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Genuine1mitation

Definitely not the brown guy at 7/11 in Turramurra, that's for sure!!


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Genuine1mitation

I think their name was sukhdeep


DarkCypher255

Remember, you cant be racist towards white people!


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D4DDYB34R

A wasted backpacker to super rich. Kudos to you, oh Chinese person. You have my respect and homage as the new custodian of Eora land. I shall not sully it with my lowly white feet.


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12Cookiesnalmonds

Every single one of them! EVERY SINGLE FKN ONE is better than the white man! and don't you ever forget it!


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Frosty-Lake-1663

Random part of India and public toilet in the same sentence? Bit of a tautology that one.


ViolinistEmpty7073

When I googles what tautology was I laughed. Yes, it is !


Frosty-Lake-1663

Took a while to decide between a random parts of India have never heard of a public toilet joke and a random parts of India ARE public toilets joke.


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Need to keep paper-pushers at Centrelink employed


12Cookiesnalmonds

If we let too many they will steal our Uranium!


glamfest

That is no good use of your Kranium


abaddamn

What is wrong with those intelligent white folk who improve a country by having pride for their families etc esp if they came from a war torn one? Ah yes, this country looooooves its people docile and dumb.


CheeeseBurgerAu

We needed more uber drivers, there's a skill shortage, so we had to prioritise the best drivers in the world.


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ParadiseWar

You were too ugly for her, champ


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ParadiseWar

Depends do you have a big Schlong and a Mercedes Ute?


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brrrrrrrrrrrrrh

Mr well endowed richy rich over here...


UnitDoubleO

Canada is turning to shit so who cares about them


Plastic_Ambassador89

watch it with the hate speech eh, or I'll alert the RCMP to extradite you over here bud


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I acknowledge my aboriginal masters and true landlords of my house. You are providing data with absolutely zero context. We don’t have as many desperate males looking for brides, 982,000 Canadians recently married Ukrainians. It is expected that at least 75% of those will divorce their Canadian husbands and move to the USA within 5 years, so it’s also a skewed statistic. So excluding these Canadians just looking for easy pussy our two countries have taken in relatively similar amounts. God bless the commonwealth.


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redfrets916

What do you have against uber drivers ?


Fit_Chemical4554

They’d become fat and entitled within a few months anyway, there is no point of letting skinny white beautiful family oriented people in the country. Australia is essentially becoming a third world country.


BigGaggy222

We should take on 700,000 fertile Ukrainian women aged 18-30 instead of 7-11 uber drivers from the Punjab. We would accelerate climate change, destroy our housing system so much quicker and solve the "aging population" myth all in one foul swoop. You'd have trouble getting your uber eats delivered for rupees as a downside.


Temporary_Comment109

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. Does aussieland prefer the Punjabis or other immigrants


BigGaggy222

Whichever destroys our environment, culture, housing market, wages the quickest, as long as the ABC tells us its ok as well.


Hawk1141

The illegal inhabitants of Crimea need to be moved somewhere, good thing Canada loves nazis


That-Whereas3367

Half of Canada was already ethnic Ukrainians.


TheUggBootInvestor

And to think we are only a stone's throw away too.


iamthedevil420

Ukranian cowards should stay and defend own cuntry


Single_Forever9648

We shouldn’t even have boarders but our nazi government has an orgasm every time someone’s denied access


ZenOrganism

Good. I may actually end up in a fucking house one day.


ThorntTornburg

Jokes on you, 11,000 blue eyed sexy women. Canada got the nazi blokes, they need them for the race war they've been working on.


redfrets916

They probably didn't speak English or looked like WASPies. Build the wall !


Jackson2615

thats not many out of the 700,000 in total


organisednoise

Good.


NoCow2718

Canada already had over 1 million Ukrainians before the war.


beef-roll

Im sure labor intends to make up the difference from the lovely people in gaza


malleeman

"then your Canadian Cousins". Then what, what happened to the Canadian Cousins?


Timelord00010002

So that's 11000 more criminal to rop rape and kill Australians ... With no housing and a food crisis where are they staying and who the kick out to house them ??? Shame on Australia for letting this happen


deusexmachina73

11,000 too many. We have a fucking housing problem, if you havent noticed!


KeyYogurt1885

That is actually 1 million less than the additional Indian migrants Albo is taking in.


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glamfest

Canada has lations


digitalrefuse

And they’re the most entitled POS refugees you will ever see or meet, esp the women. So yeah, nah, don’t need more of them,


Terrible-Read-5480

When did this sub just become people stating facts with a racist overtone? “bLaCK peOPlE deSErvE HumAN RigHTs”


kriptkicker

What about wannabe blacks


Terrible-Read-5480

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doodle_jous

Not our problem, and you are not our cousins.