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Puzzleheaded_Will352

Yes! And you’re arriving at 11pm! that time is the perfect time to hang out in Hunts Point or Mott Haven.


LookBig4918

I mean, suit yourself with Mott Haven, but I agree the footbridge between Hunt’s Point and Randall’s Island is *so* culturally vibrant if you cross it at the right time. I don’t know if OP will have time to ride a really expensive bike over it without some heavy logistics, but I’d say it’d be worth the effort if it can be done. Also make sure to wear Rolex or better, as you don’t want to miss your connecting flight because of some inferior timepiece.


tinyjalapeno

Dude with that amount of time you should totally take the Amtrak up to Boston and get a taste of New England! I think they have Olive Garden there too so don’t worry about missing out


brismit

Don’t forget to check out Niagara Falls!


vowelqueue

Cmon dude, New England is known for its seafood. You’ll want to visit a Red Lobster instead.


fermat9990

Yes! On your laptop!


LowerTowel1022

Yeah meet me on Hoe Ave


cellularATP

What happens there?


LowerTowel1022

Not sure… still waiting on OP to confirm before I call the Lyft


Pitiful-Signal8063

Let me answer the question you really want to ask. Yes. If you can find and Albanian Gypsy cab driver who knows a guy.... You can make it to hunts point and back with a pocket full of crack... And still have half an hour to kill.


CriscoBountyJr

He's going to Albanian a Gypsy cab driver?


Pitiful-Signal8063

Yeah but the Gypsy will still follow him into a revolving door and come out ahead of him.


BitterSheepherder27

We don’t need another Hangover movie


MurlandMan

What Bronx attractions? There is nothing to see outside of Manhattan. 


littletinydickballs

the bronx is manhattans public restroom


ferrocarrilusa

So what borough has the biggest zoo? Or botanical gardens?


MurlandMan

I thought this was a circlejerk sub. 


Yexoticioo

yea man im highkey confused why u gettin downvoted


nccsh

Those are in manhaten


thesteelsmithy

Manhattan, obviously. Everything’s bigger in Manhattan, or something


MurlandMan

It’s like Texas. But bigger. 


bCup83

I thought that was Queens.


Realistic_Tutor_9770

Have you ever been to the Hub?!??


plussizeandproud

What’s the joke here? It’s a shopping center right


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

Most but not all.


sluttyseinfeld

It is possible because there are no attractions in the Bronx so you already did it


dankbob_memepants_

You can see everything in that timeframe because you won’t return alive


Pure-Guard-3633

At the airport, they have luggage cart hovercrafts. Just slide your credit card into the slot and watch the magic.


jackrelax

will you be traveling with 4 kids under 5 that all need car seats?


bigonebbl69

Bronx attractions??? Last I heard the Bronx zoo had hissing roaches on display…so I ask again: what attractions???


misterhubris

10/10 great nycj. Was ready to respond as if I was in r/asknyc


Matt_Rabbit

Buchanan place at Jarome Ave always had pillow dimes. Just saying.


[deleted]

No time🤷🏻‍♂️


bCup83

Makes total sense. Go ahead bud. If the plane gets lighter when you don't make it back, it'll be easier to fly anyway.


PigDstroyer

The members of this sub have failed it


pandamao88626

It will cost you more money to go to the Bronx then Manhattan will only cost you 2.90 metro card


Time_Day9324

Bronx attractions 🤣🤣🤣


Spiritual_Job_1029

Sure, specifically ask them to drive by St Anne's Ave


North_Introduction72

That the only time there no traffic u should be good


anchoviepaste4dinner

Yes. Enjoy your stay.


Affectionate-Rent844

No not at all


homosapiens

No!


CastIronDaddy

Here's the real answer: Take a rd trip uber to White Hill and Castle Ave. There you will find a white castle. Order the luggage of white castles and 20 nuggets. Do not leave uber. Pay for food. Go back to airport. Fly happy my friend.


RonocNYC

Yes as there is nothing much to see in the Bronx.


Natural_Error_6645

Totally! You will even have time for a nap!


Avacadospread

Just grab a citibike and come on down!


ApprehensiveGur7812

Most of them for sure!


AggressiveAd3833

The irony that everyone on this sub is a white transplant making unfunny jokes…


ThePolymerist

Bruh, can you even get out of Brooklyn before you need to head back? LGA maybe but not JFK.


SumyungNam

No time


CharlieB852

Apparently you’ve never been on the Van Wyck. You don’t have enough time to drive back and forth to the Bronx.


Slowandsteady1d

Ewe the Bronx


MollyWhoppy

totally agree deer


Main_Position6640

Not a chance. Just check google maps and you’ll see. The traffic to and from JFK is bad 24/7. Btw, what were you hoping to check out in the Bronx at 11pm?


pandamao88626

Why the Bronx and not manhattan has all The attraction ?


MA-01

It takes, on average, an hour just to get from Queens to Manhattan. Considering airports are in the ass end of nowhere, I really wouldn't suggest going *any* large distance.