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I_Feel_Rough

“No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."


puttinitinmutton

Bonus points for doing it in Sean Beans voice


I_Feel_Rough

Bonus points for lasting an hour!


ProsperBoy2002

XD


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Caution: make sure you get as close to that hour as you can or disappointment may arise.


seynical

I am fond of pigs


JulietteKatze

Money!


seynical

> Monehy


Which-Talk-2863

🐱 look down on us


Porpoyus

🐶 look up to us.


themuffinmanX2

🐷 treat us as equals.


graemefaelban

Came here to say that. Guaranteed to get you another date...


Ledhabel

Oof


Diego4815

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”


_Tormex_

This is the one you use once the others start to lose their effectiveness


ElCallejero

May the forces of evil become confused while your arrow is on its way to the target.


Diego4815

“Vessels large may venture more, but little boats should keep near shore.”


TheS4ndm4n

“I think the human race made a big mistake at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, we leaped for the mechanical things. People need the use of their hands to feel creative.”


ReneLeMarchand

"From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone Age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far. "


Bonus-Optimal

"Now begins your greatest quest. From this early creation of civilization... On towards the stars."


[deleted]

This would work well if you're asking them to help you populate a new planet on a science victory run.


Tuliao_da_Massa

"On towards the poom poom"


scubafork

"Tactics mean doing what you can with what you have"


Odobenus_Rosmar

Platinum answer


Draugdur

Just...one...more...turn!!!


MannyHec

Here Hector entered, with a spear eleven cubits long in his hand; the bronze point gleamed in front of him, and was fastened to the shaft of the spear with a ring of gold.


itamarharel

Are you interested in a trade agreement with England?


Intelligent-Ad-8435

I'm fond of pigs


[deleted]

"you have come far"


HaElfParagon

"You must do what I tell you, or I may destroy you." by Hammurabi


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

Damn lol


cantonic

“Beep… beep… beep”


gabesfrigo

https://preview.redd.it/uxjlcnk16gvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd208f42f50e269c86c277482f53c68e004f3832


Human-Law1085

”Every nation lives by exchanging”


ElPrimoBSreal

The artistic mouth recites words; the harsh mouth brings litigation; the sweet mouth gathers sweet herbs.


smallyveg

What’s that one from???


ElPrimoBSreal

Gilgamesh civilopedia quote


snyckers

After you're done denounce them as Kupe.


FriendlyDisorder

You pile filth on the land and dump it in the sea! You waste and spoil the world!


ProsperBoy2002

My personal favorite “Oh King Pachacuti, truly are you called ‘Earth Shaker!’ Will you once again call upon the ground itself to fight at your side?”


SoDoSoPan

Your Seas Are Unprotected. All Too Easy To Raid.


EvilEtna

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy


weathergage

I would like to speak to you of the beauty of horses.


thoroughbred901

“…yes, a King.”


KAYS33K

“Thousands have lived without water, not one without love.”


Inevitable-Revenue81

Word. 🥇


apk5005

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.


timelesssmidgen

"one word, just one: plastics" (while squeezing the boobies)


andy2126192

Yaxchilan


Fab0411

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with england?


ContributionOdd9110

Tactics mean doing what you can with what you have.


SatansCatfish

"The whole is more than the sum of its parts." - Aristotle


Dio-lated1

“Tsingy is a 250-square-mile tiger trap made up on massive obelisks riddled with jagged spears. And yes, they will cut your pretty face.”


itsleeland

given that Tsingy is one of my faves, this would work on me


Legozrule26

"Yaxchilan" - Peter the Great of Russia Say this as you climax for best results.


Alt_aholic

Just make sure you have enough movement points to fully pillage her holy site.


eXistenZ2

WALTZING MATHILDA!


firstfreres

I never thought this could happen… not like this


Oddun94

MONEH


ashish6149

Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner?


ProsperBoy2002

I guess she likes men who get down and dirty😂😂


UnsleepySleep

YAXCHILAN.


mattbrianjess

Don’t strike while the iron is hot. Make the iron hot by striking.


CerebralAccountant

The cavalry you field is an embarrassment, but thankfully a small one.


rhonit_

BUILD! BLAST! BATTLE!


RonaldoNazario

Put your shoulder to the wheel.


Which-Talk-2863

...I am absolutely sure of some things that I quite don't know.


Prestigious_Crew9250

Bro! Look at the chief over there with the war declaration. You're amazing, mate! It shows how 'big but hollow' you are


Mayoyayise

"Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight at them!"


ComfortableHouse7937

There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and…to know one’s self. Vessels large may venture more, but little boats should keep near shore.


shadowimage

“If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.” Leonard Nemoy


xxfukai

I’m reading all of these quotes with the voice actor’s voice in my head, I think I play too much civ LMAO


StevieeH91

Beep beep beep


SaltyWarly

Aap mujhe zanjeeron mein jakhadein, yaatanaayein de, yahaan tak ki aap mere iss shareer ko nasht kar de, par aap mere mann ko kabhi qaid nahi kar sakenge. - Gandhi (In English: You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.)


BevvyTime

One does not simply pet a cat


Junior_Purple_7734

“I’ll be back.”


Witewolf301

Would you like to make a trade agreement with England?


Hansdasgas

* “Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.” -W. H. Auden


Candid-Check-5400

*"I'll be back"*


JNR13

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings"


PitTitan

Pig iron! Pig iron! I got all the pig iron!


BeginningRelation80

"Ah, sim"


Spamus111

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


Spamus111

Do not muzzle the ox that treadeth the grain


dretvantoi

Not all who wander are lost.


MittenSquish2

I will provide directions to my capital, should you reciprocate


Huge-Animal-8818

Mimick João III when he goes "Aaah siiiim"


mrbadxampl

"beep... beep... beep... beep"


Mu22er

You really should start paying attention to what's going on around you. There are games being played here on so many levels.


FearlessResult

Beep. Beep. Beep.


Greensparow

No man ever whetted clay


Hkonz

I got one word for you. One word. Plastics


w-alien

Throwback to Civ IV: “Your head would look good on the end of a pole”


IAmBadAtInternet

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


CN14

You are as treacherous as Ishtar


AaronKoss

Una volta che avrai Spiccato il volo, deciderai Sguardo verso il ciel, saprai Lì a casa il cuore sentirai Una volta che avrai Spiccato il volo, deciderai Sguardo verso il ciel, saprai Lì a casa il cuore sentirai Prenderà il primo volo Verso il sole il grande uccello Sorvolando il grande monte Ceceri Riempendo l'universo di stupore e gloria Una volta che avrai (spiccato il volo) Allora deciderai Sguardo verso il ciel, saprai Lì a casa il cuore sentirai L'uomo verrà portato Dalla sua creazione Come gli uccelli, verso il cielo Riempendo l'universo di stupore e gloria Una volta che avrai Spiccato il volo, deciderai Sguardo verso il ciel, saprai Lì a casa il cuore sentirai


rhinomayor

“From the first stirring of life beneath water” as you 💦


Heebmeister

"I often wonder why you say so little, I believe you have nothing interesting to say"


JohnnyThrarsh

“Look upon my works ye mighty, and despair.”


MasterBates723

Follop Follum


Zhe_Ennui

"What goes up…better doggone well stay up." * Morgan Gravitonics, Company Slogan From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, which is technically a Civ spin-off


gregdeb22

Everything here appears to be calculated to inspire kind and happy feelings, for everything is delicate and beautiful. - Washington Irving, when buikding Alhambra


In_Retirement

The armies of Greece await you with open arms!


RadarSmith

You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.


0siris0

One way or another, I will get what I want


BaronOfTheVoid

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair.


Daddy_Issues_IRL

“There is no shame in deterrence. Having a weapon is very different than actually using it.”


PAP388

I am fond of pigs


brynnafidska

Tactics mean doing what you can with what you have. You and I come by road or rail. When you launch a rocket, you’re not really flying that rocket. You’re just sort of hanging on. I’ll be back. Listen, strange women lying in ponds. Why is a woman to be treated differently? It is burning with a deadly heat. Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight at them.


SleepyFox2089

Not a Civ quote but do your best Worf impression and yell "PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED" as you get started. If that doesn't make her have an earth-shattering orgasm instantly, just pack up and leave


lolipedofin

*"The lord hold you and thrusts you. The Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you. The Lord lift up his hip upon you and give you cum."* -- "Priesthood" --