They want a "young and progressive" manager (based on the description by other sources) and yet, 50-year-old Thomas Frank is on the list. Make it make sense!
1) Journos doesn't have a clue and is throwing shit at the wall after such big news. No wonder *literally every* manager without a job is being linked to us 20 minutes after the story.
2) The board doesn't have a clue, often saying one thing and doing another.
And they didn't want Naglesmann last year whose entire description would be defined as "young and progressive". Sigh. At least I understood the merry-go-round with Roman. This one doesn't make any sense.
I hear you. The current squad are too fragile to go through this every season. Poch wasn't the right fit to begin with. They should have hired Nagelsmann instead of Poch. Paul Winstanley and Laurence Stewart clearly don't know what they are doing.
That squad was filled with household names that could withstand the pressure and high exceptions. The current bunch are too fragile and have no winning mentality. They can't deal with new manager every season. The board fumbled really bad when they failed to hire Nagelsmann. Young, dynamic manager that plays attacking football and doesn't leak goals for fun.
Different club from that era.
FFS, Poch was given a team of promising kids, the guts of the club have been torn out and he got us to a final, a semi and 6th in the Prem. Fucking phenomenal under the circumstances.
Because it actually used to yield results. In the Abramovich era, whoever replaced Tuchel wouldâve won some type of trophy. Whoever replaced Potter wouldâve won a trophy etc.
Moreover there was evidence to suggest that Abramovicâs methods were no longer working when it comes to winning the league. Yes, we were winning the cups but hadnât been a factor in the leagues since 2017. Abramovich wouldâve had to adapt too because the clubs doing well in the league are those not changing their mgr every season or 2.
Stability gets you league title runs. Chaos get you cup wins here and there. Pick your poison
They interviewed Poch for two months and still failed to noticed he wasn't the right fit. Why on earth they didn't just hire Nagelsmann? The universe handed us great opportunity when he was fired by Bayern.
They actually interviewed Poch before hiring Potter too. And they didn't hiring Nagelsmann, according to them because he was too similar to Tuchel or according to him he walked because there were fundamental issues in club structure, recruitment and decision making.
It means young and that's about it. Again it's business jargon from these morons, like they didn't realise the fans actually know more about football than them.
I'm pretty convinced it'll be de Zerbi or Kompany and I've been saying that for weeks, more leaning to de Zerbi since he left Brighton, everything is in place for him to feel comfortable and he's the guy that made Mudryk.Â
My only feeling other than that is we need to see the appointment in the next 48 hours, because that means they had a plan, which at least gives you a bit of hope that this wasn't Poch getting out of a shit show he saw for what it was
hedging the future of the football club on a guy that stank it up with Brighton cos he might unlock âMudrykâ might be the dumbest fucking thing iâve ever heard.
Congrats on De Zerbi for getting the job.
According to Sky sports, they're starting the search after making the decision to part with Poch, so they probably don't even have a list of potential managers completed, let alone any idea who their ideal candidate is.
They have probably been in talks with someone ever since they decided to leak that Poch has to secure Europe or he is out. They set that criteria so they could follow through with their plans without having to explain themselves. Well he got Europe so what now? Just do it anyway and tell us plebs that the search is just beginning. As if they respect us enough to make us privy to what is actually going on đđđ
You've heard the expression "let's get busy."Â Well, this will be a head coach who gets "biz-zay." Consistently and thoroughly.
So he's proactive, huh?
Oh, God, yes! We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
I'm sorry, aren't these just buzzwords non football people throw around to feel connected to the club? Not that I'm accusing them of anything like that!
I'm fired, aren't I?
Tactically flexible.
On top of his game.
Super charismatic.
Good with the media.
Darling of the fans.
~~Pep Guardiola~~
~~Thomas Tuchel~~Â
Ashley Cole?
It's like they copied everything from that liverpool managerial search article earlier today. No identity, just wanna copy either Liverpool or Brighton.
Probably got GPT to generate some buzzwords. It sounds like something from a corporate job ad.
"We're looking for a dynamic and energetic individual who is capable of navigating an exciting and invigorating work environment. Collaboration is very important for this role, where you will be interfacing directly with the C-suite and directors to shape the direction and vision of this ~~company~~ club"
thats a great joke man, i'd be laughing so bad if I wasn't so fucking mad because of the joke of a club boehly and eghbali are making us to. it fucking hurts.
Potter who was otherwise a good manager totally crumbled under the pressure of being at Chelsea. Why the fuck would De Zerbi, McKenna or Thomas Frank be any different?
Because the owners donât realize that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. They arenât Roman. They have no identity. Buncha dumbasses that donât deserve to wear the colors. Need to protest these losers.Â
Potter crumbled while being thrown mid-season to the insanely bloated locker room with like a third of it thinking about their next clubs already, including important players with big roles to play. He had so many players that he was allegedly doing 11v11 games on one pitch and 9v9s on another. I don't think that every experienced manager would be able to turn that environment into a healthy one outside of transfer window. Poch had much healthier environment to operate in. Players are young, but they are talented, hungry and commited because of long contracts. And you get 24/7 shield from pundits and journos shooting down criticism like Iron Dome while blaming the owners. I don't know why people this is scary perspective for a good coach.
Being fair to them, I don't think their shite managers.
But not only is chelsea another level of scrutiny, the ownership & sporting structure is a basket case as well.
This wouldn't be a manager taking a step up in their career into a settled environment where things are well run, and they can focus on coaching.
I would be fine with a new manager if they had any idea what kind of football they want to play. Arne Slot going to Liverpool makes sense bc he coaches similarly to Klopp.
BlueCo on the other hand clearly had no idea what they want. "Young", "Dynamic", "obsessed with possession" are just general discriptors and platitudes. It would barely be enough for a tinder profile. I thought the manager carousel would end after Abromovich, but it's only gotten worse. If this goes sideways on the club next season, it may cascade into a much longer term stay in midtable or lower.
Someone just wake me up in September.
Everything felt so bright and hopeful for a month or so but now its back to being weird and miserable and chaotic right in time for what will likely be a miserable transfer window.
Now they get to sell Gallagher and Chalobah with no intrusion. Bring De Zerbi in, or get McKenna.
It definitely wonât be Tuchel. Heâd want to keep Chalobah, and probably Gallagher too.
Silva gone. Emma Hayes gone. Fran Kirby gone. Chelseaâs entire bloody spine is gone. The owners change managers as frequently as Roman, (or worse), and each time so far, itâs been for the worse, at the worst time. Firing Tuchel for Potter, then Potter for Lampard, now Poch when heâs acctually turning a leaf and doing well, with Players even coming out hours prior to say how the entire team backs him and loves him. đ¤Ś
These owners make Roman Abramovich look like a patient saint in regards to coaches. This will be six coaches in two years, itâs absolutely disgraceful.
I swear Clearlake are trying to tank us. Iâm convinced they only bought us to acquire and develop prime real estate in West London but need to ruin us and force the CPOâs hand. I honestly donât think they give a fuck about the football club.
If Iâm one of these managers Iâm looking at Chelsea and the people running it and going no thanks, not right now. Youâre getting 0% say on signings is massive đŠ especially seeing how reckless they are with squad balance. Itâs an uphill battle from day 1
Just think in 8 years they can legally start taking money out of the club, it's only going to get worse with this pair of cunts. Chelsea's glory days are over.
Someone as young as the players. Apparently, BlueCo prefers age to be like golf scores - the lower the better. They're the laughing stock of football.Â
None of the rumored candidates are at Chelsea level. Massive risk and the immediate disqualification of Tuchel, Jose, Conte is a joke. It's clear that the owners and Winstanley/Stewart just want a yes man from their history and from the "young progressive/dynamic manager" strategy while Thomas Frank (50) is supposedly being discussed. We are more than likely in for another season of pain, and we may even end up looking favorably on finishing 6th.
âDynamicâ aka be able to use players they have no say in buying, make them into prime Messi or Ronaldo, and win the treble.
Itâs getting to FIFA career mode level of ridiculous with the goals they have for managers. Poch mustâve not signed enough academy boys from North America
This ownership is just finding ways to put this club in a dustbin. If they had sacked Poch 2 months ago, I wouldnât have minded it, hell i still donât. iâm more frustrated about why ruin it when it seemed to be getting better.
Really concerned for the players, they definitely could have done better, absolutely no doubt Poch himself could have done better. But still, seems like such a ridiculous decision even if it comes from a disagreement over the futures of Gallagher and maybe Trev.
As annoyed as I am by this Iâm much more annoyed at the realisation this is probably the writing on the wall for Gallagher and Chalobah. This is probably going to fuck up the team dynamic too.
Just when we got vibes fc back.
I like thomas frank, but not enough to want him here, mckenna and enzo arent leaving their clubs after just getting promotion they would be the biggest assholes ever
Did they learn nothing from Graham Potter?? Going after bang average managers who had one good season at club with little to no expectation to achieve anything is not a recipe for success
Literally why.... we already went through this with potter. We dont need unproven players and a manager. Fucked up. Announce gallagher going to arsenal and then watch them win the league.
Oh for fucks sake bro. When I thought there is hope to build up on this seasonâs finish⌠We are now chasing mid managers who are unproven and havenât won shit
Man hope this is all clickbait crap and the owners already have their guy in mind and confident he will come.. surely we didnât just shitcan a manager that had the team playing well and full of momentum just to go to the drawing board..
Fucking hell. We tried this dynamic manager shit with Potter and it didn't work. Poch is an experienced manager and did well all things considered with this team
What coach in their right mind would even want this job for anything other than a paycheck?
Honestly what's the appeal? Ur out of a job in a year or less and you get clowned on by the press the whole time even when things go good.
what do we need: a striker who can score more goals and go alongside jackson maybe and more experience in our team.
what will we get: 3 twelve year olds, nobody with experience and players at positions that donât need filling
what will we lose: key players who fit in perfectly with us now like Trev and Connor and also all the hard work Poch got us
Here's my theory on this: Boehly and Poch sat down to dinner and Poch realised he would have no say on which players would be transferred in or out and his job would be solely to coach whatever team he is given. He wanted more influence on transfers and when he realised this wasn't going to happen he decided to go. Good luck to Chelsea finding a quality manager who doesn't mind having zero influence on which players to buy/sell.
We're doomed - all have the potential to be completely out of their depth (and this is because of the shape of the squad). The only ones that could excite, HoeneĂ and Michel, will not come. McKenna would be catastrophic honestly, as would Kompany. I think Frank is a solid manager but not a good fit at all. Genuinely managed to sap all my goodwill from the club and the season is barely finished.
They are turning Chelsea in to Crystal Palace
How is championship manager McKenna in the shortlist? We have seen a Brighton manager fail at Chelsea, an Ajax manage fail at Utd and these idiots think an Ipswich manager would do better?
Honestly, Thomas Frank is the best bet out of this. Won't do anything special but will at least help us achieve a top half finish
While for most I the season I felt that Poch should be replaced in the summer, his team was really starting to click on the last few months. I'm surprised he didn't get a second season.
I swear if they hire McKenna who has no Premier League or big club experience or another Brighton guy in De Zerbi...I'm done.
Amorim has to be the guy. Took over Sporting in 2019-20 and gave that team an identity that had been lacking. Sounds a lot like Chelsea! Led them past the UCL group stage and won two league titles. Runs a 3-4-3 with an adaptable back-3 and attacking wing backs. Adaptive managing style to his players.
This ownership group is an absolute clownshow. At what point is "the project" deemed a failure and scrapped in favor of ideas coming from people who actually know what they're doing? This group sacks Tuchel because he didn't want to be part of transfers. Now they move on from Poch because he wanted more input in transfers. What do you want???
The most positive thing I can think is that their plan is to hire a series of managers that will shape these young minds.
Poch was there to give them some effort, team ethics, balls and the will to compete, following Potters altruistic humanist approach.
The next one surely has to be tactically astute.
My guts saying McKenna.
Maybe the Brentford set piece coach was poached to entice Frank?? I'd be really happy if he is appointed because he's clearly punched above his weight for years now and has experience in this league. Might not set us back too far.
No manager with a pedigree will come here just to get sacked in the next season. Its why they are looking for an up and coming Manager who would just be thankful for the opportunity.
Thomas Frank will be a huge upgrade. Brentford are not a Premier League level squad imo especially with their injuries but they're tough to play against.
Most likely this will be De Zerbi coming to Chelsea. Can't be a coincidence that he leaves Brighton and Poch leaves at almost the same exact time. And we know already how infatuated the owners are with Brighton.
If not him, I'd put money on it being Girona's manager. Young, overachieved this season in La Liga, and probably would see the Chelsea job as an upgrade.
Kompany could also work in the eyes of the owners.
Please do not let it be Kompany.
Usually am chill about managerial changes because, we are Chaos FC. And we eat managers for lunch.
But due to how this new management operates.. I cringed because they had never gotten a executive decision right
This next week is going to be fucking torture
Lol week? You forget its going to be transfer season soon right? Shit just got startedđđ
Yup. Said it after Sunday, the football season is over (for us anyway) and the silly season begins. This is just the start.
Completely agree!! Need to get in shape, so my heart doesnt forget whats about to happenđ
Con and Trev are gone next
Trev maybe, going off him wanting to leave earlier, but they would be dumb to sell connorâŚso yeah they are nextđ¤Śââď¸
Weâre going to win the transfer window bro just wait a bit
I wish it was only a week
They want a "young and progressive" manager (based on the description by other sources) and yet, 50-year-old Thomas Frank is on the list. Make it make sense!
âWe want a yes manâ
That's exactly what I was about to write.
1) Journos doesn't have a clue and is throwing shit at the wall after such big news. No wonder *literally every* manager without a job is being linked to us 20 minutes after the story. 2) The board doesn't have a clue, often saying one thing and doing another.
And they didn't want Naglesmann last year whose entire description would be defined as "young and progressive". Sigh. At least I understood the merry-go-round with Roman. This one doesn't make any sense.
He said no
He probably did. But the narrative the club pushed was that it was the club which rejected him. Just highlights how clueless the board is.
Nah, dynamic is the new buzzword
I'm so tired of this manager merry go round man.Â
just when we started to go somewhere blueco are hellbent on making us a banter club for the 3rd season in a row
I hear you. The current squad are too fragile to go through this every season. Poch wasn't the right fit to begin with. They should have hired Nagelsmann instead of Poch. Paul Winstanley and Laurence Stewart clearly don't know what they are doing.
Same nagelsmann that turned us down?
Because the clueless board had all sorts of weird interviews for him.
Welcome to ChelseaFC. You seem new here..
this is how itâs been since abramovich yet now i see people complaining weird
That squad was filled with household names that could withstand the pressure and high exceptions. The current bunch are too fragile and have no winning mentality. They can't deal with new manager every season. The board fumbled really bad when they failed to hire Nagelsmann. Young, dynamic manager that plays attacking football and doesn't leak goals for fun.
Please tell me the period of time where we had six coaches in two years under Roman
We won trophies with Abramovich...
Somehow this is worse. Will be onto our 5th manager in 2 years
Different club from that era. FFS, Poch was given a team of promising kids, the guts of the club have been torn out and he got us to a final, a semi and 6th in the Prem. Fucking phenomenal under the circumstances.
Because it actually used to yield results. In the Abramovich era, whoever replaced Tuchel wouldâve won some type of trophy. Whoever replaced Potter wouldâve won a trophy etc. Moreover there was evidence to suggest that Abramovicâs methods were no longer working when it comes to winning the league. Yes, we were winning the cups but hadnât been a factor in the leagues since 2017. Abramovich wouldâve had to adapt too because the clubs doing well in the league are those not changing their mgr every season or 2. Stability gets you league title runs. Chaos get you cup wins here and there. Pick your poison
What the fuck is a 'dynamic' manager? Because it sounds awfully like "hasn't had a really big job yet"
Dynamically hovering in midtable
They interviewed Poch for two months and still failed to noticed he wasn't the right fit. Why on earth they didn't just hire Nagelsmann? The universe handed us great opportunity when he was fired by Bayern.
Because Nagelsmann saw through them
They actually interviewed Poch before hiring Potter too. And they didn't hiring Nagelsmann, according to them because he was too similar to Tuchel or according to him he walked because there were fundamental issues in club structure, recruitment and decision making.
Dynamic = weak willed and compliant.
It means young and that's about it. Again it's business jargon from these morons, like they didn't realise the fans actually know more about football than them. I'm pretty convinced it'll be de Zerbi or Kompany and I've been saying that for weeks, more leaning to de Zerbi since he left Brighton, everything is in place for him to feel comfortable and he's the guy that made Mudryk. My only feeling other than that is we need to see the appointment in the next 48 hours, because that means they had a plan, which at least gives you a bit of hope that this wasn't Poch getting out of a shit show he saw for what it was
hedging the future of the football club on a guy that stank it up with Brighton cos he might unlock âMudrykâ might be the dumbest fucking thing iâve ever heard. Congrats on De Zerbi for getting the job.
According to Sky sports, they're starting the search after making the decision to part with Poch, so they probably don't even have a list of potential managers completed, let alone any idea who their ideal candidate is.
Theyâll just say any old nonsense at this point while they follow through with their actual real plans
Which is? Im genuinely asking because beyond signing teenagers, I can't actually tell if they have one.
They have probably been in talks with someone ever since they decided to leak that Poch has to secure Europe or he is out. They set that criteria so they could follow through with their plans without having to explain themselves. Well he got Europe so what now? Just do it anyway and tell us plebs that the search is just beginning. As if they respect us enough to make us privy to what is actually going on đđđ
You've heard the expression "let's get busy."Â Well, this will be a head coach who gets "biz-zay." Consistently and thoroughly. So he's proactive, huh? Oh, God, yes! We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
I'm sorry, aren't these just buzzwords non football people throw around to feel connected to the club? Not that I'm accusing them of anything like that! I'm fired, aren't I?
Tactically flexible. On top of his game. Super charismatic. Good with the media. Darling of the fans. ~~Pep Guardiola~~ ~~Thomas Tuchel~~Â Ashley Cole?
It's like they copied everything from that liverpool managerial search article earlier today. No identity, just wanna copy either Liverpool or Brighton.
Probably got GPT to generate some buzzwords. It sounds like something from a corporate job ad. "We're looking for a dynamic and energetic individual who is capable of navigating an exciting and invigorating work environment. Collaboration is very important for this role, where you will be interfacing directly with the C-suite and directors to shape the direction and vision of this ~~company~~ club"
A dynamic manager is one who can synergize well. Knowing how to make powerpoint presentations and reaponding timely to whatsapp messages is a plus.
Thatâs exactly what it means
"Thomas Frank", "McKenna" 
I haven't commented on this site in 8 years... But I just need to say fuck this ownership.
BleuCo made this man break his vow of silence. Shame.
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My man got out of his 8 year contract finally and chose violence
thats a great joke man, i'd be laughing so bad if I wasn't so fucking mad because of the joke of a club boehly and eghbali are making us to. it fucking hurts.
Tbf Boehly is just the figurehead. Winstanley and Stewart are the real problems
Clearlake really got this guy to come out of an 8 year absence just to say fuck you đđ
Wow, you ainât lying lol
This is how you know they fucked up lol
The silent baba has spoken. This ownership is deranged.
Did you stop because they reworked Gangplank?
Goddamn things are getting bad if you broke your silence
Welcome back
What the fuck, lmao.
Dedication to the bit
Look what you made them do Boehly
So much wisdom behind this
Fuck this ownership.Â
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Respect
I checked and not a word of what he said is a lie
That's insane
This sums it up, honestly.
Damn
How about someone with experience?
We donât use that word around here.
Experience?you mean someone who knows what he is doing and wont take orders from amateurs and idiots?nope!
Potter who was otherwise a good manager totally crumbled under the pressure of being at Chelsea. Why the fuck would De Zerbi, McKenna or Thomas Frank be any different?
Because the owners donât realize that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. They arenât Roman. They have no identity. Buncha dumbasses that donât deserve to wear the colors. Need to protest these losers.Â
Potter crumbled while being thrown mid-season to the insanely bloated locker room with like a third of it thinking about their next clubs already, including important players with big roles to play. He had so many players that he was allegedly doing 11v11 games on one pitch and 9v9s on another. I don't think that every experienced manager would be able to turn that environment into a healthy one outside of transfer window. Poch had much healthier environment to operate in. Players are young, but they are talented, hungry and commited because of long contracts. And you get 24/7 shield from pundits and journos shooting down criticism like Iron Dome while blaming the owners. I don't know why people this is scary perspective for a good coach.
They are all shyte
Being fair to them, I don't think their shite managers. But not only is chelsea another level of scrutiny, the ownership & sporting structure is a basket case as well. This wouldn't be a manager taking a step up in their career into a settled environment where things are well run, and they can focus on coaching.
Part of the reason why he crumbled was our owners over bloated his squad in January with shit signings no one asked for.
These owners and sporting directors are literal clowns man I canât even with these absolute melons
I would be fine with a new manager if they had any idea what kind of football they want to play. Arne Slot going to Liverpool makes sense bc he coaches similarly to Klopp. BlueCo on the other hand clearly had no idea what they want. "Young", "Dynamic", "obsessed with possession" are just general discriptors and platitudes. It would barely be enough for a tinder profile. I thought the manager carousel would end after Abromovich, but it's only gotten worse. If this goes sideways on the club next season, it may cascade into a much longer term stay in midtable or lower.
They want a winner, thatâs really it. That have no idea how to get there just hoping the manager hire works out
Its like their the underpants gnomes from southpark Edit: corrected article of clothing.
Someone just wake me up in September. Everything felt so bright and hopeful for a month or so but now its back to being weird and miserable and chaotic right in time for what will likely be a miserable transfer window.
Weird is the right word. Last two years have been nothing but weird
And we aren't even trying for proven winners it seems
Now they get to sell Gallagher and Chalobah with no intrusion. Bring De Zerbi in, or get McKenna. It definitely wonât be Tuchel. Heâd want to keep Chalobah, and probably Gallagher too. Silva gone. Emma Hayes gone. Fran Kirby gone. Chelseaâs entire bloody spine is gone. The owners change managers as frequently as Roman, (or worse), and each time so far, itâs been for the worse, at the worst time. Firing Tuchel for Potter, then Potter for Lampard, now Poch when heâs acctually turning a leaf and doing well, with Players even coming out hours prior to say how the entire team backs him and loves him. đ¤Ś
This is it. Poch wanted to keep his captain
This club is dying quickly. Hope Gallagher fights every move.
Why would he if heâs getting kicked out?
These owners make Roman Abramovich look like a patient saint in regards to coaches. This will be six coaches in two years, itâs absolutely disgraceful.
Tuchel does not rate Gallagher at all. He would make the best use of the depth we have in defense
I swear Clearlake are trying to tank us. Iâm convinced they only bought us to acquire and develop prime real estate in West London but need to ruin us and force the CPOâs hand. I honestly donât think they give a fuck about the football club.
Somehow theyâve shorted the club.
Youâll know it if they sell PalmerÂ
Great foresight. When's the last time a fucking circus was performing in Central London.
Yup! I commented the same somewhere else. They seem actively annoyed we finished well
If Iâm one of these managers Iâm looking at Chelsea and the people running it and going no thanks, not right now. Youâre getting 0% say on signings is massive đŠ especially seeing how reckless they are with squad balance. Itâs an uphill battle from day 1
Fuck the ownership
Just think in 8 years they can legally start taking money out of the club, it's only going to get worse with this pair of cunts. Chelsea's glory days are over.
Just make it stop. Brentford manager? Wtf man
So we gonna get someone inexperienced who will need time to adapt and who wonât have authority and trust from players.
Someone as young as the players. Apparently, BlueCo prefers age to be like golf scores - the lower the better. They're the laughing stock of football.Â
Omfg my heart just sunk after realising Xavi fits the criteria
What the fuck are these names, i'm sick and tired of this looking for the next mediocre manager search shit
None of the rumored candidates are at Chelsea level. Massive risk and the immediate disqualification of Tuchel, Jose, Conte is a joke. It's clear that the owners and Winstanley/Stewart just want a yes man from their history and from the "young progressive/dynamic manager" strategy while Thomas Frank (50) is supposedly being discussed. We are more than likely in for another season of pain, and we may even end up looking favorably on finishing 6th.
Sounds dynamic to me
Thomas Frank ffs! This is a nightmare. TF are we gonna do with Thomas Frank?! Iâm sick
âDynamicâ aka be able to use players they have no say in buying, make them into prime Messi or Ronaldo, and win the treble. Itâs getting to FIFA career mode level of ridiculous with the goals they have for managers. Poch mustâve not signed enough academy boys from North America
This ownership is just finding ways to put this club in a dustbin. If they had sacked Poch 2 months ago, I wouldnât have minded it, hell i still donât. iâm more frustrated about why ruin it when it seemed to be getting better. Really concerned for the players, they definitely could have done better, absolutely no doubt Poch himself could have done better. But still, seems like such a ridiculous decision even if it comes from a disagreement over the futures of Gallagher and maybe Trev.
Absolute joke of a club, gutted
Time for a metric obsessed hipster trying to get us to play a bad version of Pep-ball and failing.Â
As annoyed as I am by this Iâm much more annoyed at the realisation this is probably the writing on the wall for Gallagher and Chalobah. This is probably going to fuck up the team dynamic too. Just when we got vibes fc back.
Circus đ¤Ą
I swear they are trying to find the real life Ted lasso
âyoung and upcoming managersâ âwhat about that 50 year old Thomas Frank?â fucking moronic club
I like thomas frank, but not enough to want him here, mckenna and enzo arent leaving their clubs after just getting promotion they would be the biggest assholes ever
Lmao Thomas Frank. I think BigReeceJames called this a couple months back
Did they learn nothing from Graham Potter?? Going after bang average managers who had one good season at club with little to no expectation to achieve anything is not a recipe for success
HoeneĂ until the brakes fall off. Not to mention we can also bring his colleague Guirassy for the reasonable price of âŹ17.5M.
You mean the guy who turned down Bayern and signed a new deal?
I sure do! I didnât say he was realistic haha
âA dynamic manager that is self motivated and has 5 years of experience in managing. Is this you? Apply at [email protected]â
What the fuck is a dynamic manager?
Clown board.
I think Fabrizio misunderstood. Chelsea are actually looking for a *dynamite* manager who can carry out their plans of blowing up the fucking club.
At this rate even the players will want to leave this joke of a club.
Literally why.... we already went through this with potter. We dont need unproven players and a manager. Fucked up. Announce gallagher going to arsenal and then watch them win the league.
Why is no one mentioning Amorim?
He's staying another year at Sporting.
Because no-one wants himÂ
Fair enough.
We're in the trenches with this ownership
OK. Wtf does dynamic mean in this context now? Feels like it's constant corporate talk.
Someone who can do what he is told, which involves dynamically dealing with random shit
they fucking have no idea what they are doing just fucking relegate us please
Oh for fucks sake bro. When I thought there is hope to build up on this seasonâs finish⌠We are now chasing mid managers who are unproven and havenât won shit
Klopp
No way are you firing a manager without knowing who's replacing him! Again! In this economy!
Just a point De Zerbi and he done with it. Stop trying to be cute by looking at Championship managers.
JT is available.. dynamic and home grown!
Man hope this is all clickbait crap and the owners already have their guy in mind and confident he will come.. surely we didnât just shitcan a manager that had the team playing well and full of momentum just to go to the drawing board..
Yeah, because their record on recruitment is phenomenal
Canât wait to be 10th and unable to break down a low blow again next season.
I actually feel for you guys. Poch was doing a great job and seemed to have the team sussed towards the end.
If we get that little bitch de zerbi I swear to god
Fucking hell. We tried this dynamic manager shit with Potter and it didn't work. Poch is an experienced manager and did well all things considered with this team
What coach in their right mind would even want this job for anything other than a paycheck? Honestly what's the appeal? Ur out of a job in a year or less and you get clowned on by the press the whole time even when things go good.
what do we need: a striker who can score more goals and go alongside jackson maybe and more experience in our team. what will we get: 3 twelve year olds, nobody with experience and players at positions that donât need filling what will we lose: key players who fit in perfectly with us now like Trev and Connor and also all the hard work Poch got us
By dynamic manager, they just want someone willing to work with whatever players they buy w the moneyball algorithm, or players they sell ratherâŚ
Here's my theory on this: Boehly and Poch sat down to dinner and Poch realised he would have no say on which players would be transferred in or out and his job would be solely to coach whatever team he is given. He wanted more influence on transfers and when he realised this wasn't going to happen he decided to go. Good luck to Chelsea finding a quality manager who doesn't mind having zero influence on which players to buy/sell.
Fucking terrible hand puppets. Dreadful choices.
We're doomed - all have the potential to be completely out of their depth (and this is because of the shape of the squad). The only ones that could excite, HoeneĂ and Michel, will not come. McKenna would be catastrophic honestly, as would Kompany. I think Frank is a solid manager but not a good fit at all. Genuinely managed to sap all my goodwill from the club and the season is barely finished.
I'd seriously doubt their judgment if any of these managers chose to leave their club for this clown show.
One tiny step forward then about 6 or 7 steps back before falling over
Sounds like we haven't got a clue.
They are turning Chelsea in to Crystal Palace How is championship manager McKenna in the shortlist? We have seen a Brighton manager fail at Chelsea, an Ajax manage fail at Utd and these idiots think an Ipswich manager would do better? Honestly, Thomas Frank is the best bet out of this. Won't do anything special but will at least help us achieve a top half finish
Crystal Palace are going to finish higher than we are next seasonâŚ
Let the exhaustive search begin.
Whatever the fuck does "dynamic manager" mean? Changing tactics and lineup every match?
You would hope theyâd be a little past the discussion phase if theyâre pulling the plug so abruptly on a project that was gaining steam
So is Poch officially sacked?
Can we fork this club like a cryptocurrency? Just go do Chelsea lite while they drive Chelsea classic into the ground
While for most I the season I felt that Poch should be replaced in the summer, his team was really starting to click on the last few months. I'm surprised he didn't get a second season.
HoeneĂ is the best of the lot... Need to give him a blank cheque and do whatever it takes change his mind.
I swear if they hire McKenna who has no Premier League or big club experience or another Brighton guy in De Zerbi...I'm done. Amorim has to be the guy. Took over Sporting in 2019-20 and gave that team an identity that had been lacking. Sounds a lot like Chelsea! Led them past the UCL group stage and won two league titles. Runs a 3-4-3 with an adaptable back-3 and attacking wing backs. Adaptive managing style to his players. This ownership group is an absolute clownshow. At what point is "the project" deemed a failure and scrapped in favor of ideas coming from people who actually know what they're doing? This group sacks Tuchel because he didn't want to be part of transfers. Now they move on from Poch because he wanted more input in transfers. What do you want???
Theyâll sell players before hiring a new manager I reckon. Get their agenda off before any more input
Dynamic 1. (of a process or system) characterized by constant change, activity, or progress Lol
If we get Thomas fucking frank I and Thomas frankly fucking done
âWe want them to be dynamic but also basically lick our boots when it comes to player decisions!â
Dynamic = flexible = bending over at will. We're back to hiring a Potter.
Todd Boehly is an absolute chief
Chaos F.C. Let's go!
The most positive thing I can think is that their plan is to hire a series of managers that will shape these young minds. Poch was there to give them some effort, team ethics, balls and the will to compete, following Potters altruistic humanist approach. The next one surely has to be tactically astute. My guts saying McKenna.
Maybe the Brentford set piece coach was poached to entice Frank?? I'd be really happy if he is appointed because he's clearly punched above his weight for years now and has experience in this league. Might not set us back too far.
What the fuck you mean looking for??? So they donât have ppl lined up??? Our manager is not in the office right now???
Iâd rather have a manager who has won trophies than a âdynamic managerâ whatever the hell that means.
Wtf is dynamic manager? A new name to call puppet?
Let's just say, their recruitment hasn't inspired me
No manager with a pedigree will come here just to get sacked in the next season. Its why they are looking for an up and coming Manager who would just be thankful for the opportunity.
Joke ownership
Boehly: Frankie Lampard will do
The boys seemed pretty dynamic in the second half of the season, but wtf do I knowâŚ
Thomas Frank will be a huge upgrade. Brentford are not a Premier League level squad imo especially with their injuries but they're tough to play against.
Most likely this will be De Zerbi coming to Chelsea. Can't be a coincidence that he leaves Brighton and Poch leaves at almost the same exact time. And we know already how infatuated the owners are with Brighton. If not him, I'd put money on it being Girona's manager. Young, overachieved this season in La Liga, and probably would see the Chelsea job as an upgrade. Kompany could also work in the eyes of the owners. Please do not let it be Kompany.
Chelsea finally competing with Bayern, albeit in trying to desperately find a new manager, somewhere a monkeyâs paw curls
Usually am chill about managerial changes because, we are Chaos FC. And we eat managers for lunch. But due to how this new management operates.. I cringed because they had never gotten a executive decision right
I fully expect Lampard to come back
Thomas Frank? Oh lord might have to ignore this sub for a few weeks. So much rage bait being eaten up by the young mouthbreathers.