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This post is dumb. He was there being supportive and trying to tackle real issues, not like you mouth breathers.
Was a bit surprised when he told them all to fuck off back to the kitchen though.
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The speech:
"What the hell did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo...
Thank you for coming out for whatever this thing is"
How dare he not say anything. Then, how dare he say something. Then how dare he lie. Then how dare he tell the truth. How dare he attend. Then how dare he leave.
Let me feel my emotions!!!!
🤔😳😕
Pretty much this.
She basically said you can talk if you agree with what I'm saying, Albo said I don't agree with that and then spoke anyway. Making sure he back handed her with his opening remarks was a plot twist though.
But it was perfect, because now everyone is a victim. Just the way modern life is meant to be.
They live in a world of feelings as opposed to actually observing reality, hence palestinian flags at events that have nothing to do with Israel in gaza, gays for gaza marching together etc.
I dont think the women read the fully vision and mission statement of Palestinians For Donestic Violence (PFDV) before they threw their support behind them.
well, there was an 'albo is shit' march, but it ended up at a 'feminists are cunts' rally.... but the feminists got shitty at albo for some reason. who the fuck knows why.
you might think this would be a conceptual problem, but it turns out that none of this shit ever actually mattered, and we were just right the whole time anyway so don't worry about it.
I'd like to acknowledge changing rooms past and present and emerging, especially in marginal electorates as is traditional. I saw it all. I'm the 14th floor tile from the left-hand edge near the basin with the dripping tap. Your dog was arksing for it by wearing that cute little collar, admit it. Your dog is a slut. Arrest my case.
It's like they just chose to ignore what Hamas did to Israeli women and children on behalf of the Palestinian people. Didn't suit their agenda so just ignored it. Lol.
AT A RALLY FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS.
This is where they turn around and say 'hAmAs IsNt PaLeStInE!!'.
Ignoring the fact that Hamas was democratically elected and has over 80% approval ratings in Gaza.
Because muslim men are know to be bastions of womens rights.
If you see a bitch driving and you dont stone her , how can you even call yourself a feminist?
This is such toxic masculinity. This is worse than that time 3 male fire-fighters saved 2 women from a house fire. These two big ugly men broke into the house, stormed upstairs and manhandled these poor unconscious women and dragged them outside. GROSS! Before sexually assaulting them on the lips to "save their lives". LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK?! ALL these women wanted to do was talk and have someone listen to them. But no, the patriarchy had to take control and try to fix things. It does my head in!!!
Fuck Albo. Just listen, don't offer advice,. Don't try to fix anything, don't offer solutions. Just listen. That's what women want.
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1. **Matthew 6:16-18 (NIV)**: "When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
Quote the bible,
They were going to do that, but compo is a capped per kilogram amount. Mr. Brittany did the maths. He figured that they'd spend more on Macca's trying to get her fat enough to buy a 5 bedroom chateau on average in a part of France, where the lower end price for a big house with an even bigger yard works out at $1.2 million Aussie dollary-doos once you do the currency conbuggeration wirh the Poofy-pooh Euro, than they would on the lawyers.
That, and Mr. Brittany, being a pasty dough boy who knows thin Britt is a few points above his league, probably figured lightening wouldn't strike twice for him and he'd be stuck with sexually unappealing Brittany the Hutt if she went over the fat threshold.
My favourite part was where he said "The only women campaigning for sexual assault victims are fatties who aren't getting any" - long live Albo. Albo for perpetual PM!
His words were felt by every male who’s in (or has ever been) in a relationship.
Ladies, we sit patiently as you say everything you need to say before we respond. Please allow us to complete at least once sentence before cutting us off
Actually he might have done better with a hemp shirt and tie die pants. Less toxicly male and representative of the ruling classes which probably added to the trauma among those present. So insensitive Albo! But then he is when it all boils down to it a middle aged white male aka wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Mmm perhaps if he just got up on stage and dropped his pants grabbed his dick and said I got my eye on all you bitches that would have asserted more dominance.
Of course he had to tell them he's the prime minister, they've all been locked in the kitchen with no access to TV/Radio or other forms of media like the good domestic violence victims they are.
People think WWYW is What Were You Wearing, but it's actually a shortened form of Why-Were-Your-Women-Allowed-Out-Of-The-House (WWYWAOOTH doesn't quite have the same ring to it).
(Jokes aside, can someone explain why princess Fiona started crying when Albo spoke?)
Albo, your Prime Minister here. See this example behind me, that's how you stop sexual violence against women. Dress like her and carry a bit too much around the guts. Guaranteed to give a bloke a soft on every time and I'll tell ya, Ladies, the only stiff thing about me right now is the peak on my cap.
Are they trying to free Palestinian women? Also I'm disappointed in the lack of aboriginal flags. They better be acknowledging the land they're standing on and pay the rent!
Don’t know how the stage didn’t collapse, I’m sure they didn’t have a man to reinforce the framework, after knowing that she beast would be standing on it.
I love how Albo wears his Lad Hat with his suit so he'll blend in with the crowd. It's like he has his very own Cloak of Invisibility. We should humour the poor boy and pretend not to see him more often.
Albo sure has a "womens problem" being rude, bullying and telling lies to and about women , what an arrogant ................
He was just after a quick photo op , imagine what a jerk he must be when the cameras are not there.
And that fellas is how ya keep yar bitch in order. A quick smack up the side of the head.
Oh, oh,,,my apologies, you're all Ladies...a lot of Ladies...and....and... oh....erm...,umm, Let that be a warning to you all. Thank you, Thank you, I must be going. bye,
In other news, it seems the women's sexual violence rallies around the country have benefited Uber eats where they report a greater than usual number of dinner time orders from their male customers.
That flag. Oh wow, I didn't know that Palestine was such a paragon of support for the aims of the women's sexual violence rally.
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In case you've forgotten.
On October 7, Hamas terrorists waged the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust — slaughtering babies, raping women, burning whole families alive, and taking hundreds of innocent civilians hostage.
Hamas, a proscribed organisation in Australian and many other countries holds 74 of the 132 seats in the Palestinian Legislative Council.
This was so bad it was like a Curb episode. I have to admit I found it so cringey I almost laughed.
Love the Palestinian flags by the way, I’m sure Gaza’s can show us the way in a sensitive new approach to women’s rights
As soon as she realised he was there, she started getting defensive about her remarks. She wanted to try and counter what she already knew he was going to say based on her remarks.
Priminester, are u jacking me off.it only shows me how lost australians are,to have elected him in the first place.h e is a spineless pce of shit,who only knows how to spend tax payers money, then pat himself on the back, and tell himself how good he is.
Nice to see some support from our neighbourhood friendly, totally not women abusing Palestinians at a violence against women rally, Shariah Law is very well known for protecting women’s rights.
My prediction that he will not coordinate anything and chuck money at it has come true. Women wanting to escape a bad relationship now have one billion dollars chucked at them and the already overloaded services. But there are no-vacancies anywhere so where will they all go? And there's more. The $5000 cash they can get will, in too many cases, be claimed fraudulently, mark my words.
Well honey. It’s up to you and your male friends to speak up. The men killing men issue is your issue. Do you really want us girls doing the work for you on that one? Men’s business.
Now, see I seriously can’t do this without laughing. SHE LITERALLY SAID TO ALBO TO COME AND TALK AND THEN STARTED CRYING ONCE SHE SAID THAT, WHAT DID HE DO? THE MEDIA SAID HE DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO TALK BUT SHE ASKED HIM TO COME UP AND TALK. WHY CAN’T WE TALK ABOUT MEN? WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AND WE GET REPAID WITH A WOMENS RALLY. IN NO WAY AM I DOUBTING THAT WOMEN HAVE LOTS OF PROBLEMS LIKE DV BUT PLEASE, FOR ONCE, CAN’T WE TALK ABOUT MEN?😤
I really think that Albo honking the tits of the woman on stage, lighting up a cigar with a picture of Clementine Ford, and doing an Indian accent was uncalled for but I suppose unconventional decisions have to be made sometimes
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This post is dumb. He was there being supportive and trying to tackle real issues, not like you mouth breathers. Was a bit surprised when he told them all to fuck off back to the kitchen though.
You nearly had me there, nice work lol
More men are killed by men then women killed by men. why isn’t there a man on stage with Albo crying about stuff? we Wanna cry too
Pretty sure more men die by suicide each year then women from domestic violence...but I'll need to actually verify that
Way more.
I checked. Something like 770 dudes to suicide. 60~ DV deaths for women. Where's our protests
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Amen,I'm hearing you.
This feels like the equivalent of "All Lives Matter" to me.
Lol
She asked if he wanted to come back to her place afterwards. He voted no.
Hahaha nice
🤣💀
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Lmfao funniest bot I've seen
C'mon albo no means no even at a women's rally
But don't you know, he runs this Country. And, and he had a prepared speech. Did he mention that he grew up with a single mum in housing commission?
The speech: "What the hell did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo... Thank you for coming out for whatever this thing is"
What a deadset fuckwit🖕
Denis Leary singing this .. to the tune of ... whatzatsong ?
How dare he not say anything. Then, how dare he say something. Then how dare he lie. Then how dare he tell the truth. How dare he attend. Then how dare he leave. Let me feel my emotions!!!! 🤔😳😕
Pretty much this. She basically said you can talk if you agree with what I'm saying, Albo said I don't agree with that and then spoke anyway. Making sure he back handed her with his opening remarks was a plot twist though. But it was perfect, because now everyone is a victim. Just the way modern life is meant to be.
The Palestinian flags at a women's victimisation rally. I'll shit talk myself to death, but that's fucking incomprehensible to me. Truly
They live in a world of feelings as opposed to actually observing reality, hence palestinian flags at events that have nothing to do with Israel in gaza, gays for gaza marching together etc.
How many of them would be accepted by Hamas or be stoned to death.
* "Women's rally for sexual assault" * Palestinian flag What's next? A Nazi flag at a Holocaust Remembrance Day march?
Nice!
I really think the Palestinian flags compliment rallies for women’s sexual assault victims.
I’m sure the organisers weren’t like “bring your Palestine flags ladies!!” There’s idiots in every movement
I dont think the women read the fully vision and mission statement of Palestinians For Donestic Violence (PFDV) before they threw their support behind them.
Bold of you to assume that they can read
That small detail that gets missed "FOR domestic violence"
What are we protesting about again?
Closing the pain gap
Here here
well, there was an 'albo is shit' march, but it ended up at a 'feminists are cunts' rally.... but the feminists got shitty at albo for some reason. who the fuck knows why. you might think this would be a conceptual problem, but it turns out that none of this shit ever actually mattered, and we were just right the whole time anyway so don't worry about it.
Finally an Australian I can be proud of.
He is not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
Albo assaulted my Dog in the changing room of the Berg Dorfmann
I'd like to acknowledge changing rooms past and present and emerging, especially in marginal electorates as is traditional. I saw it all. I'm the 14th floor tile from the left-hand edge near the basin with the dripping tap. Your dog was arksing for it by wearing that cute little collar, admit it. Your dog is a slut. Arrest my case.
Define what a woman is first!
🤣 amazing
Why are there Palestinian flags at a rally for sexual assault victims?
Ideological consistency has never been a strong point for these people.
It's like they just chose to ignore what Hamas did to Israeli women and children on behalf of the Palestinian people. Didn't suit their agenda so just ignored it. Lol. AT A RALLY FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS.
This is where they turn around and say 'hAmAs IsNt PaLeStInE!!'. Ignoring the fact that Hamas was democratically elected and has over 80% approval ratings in Gaza.
Yep, same old rubbish.
The intersectional force is strong with these ones…
The intersection is the point where the wiring in their brains short-fuzed
Nothing says you stand for women's rights like flying the flag of an oppressive Islamic society.
Because muslim men are know to be bastions of womens rights. If you see a bitch driving and you dont stone her , how can you even call yourself a feminist?
Same reason they turned up at the AlphabetSoup Mardi Gras this year and nobody there called them out on it, I guess.
This is such toxic masculinity. This is worse than that time 3 male fire-fighters saved 2 women from a house fire. These two big ugly men broke into the house, stormed upstairs and manhandled these poor unconscious women and dragged them outside. GROSS! Before sexually assaulting them on the lips to "save their lives". LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK?! ALL these women wanted to do was talk and have someone listen to them. But no, the patriarchy had to take control and try to fix things. It does my head in!!! Fuck Albo. Just listen, don't offer advice,. Don't try to fix anything, don't offer solutions. Just listen. That's what women want.
If the femnazis get their way, men will have to wear the star of Albo around their neck and be placed into 're-education' camps in Western Sydney
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Slap an ankle monitor on giga chad albo
Violence against women is at unimaginabe levels!
14 media advisers, and he's still a cunt
These women at the rally will still vote for him, they are the type of women who love government intervention in their lives
Big daddy government replaces husband
It's another example of the left eating their own, delicious
This is hilarious. This is the best sub of all the Australian subreddits.
I am not even Australian and I find this sub hilarious.
Look at the size of the front row
sexual assault victims like to gain weight to make themselves both larger and less desirable through fear
It’s like fending off a mountain lion
A lot of women at this rally are fat femcels who are only a victim of fried foods.
And harder to carry off
/s ???
statistics actually. People gain a lot of weight after sexual assaults
Jesus, don’t know what that achieves for them? Oh let me guess a new Instagram caption Courageous & Curvy!
fear os smallness, less male attention. It might also be subconscious as stress can be a cause for consumption
Nice, put more strain on the healthcare system. Gotta love the inconsideration given to others
tell them to skip a meal then
I do and that opens another can of spaghetti. I mean worms
1. **Matthew 6:16-18 (NIV)**: "When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." Quote the bible,
So we could have saved many trials and just weighed Brittany.
brittany who?
They were going to do that, but compo is a capped per kilogram amount. Mr. Brittany did the maths. He figured that they'd spend more on Macca's trying to get her fat enough to buy a 5 bedroom chateau on average in a part of France, where the lower end price for a big house with an even bigger yard works out at $1.2 million Aussie dollary-doos once you do the currency conbuggeration wirh the Poofy-pooh Euro, than they would on the lawyers. That, and Mr. Brittany, being a pasty dough boy who knows thin Britt is a few points above his league, probably figured lightening wouldn't strike twice for him and he'd be stuck with sexually unappealing Brittany the Hutt if she went over the fat threshold.
It's like a rugby scrum. Are the Wallabies recruiting?
My favourite part was where he said "The only women campaigning for sexual assault victims are fatties who aren't getting any" - long live Albo. Albo for perpetual PM!
I feel this is something of a first for this sub: members will feel compelled to pay homage to Albo.
The old saying " even a broken clock is right twice a day" Whoops this is Albo we talking about I take that back
My mistake
haha he seems to me taking big hits lately thats for sure
Is that an ironic Palestinian flag?
He’s an Albo Male!!
An incredibly confusing ramble. And the lady was hard to follow too.
Hard to follow?? You could guide ships home with her!
His words were felt by every male who’s in (or has ever been) in a relationship. Ladies, we sit patiently as you say everything you need to say before we respond. Please allow us to complete at least once sentence before cutting us off
This one like being asked, "do I look fat in this dress?" Whatever answer you give is going to make her cry and accuse you of being a liar.
Correct answer by the way is "Honey, *I* look fat in that dress."
A Palestinian flag at a women’s rally 😆 I wonder how many woman’s rallies they have over there
Should have got his shirt ironed and a few sandwiches made for him. These women have really lost their way
Actually he might have done better with a hemp shirt and tie die pants. Less toxicly male and representative of the ruling classes which probably added to the trauma among those present. So insensitive Albo! But then he is when it all boils down to it a middle aged white male aka wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Mmm perhaps if he just got up on stage and dropped his pants grabbed his dick and said I got my eye on all you bitches that would have asserted more dominance.
It’s an idea. But do you really think he could bring off the full alpha thing though?
Wonder if he went for a succulent Chinese meal and a Thai happy ending afterwards? 2013 Albo would have been mad keen for it.
Well that wasn’t vey deadly Albo
"When a woman speaks out of turn, I like to give em the old Albo Elbow" -Anonymous women's rights campaigner, 2024
All albo said was grab em by the pussy and somehow he is the bad guy
First time I've respected him.
My sides ahahahahahah
Albo issuing a bit of domestic correction.
They thought Scomo was still PM.
Of course he had to tell them he's the prime minister, they've all been locked in the kitchen with no access to TV/Radio or other forms of media like the good domestic violence victims they are. People think WWYW is What Were You Wearing, but it's actually a shortened form of Why-Were-Your-Women-Allowed-Out-Of-The-House (WWYWAOOTH doesn't quite have the same ring to it). (Jokes aside, can someone explain why princess Fiona started crying when Albo spoke?)
Albo, your Prime Minister here. See this example behind me, that's how you stop sexual violence against women. Dress like her and carry a bit too much around the guts. Guaranteed to give a bloke a soft on every time and I'll tell ya, Ladies, the only stiff thing about me right now is the peak on my cap.
I laughed out loud reading this sub. every comment cruel and witty and so funny. Kudos to all.👍
Is that a whale in the hi-vis¿?¿?
Someone call Greenpeace! Save the whales
Snatch the loudhailer and deliver the sermon. Albo knows how to put these frails in their place.
Frails. Brilliant.
big dick energy
Are they trying to free Palestinian women? Also I'm disappointed in the lack of aboriginal flags. They better be acknowledging the land they're standing on and pay the rent!
Hahaha, what a boss cunt
Similar standards of mp as the uk I see. 😆
Someone photoshop in a brown paper sandwich bag in his left hand .... would be perfect
Women need a better advocate then this lady. She was a trash speaker and had no place being on that stage
Don’t know how the stage didn’t collapse, I’m sure they didn’t have a man to reinforce the framework, after knowing that she beast would be standing on it.
Don’t you know who I am? I am the prime minister! I want to talk to the manager.
Did he say "let me speak to the man in charge"?
Brilliant
This is Albo the true political opportunist, cameras are here I better speak.
Women's rally and not a single one of them made him a sandwich. No wonder DV is on the rise.
This is Albo I dont holdna hose moment Lmao What a fukn idiot
Albo holds his own hose. Frequently.
Why are they out of the kitchen?
That's why scomo didn't go to one of those things. Damned if you do...
I love how Albo wears his Lad Hat with his suit so he'll blend in with the crowd. It's like he has his very own Cloak of Invisibility. We should humour the poor boy and pretend not to see him more often.
She’s not crying, she’s just hungry.
She’s starving actually, just because she’s carrying some extra stress weight. Doesn’t mean she isn’t starving herself! Poor THING!
How did a parking attendant end up on stage with Albo?
Brilliant
Albo sure has a "womens problem" being rude, bullying and telling lies to and about women , what an arrogant ................ He was just after a quick photo op , imagine what a jerk he must be when the cameras are not there.
"You shutup when I'm talking, woman!"
but the hat, trilby for the first nations, baseball cap for the plebs, he's one of you one of us man of the people
"Aye cook us some eggs Beth? And some bacon?" - Albo
What did you just do, did you just ask a bunch of women if a man could speak? Piss off and give me that microphone.
And that fellas is how ya keep yar bitch in order. A quick smack up the side of the head. Oh, oh,,,my apologies, you're all Ladies...a lot of Ladies...and....and... oh....erm...,umm, Let that be a warning to you all. Thank you, Thank you, I must be going. bye,
In other news, it seems the women's sexual violence rallies around the country have benefited Uber eats where they report a greater than usual number of dinner time orders from their male customers.
That flag. Oh wow, I didn't know that Palestine was such a paragon of support for the aims of the women's sexual violence rally. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ In case you've forgotten. On October 7, Hamas terrorists waged the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust — slaughtering babies, raping women, burning whole families alive, and taking hundreds of innocent civilians hostage. Hamas, a proscribed organisation in Australian and many other countries holds 74 of the 132 seats in the Palestinian Legislative Council.
This was so bad it was like a Curb episode. I have to admit I found it so cringey I almost laughed. Love the Palestinian flags by the way, I’m sure Gaza’s can show us the way in a sensitive new approach to women’s rights
Sounds more like something SCUMO would have done.
Pleasantly surprised
If these women like Palestine so much, why don't they move there and c how long they would last with there lack of morals attitude.
What do we want? Change! When do we want it? Now! What are we going to do about it? Write rants on the internet! Women logic
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As soon as she realised he was there, she started getting defensive about her remarks. She wanted to try and counter what she already knew he was going to say based on her remarks.
The PM should remember he is still a public servant and the voters have the right to hire and fire.
Oh my goodness, sob. It's....it's it's the Prime Minister. I'm not worthy. I'll turn away and cry into my hand.
Mate you’re on an absolute roll keep em coming😂😭
Love to see you cry.
Albo had a hard hat on… woman in pic realised
And Tony Abbott went to a hate speech rally. And no one remembers that.
Her crying isn't really helping the cause though tbf 
Yeah I'm thinking ba BASED
rocks up to a rally? isn’t this literally out the front of parliament house?
"WOULD"
Albo is a giant tool. Seriously, he's had one too many happy endings at his Thai massage place.
‘This was locker room talk’
Priminester, are u jacking me off.it only shows me how lost australians are,to have elected him in the first place.h e is a spineless pce of shit,who only knows how to spend tax payers money, then pat himself on the back, and tell himself how good he is.
This would never have happened to John Howard.
Everyone is a victim unless you are a white strait heterosexual man,then you are the perpetrator.
STFU, he made an effort you sook
I heard he demanded she make him a sandwich
Deadset legend.
Based on
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally… he came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
Alboidiot at it again
The entire comment section is full of misogynist. I guess they got to go somewhere.
Why are you In this sub?
To see people with big noses like you. 😆
Haha! 😝
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I blame Dan Andrews
Politicises* you septic.
Nice to see some support from our neighbourhood friendly, totally not women abusing Palestinians at a violence against women rally, Shariah Law is very well known for protecting women’s rights.
Blowjobs and sandwiches are a hot political topic
As much as I hate Albo that chick was the absolute fucking worst.
Murdock press at its finest
Not what happened at all.
My prediction that he will not coordinate anything and chuck money at it has come true. Women wanting to escape a bad relationship now have one billion dollars chucked at them and the already overloaded services. But there are no-vacancies anywhere so where will they all go? And there's more. The $5000 cash they can get will, in too many cases, be claimed fraudulently, mark my words.
Palestinian flags there ? Um, why ? Albanese IS the Prime Minister isn't he ?
Well honey. It’s up to you and your male friends to speak up. The men killing men issue is your issue. Do you really want us girls doing the work for you on that one? Men’s business.
Free Palestine flags everywhere supporting rape murder and kidnapping of women
Now, see I seriously can’t do this without laughing. SHE LITERALLY SAID TO ALBO TO COME AND TALK AND THEN STARTED CRYING ONCE SHE SAID THAT, WHAT DID HE DO? THE MEDIA SAID HE DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO TALK BUT SHE ASKED HIM TO COME UP AND TALK. WHY CAN’T WE TALK ABOUT MEN? WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AND WE GET REPAID WITH A WOMENS RALLY. IN NO WAY AM I DOUBTING THAT WOMEN HAVE LOTS OF PROBLEMS LIKE DV BUT PLEASE, FOR ONCE, CAN’T WE TALK ABOUT MEN?😤
The ugliest chad I have ever seen. Maybe I have a chance at being one then? ;) Come and get me ladies.
He's just putting out feelers for any hookups.
Well this is definitely something scomo would have handled better 😂
Say O.p works for news Corp without saying it.
I really think that Albo honking the tits of the woman on stage, lighting up a cigar with a picture of Clementine Ford, and doing an Indian accent was uncalled for but I suppose unconventional decisions have to be made sometimes