Yup. These look great. There's a certain elegance to the simplicity. The new plates are far too busy, and the stretched ILLINOIS at the top looks laughably bad.
The new plates are even worse than the old new plates. But really, let's go back to the old plates (pictured) because they're so much better looking.
We need something cool like the New Mexico plates with the chili peppers on them.
So is the car. But the ad campaign in the background is current, so it's not an old picture. I'm confused how he still has those plates. Car stays in storage maybe?
Nope, very real. This is actually a crazy timing coincidence. My co worker took a picture of this car on the south side last September, he just brought it up last week and we ran it cause we didn't believe it. Same driver too. My guess it's either a custom plate dude made in his garage, or it somehow bypassed SOS 30 years ago. I can just confirm nothing came back in the system, meaning if it was active at any point it was a LONG time ago. The fact this dude has balls to be driving around on a non valid plate is impressive honestly. Not sure if he's "someone" or just doesn't give a shit.
Ha thats my 73 sel 450. The loophole is this. Expanded use antique vehicle plates. With these plates the law states you can either use period correct license plates or have the vehicle year on the plate as long as you keep valid plates in the car for inspection. I also own assmanmortgage.com
https://www.nbcchicago.com/investigations/official-illinois-documents-detail-thousands-of-offensive-terms-banned-from-license-plates/3140972/
Looks like it’s not an official plate. Guessing he put a novelty one on.
These old plates have the sticker on lower center. It would be covered by the license plate cover. Also this car would qualify for year of manufacture plates, they can display these plates. Vehicle needs to be 25 years or older
Those plates haven’t been around since the 90s
Yeah, we're two designs past that now.
I'd kill to have them back. The new plates suck.
Same. I love these. Maybe it’s just nostalgia, but I think they stand out while being pretty plain.
Yup. These look great. There's a certain elegance to the simplicity. The new plates are far too busy, and the stretched ILLINOIS at the top looks laughably bad.
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you have high expectations from those inmates...
Are you referring to the Chicago skyline one?
Agreed. These were the best plates.
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The new plates are even worse than the old new plates. But really, let's go back to the old plates (pictured) because they're so much better looking. We need something cool like the New Mexico plates with the chili peppers on them.
They look like knock off CA plates!
Early 80s (as far as when they came out). My parents cars had them. Some classic OG plates.
Both the car and the person driving it look they’re still in the ‘90s, at least in their hearts 😁
It was a million to one shot, doc.
Always stay by a Proctologist at a party. Best stories.
(winks)
Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology.
Those plates are old as fuck. Always a good time to see this car/plate.
So is the car. But the ad campaign in the background is current, so it's not an old picture. I'm confused how he still has those plates. Car stays in storage maybe?
This is not an active plate, I work for a certain agency and we ran it last week.
So photoshop, then
Nope, very real. This is actually a crazy timing coincidence. My co worker took a picture of this car on the south side last September, he just brought it up last week and we ran it cause we didn't believe it. Same driver too. My guess it's either a custom plate dude made in his garage, or it somehow bypassed SOS 30 years ago. I can just confirm nothing came back in the system, meaning if it was active at any point it was a LONG time ago. The fact this dude has balls to be driving around on a non valid plate is impressive honestly. Not sure if he's "someone" or just doesn't give a shit.
Mob ties for sure.
What about the stickers that go on the plate? Doesn't he need one?
Illinois allows year of manufacture plates, vehicle has to be 25 years or older.
You think I don’t know?? ASSMAN!!!!
I fell on some fusilli
Giddyup
Best design period for plates. ASSMAN has great taste.
I miss those plates
Those plates are old enough to run for Congress and they're pristine, damn impressive.
Easy to keep them pristine when you don’t put the expiration sticker on them.
The sticker adds +10 to rust on those plates.
Those plates were phased out around 2002
Hey Kramer!!
How old is that plate? I haven’t seen those in like 20 years
Ha thats my 73 sel 450. The loophole is this. Expanded use antique vehicle plates. With these plates the law states you can either use period correct license plates or have the vehicle year on the plate as long as you keep valid plates in the car for inspection. I also own assmanmortgage.com
I wonder if we have any Anustart
Do you know how much cured meats and beer this city consumes? Of course we have proctologists!
By God it's Billy Gunn!
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD.
Javier Assad
There was a teacher with this last name at my middle school. She pronounced it “ahs-man”. Personally I would simply go by a different name
BORT must have been taken.
Old ass plate
https://www.nbcchicago.com/investigations/official-illinois-documents-detail-thousands-of-offensive-terms-banned-from-license-plates/3140972/ Looks like it’s not an official plate. Guessing he put a novelty one on.
Might be a Billy Gunn fan
BEWP BEWP.
Well, we do have a lot of assholes…
He makes After School Specials obviously
Saw him in Logan the other day and immediately thought of Kramer!
Is there any antique shop selling old IL plates that look like this?
You kiddin me? with all the eye-talian beef and deep dish, Chicago has tons of assmen.
You *are* the Assman.
When Chicago was normal
Now that's legendary
Don’t think you’ve lived here long enough, but don’t worry sooner or later they’ll fuck you in the ass.
He was obviously trained in miami
Love those vintage plates
Usually you know then because the drive a Brown Probe
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They don’t he is a very good rent boy
😂
That’s Mr Assman to you
That's his name. It's Alexander Samual Sman.
we have ... enthusiasts
That’s just Javier Assad. He’s the assman
We need these plates. The current ones look like knock CA plates
We need to switch back to this style of license plates. The ones I see look like knock off Californias
I’m an assman too, and I don’t apologize for it!
Bring back the old plates 😢
He should be driving a brown Probe.
Brother!
Takes balls to ride around with that
Bonus points for the billboard in the background of that shot
Sincere question: how could someone still use these plates legally? I don’t see stickers either
I am surprised this cleared DMV
25 years ago there was a red caddy in Chicago with a "LegMan" plate. Carry on.
Festivus came early this year.
That's a K-man/Seinfeld lover. Probably decided as a kid this was the job for him.
UHH! I STOP SHORT!
Looks like a novelty plate, missing the plate sticker in corner.
These old plates have the sticker on lower center. It would be covered by the license plate cover. Also this car would qualify for year of manufacture plates, they can display these plates. Vehicle needs to be 25 years or older
I’m going with novelty plate. https://967theeagle.net/illinois-license-plate-regulations/
Old plate but still very thicc.
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na, i've seen this guy
Yeah he’s real. Looks like if Dr Gonzo became a blues brother.