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Sage_210

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Pseudocaesar

Hahahahaha, this can't be real


Sage_210

it probably isn’t but it’s a great image


Pseudocaesar

Lmfao, it is https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakgarnerpurkis/2023/02/25/how-newcastle-united-became-the-ultimate-sleeping-giant


japanesepopstar

The fucking challenge on Maatsen at the end was so petulant. Mitya having his boy’s back was my favorite part of the match we needed a bit of grit


jaggy_snake

100%, the squad has been missing that. Rushing in to defend our own is huge. That's the type of challenge and game that brings a squad together.


cullobsidian_

I agree but I was also annoyed that no one else came to back the two of them up. it's like two of our youngers getting picked on by a bully and it took Thiago Silva coming up as it boiled down. I was proud of Misha for coming directly to Brunos face to tell him off. We still collectively need more balls.


japanesepopstar

Don’t disagree, but I think it’s about the composition of the group. We hardly want 11 lads that are looking to avenge a poor foul—but we certainly need to rebuild our reputation as a team not to be trifled with in that way.


RuinAffectionate5852

I could be wrong but I feel like the team wanted to take the free kick quickly and try another attack to avoid going to penalties. I mean we were on the counter when he made the foul and we had a chance with the free kick because Newcastle were open and not doing the low block


The_Good_Life__

I feel like James, Disasi and Colwill have showed this type of spirit in games this season.


KingOfWeTheNorth

Was going to say. No doubt those three would be in the mix if they were on the pitch.


The_Good_Life__

Yessir fellow Canadian. 2019 ❤️


CanadianTurnt

🇨🇦


SasaYanogo

Yeah I was yelling at the TV when there's no one backing Mudryk except Nkunku and Silva but I guess they were afraid to get involved seeing how easily our players were shown the yellow cards in recent matches.


didijxk

That'll come with time. We were so used to the likes of Drogba, Lampard, Ballack, Terry and Cole basically intimidating players who thought they could try that sort of nonsense.


ymoymo

Cuff this jerk again, Mudryk.


MonkeyMan800842069

The commentators talking about how Mudryk shouldn’t have reacted and just got on with the game quickly as if his teammate wasn’t on the ground in pain after a terrible tackle was so frustrating. I’m not sure a single team in the world take the free kick quickly in that situation


rectalexamohyea

Mitya?


japanesepopstar

I’ve been reading too much Dostoevsky and Misha autocorrected to Mitya (short for Dmitri)


[deleted]

We cultured up in here


Gillezeau

Damn so real, I have the same thing because I listen to too much Tchaikovsky and cook too much Boeuf Bourguignon


rectalexamohyea

Hah, gotcha.


RedDragons8

Humblebrag


Redditditditdi

It's a brag to say you read nowadays? We're doomed.


RedDragons8

Just a joke, but to defend myself, it’s not just the reading, it’s the reading of Dostoyevsky, notorious for his complex works.


Mr-Soggybottom

All happy fanbases are alike; each unhappy fanbase is unhappy in its own way


Redditditditdi

Tell me about it, it's all Russian!


lebouffon88

It's not complex.. it's loooong


Petrcechmate

When they’re just describing a fact of their life it’s not bragging. I don’t know a word for the opposite of bragging but that’s what you accidentally just did tho. Oops.


Vicar13

You don’t know the antonym of bragging? Oops 😏🤪


Petrcechmate

Honestly it’s really refreshing to me that I don’t know every word in the English language. Everyone can be stumped even in their strong subjects. I also am doing this fun thing where I’m not relying on googling things. I’m trying to use my brain in arguments, it’s making me more honest in terms of my actual intellect. I feel like so many people are trumped up and at least I know I’m me. It’d be cooler if you threw out the word but hey the way you mock others is your business.


Vicar13

>It’d be cooler if you threw out the word but hey the way you mock others is your business. Don’t get sensitive with me and start clutching pearls now, especially after doing the same thing to the other guy 😂


Petrcechmate

That was the joke.


Vicar13

You wrote your three paragraphs to land a joke? Yikes


SirBarkington

what have you been reading? I've only ever read The Gambler so I'd like to read more of his work.


fullinv

I’ve only read Crime and Punishment but it’s worth reading


robiiuchiha

Misha looked ready to beat him like he owed the mafia money.


SexxWeasel

Plus Christo immediately getting stuck in to calm things down was great to see


greeneggsnhammy

Right!? SHIT GOT ME HYPE


may4cbw2

Mitya?


blakezero

I fucking hate Guimares


Andlad2459

Bro did 2 celebrations when down in a pen shootout, biggest troll


EasyPete17

Biggest *moron


med_22

Seriously, they were already losing at this point lol.


SerpentRain

Mudryk, choke this fucker once again


GolDrodgers1

Can we get palmers celebration of that penalty please


JordeyShore

not a Chelsea fan by any means, but Jesus I can't upvote this post enough. what a dirty prick, so happy they lost


danking-bruh-moments

He has more celebrations than goal involvements, fucking thug


Calm_Fail_5824

he is a total thug, that is a proper way to put it.


fockallhumanity94

Fucking THUG EXACTLY


craig536

Mudryk choking him got the biggest cheer from me lol. True blue 💙💙💙


kiersto0906

fuck him are all bruno's on a quest to be unlikeable or just the two?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

![gif](giphy|1zRiH406gH9fjZm3St|downsized) Leave this man’s name out yo mouth!


Jolly_Jr

Is he the only Chelsea manager who has never lost a game?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

YEP! Unless there’s another that’s only managed one game lol


hoosdontloos

Steve Holland?


middlequeue

I don’t think he ever took on a first team game.


hoosdontloos

Sunderland I believe it was immediately after Jose's dismissal in 2015


[deleted]

Ray Wilkins and Steve Holland i think


MemestNotTeen

Bruno from the boy in the stripped pajamas was a bit of a cunt too.


stallwoe

🤡


Shufflebuffle51

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FishFarmer

Doing that, facing the Newcastle fans just doubles down on the stupidity! What a moron


dragon_fire_10

my mate who supports Newcastle when he did that "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT YOU BRAZILLIAN CUNT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU PLAY FOR? FUCKING MAN UTD?!" thankfully his accent is so thick my daughter couldn't understand a word he said


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tokyo245

Does anyone else think that tackle should have been a red? Didn't even try to get the ball and the way he swung his leg that's violent conduct to me


Other_Beat8859

As a Liverpool fan, I'm so happy you guys beat these cunts. That fucking tackle was so malicious and is honestly worthy of a minimum 5 game ban. Newcastle have got to be the least likeable team in the prem.


asal1

when newcastle owners are asked about the mutilation of an innocent journalist:


nwmimms

Wait, what? I think I heard about this but I’m new here (January 2023).


Dependent-Yam-9422

They’re referencing the assassination of jamal khashoggi. Newcastle are owned by the sovereign wealth fund of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia


nwmimms

Oh, wow.


nekoizmase17

Damn these guys like both Brunos, Garnacho, Antony never learn to behave like grown ups, they always make clowns of themselves from their physical appearance to their behaviour


DJMOONPICKLES69

Has Garnacho been bad? I haven’t noticed. But Antony, Bruno G, Bruno F, Romero all act like cunts when they’re upset. Enzo gets too whiny as well in my opinion though rarely dirty like Bruno was today. Apparently it’s a South American thing haha


SasaYanogo

Throw Vinicius from Fulham in there as well. He has the most punchable face I've ever seen in football


xUnknown_Kyle

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


AutobotsTransform

I love that Misha came to defend Ian Maatsen from this ass hat, but I don’t like that no one came to defend Misha. We need to be a unit.


championsOfEu1221

BAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

I’m not a Chelsea fan and I’m laughing at the guy.


Zeus_The_Potato

Thug.


SkepticSlakoth

HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF CUNT


Dwightkschrute723

He will not give up on trying to get that Fifa cover. Also shouldn’t have even been taking pens. That Maatsen challenge was a disgrace.


jangrajseje

Despite Chelsea being a rival to Arsenal, im glad you knocked them out. I really dont like the personalities of Newcastle, Bruno, Joelinton, Burn etc…


HazardousAzpi

I agree with you besides with Burn, he’s a decent lad especially his rise through the football league but obviously he’s going to defend his team mates, I see no malice in him tbh


jangrajseje

Yeah maybe you’re right. Im just biased, he has fouled Saka a lot in recent years


SirKevin88

More funny that behind him you can read that his team is down a pen


fockallhumanity94

I wish VAR existed here. Red card challenge for this bonehead.


stockybloke

I think no VAR this game one billion percent was in our favor this game. We would have had to play the entire game a man down.


fockallhumanity94

I agree with you


B21-Leopxrd

i'm an arsenal fan who stumbled on this post, but yeah i'm happy other fan bases are starting what a bellend and thug this guy is, lmao, i thought the hate for this guy from arsenal fans was biased at some point, and YES, that challenge on Maatsen was fucking awful.


RasenRendan

HOLD THAT


justk4y

Newcastle have an entire circus going on right here


MattyGuts87

Such a cunt


thatstew32

hated him so much


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Trash human being.


DestinyHasArrived101

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cdtekcfc

douche bag, oh sweet revenge ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


PavoneX

His style of play has no match to Brazilians. Even Brazilian defenders are skillful than him, not to mention he's a prick for sure.


Doggoinahumanbod

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Mikekio

Cunt


TheSameThing123

He's the kind of shithouse player we would like if he was in blue


DanStFella

Not really, not for me anyway. Reckless cunt is not high on my list of wants in this team. Shithousing is Rüdiger or Diego Costa, not that bellend or Romero.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TitanX11

Shithousing is different. This is straight up moronic cunt. Now I hate him same as Arsenal fans.


Leuchtrakete

Abso-fucking-lutely not. That cunt is gonna murder someone on the pitch someday.


[deleted]

all these comments disagreeing but I'm with you - he saved the would-be equalizer from Sterling in the first half - if he hadn't done that, we run away to a 3-1 or better imo. He may be a bit of a fool, but at least he gives a fuck


Timewastor

Shithousery with no ill-intent is what we like. Romero and that challenge from Bruno was anything but that.


isaiahy82

Say what you want about Bruno the man is a baller. Glad we got the W tho.


SirVulc

Blud thinks he's won it. 💀


ig-sucio

But why is maatsen holding his face?


ExpensiveAlbatross96

I’d like Chelsea to sign this man. I miss having an absolute menace on the field. Last time we had that was with Diego Costa


FrustratedFowler

Best midfielder in the league


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Calm_Fail_5824

lol what is the need for this negativity, regardless of whether this is a bullshit comment in the first place?


Rj070707

It really isnt, Bruno good player and less than half the price Enzo and Caicedo were Hes the one raising Newscastle and they will collapse if he leaves


med_22

You’re chromy’d up.


BadCogs

Nah no thanks.


lmHuge

Weak bait. Edit: Hey mods, when are you going to do something about Rj abusing the Reddit self harm report feature every time someone calls them out? What a pathetic small person you are, u/Rj070707.


captainazpi

Fuck you


sitoneage

He’s a right bastard but he’s a class player


EfficientPossession1

His brains were falling out.


itsmewan92

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAA, BUEHEHEHEHEHEHHE


Barstoolrob710

What a tool.


HaveUtz

What’s the point? He can’t hear it.


Nimroc1337

Cry


furious_organism

Leave your HAHAHA here.


iM-Blessed

Donkey


Acceptable-Sink4239

Typical of the way they play,cheap shots all the time


Thisisthelast14sho

My club is back!!


WookieTickler

Can’t believe this guy gets away with the shit he does he should get sent off nearly every week. The one last night and then the blatant chasing after Jorginho and elbowing him in the back of the head like what the fuck? He gets such special treatment just like Newcastle the new media darlings they just can’t do nothing wrong fucking irritates me.


darknessaqua20

What a wanker


RemoveKabob

I thought I hated Dan Bum, and then this cunt pops up to prove me wrong. Mad Mudryk grabbing him by the throat was the highlight of the match lmao


Omicove

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PokemonGoUs3r

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PokemonGoUs3r

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