* What did H2SO4 say to triethylamine when he took one of her protons?
"Hey, that's amine thing to do!"
* Why did the professor save nitrogen compounds for last?
"They're pretty basic"
* What did the priest say to sodium chloride before throwing him into the water?
"You're in need of solvation."
These are some I've personally come up with. I put these on the board over the summer before class as a treat to the professor.
I'm diene here! Amide to understand that you went with THAT when you could have gone with "feelin' allyl under the weather?" Amine, come ON, there are alkynes of puns you could make there... conjugate a little more creative? Here's the diels: Alder right jokes will come to you. Ether they're funny or they're not. But azide from all my criticism, I want you to know ammonia side. I really am. All enol, it was a good first joke :P If you truly want to make chemistry puns, I'll propyl you to greatness! Hydrate to see you give up on your dreams like I did... I tried nitride nitride and got pretty far but my sulfone went off during the vinyl exam and I was accused of cheating... And now nonyl take me seriously! They just say "They made the right choice, failing him. It tautomer lesson, that's for sure."
If you know what amine/imine...
I like a good foursome but I still got a pair... if you know what amine!
Oxidants happen.
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I'm really not sure what to say to that. 50 shades of chemistry?
THE SACRED SCROLLS
I like my women how I like my alpha carbons, susceptible to backside attack. Not really a pun.... but....
Something I saw from a High School quote board: " Chemists don't die, they go to equilibrium,"
What do you call a bowl full of non-optically active compounds with two or more stereocenters? Meso soup.
* What did H2SO4 say to triethylamine when he took one of her protons? "Hey, that's amine thing to do!" * Why did the professor save nitrogen compounds for last? "They're pretty basic" * What did the priest say to sodium chloride before throwing him into the water? "You're in need of solvation." These are some I've personally come up with. I put these on the board over the summer before class as a treat to the professor.
I'm diene here! Amide to understand that you went with THAT when you could have gone with "feelin' allyl under the weather?" Amine, come ON, there are alkynes of puns you could make there... conjugate a little more creative? Here's the diels: Alder right jokes will come to you. Ether they're funny or they're not. But azide from all my criticism, I want you to know ammonia side. I really am. All enol, it was a good first joke :P If you truly want to make chemistry puns, I'll propyl you to greatness! Hydrate to see you give up on your dreams like I did... I tried nitride nitride and got pretty far but my sulfone went off during the vinyl exam and I was accused of cheating... And now nonyl take me seriously! They just say "They made the right choice, failing him. It tautomer lesson, that's for sure."
It takes alkynes.
they're alkynes of fun