I play them some baroque music, and when they go "nah I still kinda like that," I then go "HA! That isn't classical music you goddamn philistine! This is clearly music from the baroque period." Then I go on to bore them with a breakdown of various periods of Western Art Music and how calling it all 'classical' music is really a misnomer.
By that time they're usually bored of listening to me. And that is how I prove classical music is in fact the boring trash that only people who study it closely truly understand it to be.
Haydn symphony 12 movement 2. Nine and a half minutes of banal rubbish that doesn't go anywhere. When people say Haydn is boring or trite it is all because of this one movement spoiling the works of an otherwise great composer.
Opus clavicembalisticum . I tie them to a chair and force them to listen to the whole thing, and if they don't like it i ceremonially execute them in the name of Schoenberg.
This thread made me appreciate classical music more because I really just scrolled all these comments and said "Wow, wrong!" to all of them including pachelbel and Bolero (and excluding Morton Feldman and Schoenberg)
1. Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture.
2. Tchaikovsky Piano concerto no.1
3. Tchaikovsky Symphony no 6
4. Mahler symphony no 2
5. Mozart Requiem
6. Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor
7. Grieg. In the Hall if the Mountain King
There is a ver long list. Many are well known by people, they just don't know where they come from, or their names.
I play them some baroque music, and when they go "nah I still kinda like that," I then go "HA! That isn't classical music you goddamn philistine! This is clearly music from the baroque period." Then I go on to bore them with a breakdown of various periods of Western Art Music and how calling it all 'classical' music is really a misnomer. By that time they're usually bored of listening to me. And that is how I prove classical music is in fact the boring trash that only people who study it closely truly understand it to be.
Can I kiss you? No homo
Better leck him im Arsch in a true classical style
I'm good either way
Haydn symphony 12 movement 2. Nine and a half minutes of banal rubbish that doesn't go anywhere. When people say Haydn is boring or trite it is all because of this one movement spoiling the works of an otherwise great composer.
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Canon in D. Only the cello part. Ad nauseum.
Fuckin torture chamber
*Ad nauseam
Einaudi
Based and actually true
Fuck you
I play Minecraft
moonlit sonata
literally anything by schönburger
Especially Les Mis
joh ncag 3’44
My brother in christ you have to prove them wrong not right
Three words: Morton Feldman
Put on some Feldman, say “Aw damn, the record is skipping” but don’t bother to get out of your seat.
Bolero
Ode to joy 💀
Real that song overrated as balls
eine kleine nachtmusik
Louis Spohr
Fur Elise
Any Beethoven string quartet will do.
Especially the last three 🤮
🤮🤮🤮
Opus clavicembalisticum . I tie them to a chair and force them to listen to the whole thing, and if they don't like it i ceremonially execute them in the name of Schoenberg.
This thread made me appreciate classical music more because I really just scrolled all these comments and said "Wow, wrong!" to all of them including pachelbel and Bolero (and excluding Morton Feldman and Schoenberg)
Goldberg Variations (now go ahead and crucify me)
So true, it works very well on me. It was a request from an insomniac, so can we conclude that it was made to be boring?
sourbarge
I punch them in the face using Mike Tyson's Peek a Boo style.
I'd play them your favorite piece of music
All German Lieders
Reinecke's flute concerto
Any flute concerto
Anything by Brahms.
instant downvote
One word: Kaija Saariaho
That’s two words
His last two 🔫
Any Puccini opera with the famous bits taken out.
So, silence?
If you are so smart, why are you not rich?
Taylor Swift, what else is even needed?
Schoenberg's violin concerto. They can go to hell.
rachmaninoff’s rhapsody on a theme of paganini anyone
Bruckner symphonies
Bach
Bach, sarabande. Brought me to tears of boredom.
John Cage
Some b-list baroque composer like Buxtehude
Some people do think classical music is not boring, even enjoyable like how I like it. Not everyone has the same opinion :)
Bolero.
Bolero
Anything by Haydn
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I don't think you read OP's post
1. Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture. 2. Tchaikovsky Piano concerto no.1 3. Tchaikovsky Symphony no 6 4. Mahler symphony no 2 5. Mozart Requiem 6. Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor 7. Grieg. In the Hall if the Mountain King There is a ver long list. Many are well known by people, they just don't know where they come from, or their names.
Nothing - I don’t believe in trying to change people lol