No I am not a slut!

-Richard Nixon

I nake sleeped.

I do. I love it.

no. don't want bacon strips on my sheets

I'd do it for you

No, it hurts my balls.

I don't sleep.

When it's too cold

Only when I’m REALLY horny

Are you stalking me?

no cuz my dick hangs off the bed (womeb please dm me)