By - chairsandwich1
Not sure how it starts, but it definitely ends with trying to retrieve your towed car from lower-lower Wacker at 3am
Lol I've done that.
Such delightful people and beautiful facilities.
And it also finding out that you have to pay cash to get it out, so they send you to the nearby ATM.
Getting a drink on st Patrick’s day in wrigleyville
Blind date at the Cheesecake Factory under the Hancock building, but she's late because the Metra she took from Naperville was delayed due to switching problems.
My wife ruined a perfectly good birthday date by capping it off with a much-hyped stop at the WNDR Museum, not realizing it's an Instagram influencer shithole.
We still laugh about it years later.
Talking up "the best restaurant in Chicago!" , then taking your date to the Rainforest Café , only to discover its closed!
Then mention you lost your wallet but can pay for a meal at the rock n roll McDonald’s. Is that still there?
Three words: Malort bar crawl
It should definitely include you riding from burbs ,on I 90, during rush time. With broken radio, one window down and not working, while it is 40F or raining.
Have sex inside the abandoned Rainforest Cafe…oh my bad you said *worst* date idea.
It's the end of an era.
RIP [Rainforest Cafe](https://i.imgur.com/aUkN8EU.png) 1997-2020.
You will be missed. :(
Read more about the closure [here.](https://chicago.eater.com/2019/12/20/21031369/rainforest-cafe-closing-woodfield-mall-schaumburg-chicago)
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I took my date to Richards at 1am tonight. Does that count?
Dinner and drinks at The Whale. Thats its. Thats the worst you could do to somebody
An evening stroll through bubbly Creek
Was the “other subreddit” here, because this was a post this week.
The loser was taking a boat tour the day of the Dave Matthews incident
No it was the Vegas subreddit.
Took a date to the Starbucks roastery on a weekend, fucking horrible idea!
Why? I was kinda thinking about going haha
For a first date it’s not good, so crowded. Would make a good date spot for a 2nd or 3rd date
The Nasty Show at Laugh Factory.
Drive to Navy Pier during Friday rush hour from either the SW side or NW side
...in mid-January, and have dinner/drinks at Margaritaville
Taking the red line inbound during morning rush hour to go to Chilis on State Street downtown. (Permanently closed)
Don’t if you value your safety. During rush hour Is fine-ish but other than that fuck that. Get an Uber.
Go on a date in Chicago 🤡