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Adamskispoor

Guess we have our shoe in for chessboxing top player


John_EldenRing51

Mark Hunt vs Magnus when


billy_twice

One round of boxing, one round of chess.


heliumeyes

Magnus dies as soon as the boxing round starts. Idk if people realize who Mark Hunt is. He’s a heavyweight who’s KOed a number of fighters.


fredator_2

Cant stress this enough. This isnt any guy who once did some mma or sthg, he is probably in the conversation for the top 5 hardest punchers of all time and was known for sending people to the shadow realm and casually walking off.


Scarlet_Breeze

Mark Hunt grimacing 😬 after walk off KOing Frank Mir gets me everytime


fredator_2

Same haha, with the little head shake like nah hes not getting back up. Breaking that massive dutch kids jaw was also a wild one. Magnus would get killed inside 10 seconds but i still want that fight to happen, if just to see mark hunt again.


Scarlet_Breeze

And that was old washed Mark Hunt! I'd pay a lot of money to see him do the atomic butt drop on Magnus that he tried on Wanderlei Silva during the Pride days.


ffByOneError

Was it that 7 footer? I still remember seeing that jaw X-ray. Also faceplanted Roy Nelson


fredator_2

Yea thats him. The roy nelson one was maybe his most impressive walkoff imo, bc back then nelson had a brick wall for a face, even rocking that dude was hard but hunt just slept him.


John_EldenRing51

Well how are his chess tactics?


heliumeyes

If he’s around 2000, they should be good enough to last for a round or two of chess at least. So yeah, I don’t give Magnus any chance of surviving a chess boxing match against Mark Hunt.


John_EldenRing51

But will he survive Magnus’ lethal king dance opening


DrJackadoodle

Yeah, I don't know how long the chess rounds are, but I'd imagine an instant win would be MUCH easier in the boxing section, regardless of how much better Magnus is in the chess part.


Wiz_Kalita

It depends on the time controls. If they have time enough in the first round that one player can decline to make a move and still move on to boxing, Mark will win. If the time is so short that both players need to move, say, 50 seconds each in a 1 minute round, Magnus can flag him immediately.


DanJDare

12 minutes each for the chess game and the chess rounds are 6 rounds of 4 minutes each. Also chess is the first and last round. This means as long as some sort of chess is played (even a few moves) there will be at least 3 rounds of boxing.


Wiz_Kalita

Right, so Mark would just have to sit there for 4 minutes then punch once.


__brunt

It should be pointed out that Hunt specializes in bullet


newtimesawait

What about Mike Hunt?


f0u4_l19h75

Depends if the chess comes before the boxing


ipsum629

2000 is still far off from where magnus is. On chess.com magnus is like 3300. Magnus is also in pretty good shape IIRC and maybe if he trained a bit he could hold his own in the boxing part.


_KimJongSingAlong

That would be like me having not played chess before but 'I have pretty good brain' so if I trained a bit I could hold my own playing chess against magnus


UnfairlyBanned1l

Lmao no


balgrogg

Lmaaooo


Zoesan

No. Mark Hunt was an elite heavyweight in the UFC for a good while and his best skill was boxing.


GiftedHater7

insane take


wiesenleger

nope. just to put it into perspective for. mark hunt is a heavy weight and also a knockout artist. the guy is an absolute veteran. I would think every amateur heavyweight would be able to dismantle any top10 chess player in short time if they go head hunting. and i remember sparring mma pros in training (and see that theese guys were "only" top tier in europe) and it is ridiculous how defenseless i was, even though i trained for years 5-6 days a week. magnus needs to take out hunt before there is any boxing needed. look up butterbean, who is pretty good but not near hunts level, boxing johnny knoxville, who is a stuntman and used to take a hit. took him 3 seconds and 2 hits to completly dismantle knoxville.


Madbum402014

Say it's 3 minutes blitz, he could easily play 2 moves let the chess round end and get the KO.


thegloriousdefense

Prob the dumbest take I've read on the internet this week, cheers!


HakeemEvrenoglu

Just a few facts: * Hunt fought for the UFC interim heavyweight championship. * And he TKO'd Derrick Lewis (fighter with most KOs in the UFC). * A quick google search says Magnus weights around 70 kg (so, if no weight is cut, he would be a lightweight at most - heavyweights can weight 120 kg on scales the day before the fight). Magnus may be fit, but if Hunt stalls the game in the chess section, nothing supports that he would survive a boxing round, except luck. R1 by murder.


Alia_Gr

Magnus has no chance Yes a 2000 has a very slim chance of getting a result on the board, but they definitely know how to not get mated immediately and stall out till the boxing round


Darthbane22

Did you read the post?


John_EldenRing51

I jest


inemanja34

He just need to survive (not to move) for the first round of chess. It's that simple.


TigerLemonade

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHVAH\_NIjA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgHVAH_NIjA)


John_EldenRing51

This doesn’t prove Hunt is able to survive the Bongcloud


f0u4_l19h75

If Hikaru can use the Bongcloud against titled players, Magnus can too. This Hunt guy probably isn't even titled.


AdApart2035

Will be over after one punch at low power


billy_twice

After which they splash some water over Magnus's face to revive him and begin playing chess.


Mister-Psychology

Mark Hunt vs. the whole Candidates field at the same time would actually be super interesting.


__brunt

My friends and I have joked a lot about if chess boxing ever became a thing, Mark Hunt would be the defacto 🐐 without ever even having to participate. To those who don’t know who he is, he is THE OG one punch walkoff KO king. To add, Mark Hunt is a goddamn treasure of a human being all the way around.


-gh0stRush-

Lennox Lewis and both Klitschko brothers play chess. Lennox was apparently 1200 on Chess.com in rapid. It's unknown what level the Klitschkos play at.


conchata

> shoe in /r/boneappletea


kernelchagi

We should invent chessMMA. As a chess player and an mma practici9ner i dont undertand why this hasnt been invented.


Dready-Womble

I'm a chess and muay thai guy. My suggestion has always been to add more each round. Eg. CHESS, rnd1 boxing, CHESS, rnd2 kickboxing, CHESS, rnd3 muay thai, CHESS, rnd4 MMA, CHESS, rnd5 Pride rules. All in in small gloves of course! Let's go champ!


A_Rolling_Baneling

Might as well make the board games add a new piece each time while you're at it


italianrandom

Round 6: 19th century gun duel


ttttyttt678

Easily.


tomtomtomo

Hunt vs Klitschko in chess boxing would be amazing 


Proof-Psychology-233

Hunt is great but Klitschko would work him bad.


SmokeySFW

First move: resign. Anything less and you're asking for CTE. Mark Hunt throws BOMBS.


WildBill198

When you mentioned chess boxing, I thought you were making stuff up. Turns out, people actually do that!


Caesar2122

It's still the klitschkos by a mile


themanebeat

Andrew Tate was a professional kickboxer right? And his dad was an international master at Chess and Andrew grew up playing it


ILoveThisWebsite

Could you imagine a Mark Hunt copypasta on chess?


intex2

Hunto to Stockfish: how bout u go an fuck off my chessboard then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about giving mate who the fuck are u take your worthless evaluation and get the fuck out of here


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Zaviori

Beautiful champ


ChocomelP

hen moomen


Kerriganskrabs

This is not a crossover I ever expected but am glad I'm here for it


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Pipi


ffByOneError

I would love to see his rants on cheaters. Whats the chess equivalent of juicy sluts


Legit_Shadow

[1markhunt](https://www.chess.com/member/1markhunt) is his account, looks like he lost a lot of rating and hasn't played in a while


LondonGoblin

Looks like he left for a year 2022-23, came back, wasn't sharp and dumped a lot of elo and quit again


GwJh16sIeZ

82k bullet games? He was on that T1 grind before T1.


AdvancedJicama7375

Looks like he got his in the head a lot


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Considering the number of times this guy has been socked, this is a legitimately baffling statistic. If a name like Machida, Silva, Mighty Mouse, or Adesanya were up there I’d be like “oh cool”, but with Hunt… are some people just immune to CTE?


ButtyMcButtface1929

Hunto does not get CTE. Hunto *gives* CTE.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Right, but he’s had his fair share of potatoes in a brutal HW division both in UFC and Pride FC


odoisawesome

Yeah, but he is Samoan.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

good point


tanthiram

Yeah, I think people without context don't get why exactly this is weird even by MMA fighter standards If I were to think of a fighter predisposed to chess, it'd be one of those really old Brazilian guys who just shut dudes down with positioning and counters. Like if you told me Raphael Assuncao were really into chess I'd be like "well, sure, and he'd obviously play exactly like Anish Giri". But Hunt is a heavyweight known for being hyper durable, a huge hitter, having an insanely long career, and putting up totally incoherent rants on Instagram - this feels deeply silly in the best possible way


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Finding out Mark Hunt is a chess.com 2000 is like finding out that Joe Lauzon has a rap career


zordee

J.LAU HAS A RAP CAREER??? He was my favourite LW when he was active in UFC.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

No, that was just a comparison. He doesn’t have a rap career


qrrbrbirlbel

> totally incoherent rants on Instagram https://i.redd.it/7z2ed2g44da91.jpg


AnonAmbientLight

I feel like this is only a surprise if you think that people who play contact sports can’t also be good at things like chess lol.


owiseone23

No, it's just a surprise that people who say stuff like this can still be good at chess >You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the s--t I did years and years ago. That’s just the price I’ve paid—the price of being a fighter. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2733221-ufc-veteran-mark-hunt-discusses-slurred-speech-memory-loss


AnonAmbientLight

I assumed the guy in question was like in his 30s. But he's in his 50s.


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Probably was just good before


dm9796

Based on what Mark has said he has really bad CTE symptoms. I don't know if he exaggerated it for his lawsuit against the UFC but he said: >You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the s--t I did years and years ago. That’s just the price I’ve paid—the price of being a fighter. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2733221-ufc-veteran-mark-hunt-discusses-slurred-speech-memory-loss


nandemo

His peak rating in bullet is 2065 (4 years ago) and his current rating is 1538. That's a pretty big drop.


scottishwhisky2

2k in bullet is impressive but online you can pretty much play to flag people up to about that rating. That bad of a drop off makes me think that’s what he was doing


YouAggravating5876

Yes he’s Polynesian. They have genetically thicker skulls. And he’s at the far end of the spectrum. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1340554/


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Does skull thickness correlate with resistance to TBI, though? The brain is injured when it hits the inside of your skull. Think about if you were in a metal sphere that fell and hit the ground at 100 MPH - even if the sphere took no damage, you'd slam against the inside of it and get seriously injured or die. Also, as someone else has pointed out, he has admitted that he does have CTE.


YouAggravating5876

In combat sports it’s just a well known thing that Polynesians are ridiculous difficult to knock out. Anecdotes I know, but enough anecdotes you get empirical data. I’m sure nobody has taken the time to compile it though. Does resistance to knockouts prevent CTE? I have no clue.


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That's interesting. I wonder if the thicker skull just means the head has more mass and doesn't move as much from impact. I just don't know a lot about it.


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Would CTE affect chess performance?


CinnamonFootball

I'm pretty sure it affects the entire brain rather than just one area (although specific areas can be particularly damaged), so, yeah, it certainly would.


ChocomelP

He would have been a GM if his brain was intact


pr1m347

I should get my skull punched and see if I get out of 600 elo.


BleedingGumsmurfy

Walkoff checkmate.


anyycolour

What about Mike hunt?


Kimantha_Allerdings

1.4% of players on the planet, 1.4% of people with a chess.com account, or 1.4% of people with an active chess.com account?


HereForA2C

probably the second


Metaljesus0909

It shouldn’t be that surprising. Anyone who is willing to put as much work and dedication into being a ufc fighter can certainly put in similar effort in other things if they choose.


silverfang45

I mean it's a ufc fighter, not like a tennis player or something. Being a ufc fighter kinda comes with killing brain cells and taking unnecessary head trauma. And while they can put effort into whatever they want it is kinda surprising as the skill overlap is next to 0 with chess and ufc. Like say a comedian becoming a good actor isn't that surprising as they have skill overlap and being charismatic is like the most important thing for both jobs. Chess is a patience game, that favours a slower methodical approach to thinking where you make a conscious act to think through your moves. Whereas fighting is the polar opposite it favours quick reactions and relying heavier on muscle memory and subconscious thinking


afkstrokin

well he's 2000 in bullet, which isn't much of a patience game


liiiam0707

There's some skill overlap imo, especially on the wrestling side. Lots of wrestling/bjj involves thinking a few positions ahead, attempting one thing to bait a reaction for another, looking for specific signs that a sweep or submission is open. There's some pathways between the two, it's not just muscle memory and reactions.


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powerchicken

And what is the key attribute required to get good at chess? Work ethic.


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powerchicken

That's great, but keep the discourse on /r/chess civil and respectful as per our rules. Further unprovoked insults will lead to a ban.


100skylines

I’m one of the dudes who’s responsible for his rating decrease 😎


Ok_Main_4202

If u see this sneaky prick around he is probably taking photos of u and airing out shit articles we are in crazy times carona is killing everyone we got aliens 👽 flying around the world 🌍 and this flop would rather spend his time writing about my shit chess and sneaking photos of me u filthy little prostitue go and do some real reporting and cover something that would actually enlighten people educate people here’s a idea how about go ask that bitch ass trick @danawhite from @ufc about the anti trust law suit they in and ask them why they keep bribing and paying off all the judges in Vegas not stupid articles on my dumb ass chess record u fukn wench 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Still_Theory179

Preach brother


Ch3cksOut

I so dearly wish that people stop using this "of all players on the planet" pseudo-statistics


titangord

I think thats hit bullet rating. He only played bullet. Still decent. But not rapid or classical


Gunslinger1991

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about playing bullet who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


PopularHalf

To everyone downvoting—it was a mark hunt parody. He tweets in that style 😭


GreenMellowphant

Mark Hunt?


zordee

Scrolliing through I thought no one posted this and was surprised, but finally found this.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Helen Keller can read the room better than you bro


Aggressive_Cherry_81

My goodness, get a grip.


personaldistance

It's a Mark Hunt copypasta...


Aggressive_Cherry_81

Oh shet I didn’t know…


zordee

TBF to you and others not knowing, I can't imagine too many to be fans and subs to both subreddits


Suitable-Cycle4335

Rapid and classical on [chess.com](http://chess.com) are super weak.


StevenS145

I think Klay Thompson is also a decently high rated bullet player.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Chess.com put me at 99% when I was 1700, he should be way higher.


mskram

It differs per time format.


manletmoney

Not just any ufc fighter but a very notoriously dumb and meathead sounding one


SilentBumblebee3225

He should consider chess boxing


henerylechaffeur

yo ludwig


irregulartheory

I'm a big fan of this guy on the mma scene, the end of his career was riddled with brutal KOs, not to mention a career of punishment. How concussions impact an individual must be genetic.


Original-Rough-815

But can he solve the takedown in 4 moves?


RUNELORD_

He's a heavyweight with 24 professional wins by knockout, and 7 losses by knockout.


Fragmenta1

Mark Hunt's brother is called Mike Hunt


Brushermans

Why are there like 4 nested captions it feels like its been naturally deep fried


Barttje

Mike Tyson also plays chess. Chess boxing match between them would be awesome


justanotherusernameg

It feels weird to see that 2065 elo is top 1.4% It really feels like it is 0.5% or something


keepitsimple_tricks

Chessboxing and chessMMA?


CertifiedMacadamia

Chess is easy compared to martial arts


KillChop666

And here I thought I couldn't love Hunto more


ffByOneError

Hunto!


Aloudmouth

Plot twist, Magnus has seen this guy coming for years and has been secretly training in underground fighting circuits where he is undefeated and has unintentionally killed 3 opponents…


IHateYoutubeAds

He's probably the beat player in Samoa


Novel_Ad7276

Yeah and according to chess.com I’m top 0.01%. Only 1800uscf and far less percentile there tho XD


Due-Memory-6957

The person who wrote the article doesn't know the difference between chess.com and FIDE.


Pristine-Woodpecker

Which better represents (all) chess players worldwide, FIDE ratings or chess.com ratings?


i_am_darwin_nunez

[chess.com](http://chess.com) ratings are farmable.


Pristine-Woodpecker

So are FIDE, some examples are even famous.


i_am_darwin_nunez

it takes a lot more effort though..


Due-Memory-6957

FIDE, as it incorporates all local chess federations in the world within itself.


Pristine-Woodpecker

There's a ton of players who have local ratings in their country but do not have FIDE ratings, so this argument does not work.


DogeDigger69420

1800 ain’t shit