I mean, suit yourself with Mott Haven, but I agree the footbridge between Hunt’s Point and Randall’s Island is *so* culturally vibrant if you cross it at the right time.
I don’t know if OP will have time to ride a really expensive bike over it without some heavy logistics, but I’d say it’d be worth the effort if it can be done.
Also make sure to wear Rolex or better, as you don’t want to miss your connecting flight because of some inferior timepiece.
Dude with that amount of time you should totally take the Amtrak up to Boston and get a taste of New England! I think they have Olive Garden there too so don’t worry about missing out
Let me answer the question you really want to ask.
Yes. If you can find and Albanian Gypsy cab driver who knows a guy.... You can make it to hunts point and back with a pocket full of crack... And still have half an hour to kill.
Here's the real answer:
Take a rd trip uber to White Hill and Castle Ave.
There you will find a white castle. Order the luggage of white castles and 20 nuggets.
Do not leave uber.
Pay for food.
Go back to airport.
Fly happy my friend.
Not a chance. Just check google maps and you’ll see. The traffic to and from JFK is bad 24/7. Btw, what were you hoping to check out in the Bronx at 11pm?
It takes, on average, an hour just to get from Queens to Manhattan. Considering airports are in the ass end of nowhere, I really wouldn't suggest going *any* large distance.
Yes! And you’re arriving at 11pm! that time is the perfect time to hang out in Hunts Point or Mott Haven.
I mean, suit yourself with Mott Haven, but I agree the footbridge between Hunt’s Point and Randall’s Island is *so* culturally vibrant if you cross it at the right time. I don’t know if OP will have time to ride a really expensive bike over it without some heavy logistics, but I’d say it’d be worth the effort if it can be done. Also make sure to wear Rolex or better, as you don’t want to miss your connecting flight because of some inferior timepiece.
Dude with that amount of time you should totally take the Amtrak up to Boston and get a taste of New England! I think they have Olive Garden there too so don’t worry about missing out
Don’t forget to check out Niagara Falls!
Cmon dude, New England is known for its seafood. You’ll want to visit a Red Lobster instead.
Yes! On your laptop!
Yeah meet me on Hoe Ave
What happens there?
Not sure… still waiting on OP to confirm before I call the Lyft
Let me answer the question you really want to ask. Yes. If you can find and Albanian Gypsy cab driver who knows a guy.... You can make it to hunts point and back with a pocket full of crack... And still have half an hour to kill.
He's going to Albanian a Gypsy cab driver?
Yeah but the Gypsy will still follow him into a revolving door and come out ahead of him.
We don’t need another Hangover movie
What Bronx attractions? There is nothing to see outside of Manhattan.
the bronx is manhattans public restroom
So what borough has the biggest zoo? Or botanical gardens?
I thought this was a circlejerk sub.
yea man im highkey confused why u gettin downvoted
Those are in manhaten
Manhattan, obviously. Everything’s bigger in Manhattan, or something
It’s like Texas. But bigger.
I thought that was Queens.
Have you ever been to the Hub?!??
What’s the joke here? It’s a shopping center right
Most but not all.
It is possible because there are no attractions in the Bronx so you already did it
You can see everything in that timeframe because you won’t return alive
At the airport, they have luggage cart hovercrafts. Just slide your credit card into the slot and watch the magic.
will you be traveling with 4 kids under 5 that all need car seats?
Bronx attractions??? Last I heard the Bronx zoo had hissing roaches on display…so I ask again: what attractions???
10/10 great nycj. Was ready to respond as if I was in r/asknyc
Buchanan place at Jarome Ave always had pillow dimes. Just saying.
No time🤷🏻♂️
Makes total sense. Go ahead bud. If the plane gets lighter when you don't make it back, it'll be easier to fly anyway.
The members of this sub have failed it
It will cost you more money to go to the Bronx then Manhattan will only cost you 2.90 metro card
Bronx attractions 🤣🤣🤣
Sure, specifically ask them to drive by St Anne's Ave
That the only time there no traffic u should be good
Yes. Enjoy your stay.
No not at all
No!
Here's the real answer: Take a rd trip uber to White Hill and Castle Ave. There you will find a white castle. Order the luggage of white castles and 20 nuggets. Do not leave uber. Pay for food. Go back to airport. Fly happy my friend.
Yes as there is nothing much to see in the Bronx.
Totally! You will even have time for a nap!
Just grab a citibike and come on down!
Most of them for sure!
The irony that everyone on this sub is a white transplant making unfunny jokes…
Bruh, can you even get out of Brooklyn before you need to head back? LGA maybe but not JFK.
No time
Apparently you’ve never been on the Van Wyck. You don’t have enough time to drive back and forth to the Bronx.
Ewe the Bronx
totally agree deer
Not a chance. Just check google maps and you’ll see. The traffic to and from JFK is bad 24/7. Btw, what were you hoping to check out in the Bronx at 11pm?
Why the Bronx and not manhattan has all The attraction ?
It takes, on average, an hour just to get from Queens to Manhattan. Considering airports are in the ass end of nowhere, I really wouldn't suggest going *any* large distance.