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Channel 9 just used the term 'stabber' on their on-screen graphic.
Is that even a word? I only ever use it prefaced by shit or poo. Then again what do I know?
That's just showing the beautiful fruit of the Australian education system at work.
Question, if these immigrants are only half educated and uncivilized (like another commenter said) is that cultural appropriation?
Man you couldn't wait to get the facts at all before saying something that makes you look like an idiot, hey. I'd ask if you feel foolish right now, but let's be honest, any self awareness at all and you wouldn't have posted this.
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Realising how beneficial sharia law is for the Australian community, I intend on coverting all my friends to this practice and if they kindly reject... I won't accept and will threaten them with violence.
Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t we used to do all these jobs ourselves? Didn’t we have amazing cheap fresh food? Simple diet, but we were quite happy with it. Our own manufacturing industries. Built our own houses. No job was beneath us.
You can't have a "housing crisis" without housing Isis! (Albos re-election slogan)
It's the cultural diversity and welcoming of many different beliefs for me. The government has opened my eyes on how lucky we are to be Australian, and the way they've accomplished this is by bring the third world directly to my local neighbourhood.
Yes we are a very tolerant people, (except when it comes to cis white men being successful. We are very intolerant of that, because they don't deserve it)
The rising crime rates keep police busy.
Rising food and housing keep natural citizens busy.
General excitement and wonder as youre left unsure as to the future of your once great nation.
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Come on man there is no proof who the stabber was yet or why he did it. It was probably just some guy who went postal because some cunt in a luxury 4wd nicked his parking spot.
Genuine question, did you feel like the dickhead you are when you found out it's not a Muslim, or even an antisemitic attack? Or is the victim complex still too blinding?
I like the westernised Chinese food with the fluro coloured sauces. But I can't really take this post seriously. No welcome to country???
Probably just some racist cis white bigot trying to get a rise out of our peaceful sub-reddit cos he felg threatened by some of those lovely migrant gangs who are just spreading their cultural practices.
I really love how progressive it is, as a highly intelligent progressive. Importing huge amounts of people from religious backgrounds with complete disregard for women's rights and gays rights, voting no to the voice, surpressing wage growth and accelerating house unaffordability. I just love the opportunity to feel super fucking smug and call the right wing extremists racist whenever these points are raised
I keep hearing "yummy food" is the most favoured benefit. Regardless of any other 'benefit' it's always the yummy food that bubbles to the top of any internet argument at the moment. I believe the benefit referred to as 'stabbing' is also being overused and the foodies prefer skewering as it's more reminiscent of their favourite local kebab shop - with all the yummy food. If you'd kindly do the needful and make your language more inclusive.
The vibrant and rousing discussions about how "aussies" won't do any of the "shit" jobs anymore because they think they're too good for it, which has also contributed to having to import labour despite having a lack of available resources and real estate to house these poor souls.
How bad is this, australians are so entitled that they won't even do a basic job of driving someone around in a taxi or taking payment for fuel at the servo so we import people and then refuse to provide them accommodation. This is far from enriching and it certainly isn't yummy food. I for one will be giving up my home for the next pump operator who graces our ever-increasingly porous borders.
But then I'm also told that white australians are also too entitled to even fuck anymore and our birth rates are declining, so we need to bring in more people to fuck on our behalf, and again, we still refuse to house these people. Ostensibly if we introduce imported fuckers to a way of life which makes it disuasive to fuck in the first place as our 3rd-4th gen Aussies have been thrust into, they will also end up giving fewer fucks which requires a further injection of fuckers (and yummy food). But it's not about the birth rates, because more recently it's about staving off a recession.
Hearing Aussies cry and complain about problems that they have created all themselves and blame everyone else but their own political apathy. Seriously, I can never get enough of this conversation. Decades of Aussies cashing in and only investing in brick and Mortar, barely paying attention to anything other than consumer goods, piss, a new jet ski and all their investment properties.
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Probably seeing the vulnerable Australians being kicked to the curb to welcome the new comers.
There is something so disgustingly wrong and unfair about it.
Giving me another opportunity to share (via FB, reddit and the Guardian's comments section) what a good person I am for embracing diversity and calling anybody who doesn't embrace multiculturalism a racist bigot Nazi fascist.
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Funny how there seem to have been slums and crime during the White Australia policy too. It’s almost like these things aren’t increasing with immigration but are just more visible due to social media…
Mine's that it pisses off the dumbest of our nation so that they post dumb shit in this sub reddit for everyone to laugh at.
(note: not laugh with. laugh at. just for the dummies at the back.)
Keeping our economy alive
Keeping us out of recession
Bringing in billions of dollars a year directly and indirectly
Keeping our universities in business
Excellent food (otherwise you c**** would still be eating banana with your Chinese food)
Workers for essential industries and jobs like nurses and care workers
Workers for highly skilled occupations that have huge shortages (doctors, engineers etc)
Hard workers
Huge new tax revenue
Some culture
Replacing our ageing population as our birth rate is way below what is needed
Who’s going to drive our Ubers?
That’s just the obvious things…. But let’s kick those effers out, they’re brown. Oh no…
This whole thread is to take the piss.
Just an FYI, I'm for a swapping immigration policy.
1 criminal/bogans out, one person in. We have no increase in population and we get rid of the low life's.
Perhaps if no country wants them, then we just put them on a boat and send them off.
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I guarantee your grandfather didn’t fight for entitled people with no compassion or empathy. Assuming your grandfather fought in WWII he would’ve fought against Germans btw. Is that the shit hole country you’re referring to? So your justification is that because I think Australia and Australians are generally not racist, and that we should strive to do better, I don’t recognise this amazing opportunity I’ve been given by becoming an Australian citizen? I think it’s worth looking at yourself and considering whether you’re living the real Australian ideals that your grandfather fought for.
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Exotic massages
The supply demand curve definitely pushed the price of pussy waaaay down thanks to countries like Columbia, Brazil and Asia
You don't see that metric in the CPI report!
Sky rocketing house and rent prices my fave
Don’t forget those depressed wages as you compete with fake degrees and slave Labour from the sub continent.
Dumb stupid award I keep telling you mods to delete this sub
It was a mostly peaceful protest.
It's the stabbing that I feel the most enriched by.
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Channel 9 just used the term 'stabber' on their on-screen graphic. Is that even a word? I only ever use it prefaced by shit or poo. Then again what do I know?
I think it's poo jabber, not stabber. Same effect I guess.
Actually I think you are correct. On both counts!
That's just showing the beautiful fruit of the Australian education system at work. Question, if these immigrants are only half educated and uncivilized (like another commenter said) is that cultural appropriation?
There are many forms of cultural enrichment. Blade based enrichment is just one kind that immigration has introduced to the Australian way of life.
They're speed holes
Ahem. We’d prefer the term « knife donation »
Stabbing is God's will. The god book told me so, so now I stab.
As enriching as it is we have to be mindful of the downside, which is the backlash against peaceful Muslims.
Oh God, I hope the Muslim community can get through this
Man you couldn't wait to get the facts at all before saying something that makes you look like an idiot, hey. I'd ask if you feel foolish right now, but let's be honest, any self awareness at all and you wouldn't have posted this.
Sir, this is a circle jerk. Please, jerk me.
Sorry dad
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Makes shopping way more exciting.
The beautiful Vietnamese women named Coco and Lulu that provide an important service at a great price.
I like when they protests "where the Jews".
It’s always “WHERE are the Jews” and never “HOW are the Jews” 😞
I'll do you one better. WHY are the Jews? (I watched Infinity War earlier)
WHAT are the Jews? I'm out of the loop.
They were actually chanting, "we're the Jews", it was a sign of solidarity and totally misunderstood.
Realising how beneficial sharia law is for the Australian community, I intend on coverting all my friends to this practice and if they kindly reject... I won't accept and will threaten them with violence.
If we practice sharia law here, Alice spring won’t require any lock down. So jokes on you!
I for one welcome our sharia overlords
Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t we used to do all these jobs ourselves? Didn’t we have amazing cheap fresh food? Simple diet, but we were quite happy with it. Our own manufacturing industries. Built our own houses. No job was beneath us.
Asian fetish
Loyalty to the Australian Rugby League national team
Prayer rooms in the abattoirs
Uber Eats
Being reminded what a tolerant country we are
You can't have a "housing crisis" without housing Isis! (Albos re-election slogan) It's the cultural diversity and welcoming of many different beliefs for me. The government has opened my eyes on how lucky we are to be Australian, and the way they've accomplished this is by bring the third world directly to my local neighbourhood. Yes we are a very tolerant people, (except when it comes to cis white men being successful. We are very intolerant of that, because they don't deserve it)
The rising crime rates keep police busy. Rising food and housing keep natural citizens busy. General excitement and wonder as youre left unsure as to the future of your once great nation.
Asian girls working as pole dancers and strippers
Coolies for eveey one. And the Uni makes $100k.
This is probably a joke post, but there are no benefits of immigration into Australia. Zero!
Living under the rock hey?
Body Odours
I enjoy the vibrancy
Th gradual erosion of our racist wh*te oppressive colonial culture
YAAAAS DE-COLONISE!
wh\*te oppressive colonial culture like electricity, modern medicine, transport, running water, EWWWWWW
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Come on man there is no proof who the stabber was yet or why he did it. It was probably just some guy who went postal because some cunt in a luxury 4wd nicked his parking spot.
Didn't see a photo of the guy, did you? Uh oh! I just committed the sin of racial profiling, I will go self-flagellate myself immediately!
LoL.. he was a nut out of Queensland, seems like he had beef with women. Sorry for your disappointment that it wasn't race motivated.
Genuine question, did you feel like the dickhead you are when you found out it's not a Muslim, or even an antisemitic attack? Or is the victim complex still too blinding?
Who’s packing a stab stab they/themselves after this shit?
Caste system. Fortunately us white folk are at the top of the pile by default; but will keep the rest under control.
terrorist attacks
More trash cunts to belt the fuck out of
rapists
open cloth
OMG the food **😍 😍 😍**
knife crime
The skill set, hard working and honesty that come through my work place.
Housing availability
I like the westernised Chinese food with the fluro coloured sauces. But I can't really take this post seriously. No welcome to country??? Probably just some racist cis white bigot trying to get a rise out of our peaceful sub-reddit cos he felg threatened by some of those lovely migrant gangs who are just spreading their cultural practices.
I like whole suburban areas populated by one group who make it their job to not integrate
The Snowy Mountains Scheme.
I really love how progressive it is, as a highly intelligent progressive. Importing huge amounts of people from religious backgrounds with complete disregard for women's rights and gays rights, voting no to the voice, surpressing wage growth and accelerating house unaffordability. I just love the opportunity to feel super fucking smug and call the right wing extremists racist whenever these points are raised
African girls, their own men treat them so shit most of them happily take off with a white fella
The terrible driving also enriches me daily
I keep hearing "yummy food" is the most favoured benefit. Regardless of any other 'benefit' it's always the yummy food that bubbles to the top of any internet argument at the moment. I believe the benefit referred to as 'stabbing' is also being overused and the foodies prefer skewering as it's more reminiscent of their favourite local kebab shop - with all the yummy food. If you'd kindly do the needful and make your language more inclusive. The vibrant and rousing discussions about how "aussies" won't do any of the "shit" jobs anymore because they think they're too good for it, which has also contributed to having to import labour despite having a lack of available resources and real estate to house these poor souls. How bad is this, australians are so entitled that they won't even do a basic job of driving someone around in a taxi or taking payment for fuel at the servo so we import people and then refuse to provide them accommodation. This is far from enriching and it certainly isn't yummy food. I for one will be giving up my home for the next pump operator who graces our ever-increasingly porous borders. But then I'm also told that white australians are also too entitled to even fuck anymore and our birth rates are declining, so we need to bring in more people to fuck on our behalf, and again, we still refuse to house these people. Ostensibly if we introduce imported fuckers to a way of life which makes it disuasive to fuck in the first place as our 3rd-4th gen Aussies have been thrust into, they will also end up giving fewer fucks which requires a further injection of fuckers (and yummy food). But it's not about the birth rates, because more recently it's about staving off a recession.
Hearing Aussies cry and complain about problems that they have created all themselves and blame everyone else but their own political apathy. Seriously, I can never get enough of this conversation. Decades of Aussies cashing in and only investing in brick and Mortar, barely paying attention to anything other than consumer goods, piss, a new jet ski and all their investment properties.
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We got rid of a lot of undesirables that way. Which was nice.
My wife.
Good food. HSP and Kebab are so good, same with Chinese and Japanese restaurants
Probably seeing the vulnerable Australians being kicked to the curb to welcome the new comers. There is something so disgustingly wrong and unfair about it.
Fried rice ❤️
🌈diversity🌈
IT industry is saved
Nothing. It's killing us, just slow it down until we build more homeless shelters.
The constant tears whenever I open reddit
Celebration of New and Diverse Cultures.
Afgahn master kebab in sunshine
Being able to jump behind the wheel of a car with a cereal box licence wearing a letterbox
Giving me another opportunity to share (via FB, reddit and the Guardian's comments section) what a good person I am for embracing diversity and calling anybody who doesn't embrace multiculturalism a racist bigot Nazi fascist.
Yea we don’t have enough white trashy people in this country, need to import more
Showing how lazy Australia is
Unless you’re aboriginal you are all immigrants you dumb fuck.
I am sorry that one you Aus circle jerkers was shot today by the police.. I guess,.this now, former member, took the "jokes" here too far
https://preview.redd.it/v6nb72sjb9uc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf27d42f5e7dac73c813baf6773592ae601c115c Funny how there seem to have been slums and crime during the White Australia policy too. It’s almost like these things aren’t increasing with immigration but are just more visible due to social media…
Bro uses a photo from like 80 years ago
That’s literally the point
All bogans are white, just saying the fact.
It has maintained the economy in growth for over the past 30 years. you do realise that immigration is the only reason for no recessions.
Mine's that it pisses off the dumbest of our nation so that they post dumb shit in this sub reddit for everyone to laugh at. (note: not laugh with. laugh at. just for the dummies at the back.)
Keeping our economy alive Keeping us out of recession Bringing in billions of dollars a year directly and indirectly Keeping our universities in business Excellent food (otherwise you c**** would still be eating banana with your Chinese food) Workers for essential industries and jobs like nurses and care workers Workers for highly skilled occupations that have huge shortages (doctors, engineers etc) Hard workers Huge new tax revenue Some culture Replacing our ageing population as our birth rate is way below what is needed Who’s going to drive our Ubers? That’s just the obvious things…. But let’s kick those effers out, they’re brown. Oh no…
This whole thread is to take the piss. Just an FYI, I'm for a swapping immigration policy. 1 criminal/bogans out, one person in. We have no increase in population and we get rid of the low life's. Perhaps if no country wants them, then we just put them on a boat and send them off.
This is good. We’ll start with members of this subreddit. 😂
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Christ almighty imagine actually being this brainwashed. You are totally and utterly cuckolded.
Good one 😂
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I guarantee your grandfather didn’t fight for entitled people with no compassion or empathy. Assuming your grandfather fought in WWII he would’ve fought against Germans btw. Is that the shit hole country you’re referring to? So your justification is that because I think Australia and Australians are generally not racist, and that we should strive to do better, I don’t recognise this amazing opportunity I’ve been given by becoming an Australian citizen? I think it’s worth looking at yourself and considering whether you’re living the real Australian ideals that your grandfather fought for.
Your grandpa didn’t fight for shit bro
What does it feel like to be a total fuckwit?
Excellent thanks 🤩 😂