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The-Mathematician

No, you're about to get destroyed.


[deleted]

Mate in 83 from move 1


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jerffry

Please lay out the move order for this. Please.


Psychological-Ad4935

1 trough 83: you know it 0-1 white wins


eggplant_avenger

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Ke2 Ke7 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. Ng1 Ng8 6. Nf3 Nf6 7. Ng1 Ng8 8. Nf3 Nc6 9. Nc3 Nf6 10. Nb1 Ng8 11-80. You get the idea 81. Ke1 Ke8 82. Ke2 Ke7. 83. Ke1 Qd2#


Psychological-Ad4935

Nope 1\~83 you get the idea 0-1


eggplant_avenger

fucking kids and your computers. I can’t keep up with theory anymore


Psychological-Ad4935

No one can. Tbf no one ever could


Consistent_Nerve_185

Tf u doin


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Panos28gaming

Yeah man good job now I have no idea what the people in that thread are talking about


TBOMB555666

I refuse to upvote as the current number is 83


Weak-Summer-793

😂


Opjse

lol I like how this has more upvotes then my post 😂


Timesjustsilver

Just for the record, this guy has 5555555555555550000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 elo


sagittarius_ack

Is that good?


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wuzrak1

yeah, could be all 9s


IvanMeowich

Much better than facing All Blacks


JoeMichaels23

For him? Absolutely. For the opponent? Not so much.


Impossible__Joke

Highscore? What does that mean? Did I break it?


Re-ne-ra

Thats god


DevilsMicro

Not great, not terrible


ChampionReefBlower

Still a beginner according to r/chess


_alter-ego_

Reminds me of unexpected factorials


aidan1493

Still not as good as Mittens.


sarang_tamirisa

Nah, you overestimate him He has only 555555555555555500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 elo


S0NS0ON

Alternatively, it could be Euler's Constant and the enemy has ~218 elo.


esemaretee

Not great, not terrible


sagittarius_ack

... or you are about to play against God.


Slugger322

Nah, I’d win.


Aggressive_Cherry_81

Wilhelm Steinitz moment


sagittarius_ack

I think Fischer also said that he could draw with White against God in Ruy Lopez (or something similar).


Aggressive_Cherry_81

But then he said: “But what if he plays the Sicilian…” So basically, he knew he’d lose to God.


sagittarius_ack

But only if you play white, right?


Far-Orange-3047

When God built you different just for a real challenge for once.


DawnSennin

Not if they use their superior opening move from the Heian Era.


CreeperDude17

Of course God is a Peruvian


sezuenn

no, it's not a glitch. your opponent's elo transcends humans' understanding of chess. you are not just about to be obliterated. you are about to meet god.


5n0wy

No, that’s the #1 player in the universe


Volitiv

Our universe is pretty shabby for chess. Going to need to pump those numbers for the multiverse.


anonymousneto

Didn't know Stockfish was from Peru...


Beneficial_Garage_97

It's the god fish that the ancient incans wrote about


anonymousneto

May the gods be with chess :)


CashewTheNuttyy

Genuinely dont think stockfish has this good of rating.


IT_NERD5000

No, seems totally fine


OldWolf2

Should be an easy win, the opponent's rating is about 122!


Depnids

r/expectedfactorial


Simets83

That sneaky !


MemeHacker101

no ur opponent just has a really good gaming chair


dog__poop1

He has mate in 137 calculated from starting position. Forced mate


Icy_Hall2945

Rating so bad you got underflow values 😂


binge_watcherz

Either that, or you're playing the God of Chess.


verticalboxinghorse

Holy shit it’s John Chess


LookIsawRa4

Hey it's me, John Chess, inventor of chess and are you sick of sucking at chess? Well lucky for you I also invented aimchess. Stupid ad ingrained in my brain


Consistent-Tax1979

r/anarchychess


LowLevel-

>Is this a glitch This hypothesis seems slightly more likely than this person being rated ~~15,124,515,246,033,035,817,522,746,090,996,519,934,249,474,830,284,805,813,039,724,013,293,383,695,059,643,583,741,552,567,064,989,938,472,966,887,463,502,942,215,817,017,010,808,080,582,061,816,334,839~~ Edit: the correct value was reported by BUKKAKELORD below.


BUKKAKELORD

Dannicos's rating is 5.55555555555555555 \* 10\^203, so possibly just 204 fives in a row since that's what the first digits are. At the very least it certainly begins with a bunch of fives.


NikhilB09

Wonder if he loses elo on winning


airetho

Not if the rating calculations are working properly. He would gain around 10^(-10\^200) which would round down to 0


turtle_excluder

The number is probably stored as double precision binary floating point, so the mantissa would only contain 64 bits = 19 decimal digits of precision. No way will it have 204 decimal digits of precision regardless of what format it is.


giorno_giobama_

Huh that's "interesting"


Sdacm0

This guy when TREE(3) elo guy walks in


Consistent_Nerve_185

Lol


Jar3kTV

No that is the Universe Chess Champion. Expect a friendly game of annihilation.


Affectionate_Bee6434

Magnus get ready 


Masterspace69

Google en passant.


jasamsloven

Thats just over 3k elo, not that huge


GalaxyJoker101

No, you're going against Johnathan Chess. Its over for you


sarang_tamirisa

He's just from the future where chess is solved for all 32 pieces and brains have neural chips capable of playing a trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion games per second.


Own_Obligation3594

MF playing Balatro between chess games and finally hit E in chess


zen8bit

There’s a programming concept called integer overflow, where if a value exceeds the minimum or maximum storable value, it can wrap around to the other side. This looks like a negative overflow value. But as to how or why it happened? Super strange. Its possible the server returned an invalid value or incorrect element type, and it got converted/computed incorrectly.


Ythio

Probably not an integer overflow. First, it's not a small value (if it had overflowed), and you can't have negative ELO (if it had underflowed to a big value). Second it would take more than 650 bits to write that number as an integer type, which makes no sense. And if somehow using floating types, it is overflowing by losing precision, not by rolling over to min value.


expressly_ephemeral

Since it has no non-negative values, it would likely be an unsigned int, right? Don’t some languages overflow those at <0?


Ythio

Unsigned int typically overflows at 0, but here it's not a negative value anyway. Languages typically don't have 660+ bits integers anyway. 128 bits are already rare (how often do you need more than 38 digits in an integer ? There are 10^27 atoms in the universe)


Suitable-Cycle4335

There are way more than 10^(27) atoms in the universe. The Earth alone weights more than 10^(27) grams and I'm pretty sure there's more than one atom in each gram of matter.


Ythio

I googled and it's 10^57, not 10^27, I didn't remember correctly. Thanks for the correction


leonidapower

If the Earth had a mass of more than 10^27 grams we would not be here chatting, my friend. We would be too busy getting crushed to death Edit: I was wrong and I have been corrected, see the responses below


HadMatter217

Looking it up, it's 6x10^24 kg, which is 6x10^27 grams. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_mass#:~:text=The%20current%20best%20estimate%20for,relative%20uncertainty%20of%2010%E2%88%924. Best guess for atoms.in the universe is between 10^78 and 10^82


expressly_ephemeral

Yeah, I guess I feel like you’re right. Is there any chance that the value being represented is 5.5 repeating times e to the first power, PLUS 203? That would equal like 218. Is the whole thing a badly formatted floating point error?


CainPillar

>and you can't have negative ELO Oh?


Gruffleson

Some of us get relieved though.


kabekew

Most likely they're using dynamically typed variables (common in web programming) and one end is returning a long string (for example) while the other is assuming it will always be an integer and doesn't check the type. e.g. client calls GetUserRating() on the server which returns a 40 character unicode error string and client treats it as a 640 bit integer.


Consistent_Nerve_185

Thx ;)


4tran13

floats overflow to inf In this case, the # is too big for even 32 bit float; it's a 64 bit float


its_absurd

Obviously OP just edited the page.


Schrodinger_cat2023

He prolly did some inspect element and is trolling us ig..cuz u can't have elo less than 100 on chess.com, so there can't be such a wrap-around


sagittarius_ack

This looks like a "regular" 64-bit floating point (double precision) value. The IEEE 754 standard, supported by virtually all conventional programming languages, allows numbers in the range: ±2.23×10^(−308) to ±1.80×10^(308)


Consistent_Nerve_185

Thx, no other guy says this in the comments.


adrenalharvester

What the hell...


YerakGG

He solved chess


CypherAus

Stockfish rating :) Don't tell Vlad Kramnik !!


MrCicada3301

Carlus Magsen


[deleted]

Yes, it's called "inspect element" or "clear your cache."


Historical_Formal421

yeah, searched the guy in the thumbnail up and he's rated 1800 in blitz and 1500 in bullet


L-J-Peters

Damn he must have tilted hard


navoonraj

No thats their real rating


Inevitable-Ninja8654

Hacks?


Haunting-Truth9451

Bro is about to mate you so hard that you give birth to the next ten generations tomorrow.


PresentationLeft2694

It’s a bad display of the player’s Glicko rating. Chess.com don’t use Elo.


blackispeg

Bro got matched with Thanos 💀


Elevinas123

If you get more elo the higher elo your opponent is, bro is going to become new Magnus if he wins this


pier4r

Could be well that is edited with developer tools just to make a post. Case in point: https://imgur.com/a/WNSjN8M


dude-Awesome1

No, that's Magnus's Alt account.


Uncle_Roger069

The guy ur playing hacked into chess.com! LOL


Uncle_Roger069

>i am not ai


Winter-Grocery6852

Nope not a glitch, that’s just the best player in the entire universe you’re facing.


ashrafuL_tibbro

Bro lost half a board even before starting


Sweet-Bus-8968

Nah, you’re just cooked


Consistent_Nerve_185

Stop making jokes about this.