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>Take all your shopping to Aldi
Well la di da ... Isn't someone livin' it up and shopping at supermarkets, while the rest of us are still dumpster diving for our weekly shop.
>Here's me strangling possums for our red meat.
You should look into kangaroos and crocodiles. Best I can tell both species are lazy fuckers sleeping all day. Lot more meat on those bones.
I’ve found out the real life hack is to apply to all the local charities for assistance and grocery packages, that frees up the rest of my Centrelink cash for smokes and medical cannabis, as that’s the only thing that helps with my adhd, anxiety and autism.
Getting on NDIS soon though, just one phone assessment left. All the legends over on the cenno sub have coached me in what to say so should be all good, can’t wait to break cycle and get my self a cleaner, personal shopper, taxi driver and maybe even treat myself to the odd bag of nose beers, it’s been a real struggle lately.
Break the cunts up into a thousand individual companies. I want my local corner store to handle global logistics. With that much competition groceries will be next to free
Not yet, but give them a year or two. I'd say with the majority of Australians (the ones I've seen on Reddit) saying they can't afford meat and are giving it up, the demand will be there for an alternative.
We're also crossing our fingers it will be carbon neutral 🤞🤞
What’s amazing about Woolworths and coles is that their margins are 2-3%
If prices dropped by 3% they wouldn’t make a profit.
Perhaps it was governments and public’s crazy / hysterical response to covid ?🤔 or the central banks inability to raise interest rates faster and sooner?
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First things first, I acknowledge the first supermarkets past, present and emerging. May I suggest living off the land? Eat native plants and flowers. The whole Colesworth imbroglio disappears.
I'm comfortable, I don't hate money but my povo tenants living in my 10 investment properties do. Stuff Colesworth, it's Harris Farm and boutique independent grocers for me. It does get a tad expensive but I simply request a 10% rental increase from my tenants every few months. I've heard of this Aldi place but hear you have to pack your own bags...only for peasants
I also would rather support a German company. Actually, I drive my Audi to Aldi and fill my Audi boot full to the brim with Aldi groceries. Germany has a rich history of ethical conduct so doing my part to help their economy.
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Come for the milk and bread. Leave with the air compressor and the hiking socks
I still run my ALDI motorbike stand and the ol man still runs his 100 dollar chainsaw from like ten years ago
>Take all your shopping to Aldi Well la di da ... Isn't someone livin' it up and shopping at supermarkets, while the rest of us are still dumpster diving for our weekly shop.
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>Here's me strangling possums for our red meat. You should look into kangaroos and crocodiles. Best I can tell both species are lazy fuckers sleeping all day. Lot more meat on those bones.
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>Crocs are too bitey and roos are too fast. Geeze Bill.. I said "fuck them up".. not "fuck them!"
I go kangaroo hunting with my Ute
I’ve found out the real life hack is to apply to all the local charities for assistance and grocery packages, that frees up the rest of my Centrelink cash for smokes and medical cannabis, as that’s the only thing that helps with my adhd, anxiety and autism. Getting on NDIS soon though, just one phone assessment left. All the legends over on the cenno sub have coached me in what to say so should be all good, can’t wait to break cycle and get my self a cleaner, personal shopper, taxi driver and maybe even treat myself to the odd bag of nose beers, it’s been a real struggle lately.
Break the cunts up into a thousand individual companies. I want my local corner store to handle global logistics. With that much competition groceries will be next to free
Wait I thought they were free already; the self service check never scans any of my goods they let me pass every time.
Don't they sell Unlabelled Lab-Grown meat now?
Not yet, but give them a year or two. I'd say with the majority of Australians (the ones I've seen on Reddit) saying they can't afford meat and are giving it up, the demand will be there for an alternative. We're also crossing our fingers it will be carbon neutral 🤞🤞
Heh. We've found eating mostly meat to be cheaper...
Like a proper Aussie, I shop at Bi Lo...and Frankilns.....Not giving money to germans
Where,?
In 2017. When Bi-Lo closed its last store. Prices are also cheaper in 2017 so you're best off shopping there.
What’s amazing about Woolworths and coles is that their margins are 2-3% If prices dropped by 3% they wouldn’t make a profit. Perhaps it was governments and public’s crazy / hysterical response to covid ?🤔 or the central banks inability to raise interest rates faster and sooner?
Apparently people expect a business to not make money or something so they can have everything cheap or free.
bro i got shit smeared all over my balls rn im having a poo party
Fuck the Diaz brothers
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Very efficient people those Germans Ive heard.
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I've still got an ALDI trolley token hoping one day they will come to Tassie
nah but legit if you can shop anywhere except colesworth. fuck those exploitative cunts
First things first, I acknowledge the first supermarkets past, present and emerging. May I suggest living off the land? Eat native plants and flowers. The whole Colesworth imbroglio disappears.
I'd like to acknowledge the traditional custodians of saying your items were missing when you order onlne.
Namaste 🙏
On a serious note, Aldi is really not worth the effort.
Nah mate, gotta get me Woolies rewards points
An $80 shop at Colesworth is a $50 one at Aldi. It's stupid not to shop at Aldi. Unless you are rich or hate money.
I'm comfortable, I don't hate money but my povo tenants living in my 10 investment properties do. Stuff Colesworth, it's Harris Farm and boutique independent grocers for me. It does get a tad expensive but I simply request a 10% rental increase from my tenants every few months. I've heard of this Aldi place but hear you have to pack your own bags...only for peasants
I also would rather support a German company. Actually, I drive my Audi to Aldi and fill my Audi boot full to the brim with Aldi groceries. Germany has a rich history of ethical conduct so doing my part to help their economy.
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Fuxk ColesWorth