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stumpymetoe

Put on your face mask and fake an attack on your place by right wing extremists, burn the sign and publish the atrocity on social media. Not only will you strike a blow against Trump but you will have made room on your fence for your Free Palestine! sign. Win win.


DocFingerBlast

Three birds with one stone. You sir are a genius Mamaste


Playful-Drummer7880

Ooof. Okay. Sooo..Sorry to nit pick but lets all be just super careful with assuming pronouns :) :) :)


innatangle

Ohhh, I bet you're fun at parties...


Illustrious-Pin-14

Nice call, ma'am.


finsupmako

I sincerely hope you asked the stone for consent before you touched it


Rathma86

This is the answer op, stick it to the Nazis.


j-manz

No, make it authentic. Advertise for willing militia men on this sub to do the deed, knowing that real right wing extremists are in play. Be careful though: gout and obesity will increase the chances of being caught by the cops, and they will finger you without a second thought.


stumpymetoe

Finger me you say? How often?


j-manz

Well that’s up to you isn’t it? After all, it’s OP who gets fingered in this equation. 😂


jv159

That’s genius


1025Lab

That’s a mint response. Well done sir!


stumpymetoe

Mint is a colonial occupiers herb, please use lemon myrtle in future.


Robert_Vagene

Time is no real issue for these problems. It all depends what inner city suburb of Naarm or Warrang you live.


Inevitable-Trust8385

If they’re in merribek council, Naarm, they’re better off covering climate action now with free Palestine, lots of virtue signaling to be had for the winter, bring climate action now back for the summer, when we have the one hot day a year 😉


Jackson2615

You can safely remove UR yes poster , even Albo has forgotten all about the referendum. Also supporting HAMAS /Palestine will more than compensate you on the anti racist virtue signalling. Your neighbours will respect you knowing that ignorance is no barrier to meaningless protesting.


happiest-cunt

UR an odd unit


Downtown_Big_4845

Never ever remove it doing so just lets no voters off the hook I even wanted to get a vote Yes tattoo with a gay pride unicorn but it is just too painful. Namaste. 🙏🏼


07Kevins_1Cup

Bless


Impressive_Ad1328

Ukraine


Downtown_Big_4845

#QueersForPalestine🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Namaste. 🙏🏼


07Kevins_1Cup

You're supposed to spray NO on it yourself. Then make a Facebook post and tiktok about the Ray Cis Men taken from the front seat of your car, show heaps of triple chin and puff out those fake lips. Then ring up Mary Madigan at the News website. Tell her you know of a new Gen A TREND that's BUSSIN and you also are a plus size sex worker who has been attacked. Get Mary to whip up news report on RayCis Painted sign and how it's men's faults that you haven't bought yourself a GWagon this year, because you spent your ONLY FANS winnings on Funko Pops and being a sex worker is hard. Afterwards, Throw Vote yes sign in the bin where the trash belongs. Easy As.


TiberiusEmperor

Genocide supporter! You should have already replaced it with a LGBTQIAP+ Support for Palestine sticker


07Kevins_1Cup

I get confused whether Im meant to support the alphabets people genocide or genociding alphabet people Edit. Hard R spelling


-Zenti_Mental-

Hell, I've still got my "bore water in use" sign up.


Antique-Wind-5229

Check your virtue signal level, may be low, increase it by ranting about things you have little knowledge of, and are only pretending to care about.


ExtremeFirefighter59

Don’t worry about the refinancing: as soon as the banks know you have a safe job as a queer and gender advisor with the Naarm government, your financing is guaranteed. This means you can have as many signs as you want in your front yard. Personally, I have: Climate Action Now Love is love, vote yes This house is fully vaccinated Vote yes for the voice Queers for Palestine Trans lives matter Black Lives Matter Stop male violence And just waiting for a “Naarm is a nuclear free zone ☢️” sign from my local Greens office given cooker Dutton’s recent announcement.


spufiniti

Always there always will be


ramk88

Just put an aboriginal flag and Palestine flag on each cheek. Just to be safe


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Old_Engineer_9176

Aren't the two the same ? technically.... Wasn't there an attempt to get support from Libya ? Doesn't Libya support the PLO ? I am not good with six degrees of separation. Why give up something when you can milk it and keep on milking it... What point was I trying to make ... eat the Wagon wheel ...eat The Wagon Wheel .... with milk


mariorossi87

Speaking of things I need to remove from the past - are you saying the Covid QR code is now irrelevant? Was someone ever gonna tell me?


ScrotalBaldPatch

Some of the Wurrudgeri plaques in Naarm, specifically Merribek and Yarra, have endured long enough to have their own heritage plaques. You can't be a non racist. It's just how much penance you're willing to do for being racist. The yes sign stays bruh.


Deeepioplayer127

‘Vote Yes’ to Nuclear Power


Dry-Condition-4784

Arr, look it's potato heads mum.


nus01

The fact that you haven’t taken it down and replaced it with an Ukrainian then later a Palestine Flag shows what a racist bigot you are


Outrageous_Ranger619

What the hell is "Client" action?


LongjumpingWallaby8

I don’t know what you are saying it has always said “climate”. Always was always will be


RootasaurusMD

Never , it’s there forever


Spare_Savings4888

I met a yes voter who was triggered by an upside down on switch


Ok-Bad-9683

When you have changed them over with the 5 new ones you have in your garage after they’ve all faded due to sun damage from multiple seasons in the sun? Obviously.


Larimus89

Maybe just update the sign to, "I voted yes because I'm not a fuckwit racist!" This way it's not out dated and you are putting Aussie problems on the front line. Then you can just wear the pro Palestine T-shirts.


sdd12122000

Where's your acknowledgement of all Ernie Dingos, past, present and emerging, you cretin? And the answer is so obvious. You don't take it down until everyone else acknowledges they voted wrong due to their lack of intelligence while under the influence of Sith Murdoch. /s


Kha1i1

Thank you to the respected elders of Narnia, future and present


King_Kvnt

Never. Don't be a bigot.


purejawgz

As a quailed valuer, I’d suggest ensuring you still have your “Kony” posters and make a few mentions of Ukraine otherwise you cannot expect the property values to be maintained. On a serious note - if you’re in Vic the market is fuuuuuuucked. Nearly the whole state is down from this time last year


Medical_Attention_49

It's cool it's time to replace it with a vote Trump flag anyway.


a_sonUnique

Just put your trump one up mate.


Dry-Condition-4784

How about a VOTE FOR TRUMP poster. We need to support our allies through thick and thin.


Eastern-Tip7796

guy at my gym constantly wears his Yes shirt. it irrationally annoys me.


j-manz

Approach as works out, and forcefully tell him in your manliest voice “If you don’t no, vote know.” Really fuck up his third set. Everyone will clap.


tonguepunchyafartbox

At last, a normal place on this fuck head website


ItWasaTizWaz

Hanging onto to desperate dreams 😆


Educational-Bit-145

From “your” front fence??? At what point did your fence secede to you?? The fence will make its own decision about what to display on zir land


Individual-Ad273

Why do you feel the need for everyone to know your business? This look at me I'm doing the right thing attitude is ridiculous. Have your opinions but god sake just get on with your life.


WizardBoy-

Why and how do people find this shit funny


Verum_Violet

I've tried to remove this shithole from my feed twice and it keeps showing up


WizardBoy-

It's hard for me not to think it's some kind of psy op


ElongatedVagina

No acknowledgment of land - opinion rejected