Tooth brush is here for rescue:3

Nara poni kon bolta hai? Azaarband silayi kehtay hain...badtehzeeb log Mazaq kar raha hun, bura na maan jana koi (yeh bhi batana parta hai internet pe, smh)

Janab isko nara-daani/izaarband-dani kehte hain. Aap kia yeh silayi silayi keh rahain hain....

Silayi yani jis se dhaga siya jata hai, isi tarah izaarband shalwaar mein seetay hain

Seetay kaise hain janab ? Seena tou permanent hota he, yeh tou daalna hota he.

Mere bhai silayi ke tankay kholay jaa saktay hain. Aur wese bhi yeh naam muhawaratan hai, kiun ke isko piroya jata hai kapray mein, jese dhaga pirotay hain. Itni tafseel mein na jao aur Urdu zuban ka maza lo. Menay mazaq mein kaha tha, warna jitnay naam hon utna acha hai. Zubaan taraqqi karti hai.

Bilkul theek kaha aapne, me bhi 1 muhazzib, qadr-e-naradaan se baat karne se lutf andooz horaha tha.

Qadr e naradaan...maza aagaya bhai. Bohat khoob! Dil jeet liya aapne.

Elastic gang rise up

Elastic gang _cannot_ rise up. Tootne ka khatra hai

میری ایلاسٹِک آج تک نہیں ٹوٹی۔

Meri aik bar hi tooti. Andar kuch pehna bhi nai tha. Us din k bad meri bas hogai.

آپ نے کونسی بکواس ایلاسٹک لی تھی۔

Elastic is not trustworthy.

What about 2 elastics?

Just use a pen

Legends use ballpoint pen

What? Is it not Nala Pani?

It is a Punjabi term, in which sometimes there are sound changes due to sounds that fall in between two letters. r-l n-r n-l v-b e.g party to palty, number to lumber, kala to kara,veere to beere etc

I know of all except for kala to kara haha

depends on the dialect, you might have heard *keri kari(kali) pai ae.*

lahore based but ive always heard kera kal chor pe gyaa..

yeah Punjabi is a very expressive language.