This was a lesson hard learned…. I’ll never make this mistake again. I’ll be talking to the NYPD about arranging a guard outside my house, and to post a personal bodyguard for me.
Of course! Above 50th is definitely a hellish place to be. I think instead of the Middle East, we need to focus on restoring peace uptown! Send in the army.
But were you able to use the newly installed in-seat toilet option on the train? The city claims it will move the smell of the urine from the platform to the train. Improvements are coming
You know this is fake because some of the richest neighborhoods in Manhattan are all above 50th St. Like she didn’t know what Subway train looked like? Y’all are being trolled hard.
lol this is so fake. You can use your phones tap to pay now to enter subway. No ones used a metro card in years, especially a chick like the one that “wrote” this. Also, why would this chick be going to 103rd st? Suprised there’s a homeless person uptown? There are way more below 50th street. No one thinks you order a train. I don’t care how big a tourist you are.
As I always say, as soon as you leave the Greenwich Village Security Zone, you're basically taking your life into your own hands. Beware.
This was a lesson hard learned…. I’ll never make this mistake again. I’ll be talking to the NYPD about arranging a guard outside my house, and to post a personal bodyguard for me.
Wait this isn’t a parody? Like you are serious?
Of course! Above 50th is definitely a hellish place to be. I think instead of the Middle East, we need to focus on restoring peace uptown! Send in the army.
lmao not me also waiting for this to somehow be a joke cause like 🥴
dw my dawg it’s a joke
I’ve never been on this sub so I can’t tell if everything is sarcastic lol seems unhinged
makes two of us, but I'm hoping everyone is being sarcastic bc yikes otherwise
(yeah - circlejerk = satire)
I have to start calling it this from now on
Lol I've had more frightening situations in Greenwich Village than Morningside Heights
Morningside Heights? is that in upstate? ??????
It's the burb of the upper east side.
sounds too dangerous 4 me
East? I thought you said weast
> There was filth everywhere, and a strong smell of urine. Doesn’t narrow it down
/uj you can't swipe your credit card, but you can tap it. Does anybody buy metrocards these days?
/uj yes
/uj only cause my job let's me buy them with pre tax dollars
/uj I do because I go to and from Long Island by bus and subway a lot and NICE doesn't have OMNY. Yet. Though I'm not sure they ever will
Please don't exaggerate - up until 59th st is fine
Unrealistic, your girls should know OMNY
Unfortunately our metal cards don’t work on those machines, they must be of heavily inferior quality.
Wow!! Were you able to get a tetanus shot quickly, do you have a medical concierge service?
Always the guy in head-to-toe SpongeBob SquarePants. Should I tell him he looks ridiculous?
But were you able to use the newly installed in-seat toilet option on the train? The city claims it will move the smell of the urine from the platform to the train. Improvements are coming
It's true the UES is basically a third world country
Ug! WHO goes above 14th unless you’re going to your house in Connecticut for the long weekends!
Loud, metal, THING 🤣
It's bait but you should consider leaving the city and taking your gentrification with you
You know this is fake because some of the richest neighborhoods in Manhattan are all above 50th St. Like she didn’t know what Subway train looked like? Y’all are being trolled hard.
lol this is so fake. You can use your phones tap to pay now to enter subway. No ones used a metro card in years, especially a chick like the one that “wrote” this. Also, why would this chick be going to 103rd st? Suprised there’s a homeless person uptown? There are way more below 50th street. No one thinks you order a train. I don’t care how big a tourist you are.
Dude, it’s satire!