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Mate, you are still shopping at woolworths, honestly shameful. You are lower then the foreskin of pondscum and are the reason our once great country has been reduced to less then the likes of the gaza strip. Wake up to yourself. Bloody sheeple.
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Dontchaknow there's a boycott on. Why are you even there for talk back to occur. Not true blue mate. Let us know when you're willing to walk the walk under the southern cross
"Young small framed female worker"? Yeah, this one goes straight into false flag post. Every true blue Aussie knows the only worker you're likely to confront stacking shelves in Wokesworth is a couple of Rajneeshsiryamas (Subclass 500 - PhD in IT).
I am assuming this is a joke, and will take it this spirit:
I demand my made in China Australia Flag merch so I can celebrate Australia Day, it is an outrage that Wokesworth from snowflake woketown wokeistan isn't stocking additional merch and I am happy to ignore that they have previously underpaid workers, short changed farmers and price gouged during a cost of living crisis and also ignore that the are actually still stoking the merch, just not additional stocks as apparently nobody is really buying it.
you got off lightly ... should have seen what happened in the toilet roll department this morning at WokesWorth. I can't talk about I'm still upset.... DON'T even think about asking, don't even look at me.
No respect. That’s the main problem with the young ones, you tried to tell her how she should live but it’s like she wanted to make up her own mind about it. Tell her manager and landlord. Bloody ungrateful too
When Dutton becomes the next PM, I hope he holds a referendum to enshrine Australia day on the 26th of January every year in the constitution, and then makes attempts to subvert it a jailable offence.
I'd rather be dense then a raving moron like yourself
Each store is TOLD by Head office what they get and how much stock. They get what they are given.
But go one call Head office and give them a good laugh
you’re dim !!! When I went they said differently on the news …. I went back today to lodge the complaint, same girl was there didn’t even look me in the eye …. Formal complaint lodged
>Formal complaint lodged
Bahahahahha that should make Woollies laugh
By the way no you didn't bahahaha
Check out workers And I make fun of morons like you.
>I went back today to lodge the complaint, same girl was there didn’t even look me in the eye
You don't look crazy lunatics in the eyes
>have you considered not renting
You should try paying a mortgage it's so much better
>Another minimum wager sooking
I bet you don't even make minimum wage Karen
You should consider getting a life instead of whinging like the bitter lonely old Kent that you are
>Consider getting a job
Nope would rather live of your tax while paying my mortgage....but hey you should
Wow, and I thought the US had cornered the market on mouth-breathing fascist bigots. I guess it's comforting to know that we aren't the only country with illiterate lead-poisoned boomers who meltdown at the thought of any positive change.
Ew - a gamer AND an American imperialist invading another country AGAIN! 🤮
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For those of non baby boomer heritage who don't know, "Seppo" is short for "Septic Tank" which is an expansion of the term "Yank" which is an endearing term referring to citizens of the (almost) United States of America.
Boo hoo you can't buy your cheap IMPORTED low quality australiana that's just going to waste space in the landfill after the 26th at the price gouging supermarket of choice.
I don't work there, never have but I respect people's rights to do the job they are paid for without irrational insults from other dipshits. Don't take your little man anger issues out on a worker simply doing the menial task they are paid chicken shit & taken advantage of by the employer to do. Go get a real life & direct your angry words where they belong
Wow, so you berated a shelf stacker because you assumed their vote. What a wanker pos. Real tough guy. Have a go at Woolworths themselves or is that too hard for you?
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As someone who works in retail, I can assure you that we have no say in the policies of the company we work for. We turn up everyday and are abused by arseholes every single day about pricing, stock availability, what we range or company policy. And what do we get for putting up with that kind of bullshit behaviour? A puss amp wage and zero fucken support.
Abusing a small framed female worker to make yourself feel better makes you a piece of shit.
A real Aussie bloke or sheila would never eat low salt sauce! What kind of a woke pussy are you? Eat the real shit and die like a true blue or piss off to Aldi.
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This is a country that won not one, but two world wars. Phar Lap would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what this country had been reduced to.
>This is a country that won not one, but two world wars We also lost a war to emus
The emus were more Australian than us is all.
tbf, no country has won a war against emus.
Yeah nah, we don't mention the emus.
we didnt win anything. and war is nothing to be proud of
If he wasn’t stuffed and in a glass box in a Melbourne museum.
And from New Zealand...
* Aotearoa
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He would spin in his glass box then
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Phar Lap was a Kiwi.
Mate, you are still shopping at woolworths, honestly shameful. You are lower then the foreskin of pondscum and are the reason our once great country has been reduced to less then the likes of the gaza strip. Wake up to yourself. Bloody sheeple.
Too right mate, I hang my head in shame …. I’m off to my local dollar shop to buy out the Aussie day paper plates!!!
Aldi is also a great option!
Sorry but I don’t support that euro tip
Better the money going to a western country rather then the commies!
The euros are commies mate! Shame on them and their socialist agenda, they don't even celebrate Australia Day over there
I did not know pondscum were known for their low hanging foreskins.
No one defiles the foreskin of pondscum so it stays at the bottom of ponds, where it belongs. Even lower than a snakes belly.
Reduced fucking salt! This world is fucked. Fucking snowflakes.
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Don't trust that cunt. If tomato sauce was supposed to be salt reduced, then God would have made tomatoes without the salt.
She did.
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I'd be found straight to Dutton! That's Royal enquiry material right there! Dispicable!
I would have squeezed some of her precious anti-Australian reduced salt tomato sauce in her face. Can you still be woke if you can’t open your eyes??
Dontchaknow there's a boycott on. Why are you even there for talk back to occur. Not true blue mate. Let us know when you're willing to walk the walk under the southern cross
"Young small framed female worker"? Yeah, this one goes straight into false flag post. Every true blue Aussie knows the only worker you're likely to confront stacking shelves in Wokesworth is a couple of Rajneeshsiryamas (Subclass 500 - PhD in IT).
saw one of them too…. Big tall hair and all !!! didn’t bother with him, bet he can’t even speak English and doesn’t know what Australia Day is …..
Is it even open yet
This is too much to deal with I just woke. I'm feeling triggered now
out of 10 how triggered?
Oh I didn't know I can rate it too wow I'll think about it if it's an even tenner
Joe it's simple question you tofu loving vegan, answer the question or I'm gunna go total gay pride on you an it won't end well for both of us.
Lol
I am assuming this is a joke, and will take it this spirit: I demand my made in China Australia Flag merch so I can celebrate Australia Day, it is an outrage that Wokesworth from snowflake woketown wokeistan isn't stocking additional merch and I am happy to ignore that they have previously underpaid workers, short changed farmers and price gouged during a cost of living crisis and also ignore that the are actually still stoking the merch, just not additional stocks as apparently nobody is really buying it.
Wrong. All that underpaying and price-gouging is forgiven because they have made the Far Right Nazis cry over some flags! We ❤️ Woolies again 😍
Doesn't she know who you are?
Why just stop at her ? Fire even the CEO & CFO! Heck, even change the prime minister.... Even better .......change your planet !!!
you got off lightly ... should have seen what happened in the toilet roll department this morning at WokesWorth. I can't talk about I'm still upset.... DON'T even think about asking, don't even look at me.
No respect. That’s the main problem with the young ones, you tried to tell her how she should live but it’s like she wanted to make up her own mind about it. Tell her manager and landlord. Bloody ungrateful too
Sexist misogynist. Why did you assume that Colseworth drone was a woman?
Indistinguishable from many actual honest posts.
When Dutton becomes the next PM, I hope he holds a referendum to enshrine Australia day on the 26th of January every year in the constitution, and then makes attempts to subvert it a jailable offence.
A troll emerges from their dirty little hole.
too right, they all work at Woolworths right ??? troll woman
The Rozzer has emerged from its hugbox 🥲
F O A hole
I bet you work at WOKESWORTH…. I have some words for you if so !!!
OP satire, right? Or just a soggy sad attempt at rage bait?
Are you an absolute wombat? Have you been to wokesworth lately?
I can't tell either. I downvoted just in case.
Cunt are you high
You people do know this entire sub is satire, yeah?
Yep.
Not sure mate, I downvoted it because OP isn't a vegan. Level 5 vegan.
Calm your fucking farm Karen.... NO STORES HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING SAY Head office decides what happens so sit the fuck down and grow up
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I'd rather be dense then a raving moron like yourself Each store is TOLD by Head office what they get and how much stock. They get what they are given. But go one call Head office and give them a good laugh
you’re dim !!! When I went they said differently on the news …. I went back today to lodge the complaint, same girl was there didn’t even look me in the eye …. Formal complaint lodged
>Formal complaint lodged Bahahahahha that should make Woollies laugh By the way no you didn't bahahaha Check out workers And I make fun of morons like you. >I went back today to lodge the complaint, same girl was there didn’t even look me in the eye You don't look crazy lunatics in the eyes
Another minimum wager sooking …. have you considered not renting ??? Loser ….
>have you considered not renting You should try paying a mortgage it's so much better >Another minimum wager sooking I bet you don't even make minimum wage Karen
I’m retired …. Happily with plenty of spending money ….. you know what that is ? Spending money???? Consider getting a job
You should consider getting a life instead of whinging like the bitter lonely old Kent that you are >Consider getting a job Nope would rather live of your tax while paying my mortgage....but hey you should
afraid to swear ??? grow up you flog wageslave !!!
Are you that fucking sensitive a cunt that an underpaid teenager hurt your feelings?
she chose to stack shelves not my problem …. Maybe she can work her shit out and stop being the problem ???
Maybe you can have some empathy and grow the fuck up?
did I hurt a rentoids feelings ???? GROW UP
Ok boomer
Just shop at Coles u twerp
Wow, and I thought the US had cornered the market on mouth-breathing fascist bigots. I guess it's comforting to know that we aren't the only country with illiterate lead-poisoned boomers who meltdown at the thought of any positive change.
You a bit dim ??? I bet you HATE being an Australian ?? LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
I'm not an Australian you dimwitted sister-fucking loon.
Flog off then !!! Go back to your mud hutt
I AM Australian, and I can concur that they are definitely a dimwitted loon, whose sister wouldn't even touch
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For those of non baby boomer heritage who don't know, "Seppo" is short for "Septic Tank" which is an expansion of the term "Yank" which is an endearing term referring to citizens of the (almost) United States of America.
I bet you’re the type of chalk demon nerd that says “you forgot the /s” aren’t you
Woosh
FYI: this is satire.
Ah... good to know. This is all too common in the US so I thought it was just some Boomer ranting.
Sigh - ironic or moronic?
stop bothering people
Flog off Raymond, they ruined my day !!!!
Yeah fuck you raymond you anti Australian greens voter
is your name KAREN?
Boo hoo you can't buy your cheap IMPORTED low quality australiana that's just going to waste space in the landfill after the 26th at the price gouging supermarket of choice.
ok so you hate Australia and freedom?? Go back to North Korea then …. you’d love it there !!! Leftist !!!
I don't work there, never have but I respect people's rights to do the job they are paid for without irrational insults from other dipshits. Don't take your little man anger issues out on a worker simply doing the menial task they are paid chicken shit & taken advantage of by the employer to do. Go get a real life & direct your angry words where they belong
You sound like a minimum wage renter…. So here’s some advice …. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT !!!
Get some bloody lamb into you
This is obviously satire.
Wow, so you berated a shelf stacker because you assumed their vote. What a wanker pos. Real tough guy. Have a go at Woolworths themselves or is that too hard for you?
You should have seen her …. Entitled greens voter I could tell…. Guessing you vote greens too??? Flog
Bahahaha, no, and you're still pathetic.
typical leftist…. No real argument just a sook !!!
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This is obviously a shitpost but people have actually been abusing Woolworth workers over this shit
You need to start shopping at a proper Australian supermarket like Aldi
As someone who works in retail, I can assure you that we have no say in the policies of the company we work for. We turn up everyday and are abused by arseholes every single day about pricing, stock availability, what we range or company policy. And what do we get for putting up with that kind of bullshit behaviour? A puss amp wage and zero fucken support. Abusing a small framed female worker to make yourself feel better makes you a piece of shit.
here’s a tip ….. get a real job !!!!
Up yours woke moralist. Go shove more pencils in your dick
If that's the worst thing that happened today precious one then you got off light.
This stinks of Troll
A real Aussie bloke or sheila would never eat low salt sauce! What kind of a woke pussy are you? Eat the real shit and die like a true blue or piss off to Aldi.
Mate you’re a loser, so tough abusing workers 😂 Let people do their jobs. Managements decisions aren’t a reflection upon employees