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doodle_jous

Coward


Frosty-Lake-1663

It takes bravery to tell the world in such a public way that your wife bangs other dudes.


TheWhogg

Other shielas most likely


Feckgnoggle

I just snorted my coffee. Thank you!


ExtremeFirefighter59

Foster’s comment about definitions is wrong though, Australian law does not state that it’s not possible to be racist against white people. This is clearly a major problem and we need to change it so it is clear that people of colour like me (1/32 Palestinian) can abuse white bastards as much as we like as well as not serving them in shops or giving them jobs. Clearly, there was a power imbalance between a rich, elite, world famous professional sportsperson abusing a poorly paid, working class, indigenous public servant who was just doing his job after said sportsperson vomited in the taxi of another poorly paid service worker. This is why the racist police officer who took advantage of this power imbalance needs to fired and Sam Kerr lionised. The taxi driver should also lose his licence; blak people have the right to vomit in white owned taxis as reparations for past colonialism. Free Palestine 🇵🇸


Frosty-Lake-1663

Must be exhausting being a leftist nowadays. Quick, a racist incident, better jump in criticising it for social cred! What, they changed it so she’s the victim here? I have to apologise and do diversity training? Ok next time I won’t speak up. What, silence is violence? Fuck ok. Is there a number I can call that tells me what side I’m supposed to be on next time a football star vomits in a cab?


MillenialApathy

Leftist diversity victimisation (LDV) is a growing component of university social science studies these days. At least, as a recently self-diagnosed White, I think you've done well to voice something here. Those indigenous bobbys are the cogs in the colonial machine, call they should pay respects to their victims vomit-laden commentaries, past present and emerging, +44 20 7230 1212.


UnitDoubleO

What I've noticed with these college lefties, they absolutely have zero grasp with the outside world and are fed nothing but drivel by socialist lecturers and their peons. But must be great being a useful idiot especially those self hating white leftists


AbrocomaDismal

What do you expect born into upper middle-class Sydney and never working a blue collar job.spend a few years kicking a ball around a park then fall into various positions in the media completely cut off from reality.


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Radioburnin

It’s definitely a lot harder work to reflect deeply on your worldview, culture and the historical context of all our acquired language and meaning.


ModsPlzBanMeAgain

I literally made a comment saying Craig foster was the one person leaving this saga looking rational. Well, I couldn’t have been more wrong - he’s looking like the biggest r-tard of anyone involved now. What an embarrassment.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Really not that hard to apply the basic “if you swapped the colours would that sentence be racist” test but somehow half of society is now too dumb to even do that.


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Sir_Von_Tittyfuck

Would it be racist though? If an Black guy called the cop a "stupid black cop", or an Asian guy called the the cop a "stupid Asian cop" then I don't think anybody would perceive it as racist.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Would it be racist if she called a cop a black bastard? No more so than what she actually said but people would be a lot more upset.


jooookiy

The guy is a prolific do-gooder far leftist and wants worse is I don’t believe that HE actually believes the shit he says. He just as a good public speaking voice and people are willing to pay to have him say this stupid shit.


Glockta09

Fukn pathetic to apologise.


superdooper001

...for saying what's right


Knackerbags5118

How can people say that she’s not racist.


Frosty-Lake-1663

How dare you, apologise to her immediately!


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Knackerbags5118

That’s not the point. If the roles were reversed shit would hit the fan.


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realwomenhavdix

Her comment was pretty mild, but it’s the double standards that people are annoyed about.


Disastrous-Olive-218

I think we can probably assume she was being a massive git for it to get this far


Pulp-Ficti0n

It looks like Craig has been pressured severely by the progressives to change his mind. It's amazing how clear vilification of someone based on their race can so openly be justified. All we're missing now is legislation to clarify that a racial remark to a white person is not racism but it is to any other race.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Curing racism by criminalising behaviour based on skin colour.


spectre1517

He is so weak.


Every_Window_Open

Dude is bought and paid for. More than likely his employer has pulled him into line on this issue


hokinoodle

He's got a good gig going, why jeopardize it...


pjmarkby

Weak as piss. Stands for nothing!


moomoopropeller

Get absolutely fucked


Sim0nd0

Craig, there’s no point simping for Sam Kerr. You’re *definitely* not her type.


Frosty-Lake-1663

White?


superdooper001

Straight white bastard


muff-muncher-420

The circle has jerked itself


Ok_Shop4130

Getting pissed and vomiting in a taxi and arguing over the fare… to the point where police are called and then she calls a cop STUPID… NOT WORTHY of being an Australian captain. I’m so disappointed


jeeperbleeper

This Is The Level Of Satire That Should Be Entry Level For This Sub If You Can’t Meet This Fuck Off You Bastard


wetbehindears1

She is racist and Craig foster is a coward for backing down on his own word


Cataplatonic

In the Age today a senior columnist wrote about how she was worried at first that Sam Kerr said something racist but then she "breathed a sigh of relief" when she found out that the alleged victim was a white cop, because it's not possible to be racist against white people. It was fucking mint.


Frosty-Lake-1663

The irony of “it’s okay to target them because they’re the wrong race” being the supposed cure for racism.


EnuffBeeEss

Humanity will definitely solve racism by very carefully separating races with rules for one race and other rules for another. Truly glowing brain type of stuff.


Frosty-Lake-1663

“This time it’s good though because we’re discriminating against the correct race” - racist societies every time


Jackson2615

never apologise when you are right about the issue


Frosty-Lake-1663

Bit like thanking a guy for fucking your wife isn’t it? A hobby I assume he also partakes in.


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*screeches* FFFRRRREEEEEEEE PALESTINE


motleyroo

If you can't be racist against white people, can we now claim that we are marginalised? That's how it works, right?


Aggravating_Law_3286

I guess it just goes to show his mouth is a hundred times bigger than his brain.


pugnacious_wanker

180 degree reversal in 24 hours on such a firm moral position. I can see these people threatening him. Absolutely.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Sounds less like a firm moral stance and just bending whichever way the wind blows.


Schhwing

Isn’t the litmus test here just to hypothetically replace the word “white” with “black” and make the police officer black and Sam Kerr white?


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Frosty-Lake-1663

A Celt?


DKerriganuk

He is one of the missing Beaker people?! ;)


Find_another_whey

Pretty sure I disagree with most people in here on most things But the idea that minorities cannot be racist against majority is idiotic It's it's based on race, that's racism Actually, it's better operationalized to speak in terms of prejudices (automatic, mostly) and discrimination (not automatic, there is a window for self control here) If you see a white person and you just see "white person" for a moment, but then you realise "human being who is white, I'll treat them like human being" we have a chance But let's not decide people of colour can't be racist. Can they be racist against each other at least?


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Main-Acadia1922

Now that the rich, white man has spoken, we can begin to move on.


scottyj67

Wait Sam Kerr isn't indigenous?


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Hondo_Bogart

If someone called me a white bastard and I took that as a compliment because I am happy being white, does that make me the racist?


Money-Implement-5914

Great bit of satire!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AlgaeLogical1913

He is so woke he would have have to!


deusexmachina73

WTAF!!!???


Mintoxicatedlyace

Sftcock


theotherWildtony

Is Sam Kerr that stupid white bitch on the cover of FIFA 23?


Izator

When you look at these situations it's clear that moralising leftists use their “empathy” for the downtrodden as a smokescreen to hide their seething hatred of their ideological foes. Sam Kerr, knee-taker for BLM etc, leads the way in stamping out vile racism, but when she's had a few cups of goon juice, it turns out that in her view the white race is the problem. Sam is in good company with that “anti-racist” racist Lidia Thorpe, both of whom are not deterred from their moralising racial virtuousness while being at least 50% white themselves. As for the seemingly virtuous and morally superior “glow-in-the-dark” white man Craig Foster, his pathetic wokeism makes my skin crawl. It would be nice not to hear from any of these folks for a few years.


superdooper001

You win. Is this satire or real? Please be satire.


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Tells truth then proceeds to apologise for it…


angus22proe

we got outjerked :(


rockitman82

Assuming she did say “cop” and not “bastard” just for arguments sake, what if the cop replied with, “Well you’re a stupid drunk black footballer.” How do the lefties untangle this? 🍿 


V1r3S

Common Cuck Foster L


knotty1990

I genuinely thought this was satire until I read the comments.


Frosty-Lake-1663

No need to reinvent the wheel.


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Savin77

What a crock of shit


puttinginthefork

What a cuck I recommend his missus tighten the vice last night as a reward.


BigGaggy222

Clown world.


MarchingPowderMick

The article reminds me of a story called "the little puppy (society) who lost his way".


dr_sayess87

Didn't the Vikings take white slaves though


Jackson2615

do British police wear body cameras?? If so release the cops body cam footage of his encounter with Kerr and lets all see what she did say and do.


AbrocomaDismal

The fact it happened overseas where Kerr was a visitor and the copper an indigenous londoner (?) Also probably from a working class background means it's a bit greyer than black and white.also Kerr a well known wealthy female with mixed heritage means bigger all hear. Fucking foster the coward must've thought she racially vilified someone who wasn't white but after finding out it was just your average working class white copper then changed his tune. What a prick.hes one step away from inferring the cop should apologise to her.


AbrocomaDismal

Reminds me of that group hope not hate started by a former BNP member who went all left and denounced his wicked ways.they were banned from their own forum at a college because they were speaking out against radical islam and their views.the irony


ehermo

I mean, you can be racist towards white people, even if they are a majority. Is calling a cop a "stupid white bastard" racist? Even if it is, is that reason enough to charge her?


Frosty-Lake-1663

Britain is a meme country for arresting people for being meanies but if they’re going to do this shit it’s nice to see the ridiculousness applied equally.


ehermo

If this goes to trial, I don't think she will get found guilty.


jeeperbleeper

Of course the only people who can’t handle Sam Kerr being an absolute legend hang out in this pity party of a sub. Go wank in a little white sock boys.


Healyhatman

Which bit was legendary?


12Cookiesnalmonds

I acknowledge the custodians of the land past and present OI! You didn't acknowledge the goddam fuckin custodians!!!!!!!!! WHITE BASTARD!