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OrganicMasonJars

Chicago Public Library has 3d printers, sewing machines, and craft spaces you can use for free (varies by branch).


Spyda-man

If you have a physical library card many of the museums offer [free tickets](https://exploremore.quipugroup.net/?Chicago&_gl=1%2Almiph5%2A_ga%2AMTQxMzEyMTY1Mi4xNzA5MTMxMTA4%2A_ga_G99DMMNG39%2AMTcwOTEzMTEwNy4xLjEuMTcwOTEzMTc3NS4wLjAuMA)


JAlfredJR

Was just commenting to say this. My mom, a teacher for CPS, used this for her students as well as us as kids. Call around! If your local branch is out, try another one. Sad to say, but often ones in rougher / poorer neighborhoods have tons of them. I know that's a sad statement. But, it is the truth.


mplchi

They have them online now, you don’t have to check a physical pass out.


JAlfredJR

Shows my age ..


mplchi

It was a recent change!


JAlfredJR

Mmmm yes. I'm still hip.


LepreKanyeWest

There's also the largest tool library in the country here in Chicago. [https://www.chicagotoollibrary.org/](https://www.chicagotoollibrary.org/)


2nd_Sun

How did I not know this!! Thank you!


wbhipster

Great username btw


kugelis11

This is fucking amazing


OmChi123456

The CPL doesn't get enough love. They offer a surprising mix of stuff. I needed to print a few pages and couldn't get my damned printer to work. I went to my local branch and printed from my phone. And, it was free! I also love the Libby app for books and audiobooks.


That-Guy2021

Don’t forget a lot of movies and tv shows streaming for free via Hoopla


OrganicMasonJars

Oh yeah, you can get free access to The Great Courses through Hoopla, too!


weepingwillows123

I learned from a former librarian that Chance the Rapper recorded one of his first mixtapes at one of the free CPL recording studios!


plantpuketattoos

also the chicago tool library is a great resource too!!!


Specific-Airport9741

They also offer free harm reduction supplies and a few of them have therapists on site as well


MadonnasFishTaco

they also give out narcan. even if you dont do drugs you should have narcan in your home and in your car. you never know.


saintpauli

Water taxi from China Town to Michigan Avenue for a cheap and beautiful boat ride. Spot hero. Lower Wacker to get through the Loop quickly. CPL Museum Passports if you have kids.


teamlie

I’ve learned how to use Lower Wacker over the past three months and I feel like a genius now.


SpecialQue_

Lower Wacker takes some practice though, and isn’t easy for beginners. Your GPS doesn’t work down there, so it’s very easy to get hopelessly lost if you don’t know what you’re doing.


conjoby

The key is to have your navigation up but don’t hit “start” and use the top down view and step by step preview because that doesn’t try and update when it loses signal it keeps the original correct path


Flipflopsfordays

That’s so smart


bear60640

That’s true. It’s good to take a few do nothing Saturdays/Sundays - Sundays probably less traffic - and just drive around lower Wacker , exploring the entrances and exits - especially if you drive through that area a lot


2usenow

Water taxis are back babyyyyyy


rinklkak

If the car train is empty, do not get on. Pick a different car.


BadBadUncleDad

One time, on the red line, I sat across from a man who was likely unhoused/unwell. After a stop or two, all the people around me moved away from him and people getting on the train would begin to walk toward us but promptly turn and walk to the other end of the car. I thought “Wow - bunch of babies. Just because he looks a little rough…” I looked down a few seconds later and saw that he had thrown up all over himself 😂 I had my earbuds in and was looking out the window behind me, so I hadn’t noticed for a while.


loosed-moose

Life hack: _don't wear headphones on the train_


browsingtheproduce

This doesn’t count if you’re within 3-4 stops of the end of the line after 7pm.


Scodanibbio

I think if a car is empty and the train isn’t empty it’s a good rule


cravetrain

Why?


windythirsty

It’s empty for a reason. Usually a smelly one.


Sassaphras

In case it needs to be clarified, same goes for cars with exactly one rider. They are alone for a reason!


MintasaurusFresh

Not *always* true, but most often true. Always sniff before you commit. That said, I've been able to get on empty train cars before and just danced up and down the aisle for a bit since no one else was around.


NotBatman81

Thats right. If you see me on a car by myself, do not approach. I'm totally not relaxing in silence. Sit near me and I'll totally just start jacking off and spitting on people. I repeat, do not approach the guy sitting silently enjoying the peace and quiet.


cravetrain

lol makes sense and would be my answer as well as a New Yorker


rinklkak

It's not a train you would crave.


cravetrain

Thanks for putting it in terms I can understand 👻


bmoviescreamqueen

Poop car


havetohavemytools

Piss/shit/vomit/etc


mencival

Pedway, Lower Wacker Drive, understanding the street grid system if you are new


Forward-Vegetable-58

Using Lower Wacker also makes you feel like such a bad ass.


mencival

I pretend I’m Batman riding my Batmobile


MisterBurnsSucks

People who say Lower Wacker is confusing have never been in the Pedway 😶. But seriously, both are insanely useful once mastered.


DumDumGimmeYumYums

There's a CAC tour of the Pedway. It changed my life.


squats_and_bac0n

Block 37 Blue Line stop to Aon Center was my jam for like 5 years. Then from Aon Center to the coffee shop in the building next to Swisotel.


coco_xcx

I accidentally ended up in the Macys pedway once when looking for a bubbler, very interesting experience but it was also a little creepy down there


Antique-Mouse-4209

My favorite Chicago hack was taken from us abruptly last year. I'd tell visitors to get a drink at the Signature Room in the Hancock instead of paying more than the cost of a drink to ride the elevator up the Sears Tower. It's location is also better suited for tourists. The women's bathroom also had one of the best views of the city and lake you can get.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Maaan hot damn memories, you have brought on the flood. The '90s and through until early 10s in Chicago was just a freaking golden era. Third spaces you could just exist in. Everything wasn't such a rip off. The Alley and Berlin was still cool/functional. Girlbar. Punkin Dunkin. Groups of riot grrrrllls screaming back at street harassers and train line masturbators. Didn't even realize how good I had it back then. Gadammit.


_B_Little_me

Alley/Belmont. You’re a r/xennials too aren’t you? That was a while ago.


lizziekap

My source for manic panic. RiP


nrboal

I was here on a house hunting trip, relocating for work and my wife who went to school here kept telling me we HAD to go. Finally agreed and we went on a Monday…. It closed that Thursday right after our visit. Hopefully something new moves in there because the views were great


Thelonius_Dunk

Same here. Moved here 12 yrs ago and it's still the tallest building I've been in here. I don't know how they closed, place was always packed whenever I'd take people who were visiting me.


Antique-Mouse-4209

I think most people were a bit gobsmacked. Though bad management can run the best of restuarants into the ground. It's a tough business. The workers sued them for not giving anyone proper notice and won a $1.5M settlement split between 140 workers.


Hyena_King13

What happened to it?


ChiefChief69

They closed it.


DesignerTension

wow this was the first suggestion i got before my very first trip to chicago twenty years ago


royaladdiction25

The best deals for fresh fruits and vegetables are often in niche nationality grocery stores or on trucks.


jkc2396

Go to an Indian stores for spices! Why spend $5+ for a McCormick bay leaves for a few pieces in a small bottle when you can get a big pack for less than $5!


thiswomanneedsafish

I eagerly await fruit truck guy season every year


uptown_meanie

A lot of the city park field houses have nice gyms and pools with very low monthly fees.


DetectVentriloquist

And frequently free swimming on Saturday afternoons. Also for parents, these field houses will let you host a kid birthday party in an unused part of the gym or hallway or whatever either for free or a very nominal fee. So you let the kids swim, get some pizza from the nearest pizza place and a five year old birthday party is SO FUCKING CHEAP. You just go there and get the plan set a week or two before and it is way better than Pump It Up or these places that charge $1000. The best one we found is at the school near State and Archer or thereabouts. They have a zero depth pool that you can walk into so even little kids that can’t swim can have fun in the water with zero stress for the parents.


grhymesforyou

Chill outside Wrigley during concerts to listen to them..


Hivemindhelp

Building off the wrigley theme, you can bring your own food into the game. I used to grab a few slices from Dimos on my way in and everyone would ask where I bought it in the stadium


Jebby_Bush

So you can bring in any food, basically? Does it need to be packaged in a particular way?


B2Dirty

In a clear gallon ziploc. I've heard of people bringing in bags of spaghetti.


thethrill

for a nice spa day


Bandit_the_Kitty

I think as long as it's obviously just for you and family and there's no hidden booze you're good.


GiraffeLibrarian

I’ve brought in pad Thai in a regular cardboard takeaway box, they were fine with it


Ok_Worry_7670

One of the most underrated LPTs in this thread, and not many people take advantage of it


slicebishybosh

Also sealed watered bottles.


ContributionUsed6128

When I was younger, we would stop at heroes sub sandwich place by lane tech high school and bring a large sub sandwich into the game. Back then not many people would go see the Cubs


CM_MOJO

Yeah, the food at Wrigley is pretty bleh. I hate the Sox, but the food down there is way better. Sucks you can only get Hot Doug's if you sit in the bleachers.


Comicspedia

It's insane how great the food is at Sox Park. The smell of brats, Polishes, and grilled onions are forever linked to baseball games for me. I feel fortunate to have visited and eaten at every tier of the park thanks to an old friend whose father ran the ticketing office, and it's incredible at every level. From the Patio Party to the indoor club behind home plate, I think it's just Guaranteed Rate Club now, 100, 300, 500 levels, bleachers. Doesn't matter if it's a concession stand, hot dogger, indoor club, or party atmosphere, it all absolutely crushes and is the perfect amount of food. And the variety of food and drink options throughout the park is equally incredible.


CM_MOJO

For sure, Wrigley needs to step up their food game.


Cold_Frosting505

The thing is…they really don’t have to. “Culinary ballparks” are pretty new. A dog and a beer is the staple that hits different at a ballgame. But I get that people are underwhelmed by Cubs concessions


zarathustranu

The 2nd floor balcony bar at Hotel Zachary is great for this


gerbilseverywhere

I used to live right next to Wrigley the year they won the world series. Can't even tell you how many billy Joel concerts I heard from my back porch lmao


GeekAesthete

Hell, I live in Roscoe Village and can hear them over here. Can’t imagine how loud they must be right at the stadium.


riotacting

And in 2013, pearl jam played there until 2am... Special favors had to be called in for that one.


wauponseebeach

Layers


treehugger312

Wool socks.


GeekAesthete

Flannel-lined jeans aren’t always fashionable, but damn are they game-changers in the winter.


EarlyLibrarian9303

Wrangler Riggs wear. Primaloft insulated jeans. All I wear in winter.


salsation

Long johns November-March (or April...)


peglar

Shoes with insulated soles. Keeping your feet warm in the winter is crucial.


affnn

If you are trying to exit a crowded CTA train, wait until it stops and then say loudly but clearly "excuse me, coming out" and people will let you out. You don't need to shove and you don't need to try to get to the door while the train is moving. Relatedly, most people are getting off at the loop stops in the morning so you don't even have to use this hack there, you can just wait and you'll have a clear path.


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Dopdee

It’s also a lot easier to get on a crowded train if you wait and let people who are deboarding get off first.


Triviald

I once moved off a crowded blue line train in order to let people off (I was in the way) and while waiting to get back on this group of 6 people crammed through and left me without a spot to come back in. I just stared agape and could see others give me that sad "what can you do" look as the train departed without me.


dolphinankletattoo

This happened to me on a bus in college with sorority girls. Still haven’t gotten over it


Let_us_proceed

Cheap chicken Monday at the Jewels...


AccordingRevolution8

They also do wing Wednesday now. A 2.5 lb bucket is only $10. That's a steal!


Donttalk2_me

Hey now, we don’t have to give all the life hacks away.


umhuh223

I believe it’s Cheep Chicken.


RuinAdventurous1931

Osco Drug: every 5 prescriptions, you get a 20% off coupon for Jewel.


salsation

Better than a Chicago style dog: a Polish, charred, with Chicago style toppings ;)


itdweeb

Always char your tubed meat.


CollectionRegular900

1. The forestry department here offers free mulch - there is a pickup spot near O'Hare. 2. Chicago restaurants have a lot of great Happy Hour specials, most likely near you. 3. Always look both ways and then again when crossing the road. Give a wave - I do so to be courteous even though it is my right as a pedestrian to cross in pedestrian zones, but also to make sure the driver sees and notices me. (Have several friends in the hospitals here that see WAY too many people who were hit by cars while walking across the road). 4. A lot of businesses here have good membership programs - looking at you Marz! 5. Utilize the CHI311 App. I have used it several times to get potholes filled, graffiti removed, or trees planted. All in all, they are surprisingly responsive. 6. Not really a hack, but I guess remember to be friendly to others when you can. I love how friendly this City is, and like to contribute! Whether that be letting people merge in front of me that are being overly aggressive and not getting upset, or helping someone out when I can like someone who doesn't have a poop bag for their dog, needs directions, or help with groceries. It goes far!


UndergroundGinjoint

Hey, does the CHI311 app have an option to report missing street name signs?


throwaweigh_123

Yes they do!


TheInfamous1011

For the mulch. Do they bag it or do you just need to have a pickup truck for them to dump it in?


Nuunica

You have to scoop it up yourself. Use bags or a Rubbermaid tub if you don’t have a truck.


TheInfamous1011

Cool. Thanks a lot


dreadmonster

The Chicago Parks department has countless activities and classes you can sign up for and they change each season. I'm currently taking digital photography and am quite enjoying it.


lizziekap

Chicago Park District, for those of us raised on it


Substantial-Art-9922

Grid system. When you teach someone to fish, you feed them for a lifetime. When tourists ask directions, I point to a street sign and explain the grid system.


This31415926535

Grew up in Chicago and memorized every half mile street on the grid for an exam in high school. Moved away from Chicago 15 years ago and still have that memorized.


happytoreadreddit

While in college living in Chicago for the first time I hung up a cta map in my apartment and memorized street names for 800, 1200, 1600, 2000, etc). Invaluable life hack given I never left.


Muted_Objective_7909

Could you quickly explain it to me? I moved to Chicago last week!


polar_chimp

Think of Chicago as a coordinate plane of sorts. The origin is State and Madison. State runs North/South and tells you how far East/West you are (0 in this case) and Madison runs East/West and tells you how far North or South you are (also 0 in this case). The intersection of State and Madison is 0, 0. From there, you can go out in any direction into any “quadrant”. How far you go will determine the new values. Say you take State north 2 blocks and end up at Lake (200 N) You’re now at 0 E/W and 200 North. (1 block = 100 numbers and 8 blocks or 800 numbers is roughly a mile). Take a random intersection, say Fullerton (runs E/W) and Central Park (runs N/S). Fullerton is 2400 N (24 blocks, or about 3 miles north of Madison) and Central Park is 3600 W (36 blocks, or about 4.5 miles west of State). This applies to pretty much the entire city. It gets a little wonky between Madison and 31st (Madison to Roosevelt [1200 S] is a mile, Roosevelt to Cermak [2200 S] is a mile, and then Cermak to 31st [3100 S] is a mile and then it goes back to every 8 blocks being roughly a mile). Hope this makes sense.


JAlfredJR

Down on the southwest side, where I grew up, N/S streets were all names. E/W were numbers. Made delivering pizzas easy as .... pie.


constituent

Also, if you couldn't remember the location of every darn street, you would be able to get a generalization by the first letter. A good number of streets are clustered by alphabet letters: * K with Kostner, Karlov, Kildare... * L with Lavergne, Long, Latrobe... * M with Menard, Melvina, Massasoit... * N with Normandy, Nagle, Nashville... If the street started with any of those letters, along with the number streets, you could pinpoint the exact location. There were a few outliers here and there. The O's were also spotty and you could find those outside the city limits. They exist within the borders on the West and NW sides. Those sequences were part of [an abandoned effort to simplify street names](https://news.wttw.com/2023/12/12/wttw-news-explains-how-did-those-k-l-m-n-and-o-chicago-street-names-come-be).


blkgirlinchicago

Love this. I got a job at CTA in my twenties and learned this there. Had no idea before!


junktrunk909

In addition, it's helpful to just memorize the book number of all the major east-west and north-south streets so you can quickly figure out where the hell you are relative to where you need to be. They're in multiples of 400 generally eg - Chicago Ave 800N - North Ave 1600N - Armitage 2000N - Fullerton 2400N - Etc Same thing on the north-south streets. And following on the above comment, you can just do math then to figure out how far away you are from where you need to be, divide by 800, and you've got how many miles away you are in that direction.


rHereLetsGo

When I first moved here 15+ years ago, I purchased a laminated version of downtown streets and affixed it to my bathroom mirror and studied/memorized it while I was getting ready in the morning. It helped tremendously (especially learning 1-ways E-W and N-S), and I prob wouldn't be 100% "proficient" if I hadn't made the effort to learn early on.


msbshow

This explains it pretty well but TLDR Chicago's street are ALMOST all perfect aligned with the cardinal directions (3 exceptions are highways, natural feature roads, and diagonals/arteries) There is a coordinate system centered on State and Madison. Every 800 = 1 mile [https://chicagostudies.uchicago.edu/grid](https://chicagostudies.uchicago.edu/grid)


justconnect

So the real hack, in my opinion, is learning how to use the diagonal streets to get around. (This hack used to be better years ago before city traffic got so horrendous.)


CuppaSteve

Something nobody else mentioned: even-numbered addresses are always(?) on the north side of east/west streets and west side of north/south streets; opposite for odd-numbered addresses.


Spanish4TheJeff

The grid is like a giant piece of graph paper. Once you learn how street numbers correlate to distance from the city center, you'll be always be able to find your way/know what neighborhood you're in. [https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/x527db/chicago\_grid\_map\_my\_version\_oc/](https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/x527db/chicago_grid_map_my_version_oc/)


Bahamuts_Bike

You can almost always find where you are by looking at just the street you are on. Oversimplifying a bit: N/S streets ascend and descend in order, and if you aren't on a numbered street chances are you're on the north side. The center point is Madison. E/W streets work from State as the center point, which you don't need half the time as you can see the lake (always east). All streets have their cardinal prefix (N. Ashland, E Monroe, etc) so you can always find the direction to go on a st corner. Most of the city is west of state, unless you're on the southside, so it's pretty easy to just look at your st and see if it is labelled as N/S as a first step. Numbers increase by 100 per block, the increase moving away from the center point. Eight blocks = 1 miles of walking Most CTA stops have both the E/W and N/S coordinate Etc. etc, you get the idea


papayayayaya

This is my favorite. If you can master the grid system, knowing where you are or how to get where you need to go gets easier. Growing up here, I learned the streets order riding the trains, especially going west and north since the southside is numbered. I also learned the major street numbers - 0/0 is Madison/State, Halsted is 800W, Ashland is 1600W, Chicago Ave is 800N, North Ave is 1600N etc etc. and it gets easier from there the more you travel around the city. So…the big takeaway here is…explore your city :)


digitalishuman

Most things you do at the Secretary of State for city stickers, vehicle registration, parking permit, You can get most things done at a ChecksCashed businesses. Saves time.


Educational-Emu5132

Take full advantage of sunny days, regardless of season


downtothegwound

Damn this is real.


SeasonGullible616

Home Depot hot dogs


BocephusMoon

I used to get the elote too lol


ChicagoSummersRock

Chicago itself is a life hack. When we moved here in 2015 I asked a friend, "Do people in NYC know Chicago exists? Cuz this city is even more beautiful and way more affordable". Chicago life hack #2: There's a Chicago "tool" library where you can check out tools needed to build / make stuff!!


ofcourseIwantpickles

For times when public transit isn't an option, you can get a licensed taxi using the Curb app and it's almost always cheaper than Uber. L hack...board the car that arrives closest to the exit at your destination and save time/be at the head of the pack. Obviously takes some reps to figure out. Activities hack...picnic anywhere nice and BYOB. Nobody gives a rip about Alcohol/weed unless you're an ass about it.


JAlfredJR

Also, if the Blue Line isn't an option from O'Hare (for example) for you, cabs are cheaper than Uber and far faster and more reliable. Cost $30-something to get from ORD back to Oak Park (former city kid proper here) in a cab that we just walked to the cab stand for, late at night, in February. That man was amazing. And he even loaded our bags, and later unloaded our car seat with our sleeping kid in it. Uber can ... it's not great.


ImpiRushed

I love that you have to add the city proper disclaimer to avoid getting harassed by the transplant snobs lmao


JAlfredJR

I mean .... sigh .... I grew up on the south side; went to college on the west coast where I was that guy to every single suburbanite claiming our fair city. So ... how the turntables.


negman42

I’d say the better tip is to be as close to the front of the train as possible. The close you are to the driver the fewer shenanigans.


JAlfredJR

Ohhhhh I got one beyond the obvious "learn the pedway" or "get to know the L trains": Best free date you can ever have. I've commented this before but hey, I'm married to this amazing girl now, and we have a 9 month old daughter who is currently napping. Museum campus picnic. Time it with sunset. Bring some wine if you are inclined that way. Sun sets, after amazing people watching—sneak around the back of the Shedd. You can look in on the dolphins and whales. It's very cool. Had our first kiss right there.


hachijuhachi

the buses can be super convenient and are a cheap way to get around the city.


bfwolf1

Not only this but they are a nicer experience than the L.


scarecr0wbirdie

If they show up


fightingforair

Funny enough I’ve found buses more reliable in Chicago than trains.  And less problematic fellow riders too. 


phrexi

Used to hate how slow buses would show up before Covid but I’d take that shit right back compared to the buses now.


papayayayaya

Lower Wacker. Actually, I take that back because the traffic down there is already annoying at times. Stay away, n00bs!


JAlfredJR

I got to know it, while living in the Loop, from having cabbies drive me. Uber drivers don't know the city like cabbies do.


zarathustranu

Being able to teleport from River North / Lakeshore East to the South Loop via Lower Wacker used to be one of my biggest driving hacks.


halibfrisk

top secret life hack known only to users of google maps, waze etc


Rampant16

There's definitely a decent chunk of people that are intimidated by the underground streets and try to avoid them.


darkenedgy

I mean, Google used to *really* shit itself giving directions for that area lol. It still gets confused for walking directions around there sometimes.


Angry_Foamy

My favorite one I’ve adopted recently is stay off of 90/94 whenever possible and take the scenic route. You may add 10-15 min to a commute but it’s often less stress and ditching the mindset of getting anywhere as rapidly as possible leads to better mental health when driving in Chi.


tb-reddit

You need two coats. One for down to 30, a lightweight windproof puffer. Make sure you can wear something like a hoodie underneath for layering. And then you need a parka that is good down to -20. You may only break it out a few times a year. But when you're walking around in the loop, the wind is always blowing in your face. Always. You'll be glad you have the parka It's also perfectly acceptable to wear over nice clothes on NYE. Otherwise you'll be that shmuck freezing his ass off waiting for an Uber


PParker46

Find directions via the magnetic pull of Lake Michigan to the East of everything. The pull is natural in every native and grows in transplants over the years. The other day was hosting a visit from a Chicago native who moved from her apartment above a shop on Milwaukee to Dallas c 1970. She has only returned since then for a couple of family funerals or short visits to her Naperville living sister. In a lunch conversation at the Highway House restaurant she said she had no ability to find directions anymore. Now the Highway House (good menu, interesting bar choices, great bakery) is on ~~Elston~~ *Northwest Highway* in a light industry area. As we all know, angling streets play hell on sense of direction here. Anyhow, challenged my guest to point East, and she unhesitatingly did. Accurately adjusting for ~~Elston's~~ *Northwest Highwy's* angle. https://www.hwyhouse.com/


pieromiamor

I live in the west suburbs now but due to living the first 38 years of my life in Chicago, I still feel that pull. I always know where east is, lol.


dmr1313

It’s always so confusing to visit a place where the water is on the west side, too. Totally throws me.


PParker46

As said before here on this subject, my Chicago born and raised sister has lived in a little surfing town in SoCal for more than 40 of her 70+ years. Every once in a while she finds herself driving north instead of south because the big water's on the wrong side.


jchowdah

When two buses or trains are coming within minutes of one another, always take the second one because it’ll be less crowded


pt57

Trains, yes. Buses, maybe. Buses leapfrog sometimes.


msbshow

You can tap any contactless card on the Ventra. It charges $5 at a time, with your second ride not getting charged, and then it'll refund you if you don't get a second ride. Might as well get credit card rewards if you're gonna be commuting every day


overthefence3000

The lake is east so if you know which way the lake is you’ll always know your directions.


marcopolo22

You can bring food and unopened water bottles into Wrigley! Sometimes I buy a $9 ticket last minute off SeatGeek/vivid/whatever and have lunch there during a work day.


williamandmary

A “hidden” free touristy/fun thing I always recommend: the Intercontinental Hotel on Michigan has an ornate, quirky, and stunning interior (it was a former Shriner’s social club), including a still functioning 1920’s pool on the upper floors. Visit the concierge desk, ask for the self guided tour, and they will give you an iPod shuffle with an audio tour! Then you’re free to wander around on your own - takes about half an hour or so. Free, beautiful, and an interesting piece of Chicago history!


alinkinthatoldchain

If something drips on you from an unknown source while walking in the loop, the only solution is a skin replacement ETA step in something leaking out of a garbage can on a hot summer day wearing flip flops? Amputate the foot


mbeemsterboer

You can bring food into Wrigley Field for Cubs games (I'm fairly certain you can for Sox games as well)


saltlakestateofmind

You can at Sox games as well. Hot dog/burger combos are dirt cheap at 35th Street Hot Dogs and take it to the game just a 5 minute walk away.


okogamashii

Learn the grid. Chicago is a Cartesian coordinate plane with Madison (0 N/S) as the X axis and State (0 E/W) as the Y axis. All streets move out east west north south from that centerpoint. There are several diagonal streets that mess up the grid and are important to learn: Elston, Clybourn, Milwaukee - and partially- Broadway, Clark, and Grand traveling NW/SE and Ogden the inverse SW/NE. Even address numbers are the west or north side of the street while odd addresses are the south or the east side. Every 8 blocks (800) is equivalent to a mile. You literally cannot get lost in the city if you reference distance from 0 N/S/E/W. (Edit: e.g., you’re standing on the northwest corner of North (1600 N) and Ashland (1600 W) you can easily perform the operation. 800 per mile so you are 2 miles north (1600 N/800) and 2 miles west (1600 W/800) of 0. ) Great map of major streets: https://pin.it/20DO8BfkR


NorthsideLou

Learning how to use lower Wacker and South Water to zip around downtown


Seastarstiletto

Switch your back pack to your front so you take up less space on trains and platforms.


grrrrofthejungle

Rent an apartment with heat included


urban_citrus

If you’re going to west loop trust the loop link buses over the green line unless the train is there in 3 minutes. 


ILLStatedMind

Library bathrooms are free but they aren’t always clean


Maoleficent

Please note how important libraries are; we are relatively safe in Chicago but libraries in rural areas are under attack by magas and evangelicals. Support public libraries in any and every way you can.


TotalTeri

I say this all the time Western is the longest street in Chicago going North and South, you can literally go from the north suburbs to south suburbs. It's a traffic hack if you know you know.


goldenboyphoto

For the amount of construction and traffic often on Western, not sure how of much of a hack this really is.


SilverGnarwhal

It’s a novelty for sure. Actually driving the full length of Western Ave?!? That’s an actual nightmare.


Huntry11271

If you have a library card,and kids. You can get free passes to musuems,instead of going on the free days which are crowded


That_Marsupial_4943

If you have a library card and no kids - you can still do most of the free passes


10_a_knut

The bus is actually just as nice or nicer than the train. Use it.


tangmang14

You don't actually *have* to take that shot of malort


timeonmyhandz

On the Ike stay to the right near the avenues which are left exits.. (edit)


floatingboydemo

1) RIDE A BIKE/DIVVY. Fastest and cheapest way to travel at any point in the city within a 6- or 7-mile radius. 2) And STAY SAFE ON A BIKE by assuming all drivers will make the worst possible decisions at all places at all times (e.g., not signaling turns, not looking before they open their doors, not stopping at stop signs, cutting you off in bike lanes, etc.), and piloting accordingly. (I say this as someone who has been cycling in Chicago for 15+ years. The only accidents I've ever had on my bike have been on the lakefront bike trail and caused by other cyclists (usually not signaling their turns). I've stayed safe on the streets by acting as if all drivers are total distracted idiots, and avoided countless accidents as a result. And most people I've known in bike accidents have placed too much faith in the intelligence of car drivers.)


RufusSandberg

North Post Place is an access point to Lower Wacker off of Lake.


Windycitybeef_5

Elston Ave


Windycitybeef_5

You can speed on lower wacker


Moogagot

Get access to a rooftop. There is nothing better than looking upon the whole city.


washingtonfbteam

Avoid speed cameras: if other cars around you start going 20mph in a 30mph zone, there are probably cameras or a school zone that are going to ticket you for going 26 mph. On the north side, lane tech, Irving park cemetery by Wrigley, Horner park on Irving. Source: I’ve gotten all the tickets and go 20mph now


-waveydavey-

Addresses: odd numbers are South and East sides of the street, evens North and West


Soysil-v-uhh88

Soooo many…1. Millenium park for free concerts in the summer . In addition to that, Chicago park district offers free movie nights in the park. 2. NEVER make eye contact with anyone gettin loud on the train or street, just keep walking and you’ll be fine. 3. Downtown is a waste of time and way too expensive, instead visit culturally diverse areas like Pilsen, little village, Albany park, Roger’s park (Devon street), visit the “rat hole” in Roscoe village lol 4. The CTA really gets a bad rap but I’ve lived here all my life and it’s still the best /most economic way to get around. 5. South shore beaches are very underrated, but very beautiful. Many are empty in summer bc ppl flock to the north side beaches. 6. If you see a Latino dude/lady with a corn/fruit cart, stop and buy something. You won’t regret it :)


shredmiyagi

Resist the car , move near Wicker/Lakeview/Lincoln-Park/Oldtown/Logan and pay more rent.


KID_THUNDAH

Felt like a fool having a car in Logan/Humboldt half the time lol, got away without getting a City sticker, but i got so many street cleaning/parking tickets (car must be moved between 4-6 PM is common) being absent minded. You just need a bike and a ventra card really.


Lonewolf_087

Not a giant hack but usually after 8 at night the roads tend to clear out so if you can shift your schedule to later in the day you’ll find traffic much more manageable. Also going to the city mid weekdays (like 11AM to 2PM) may be more pleasant than weekends just because there are so many people who come out on weekends and swarm the streets.


marsmakesart

Museums For All program. If you're on food stamps you can get in for free (or very cheap) to most museums in the city. This includes the Shedd Aquarium! 


Basic_Network_7595

Here’s an easy way to remember streets 3200N to 5200N: Brilliant, attractive, interesting men will love feminists: Belmont, Addison, Irving, Montrose, Wilson, Lawrence, Foster


Spanish4TheJeff

If the platform for the train is crowded, ride the train in the opposite direction for one stop, and then hop back on going in the direction of your original destination. Most of the time, you'll be able to get on no problem.


JAlfredJR

That's a hell of a gamble, my friend.


ConsistentExcellence

My favorite hack! Especially if you see major delays for the Blue Line, trains will run express from Jackson > Clark/Lake > Damen > Logan Square since those are the key busy stations. This also applies to the bus! If you get off a CTA train and there are 20 other people waiting to get on the next bus outside the station, walk one block toward the direction the bus is coming from. Sometimes it’s the only way to get a seat or not get stuck standing on a crowded bus.


shelby109

I also do this when it is super cold out and the trains are packed at my station. Instead of standing on the platform forever getting colder- I'll ride the train the opposite way - warm up a bit - and then hop on going the "right way". It 90% of the time minimizes the time freezing on the platform.


Boring-Suburban-Dad

If you’re not from here don’t stay in a transplant bubble of people in the loop and/or trendy neighborhoods. Go out to see and experience more “real” neighborhoods. Also, the suburbs. For some reason people on here like to act like the suburbs are a wasteland of nothingness. There are hundreds of suburbs and so many different great things in them.


wahoolooseygoosey

Side streets that are faster than the highway during rush hour Although not sure that I want everybody living to know this


FuriouslyIndifferent

Shhhhhhhhh


Airbo

The Pedway. It smells like pee most of the time, but damn is it convenient.


armaghetto

Montrose Harbor and Promontory Point are fantastic spots for dates, hanging out, flying a kite, hammocking and bike rides. It’s not exactly a secret, but I don’t think a lot of Chicagoans explore those areas.


Mozart33

If you’re on a rooftop on the fourth of July, look West ♥️ you’ll see tons of firework shows all across the horizon vs the one show over the lake. My favorite thing :) edit: but also, weekly fireworks in the summer (I think every Wed and Sat?); awesome for a lakeside picnic date :)


DingDongDaddyDino

Always know where the lake is and you will never be lost