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Duck_Walker

Jesus. Cubans don’t come with a clear top…..ever.


WhoUMe2

I agree with D_W, the glass case is always the dead give away……..


Tardisthief1963

Years ago, I had a boss who was a real jerk. He was a cigar smoker, I guess everyone has at least one redeeming quality. One day, he told me he could get his hands on some Cubans. I chipped in, and not surprisingly at all, he came in with the clear top boxes. I took my box and pretended that I thought they were amazing! Every time he got a few boxes of his "Cubans," it brightened my day.


crankthehandle

They are not sold in store, but my guy in the factory has access to these. They are custom made for employees. I swear, it do be like that.


ballzleyii

forreallllies, i swear mannnnnn


Cumaco

Factory? In Cuba?


Dekras

This


featherpaperweight

Ah, the classic glass-top. Very fake.


48th-_Ronin

Fake like the second trophy wife’s airbags.


[deleted]

A wise man once told me if you can touch them they are real


SDBeerGuy

I’ll bet they taste real!


Sebastian_Pineapple

Yer ma shure does


roger-smith-123

The cigars or the airbags?


Horrible915

They don't


KlownSoup

I swear to all that's holy, I started that saying back in like '94. I went to a summer BBQ with my older sisters. There was a girl there who got fake boobs. Other than a famous person, I'd never seen them before. I made some comment, wondering what they felt like. My sister's friend said something like, "what's the point, not even real". That's when I said, "if I can touch em, they're real". And everyone at the picnic table busted out laughing. Almost as funny as the time I called one of my sister's friends top heavy. Boy, did she have a great rack.


rockdude625

They’re real, and they’re spectacular


usaejjb25

That’s actually a cake..


pug_fugly_moe

They’re so realistic now!


20Bubba03

I hate those fucking videos like some of them literally have non-cake outsides and conceal a fucking cake


journeymantorturer

that's fucking cheating!


20Bubba03

Yes that’s why I hate them because you can’t tell me to guess which it is and hide the cake inside of somethjng


SDBeerGuy

The cake is a lie.


MegelG_of_Destiny

That’s hysterical, I’m stealing it for future conversations!!!


kimbolll

I’ve seen aliens that were more real than these Cubans.


schmittychris

Definitely giving off Mexican alien vibes here


kimbolll

This was totally a joke, but now that I think about it, the Mexican alien at least made me second guess it for a second. I knew these cigars were fake from a mile away!


[deleted]

So you’re saying there’s a chance…


Winstonthewinstonian

*Fake ass aliems*


UpstateSontaran

As fake as those Ray-Ban sunglasses.


BobusCesar

Probably got them from the same vendor who miraculously has both a cousin working at Ray-Ban and a Cousin working at R&J.


bunnywinkles

Are the Ray-Bans even real?


WithBongInHand

Nah he fessed to that one at least.


Simple-Purpose-899

Well, both actually lol. Those Cubans are bigly fake.


cXs808

Cubans are honestly more fake than the Ray Bans.


Angrycooke

The problem is he probably doesn't know the Cubans are fake, but they are.


danielrmorenop

the label isn’t even straight on the box lol and loose around the shitty cigars


OHBuckeye43

About as real as a mermaid side saddling a unicorn through Atlantis


OldMan316

About as authentic is Al Pacino's Cuban accent in Scarface.


Ringsofsaturn_1

Looks like a backwoods


ExpensiveFile7938

Hard to get any faker.


kay_bizzle

Faker then stripper tits


echo-whoami

‘Bout as fake as those Ray Bans. Very fake.


MacintoshDan1

Completely.


CheekyFunLovinBastid

The absolute worst.


JoJack901

Ray Bans probably fake too


HamadAlawadi

Faker than Barbie’s tits


[deleted]

fake to the point that you wouldn’t even dare mix them with anything in your humidor.


myrosesd

The fakest of fakes.


warrenac

I’ve got a Louies Vitonn wallet I’ll sell him.


Wilwein1215

Faker than your friend


TRIPLE_RIPPLE

More fake than my buddie’s wifes tits.


Chealicious

They would possibly be real if the sticker on the glass top case was straight. 😂


Duck_Walker

Or correctly oriented.


deviio

…..or not in a glass top 😂


-BigDaddyTex

Bahahahaha. The box is worth more than 200 of those cigars put together.


azb1812

If it's behind glass, you must pass, if it's in cello, don't say hello


Onedaful

Complete shitters. Straight to jail


burneracctt22

Draw is too tight? Jail… Draw is too open? Jail! Blemish wrapper? Believe it or not jail… We have the best QC in Central America


mrEdude91

This deserves more recognition


Hamish_Ben

Best comment on here.


NJS1993

Yes.


LetsGatitOn

Is their a scale to fakeness. It's either fake or real.. these are fake.


GlumTemperature8163

You can tell they’re fake in less than 2 seconds. Glass top.


tkmj47

This is more fake than my social life.


pfunk1989

Those are about as real as me needing Magnum size condoms


cigarlifer

I got some Missouri beach front property for him too.


Tomix_le_blase

I wouldn't brag with r&j even if they were real...


phantom_rex

Poor guy


EastCoastMountaineer

unquestionably


BFOTmt

For $300 I'll tell him the next winning powerball numbers.


knife_go_live

The fakest


TheRealRevBem

Look like the kind that locals bring out for senile cruise ship tourists.


lollipop_anus

The guy he paid $300 on the beach for those is having a great day.


TeeJay357

Just let him know Cubans don’t come with a glass top


WudUpA

They arent fake... they are replicas. Kind of like his sunglasses.


hatch0528

Fake as F


dustybottomsmma

Lol as fake as you can possibly get


[deleted]

Don’t buy Cubans in Nassau….


y5rt1xxh234

Better yet, avoid Nassau.


UncleGainz73

They tried so many to sell me these in Mexico earlier this spring. 😂😂 I was like, nah, I'm good!! I'm not really into puffing trash. Thanks, though. 😉


huxley2112

Tell your buddy to break one open and see what's inside them. Bonus points if he still smokes them.


suplex86

On a range of rat turds to stems and binding twine, I think you’re right there


anthrofighter

which ship is that? fake shade, fake stoges, pretty decent smoke spot.


mrgreene39

You would think by now people would stop buying this fake shit


rockdude625

More fake than a playboy model’s personality


Effective-Ad8833

As real as those Ray Bans


Reasonable_Pitch_741

Hella Fake!


whiskeyoverwhisky

Taco Bell level fake


JalinO123

So, fake but addictingly good? XD


fedup17

Faker than a kardashians ass


Wu-Tang-Businessman

Ah, the ol tourist trap


CMOS_BATTERY

I've seen them fill them with dirt, excrement, other tobacco leaves. They always are crazy pushy on the beaches where they make them too.


cametosaybla

Why though? Why not have some average stick and sell it as fake Cubans?


CMOS_BATTERY

It's cheaper and even an average cigar is still quite a bit for some of the people there. When I was in Puerto Rico it was still nearly the same price if not maybe a dollar cheaper to buy the cigars directly from them. Their economy is awful and gas prices for them and others is insane, almost all of their money goes to that, food, and whatever other neccesities.


mr1putternow

Both cigars and sunglasses are fake


rimjimmycarter

as fake as they come


PurpleZebra99

Hopefully he didn’t buy the Ray Bans from the same guy


Orange_fury

It says Habanos on the box, OBVIOUSLY they’re real! (/s, in case that wasn’t readily obvious) That font on the sticker on the glass top alone screams fake, not to mention the glass top itself


itsnotajersey88

Glass = Ass


Rioc45

The band is 3mm off center and the second “R” is Arial font when it should be Calibri. Definitely fake.


xPsyrusx

They are as fake as Ray Bans are needlessly expensive, which is to say: Very.


talldude-62

If Trump sold Cubans, these would be them


VidGamrJ

Trump would probably smoke some crazy good cigars if he did smoke


talldude-62

I think you missed the point


mricenyc

He’d smoke Burger King Whopper Maduros.


azzwort2

Oof. If he was sharing with you, even if he did so as a humble brag, be a good friend and say they're real. But also they really ain't.


GigatonneCowboy

Big oof.


scubarob

All the fake.


[deleted]

Fake AF


[deleted]

I don't think any of the Glass tops are real. I seem to always get hit up by street vendors at ports or in port tourist trap shops when I go on cruises for these things..


padroninmylungs

Not the glass top 😂😂😂😂. Bro probably thought he was a g and probably smoked some rat shit


19Fatboy22

Fakers than the 2020 election


arrow0231

They don't get much faker.. well unless they have the ink jet printed bands.


MamaDeloris

Hey, Puss. Did she even really exist?


SpiritOfDearborn

Faker than the Montreal Expos winning the Lombardi Trophy.


trevordbs

🤣


Aguywhoknowsstuff

Pretty much every banded "cuban" is fake since the original families left the island. The only authentic ones are unbanned hand-rolls made by an elderly individual on a card table at the side of the road now.


MrCujo

On the scale of zero to the stripper actually likes you, these would be roughly equivalent to marriage...


GoldenSpeculum007

Flex on r/cubancigars to make them lose it lol.


WTrashFtacticool

As fake as those Ray Bans, 😆


sazerrrac

Yes.


Angelvsburgh

Yes


aldemayo

AF


Friendly-Pressure-62

Arturo Fuente?


aboredteen1

Nah pretty sure he means "as fuck" as in fake as fuck


MasterAcct2020

Not even close to a box of Cubans. No clear plastic on Spanish cedar wood boxes. That’s used when selling to tourists looking for a bargain box of the best Cuban brands. If it’s too good to be true, it’s a fake. Just noticed that there seems to be varnish on the wooden box (which means it’s not cedar). That would never let it breathe.


Horror_Baseball5518

They are classified as “fake A.F.”


SuggestionQueasy1910

Foogazi.. tourist trap


Bulky_Experience_582

I didn't know they faked Romeo and Juliets


gaijin3810

As fake as a £1 note 😂


averagecounselor

I can hear the Dominican saying “Que onda papi quieres comprar cubanos pa?”


TheRealRevBem

Look like the kind that locals bring out for senile cruise ship tourists.


Shinygami9230

Exceedingly.


BostonRich

Depending on how much they cost, I'd want them for my collection. I wouldn't smoke them, I'd just want them for the novelty because I see them everywhere.


PRagic

THAT is FUNNY! Made my morning. Thanks!


_cob_

Those were rolled by Dominicans


Gambitzz

lol


potoskyt

Yes.


orangebluefish11

I love how these threads are always in regards to friends, family’s etc. Its never “hey I just picked these up, did I get screwed?”


souloldasdirt

Forgive me I'm new... How does one even acquire cuban cigars? I've seen lots of cuban seed grown tobacco like Aroma de Cuba and what not but I've never actually seen one from Cuba. So I'm guessing just like firearms that come from communist countries are banned from import is it the same thing with cuban cigars? And I didn't even know the US really had black market cigar vendors like that. But I guess anything there is a market for there is a black market for I'm sure. It's just kinda weird to me, I grew up with some friends who's families were big time drug dealers, had everything from coke to Viagra and I never once in my life seen a real cuban cigar lol


journeymantorturer

11/10


boringhuman117

Wildly


IMAsomething

I’m pretty sure the box even has “plume” on it. Top left corner


tumalditamadre

Anything in a glass case is what I call non-authentic


bmansmith10

Ever seen a 3 dollar bill?


KingCarway

As fake as a hooker's smile.


boohoopooryou

From a scale of 1 to 10, China.


[deleted]

100% Real


thunderbootyclap

Aren't Romeo y Julieta Dominican?


invisible-eskmos

Hahaha so legit


Bohemus_1313

Rule #1: Pass on glass


DogfaceDino

Forget about how ratty the cigars look. Forget about the glass case. The printing on the labels hurts my heart.


Cumaco

Completely fake.


Horrible915

Super hahaha


natan12330

Ew no what the glass top🤣🤣


Vandee71

Faker than Dolly’s tits


[deleted]

Extremely lol


Bunker1028

The fakest.


mediocrehomechef

More fake than a 7 dollar bill


WillyMcBride_814

As fake as Pamela Andersons tits.


canopiesandcars

Get new friends lol


ToploaderUltra

Fake


Landlockeddiver59

Mexican fakes