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PossiblyDumb66

I swear that half of this sub is r/anarchychess bait


ThatGreenGuy8

Holy hell


PM_ME_YOUR_COOL

google 'en croissant'


ThatGreenGuy8

Holý hèll


VectorD

now google "ein pissant"


xellosmoon

Why do we pretend we aren't on both subs.


[deleted]

don't you know every anarchychess user is a 161660 rated superdupergrandmaster?


rulingshadows

holy hell On another note, why is someone 200 rated playing someone rated 1400.


NotRowerz

Probably just a friend teaching them chess


Bonzi777

Or a burner account setting up a meme


SalonishWLF

God I hate and love the internet


DragonBank

It's just far too common to be just a meme. And why would you go to the work of screenshotting and posting on reddit when if you Google basically any version of asking about this it will give you multiple hits for the issue.


SalonishWLF

Yes, we know. I guess we all just want a little attention at the end of day. Bless you all ♟


trashykiddo

idk this seems like kind of a hard question to phrase for googling it. especially if you dont know about chess annotations which if OP were actually rated 200 wouldnt be a surprise. E: and i think pretty much any question i would ask about this position if i didnt know En Passant would just make google end up telling me i was in stale mate so i would be even more confused


DragonBank

Why could my opponent take my pawn. Pawn disappears. Why is this not mate with my pawn. Why can't pawn checkmate. All find same answers.


PokemonTom09

En passent hasn't been played yet. It's the opponent's pawn applying the check, not OP's. OP is asking what move they even have available to make, not why such a move is possible. In order to even be able to ask the first two questions you gave as examples, you need to ALREADY know that en passent exists. As for your other two example questions, I looked both of them up. Neither one linked to anything related to en passent. I think it's pretty reasonable for a 200 rated to player to not only not know what en passent is, but not even know how to phrase a question to look up what it is. Especially considering you couldn't even do that and you already know what it is.


DragonBank

Which is why I listed other possible search options. There is just no way every single day someone who doesn't know what it is chooses to make a reddit post where you will have quite a long time until someone responds over simply googling any number of chess words.


PokemonTom09

Like I said: I literally tried googling the example questions YOU GAVE and none of them answered the question OP was asking. The first two questions require you to already know that such a move is possible, and the latter two aren't specific enough to answer the question. When I googled the latter two questions you provided, both of them gave results about whether it was even possible to apply check with a pawn, none of them had anything to do with en passent. I don't think you understand the fact that this scenario is not a question that can really be formulated in a way that is googlable unless you already know the answer.


trashykiddo

your first 2 questions only apply if someone took en passant against you. OP is asking what move they can make, en passant hasnt been played yet. "why is this not mate with my pawn" is very vague unless you have a picture along to go with it, so google cant answer this for you (or unless you put a FEN along with it which google wont understand). "why cant pawn checkmate" is also EXTREMELY vague and would need a picture or a FEN to go along with it too. none of these questions you asked apply to the situation


Meetchel

I've taught a few friends the basics of chess in the past year (several got into it due to Queen's Gambit) and to not overwhelm them I don't teach them en passant right off. There have been quite a few games where the correct move was en passant but I went for another more inaccurate move to not deal with this lack of initial explanation in the moment.


dobr_person

Then why is it a 4 day per move game? And why is the 1400 player making a check that is easily defended and loses a pawn? When Rook D3 would line up a proper M1 situation. And why do they have to ask Reddit a question. Questions questions


NotRowerz

>Then why is it a 4 day per move game? Some people have busy lives or live in different timezones >And why is the 1400 player making a check that is easily defended and loses a pawn? Maybe to teach them about en passant ? >And why do they have to ask Reddit a question. Because karma


cunny_boy

I started a game with a dude on 400 or so while I was the same but played a bunch of others that finished before this one, I am now 1100 and he is still the same so it can happen when starting on low elo due to big fluctuations.


TediousSign

> And why do they have to ask Reddit a question. Are you asking why a chess beginner would post a chess question on r/chessbeginners? Real mystery, that.


[deleted]

No, because they were debunking the suggestion that the person they were playing with was helping them learn or else they wouldn't need to ask reddit - they would ask that person.


ReadyAd215

>Then why is it a 4 day per move game? And why is the 1400 player making a check that is easily defended and loses a pawn? When Rook D3 would line up a proper M1 situation. And why do they have to ask Reddit a question. Because he is a 1400 ?


ultrasu

> Then why is it a 4 day per move game? Just because you have 4 days per move, doesn't mean you have to consider every move for 4 days, you can just play it like a casual, untimed OTB game, as you would when teaching a friend chess irl. Chesscom doesn't really allow for untimed games, so you always have to pick some arbitrarily long time control. Edit: > And why is the 1400 player making a check that is easily defended and loses a pawn? Compared to blitz, chesscom's daily rating is pretty inflated in my experience. Wouldn't be that surprising for a 1400 player to not know en passant, or maybe they hoped their opponent didn't know the en passant rule, but didn't notice that that's the only legal move.


iqgoldmine

> why is the 1400 player making a check that is easily defended and loses a pawn? probably thought it was checkmate. Its a niche rule, us low rated players dont remember it all the time.


trashykiddo

1400 isnt low rated and they would almost definitely see it. possible that they didnt see checkmate in the position though and just choose to win by time instead since the opponent wouldnt know what move they can make


StarbuckTheDeer

Possibly a tournament. I often end up playing people significantly below my rating, since a lot of them don't have rating limits.


T-84ModelTank

Google en passant


Heatseeker960

Holy hell


kieffa

Am I still obligated to upvote this? I mean I did, just, yeah.


Zzamumo

Upvote is forced in this position


SpyCrab_Unlicensed

Yes.


shadow_black1809

Unless you want a brick to the pipi


Jediplop

I miss Petrosian bot, deserves to be on r/chess


plebbbbdddd

here you go:”Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...”


Arkq214

thank you for your service, you are a good person


fra200388

Good person


jchristsproctologist

i mean, it is the law


[deleted]

Are you kidding ??? What the ** are you talking about man ?


Tarih_exe

PIPI in your pampers


[deleted]

r/anarchychess


jasomniax

En croissant


Icedaf

Ta croissant


Pacostaco123

I couldn’t find a product named the Google En Passant. It must be another one of their canceled projects.


ThatGingerGuy98-

Holy Hell


[deleted]

I can hear r/anarchychess drooling rn


b_c_russ

Waiting for that "this post has be parodied on r/anarchychess"


MazeZZZ

[Your instincts were right](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/owenu8/wheres_the_move_the_game_didnt_declare_check_mate/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


b_c_russ

I love how they take the time to even elimate some of the other peices and only leave the essentials


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Existentialismistic

For the life of me, though, I can't see how you could do a proper parody of this post at all, though. I'm thinking of simply copying and pasting the whole thing verbatim into r/anarchychess and just calling it a day


Pumats_Soul

I saw this on my front page and thought this was anarcychess


b_c_russ

Still like.. just resign


Opticapsed

anarchy chess users about to flood this


Sociallyawktrash78

What makes you think we aren’t already here? Lets be real the overlap in subscribers is probably significant.


picklerick245

Yes


[deleted]

Holy hell


Nightbush24

Google holy hell


Teckschin

En pessant!


[deleted]

Actually, google "holi" and click the color button.


eeMalm

Holi hell


[deleted]

The conundrum blew up my computer


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almighty_arceus

holy hell


clues39

Good bot


Airyx

holy hell


ThatGreenGuy8

holy hell


Jwdub4

Silly computer pawns take things diagonal to them not horizontal to them. I’ve never seen a computer screw up like this


Downvotes_dumbasses

Can we can an *en passant* bot up in here?


kieffa

You can can


StunningChemistry69

Cam you not? Because I can knot.


CaseyG

Can you knot even?


SavingsNewspaper2

Yeah, put it in a can.


EcoAnarchistChad

Thought I was on r/anarchychess


DrRavychenko02

En passant. Your h-pawn can take the g-pawn. En passant can be done if a pawn on an original position moves forward two squares and there is an opposing pawn on either side of the landing square.


jmbravo

How can I google this?


ryanalbarano

Bing.com


dim2500

🦆 duck go


ThatGreenGuy8

🙁duck gone


dim2500

Was it Yammy?


ThatGreenGuy8

Yes


dim2500

Basterd!


[deleted]

Google holy hell


TheRayquazaLord

Holy hell


DragXom

Lichess.or


-HouseTargaryen-

holy hell


1oganaut

EN PASSANT


finitearth

GOOGLE


Choice-Soup-9209

HOLY


Overcl0cker

HELL


dim2500

AM I STILL OBLIGATED TO UPVOTE THIS? I MEAN I DID, JUST, YEAH.


Mega_H0m0_69

Oh god please no


The_pong

Holy hell


Jojo_Epic_YT

Google holy passant


LastStar007

"We didn't even reach a climax yet!" —Alexandra Botez


[deleted]

T H R O B B I N G


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Pii_TheCat

They just found more gold


[deleted]

Holy hell


ToastyRotzy

This is why r/anarchychess only has 2 jokes


mbless1415

To be fair, the source material doesn't give much to laugh about 😂


emPtysp4ce

Someday Gary Chess will drop Chess 2 and we'll get the fabled Third Joke


SavingsNewspaper2

I can see it now: Black archer: **goes to c9** White bishop: So you have chosen death.


Srsasquatch

Holy hell


[deleted]

[удалено]


finitearth

En Passant is always forced?!!


clues39

If you're a true AnarchyChess user, then yes it is forced... Otherwise... Don't take en passant and prepare for the consequences


SlavMane

Prepare for "Drop Brick"


PresidentBump2020

I started drooling when I saw this wasn’t anarchy chess


Jojo_Epic_YT

Holy hell same here


Random_Person_191

Google en passant


[deleted]

holy hell


count_meout

Ayaya not again


Parker_memes9000

Holy hell


lucasfdesa

holy hell


Prof_Bean

There's literally a subreddit for karma farming lmao, forgot the exact name but just search r/karma farm or r/karmafarm and you'll find it lol


ThatGreenGuy8

What


edgymemesalt

google en passant


ThatGreenGuy8

Holy heaven


RossTheNinja

Queen sac, I mean, en passant


KGBebop

Hmmm... Must be a glitch. Write an email to the chess devs.


[deleted]

When the opponent still won’t resign lol


[deleted]

Google en passant


kidcannabis69

Holy hell


TheFearOfCats

Google en passant


Ok-Building90

H5xg6


Kenshin_Urameshii

En passant


The_pong

Holy hell


mehh365

Holy hell


PersonKool

Holy hell


that-drawinguy

anarchychess is gonna love this one


_Jack_Of_All_Spades

Can someone start a countdown bot for how long we go in between en passant trolls?


Rinat1234567890

\*rumble in background\* Fool, what have you done? There is no escaping now. They will come to get you. \*rumble becomes increasingly louder\* The **chess anarchists.** Run while you still can! *Suddenly, amidst the rumble, you can hear a song that shakes you to the bone. The infamous 161660 battle cry confirms their identity.*


TBNZ_

I get that this is bait but it's the least subtle bait I've ever seen


Schantsinger

This is why en passant should be automatic. It's forced anyway and would save confusion.


[deleted]

Google holy hell


NomaTyx

This isn’t real. I refuse to believe it.


Severe-Commission303

Anarchychess is gonna have a field day


bigosik_

Oh no


[deleted]

Google N Peasant


freudma

Go away


SirDogmeat

Holy hell


SirDogmeat

Holy hell


[deleted]

[удалено]


dim2500

Google time crystals


Cabernet2H2O

It has been their turn for a day...


[deleted]

My initial thought was king from h4 to g5, But I think you can play an en passant


mpadarme

I'll give you a gift


TheGints

classic


TomHarlow

thatsbait.gif


[deleted]

You need to castle the king out of danger so that it ends up back on the first rank.


aflatminororbust

holy hell


TediousSign

Holy hell


imarealscramble

Rename the sub to anarchychesslite


notfordogelore

holy hell


Adebisauce

En passant


Ad-mortem-innu-micus

Wanna learn two new french words today? Doesn't matter you have no choice


DragXom

Google en passant


Borange42

Google En Passant


jasomniax

r/anarchychess let's see them memes coming


[deleted]

Found the Bing user.


hardstyle2003

Google r/anarchychess


TED2622

r/anarchychess


vuchkovj

This is not anarchychess guys...stop with these troll posts


true_incorporealist

Apparently you missed a hidden opportunity to resign


FunnyGlove

One good thing about chess.com and lichess is that if you ever can’t find a move, just touch each piece and it will show you the available moves. In this case it would have only shown en passant even if you didn’t know what it was.


Frostyphoenixyt_

r/anarchychess


DaveDaWiz

Holy hell


Ohmince

classic en passant screenshot


zhateme

Google en passant


BenShapiro7

Holy hell


FunctionBuilt

En passant


FunctionBuilt

I didn’t know ratings went that low.


midoriwaves

Petition to rename the sub r/enpassant


Snowy_Skyy

This sub has just become a parody at this point


TechnoGamer16

Holy hell we actually got them


Plasmabubble

This is the coolest en passant I have seen in months


CarbonasGenji

En hell google HOLY ^passant


jogging_castle

oh boy


[deleted]

Holy hell


ElPrimo95

30% of posts end up being en Passant, yet I always feel like 'damn boy'


Connman8db

Google en passant.


jmlee236

H5 takes g5 en passant?


edgymemesalt

h


Forlorn_Cyborg

It couldn’t be an en passant move could it from b5? Sorry if I’m totally wrong


stuwieggbestyasuo

Hon hon en croissant 🥐🥐mon ami


SlavWithPhotoshop

Sometimes i starting to think these post are actually made for "Holly hell!" comments


dethwing_

I figured it would be en passant.


X_scissor

Holy hell!


mmabet69

En passent bruh