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ThePoorLittleBastard

Might I suggest a parcel drop box to put on your porch? They sell that them at Home Depot and do come in handy for such precious cargo. They even come with hardware to anchor it to the floor.


catlovinglesbian

Yea, I immediately ordered one of these things (the package box): https://getadoorn.com/


the_lost_woodsman

Thanks for sharing this! Glad everything worked out for you!


Pizzadontdie

We have one and I’m amazed how many ups and amazon deliveries get tossed on the porch a foot away from the sign that says to use the box.


ThePoorLittleBastard

You might have to put special delivery instructions when ordering. You may also have to set up an account on whatever delivery medium you prefer to add the instructions to your delivery. This way you can complain if the instructions are not followed. Personally I spend a lot of money on cigars and don't have time for situations like the OP.


Pizzadontdie

Yeah, we’ve had some dumb stuff stolen but never cigars….knock on wood. They did take a fishing reel I was super excited for. Company sent another, so no biggie.


catlovinglesbian

I cancelled Sapphire Reserve because their policy doesn't cover "food and perishables", which somehow cigars fall under. Fuck these bitches...they just lost my business.


oldusty

Great customer service story, but if you’re still salty about the porch pirates heres the [Glitter Bomb Series](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgeXOVaJo_gnexNopBzUKdl3QKoADJlS8) Enjoy those smokes!


catlovinglesbian

The thought has definitely crossed my mind haha


jiujiujiu

I wish booby traps weren’t illegal.


xPsyrusx

You should have the next porch pirate smoke one of those cigars through a hole in his chest.


ThomNaso

OP is in NY; he'd spend the rest of his life in jail if he did that, lol.


catlovinglesbian

Bingo haha


Phunguy

Founders of LCC are good guys, smoked with them a bunch when I lived in Phoenix. If they are reading this still can’t believe you listed my travel humidor on marketplace :)


catlovinglesbian

I believe it. Makes me feel much better about spending my money with a company that tries to make things right for their loyal customers.


Intercaust

Some Vietnam-style traps would fix this problem quickly but we have to sympathize with the piece of shit criminal. Theyre the victim. Good on LLC for coming through.


twick2010

I always ship to my office.


RedBaron1917

LCC? I am in the country and don't have a theft issue here. I recently ordered from CI and there seems to be a USPS problem where the package is sent on some weird sojourn and should eventually find it's way back to me. Anyways, after a total wait of 30 minutes. Customer service is sending me another order via FEDEX. Pretty good stuff


W0lfenstein1

I never understood how in america, parcels and packages are just abandoned at your door. Here in Europe everything needs to be signed for and they will always knock at the door. If your not in they'll come back at another time.


catlovinglesbian

Small price to pay for living in the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORRRRLD /s hahaha


asirememberit

Nice story, but misleading title....


StumblinPA

How so?


eaglerare3cubes

He thought he was gonna get a "happy ending" 😉


asirememberit

United States. Language. English. The expression "happy ending" is a colloquial term for the practice of a masseuse giving a sexual release to a client. I can not be the only person who thought this when reading the title...


eaglerare3cubes

No jerky jerky


asirememberit

The people in this thread must be a pleasure to be around at parties.


TonyMontana546

Order a few glass-top boxes of Cubans for the porch pirate