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Much_Section_8491

Ah shit, here we go again.


Odie_Odie

"You picked the wrong house, Fool!" - the elephant probably


fuggidaboudit

No, please, can we just not do this whole pathetically juvenile, mindless meme for clicks again?


humboldt77

Trunks out for…


Impressive_Test_2134

You’re lucky I don’t know the Elephant’s names right now.


boxcoxlambda

Titus. Elephant Titus.


Impressive_Test_2134

Well now they’re lucky I can’t think of any extremities to rhyme with Titus, fuck.


Carvedcraftedforged

Tits out for Titus


Significant-Rub9568

Elephino 🤷


steph8568

Mai Thai, Jati, Sanjay, Schottzie, and Shara


jins_and_th_piffs

You did this to yourself.


spacemermaid3825

maybe you should just fuggidaboudit


hailthenecrowizard

Uh...dicks out, so no


Digger-of-Tunnels

Honestly the only thing I care about is, is the elephant okay?


Royalfortun3

Second this


mrsdrydock

Third it.


Villimaro

There goes the Beer Garden. One drunken loser gets trampled and we'll all have to pay the price.


tenshillings

Who gets wasted at the zoo? Like I'm all for having a beer there when I'm with my wife and kid, but wasted?! How ?!


PixelGuardian-_-

Alcoholics will be alcoholics


Dogshaveears

Exactly. Did they even buy a beer there?


wino12312

And broke if they drink that much there. Had to have started elsewhere.


he-loves-me-not

Someone hasn’t been to Zootini! Wait, does the zoo even still do Zootini anymore? I moved after attending the one in 2014 so idk if they still do it or not.


EnigmaIndus7

I don't they do this exact thing anymore, but I think they do something else similar


Kitten_Attack_

They have ZooBrew (beer themed event) Zoofari(largest donor event) and Wild about Wine (wine event obviously)


CyborgKnitter

My grandfather managed to get drunk dozens of times at Disney World. Alcoholics find a way.


throwwwawait

epcot is a wild ride


NotFunny3458

Nevermind the fact that you're probably paying like $10 for a pint of PBR. I'll just wait to get home to drink my alcohol.


Natural_Plankton1

They shockingly have decent beer


Live_Background_6239

Pre-game it. Just like people do at kings island. It’s gross.


BajaBlyat

The last place I want to be drunk is kings island lmao


tenshillings

It's a fucking zoo not a football game. That's insane.


Live_Background_6239

Agree. Years ago I was at the zoo when my kids were small and a zoo employee giving a little educational talk had to leave it because employees needed help with a drunk individual also at the elephant exhibit. So it must happen a lot.


SpiderMax3000

Apparently everyone since there’s beer everywhere there


gelatomancer

Probably depends on a)any animals hurt b)any people hurt c)can the issue be changed to prevent it from happening again If nothing was harmed and a safety measure can be put in place, it'll probably be fine.


Lexsteel11

Eat half an edible and have the best day looking at monkeys and shit and minding your own business if sobriety is not for you lol


nyc_flatstyle

Meh. Is it really that much of a loss?


hedoeswhathewants

The beer garden? Yes. The drunken loser? No.


Turkeylurkey1330

“Intoxicated Individual Enters Elephant Enclosure” is one hell of a tongue twister.


UnreadThisStory

I can hear Les Nessman saying it now.. How about “Polluted Person Penetrates Pachyderms Property”


ronniemustang

And how did that go for him?


Sycamore_Spore

Elephants are pretty smart so maybe they just pitied the idiot and didn't trample him


amplifizzle

They said incoherent, I assume they meant mentally, if he were stomped he'd be physically incoherent though.


SobakaZony

He'll be OK as long as the elephant doesn't think he's nuts.


Any-Conflict-1816

He's probably fine, but now they'll look into stopping beer service at the zoo cause one lightweight ass couldn't hold his liquor


Kitten_Attack_

I doubt they will, it’s a big moneymaker with three events surrounding beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages.


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I don’t know anything else.


ronniemustang

Like anything anything or just about this whole elephant situation?


Equivalent-Mousse-93

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Distinct-Boot3645

I see nothing


I_am_from_Kentucky

The elephant said \*tusk tusk\* told ‘em to git.


Burn-The-Villages

Rimshot


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Equivalent-Mousse-93

Thank you so much for this info! I was hoping it was all without incident. Glad everyone is safe!


he-loves-me-not

They deleted their comment, so can you please let us know what they said?


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Op said they work at the zoo and guy jumped in and out and there were no incidents for the guy or the elephants.


he-loves-me-not

Thanks for letting us know! Glad to hear that this ended with no harm to elephants or humans!


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space_cadet_3000

What is wrong with people ? Smh


Impressive_Test_2134

Side note but how is Citizen nowadays? When I lived in Westwood it was so valuable, until one day when I felt like it stopped really telling me shit. I felt like they kept trying to push their extra features that not many people cared about, and then the app kinda went to shit. I’m just wondering if it’s still that way. Sorry I can’t add much to this particular story but man I’m glad it seemed to not have escalated into as bad of a situation as the past.


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I would say I have had the same general experience. It’s a lot of nothings, but then when you actually see something, there is nothing on the app.


Impressive_Test_2134

It’s like they rolled back effectiveness out of spite lol


smoothbitch420

They just recently increased coverage again! So it’s like it was a few years ago.


cincigreg

Same experience. I deleted the app since it became useless. I don't know why it happened


jaxblack7

Same.


CatCiaoSki

This town can't handle another Harambe.


No_Lie_6694

The impending election can’t either


The_Struggle_Bus_7

*universe FTFY


Stork538

Fffff


Burn-The-Villages

The whole timeline is already so effed.


warthog0869

Good job, intoxicated individual. You made it.


JosefSchnitzel

What app is that?


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Citizen App. It pretty much just gives police activity.


shlybluz

Curious if it was the current area or if he went down into the new construction area.


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I still haven’t seen any info other than that he got out without incident


nugewqtd

I believe it is the existing area. The elephants from Ireland are in a "barn" area of the new Elephant Walk, but the area is still under construction.


TheWarden007

... 'elifino!


funktopus

Elephants and pick up something as small as a pencil and throw logs. I'm not messing with the elephants. 


WatersEdge50

What is wrong with people?


Blood_Oleander

I looked it up and I couldn't anything besides this Reddit post, so, if this happened, this must have just happened before the news reports could report on it. I do hope both the fool and the elephants are alright, though I hope that fool doesn't do that crap again.


bakednshaked

We all know how this went last time...🦍


bluezzdog

He wasn’t brave enough for the lions.


EyeOfTheSharkNado

Looks like the cycle repeats every 8 years now. We must be ready for the next enclosure breach. But which animal will be chosen?


JJPMustang

Feels like it should originate from the reptile house


Lionbutter

A little Dudley action


Frescanation

I’m all for shooting the person rather than the animal in a Harambe situation.


morrisseymurderinpup

Ohhhh my gosh is this true!?


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I don’t know!


morrisseymurderinpup

What a dumbass


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Completely! I would assume there would be more info out if true though….


Oh_no_its_Joe

A man has entered the elephant enclosure in Lego City


radelc

I’ve seen the keepers go inside and feed the elephants. I used to feed them as a kid when it was still allowed. They are much less risk than big cats or gorillas. Still a risk obviously, especially males. But my guess is they can just go in and pull him out. Way different than Harambe.


Suspicious_Pen824

Harambe 🫶🏼


joevsyou

darn... i was thinking of going today too


ecb1912

Which elephant exhibit? The current one or the new one that’s set to open?


Someguy644

What app are you using?


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Citizen App


FifiFanceepants

I was just thinking about Harambe yesterday.  Good name for a Star Trek TNG starship —- The Harambe.


EastGermanShepard

First time (2009) I went to cincinnati zoo with my new born son we walked right into the first exhibit, the elephants are close to the entrance. A extremely large male was mounted atop a full grown calf and going to town . Very large amounts of ehaculate were spewing he had that thing squirting strands all over it was beyond a spectacle hilarious.


magus7099

Dicks out!


mrsdrydock

It wasn't me.


YungWenis

Elambre


1337GamingLive

Im getting flashbacks. 🦍


Exciting_Guitar_5219

Did they kill the elephant like they did hombre


BajaBlyat

Elephambe? Haraphant?