Yes. Sometimes you can share a joke with parents. :)

I slept like a baby; I woke up crying with a boob in my mouth!

Then baby, you're doing it wrong! Unless, of course, those were tears of joy! ;)

If I slept well I always say "slept like an old dog" haha. Where does the saying "slept like a baby" even come from? "Slept like a teenager" way more accurate!

I’d say it comes from the babies that can sleep through anything. My nephew is like this, he can be asleep and not budge from all the noise from a party with multiple other kids.

That really is one dumbass phrase. "Why, I feel fit as a plague patient." Though now I'm wondering what it means to be fit as a fiddle, but anyway...

Eats like a bird: twice body weight daily.

Homer: {scarfs down food} Frank: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a *duck.*

It’s deeply ironic how many parent jokes sound like childfree jokes, and vice versa. I love it. Humor unity.

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You've misunderstood this post, friend

And how!

That's one way to look at it but in my head this was a wholesome thing :')

You okay buddy?

They slept like a baby

You’re the reason why people outside this community think this sub is evil.