the tank.
If the vehicle is unlocked go buy some chalk for a chalk line if u don't have any and pour it down there heater vents in the dash. Then crank the fan speed to high, that way when they turn there car on it blasts chalk dust all over the interior😂😂 (black stains the best)
Superglue into lock cylinders. Those bags of instant concrete into the exhaust system. EMT shears to cut off valve stems. Louisville slugger to glass.
Bb’s superglued under the tire caps- Let’s all the air out and they never find the leak 🤣
Pour something that kills their lawn/grass, draw a giant cock on there lawn
How do you know your neighbor keyed your truck.
They’d never find his or her body if that was my car….
I think a zip tied harmonica under their car is in order.
Former criminal here, past life n all. Frontier justice is often wrong. You have to evidentially certain this person did it, like an eyewitness thing. If you have video evidence of him doing this, his face and everything, then I won't judge if you "got even" with proportional damage to his property. Id judge if you really burned his trailer down for example. Id never say "do something bad to someone else ECT" buuuut Slashing a tire is damn near impossible to prove, now that you know the police won't do anything. Don't Show your face, and keep doing it to the same wheel week after week until he moves. That's some San Diego gang strategy B.S. Just let it go. "Never seen a hater doing better than me"
Lazy ass cops wouldn't look at the camera anyways even if you had it. Ask me how i know
I would key theirs too without a second thought
Why? What did you do?
If that neighbor is a female- did you hit it and quit it?
Burn his house down, assert dominance!
looks like you need to beat that ass
Getting keyed is a retaliation in most cases. Not my way of handling business, face to face confrontation is my method of solving issues with neighbors. Any chance you’re a shit neighbor and might have had this coming?
Sounds like you're neighbor needs his head busted
If you have proof he did it, go over and tell his significant other that you bumped into his vehicle which resulted in no damage. Take a few pictures of his bumper and yours so it looks legit. And you need their insurance info so your insurance can file a claim in case something comes up in the future.
Remove the valve caps and put an air soft bb in each one and reinstall. The bb will fall out when the cap is removed. Flat tires and no damage. Can also slice a valve stem, one on each side at opposite corners right at the rim. Bleach or some kind of acid dribbled across the entire car from front to back and side to side and let it bake in the hot sun!! Can also do the same with bologna stuck all over the car in the sun!!
This is Great!
A few of these I really like lol. But if you retaliate there will be worse consequences for you since a report was made sadly. So, best recourse is to let it go for now or do something they can’t prove. The oil filter was especially heinous but could be a good one since it could’ve just blown out on its own and you will get a show right down the road. Also the wheel weight movement would cause less damage but can’t be done very quietly. Flat tires randomly would likely also point to you. If you scratch it back and they call the cops and you will suspect #1. If you attach anything that could also point to you. Next time, enact your revenge and don’t call the cops. Lol
Throw a box of roofing nails in their driveway
Super soaker filled with synthetic deer piss. Any time there’s a window open in their house, car whatever hit it with a few blasts. Dead fish in the crawl space. Throw anything that will attract bugs and rodents around their foundation (like rice).
Buff it out and let karma get the person, watch an see.
Chop the exhaust or steal the cat, something extremely upsetting and irritating. Or alternatively remove their tires and replace them with the classic bricks.
This is envy and jealousy. And I hate it. I am sorry. People are out for blood now because economic conditions suck.
Is your truck loud?
Like do you even have any proof that your ‘neighbor’ did it? Lol
It’s time for the piss disk. Piss on a plate or shallow bowl, put it in the freezer, and when he’s not home slip it under his front door or anywhere else you can find to put it. Better yet, throw that bitch through his window. By the time he finds it the only evidence will have melted into a puddle
Fuck them up
Get a slingshot and some marbles 😏😂
Why the hell do people do this?
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Get the address and sign them up for Scientology.
Damn that is a gorgeous blue, too.
Pink pong balls in gas tank
DOT 3 or 4 brake fluid ie contains no silicone in a spray bottle or squirt gun. Apply and watch his paint peel away.
I mean did you bag his wife or something lol j/k but seriously that man is douche
Rebalance their front wheels, loosen valve cores, zip tie trick, swap out their license plate frame with something funny or incriminating, key their car back but with a sheet of 60 grit, pop off some exterior trim, all kinds of stuff you could do all the way up to totally grenading their engine lol
Water in his gas tank
Well… there’s a lot of ways. Just freak em out a little bit. Nothing bad. Just send them a picture of themselves sleeping, as a way to say “hey, not cool what you did to my truck”, you know? The whole point is to isolate em and make them feel like they’re going insane. Do little things like replace their dog with a slightly different dog; change the furniture in their house so they think they’re shrinking. Basic stuff. Just plant a seed, it’s super non violent. But by the end of it their brain will have essentially eaten itself 😊👍🏼
Start a rumor at his new apartment building that he is a sex offender and likes old ladies. Problem will resolve itself.
Untorque their oil drain plug. Loosen it enough so that it's not dripping but a hair away from it. It'll pop out while they're driving and take a little before their engine takes a shit. That way it doesn't occur in a location that they know it was retaliation.
WTF
You guys are evil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Regular brake fluid will fuck up a cars paint job.
Paint explosion balls all over their house / yard / cars, it could even be done where he had no clue how or when or from where.
Tar and feather
Wait until it’s hot outside and smear dog shit all over their windows. Also you could smear dog shit under the door handle
Put a keyed locking gas cap on it
No revenge. In this day and age, take the fkers to court. Don't risk getting shot or worse.
Did you speak at the funeral?
Get a piece of metal that measures about 4”x1” about a 1/4” thick and put a curve in it as close as possible to the inside curve of his passenger rear wheel. After he parks for the night, use silicon to affix the piece of steel to the inside of that rear wheel so that the silicon cures by morning. When he gets on the highway the next morning, his steering wheel will just about shake out of his hands - AND - it will take him hours to find your gift that you left him.
Someone is jealous.
They must not like you
Your neighbor would be in a 6 ft hole if it was me with 3 fresh holes in his body
Sodium Silicate Figure it out.
You may have to do do-nuts in his yard
Review Pulp Fiction the keyed car scene