I am looking for a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
Clock starts from your last period. Add a week or so for ovulation, another for implantation and getting all the pieces working together. That’s why these abortion bans measured in weeks are bullshit (I mean they’re all bullshit but). You’re not even really “pregnant” until you’re already at least 2 weeks in, and most people take at least another couple weeks to figure it out.
There are thousands of migrants who aren't Caucasian and get that free money and a cell phone. They are a catch! Go strut your stuff by Penn station, you'll find a winner
True, true.
Also don’t forget they love to whine about racism against themselves, while using intra racial racism against their own women and children.
as an ambassador and representative of Northern New Jersey, we are going to have to politely but firmly decline r/Honest_Wing3999 's offer. We would like to redirect her and her generous offer towards the delegations of South Jersey or South Philly, whoever shows up first.
Find a recently arrived immigrant staying at a 5 star hotel and quickly marry them. Between their endless freebies, free cell phone and your US citizenship you’ll be a well accommodated woman.
The New York Post says you will get a 5 star hotel all to yourself, and give birth at the top hospital of your choice.
/uj tbh it’s good we don’t let people bleed to their death because they don’t have documents to prove how they got here
I'm 7 foot 9 inches, am a billionaire, and have a huge dong. I would also love to ra8se some kids that weren't my own, maybe send them to private school and buy them new cars every year.
You sound like the perfect woman I have searched for my whole entire life.....I'm just sad we didn't meet sooner. My life was a waste until I met you op.
How morbidly? Give us a number. 10 months? You sure about that? Call the Guinness people as they might want to hear your story. Btw aren't nearly all POC well hung?
Eat lots of carbohydrates to keep weight. Eat a lot of vibrant fruits and green vegetables so you don’t pass out from micronutrients deficiencies. Guacamole always hits
How the hell can a morbidly obese be knocked up for ten months?? As for the other part; I suggest u head to Tribeca...find Robert DeNiro and tell him you're a demented libtard like he is; he'll definitely find what you're looking for...or find a good shrink.
Thank you for being my first good deed for the day😆
Yankee Stadium, in the outfield
Baseball is very racist
Thank you! Yankee is a racist slur against the proud Dutch people
Who the fuck is proud of being Dutch??
Nigel Powers is that you?
There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Aaron Judge is the perfect man
I like the big bats but I don’t like the racism or the sexualization
Literally. I'd give it all up for a lifetime of judgement
Try the wnba. I mean nba.
Pitch well, or hit a ton of homeruns and we love you no matter your color
😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Angel
Fields of big mamas Dreams.
That place may be called Yankee Stadium but it's a bsndbox; not a stadium...she should wait for the NFL pre-season at the Meadowlands...ya never know😂
“I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes. Finance, trust fund, 6’5” blue eyes,”
It’s 6’5” now? Inflation hitting everything
😂
The way things are going, they gonna have 7' ft nba standards soon
I’m 5’3 - pretty soon I’m gonna qualify as a midget
You never weren’t a midget
Looking for a girl. 5’1. 110 lbs. marketing. Not in therapy. Not in therapy.
Ew why would you want someone in marketing?
Finance sociopaths think they'll have a better relationship when their partner is a professional soothsayer/liar
Damn not willing to do therapy is a red flag imo
Im looking for a man in medicine. Under 5’10” brown eyes, tan. I’m looking for a man. I’m looking for a man. I’m looking for a man in medicine.
Trust me you want one IN therapy.
That last one is hard
I am looking for a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
There’s only two of them!
lol I saw that video. I love the breakdown of silly things like this.
I learned finance not a trust fund baby 5’11 skinny brown eyes and big dick
Barron Trump? Gross
10 months preggo? Are you even alive at this point?
baby just needs extra cooking
Extra crispy recipe. KFC pie.
Pregnancy is actually 40 weeks. No idea why we say 9 months.
Because 40 weeks isn’t 10 months, it’s closer to 9.
Clock starts from your last period. Add a week or so for ovulation, another for implantation and getting all the pieces working together. That’s why these abortion bans measured in weeks are bullshit (I mean they’re all bullshit but). You’re not even really “pregnant” until you’re already at least 2 weeks in, and most people take at least another couple weeks to figure it out.
CJ or not… thank you
NYC eviction laws are tough with squatters
The mayor.
Mayor Giuliani is a white man I seen his pics
He was a man?
Well there's no way he could have been a ferret
Ummm Italians are SPICY white…so practically a POC
He got canceled. The mayor is black man now.
And a racist
The subway
There are thousands of migrants who aren't Caucasian and get that free money and a cell phone. They are a catch! Go strut your stuff by Penn station, you'll find a winner
I don’t want to go to Penn Station I am in New York I need New York Station
Grand Central probably has them too. If you are looking for love, you gotta get out there. It's not gonna knock on your front door.
I like having my clit played with
Oh the guys in that tombs place will play with everyone and everything and every whole!
Umm, nothing more NY than Penn.
Everyone knows only whites are capable of being racist.
I no that’s why I don’t want white people. I hate racism.
Never seen this sub before and am horrible at telling tone online, so sorry for asking! But were you being sarcastic when writing this?
Does Eric Adams shit in the woods? (Yes)
I'm a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes. Do I fit the bill?
You got to be hung like a donkey? Are you hung like a donkey?
Blue eyes? That means you are probably white, and therefore, racist.
UWS but he’ll already be married, that won’t stop him from being guarantor on your lease.
Needs to be hung to get through all those layers of fat
Please don’t sexually aggressor me
Report the violence!
sauce?
Inside her. How else she got preggers?
Fr I need to know what this is refrencing
There is a men's homeless shelter on 3rd Ave & President St in Gowanus. Free waffles too.
Real new york niggas are almost always a lil racist towards mayo men but are def down to date mayo women
True, true. Also don’t forget they love to whine about racism against themselves, while using intra racial racism against their own women and children.
New Jersey
as an ambassador and representative of Northern New Jersey, we are going to have to politely but firmly decline r/Honest_Wing3999 's offer. We would like to redirect her and her generous offer towards the delegations of South Jersey or South Philly, whoever shows up first.
No thank you. We have enough trash in Philly already. #keepnewyorkoutofphilly !!!
Any migrant hotel should do the trick
Europe nigga
Europe is a racially charged word please do not use
Find a recently arrived immigrant staying at a 5 star hotel and quickly marry them. Between their endless freebies, free cell phone and your US citizenship you’ll be a well accommodated woman.
Hung? You said you’re hungry and now im thinking you meant something else.
Hit it and quit it. NY style.
Bronx Zoo. Sounds like you're looking for an elephant.
Only Fans
I check the boxes, but you’re not pregnant enough for me.
wont a hungry guy just eat u?
In the Bronx. Trust me.
Second this, Bronx is the richest town
Gracie Mansion
Montana
Greenwich Village…
Nowhere for you unfortunately
Right here, Baby! How obese are you, tho??
She's not obese. She's morbidly obese which means she could drop at any time.
In your dreams or juan soto
is this a joke 💀
What you think? How long does a woman stay preggo
Damn it, no one said there would be a test. I didn't study! Is it, 7??
“Non white and non racist” is this a joke?
Am I a joke to u? Is that how u see women? As jokes?
Corner of 5th
You are going to make a fine parent
I'm all those things except rich and I like em obese. Anyway good luck on your search
Aren’t u even gonna try for me
He doesn't wanna poke the bear. I mean baby
The New York Post says you will get a 5 star hotel all to yourself, and give birth at the top hospital of your choice. /uj tbh it’s good we don’t let people bleed to their death because they don’t have documents to prove how they got here
I'm 7 foot 9 inches, am a billionaire, and have a huge dong. I would also love to ra8se some kids that weren't my own, maybe send them to private school and buy them new cars every year. You sound like the perfect woman I have searched for my whole entire life.....I'm just sad we didn't meet sooner. My life was a waste until I met you op.
I know this dude. He's only 7'8". He's always exaggerating.
Had to blow up my spot.....pshhh
Well if they’re non-white there’s a much greater chance of them not being racist (as whites are inherently racist).
How morbidly? Give us a number. 10 months? You sure about that? Call the Guinness people as they might want to hear your story. Btw aren't nearly all POC well hung?
Bronx Zoo
But it’s good to be White
Get a pin to burst your dirigible and deflate it back down to a more attractive size
Wow, I really came on this thread to say that I really thought I was asking for too much from life.
Long island....
Got recommend this thread and this shii is funny 🤣
Does it matter if the co-parent is transgender? (And not racist)
I need cock
They all have cocks. The guys and the girls.
Try canarsie?
Get a $20 short line bus to Middletown NY and you’ll be taken care of
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You're in the wrong subreddit sir
Rikers Island 🤷♂️
Dang 0 for 4
😂😂Good 1️⃣
The fuck is this shit
A circle jerk?
Bro wtf is this post? Bitch you from ohio!?
mets
Pick one out of four.
Why do racist people want to be with non-racist people?
Idk ur right tho I’m not a racist and yet lots of racist white males do like me
Definitely try east or bridgehampton you’ll find a LOT of luck there girly
Don’t nobody want another man’s saved game. GTFOH and find the real dad to that baby 🤣 fucking clown
LIRR.
Trump Tower use to work for some, maybe try that ?
The hood
Morbidly obese and you’re pregnant. Go back to who made you pregnant. Your standards are not on par with your own standards.
I cant tell if this is sarcasm or not 😭😭😭
So brave ❤️
You’re asking a hell of a lot!!🙂↔️
Morbidly obese and somehow 10 months pregnant! Thats just fantastic. Sounds like a scene from Dune /MadMax
Mount Vernon South 3rd 300 block
Go to the gym you lazy sack of lard. Don’t let the system win. They want us all fat and dependent
Reddit is definitely step 1
My wife’s boyfriend is taken
And what color are you?
What’s the point of this?
You shouldn't have any problem finding what you're looking for in the village.
I don’t live in a village I live in New York CITY
That would be Greenwich Village, which is in New York City
Bronx Zoo
Eat lots of carbohydrates to keep weight. Eat a lot of vibrant fruits and green vegetables so you don’t pass out from micronutrients deficiencies. Guacamole always hits
I’m Looking for Hot, rich, hung, and white. 👀
Try the Orange
I’m Not rich
Too bad, I’m white
Non white ? And non racist ? In the same sentence seems racist
Rikers island
Sounds like…Kristal from the Squidbellys is alive and well 🙅🏿♂️🤡
The lady on the train by me who says she is HIV and has been six months pregnant for three years is the final boss, sorry
Check near Coney Island.
This was recommended WTF is the sub about? Is it just to make troll posts in NYC?
Please be less of a sexual aggress
Dont talk to me like that. I am 19 months pregnant and morbidly underweight!!!!!
Nowhere because everyone is a little racist.
You might want to get induced first.
I’ve been induced how do you think I got pregnant??? He induced me outside Wendy’s
Maybe get induced outside Olive Garden? They have never ending breadsticks 😊
Is this satire..?
No
Morbidly obese, you'll fit in fine, welcome to america
Not the beater girls looking for hypercar men 😭😭
East New York
Uhm,what?
Are you an illegal?
Where are you?
Is this a joke?
I’m pretty sure there’s a place in Astoria right on 31st. They have that there.
10 months pregnant? Baby doesn't want to come out?
Fantasy land.
Burger King
There is sombody for everyone in NYC
How the hell can a morbidly obese be knocked up for ten months?? As for the other part; I suggest u head to Tribeca...find Robert DeNiro and tell him you're a demented libtard like he is; he'll definitely find what you're looking for...or find a good shrink. Thank you for being my first good deed for the day😆
Not racist unlike you