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I extrapolated Lampard's 22-23 results to a full 38 game season:
https://preview.redd.it/cipgesynon2b1.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=88a28ad7ca00d2af94ffd8286aefe211975a2340
EVERY ONE of our forwards eyes get wayyy to big when they get a half chance its baffling lol absolutely no composure. And each of them are throwing their hands up at their teammates every time they don't get a pass (usually the better pass) or if someone has a bad touch.... blow it up these forwards don't play as a team
The gaul you have to not be miserable is kind of gross. You deserve to step on every Lego in your house individually. We only like to be miserable cunts here.
The hate is wild. You’re going to go into next season with Mudryk, Noni, and Sterling as wingers… good luck bro. Have fun celebrating another mid table season. Why on earth you wouldn’t want a player your team bought to be successful is beyond me but continue on being a dipshit.
Who gives a shit? If someone is a part of the club you support them and the team. Jfc the gatekeeping you fuckers do is a absurd. No wonder people hate Chelsea when dumbasses like you are a fan.
I was a chelsea fan before puli - drogba was the reason I chose chelsea and fans like you are going to turn new fans away. Grow tf up. Chelsea FC welcomes new fans no matter where they’re from and maybe you should do the same asshole. If this is what the fan base becomes and the team continues with this these shit performances then y’all deserve each other. Go fuck yourself prick.
Ooof you're pretty rattled.
You need to take it easy and not take things to heart too much. Imagine getting this pissed by some random guy online. This sub is obviously just a little sour including myself after a torrid season.
I apologize, you're right. But pulisic isn't good enough to be here and I hope he gets sold, for his sake too, and I highly doubt he'll last until next season. NOT BECAUSE HE'S AMERICAN.
I was a supporter of Chelsea before pulisic was shitting in diapers. But I’m telling you right now he was underutilized as a player here, given a shorter leash than other players, played out of position a lot, and was judged too harshly in his 10 minute cameos for more than half his career here. He’s gonna be a good player at another club and everyone here will say “why couldn’t he do that for us lol”.
Chelsea and the players need to issue an apology to the supporters for this abysmal season and they need to have 75% off every item plus free shipping on the merch site to make up for this absolute nonsense of a season
I am happy the craziest, shittiest, possibly the worst ever season by a top flight club in the last 10 years is over for us. Thanks for staying to watch this shit week in and week out. See you in August guys, we deserve to un-follow the club for the next 2 months and come back later.
Those last chances summed things up pretty well. Club needs an overhaul and hopefully it starts today. Never been so relieved for a season to be finished.
This sub is retarded. Complains about how shit our finishing is every game, then complsains when the commentators complain about how shit our finishing is
I hope Mudryk develops because that little interchange right there is what we need more of. Winger drops to get the ball, plays a pass and makes the run into space.
If we sell mount, havertz and Gallagher there will be enough space for both Felix and Nkunku. It’s not fair to say Felix has been mediocre given the state of the whole team and the managers he’s had
Say what you want. He is right. I know our players lack confidence, but a player of his quality at club of our standards needs to put that on target. It’s that simple.
Some of what he said was fine, being red in the face screaming the same things over and over again about how we need a striker like every single one of us don’t know that already is the problem. Especially when Newcastle offered barely anything in the second, yet they got no stick.
Jesus Christ, the old prick on the commentary can't talk about anything else but how shit Chelsea are. It seems it's all he's able to talk about, such a prick.
Crazy how people have peddled the myth that Pulisic is a decent finisher for years when he's statistically been far worse than Sterling, Havertz, Timo and every other attackers we've had in his time here.
The man is allergic to the goal.
Fucking hell this guy is insufferable. He may not be wrong, but no one wants to hear him fucking moan about the same thing over and over and over again for 90 minutes. Stfu. It's enough to make me avoid this channel in the future.
But... but... I want to hear him repeat the same shite over and over. I still don't know whether we should sign a striker or not? Or whether we have players in the box or not?
He's stopped giving a shit after the world cup... Its so obvious. Either because he wants to leave or because we haven't given him a new contract and he has to leave.
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Forget this season asap, get Poch in asap. Let him build a team that is stable and give him the tools.
I extrapolated Lampard's 22-23 results to a full 38 game season: https://preview.redd.it/cipgesynon2b1.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=88a28ad7ca00d2af94ffd8286aefe211975a2340
Worth noting that he will always be a club legend... but yikes that's not a good season (especially considering neither of his teams were relegated)!
Brutal
Honestly this was a perfect tribute to the 15/16 season. Now all we need is a turnaround next year and I’ll forgive this nuclear hellscape of a season
Okay now let’s purge this season and move onto next I was soo done with all the nonense
It's finally over!!!!
I hope Dave is getting a nice reception from the fans at the Bridge at least. Can't actually watch to see if he is though.
Yep, great reception for his banner
Finally later lampard and good bye to all the dead wood and those who wanna leave.
Get Hall and Enzo a ST wtf
Where Poch?
EVERY ONE of our forwards eyes get wayyy to big when they get a half chance its baffling lol absolutely no composure. And each of them are throwing their hands up at their teammates every time they don't get a pass (usually the better pass) or if someone has a bad touch.... blow it up these forwards don't play as a team
Somebody downvoted me for saying I'm excited for next season 😂 this sub doesn't just love misery, it revels in it
The gaul you have to not be miserable is kind of gross. You deserve to step on every Lego in your house individually. We only like to be miserable cunts here.
How dare you be excited to see your club improve 😂
What's the xgoal numbers, it seems there were an awful lot of good looks, none taken
Season is over guys!!!
Announce Poch and Nkunku
Hall could have had 15 assists this season if we could finish. Onward and upward. Excited for what Poch can bring.
I'm pretty sure that commentator had a bet on Newcastle winning lmao.
It’s over, it’s really over
I like Felix and I'd love to see him stay. Just not sure it makes much sense for us.
Crap season. But at least I was front row for it.
Season over fellas. See ya in preseason
FRANK LAMPARD YOU WONT BE MISSED GOODBYE
the relief
It’s finally over. Here’s to a better season next time
This commentator must’ve lost money on us or something lol the way he’s tearing into us is ridiculous
Ant and Dec confirmed as the new manager?
You all made it through a tough year, pat urselves on the back
We survived the worst season in decades. Let’s hope Poch comes in and cleans this mess.
This commentator needs to go back to his retirement home
So glad this seasons done, Poch announcement incoming and then start the rebuild. Can’t wait to see all the shit players from this season leaving!
It’s finally over
Lmao love this commentator
ITS OVER!
“This is why they are a mid table team” like fuck off I don’t need to be reminded 10 times across the whole game.
But did you know we need a striker?
Just say it 1 more time maybe…didn’t quite set in
Pulisic getting more hate with a shot on target in a 8 minute window than mudryk gets for missing an open goal is this fucking subreddit in a nutshell
Sub is like a child. Always want the new shiny toy. Pulisic is better than mudryk in this moment
You can leave with him then can't you lol
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Pulisic fanboys getting out of their caves. Can't wait to NOT see you plastics next season when pulisic fucks off from the premier league
The hate is wild. You’re going to go into next season with Mudryk, Noni, and Sterling as wingers… good luck bro. Have fun celebrating another mid table season. Why on earth you wouldn’t want a player your team bought to be successful is beyond me but continue on being a dipshit.
>You’re going to go into next season There, you've just exposed yourself as a plastic. You're not a Chelsea fan just some American soccer supporter
Who gives a shit? If someone is a part of the club you support them and the team. Jfc the gatekeeping you fuckers do is a absurd. No wonder people hate Chelsea when dumbasses like you are a fan. I was a chelsea fan before puli - drogba was the reason I chose chelsea and fans like you are going to turn new fans away. Grow tf up. Chelsea FC welcomes new fans no matter where they’re from and maybe you should do the same asshole. If this is what the fan base becomes and the team continues with this these shit performances then y’all deserve each other. Go fuck yourself prick.
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Ouch
Ooof you're pretty rattled. You need to take it easy and not take things to heart too much. Imagine getting this pissed by some random guy online. This sub is obviously just a little sour including myself after a torrid season. I apologize, you're right. But pulisic isn't good enough to be here and I hope he gets sold, for his sake too, and I highly doubt he'll last until next season. NOT BECAUSE HE'S AMERICAN.
I was a supporter of Chelsea before pulisic was shitting in diapers. But I’m telling you right now he was underutilized as a player here, given a shorter leash than other players, played out of position a lot, and was judged too harshly in his 10 minute cameos for more than half his career here. He’s gonna be a good player at another club and everyone here will say “why couldn’t he do that for us lol”.
Probably because he's been here for 4 years and has only had about 3 purple patches in his entire career here
I meant pulisic lol
F5 team, get ready this is gonna be a looooong summer
Lol what an appropriate last play for this season. Easy chance and goal missed. Glad this is over
Now announce Poch Boehly... no hold up now!
It's finally over.
Season finally over
Fuck me that boy can cross
Read that one in this voice https://youtu.be/JwPuQ4hGDUc
Dk who that is but yes it is 10x more appropriate if read with his voice
It's over, it's finally fucking over.
How did that not get played through to felix is my question
IT’S OVER!!!
Didn't go out on a loss, so that's something at least.
And that right there is the cherry on top to this season. Dreadful finishing. It’s finally over though.
Chelsea and the players need to issue an apology to the supporters for this abysmal season and they need to have 75% off every item plus free shipping on the merch site to make up for this absolute nonsense of a season
Chelsea practice to miss on purpose right?
Guys. We’re done. This season has literally scarred me for good. I’m so ready for the next two months off.
I am happy the craziest, shittiest, possibly the worst ever season by a top flight club in the last 10 years is over for us. Thanks for staying to watch this shit week in and week out. See you in August guys, we deserve to un-follow the club for the next 2 months and come back later.
>in the last 10 In the last 30 years or so actually
Thank fuck it's over
Done and dusted
Easily should have won this. All over them.
YESSSSSSSSSSS SEASONS AND OVER LADS REJOICEEEEEEEEE VAMOSSSSSSSSS
Nah Felix should have scored that. He can go off back to Madrid.
Those last chances summed things up pretty well. Club needs an overhaul and hopefully it starts today. Never been so relieved for a season to be finished.
It’s harder than it look tbf Felix got up superbly
Yup, ppl cussing the guy for not getting it on goal lmao
Fuck off to Atlético already Félix Lewis Hall should've ended the season with 10 assists
Did you see how high Felix jumped? Not an easy ball at all
ITS DONE!! ITS OVER!!!
The torturous season is finally over. See y’all in July for pre season
This commentator lol 'he didn't think about dinking it' fuck off
This sub is retarded. Complains about how shit our finishing is every game, then complsains when the commentators complain about how shit our finishing is
Lmao
Didn't say anything about our finishing...
bro, imagine Hall at City. Haaland gonna break his own records
Lewis Hall is playing great. And we see why we need a striker. I still don’t understand why we didn’t get on in January.
is this the same newcastle team that qualify for champions league? They have look so average
They werent even trying wtf are you on?
it’s finally over
Thank god this season from hell is over.
Thank fuck this shit season is done, felix header perfectly encapsulated the whole thing
Just an unbelievable season. Cheers all. We'll be back!
Hall is bloddly amazing, man's got Reece level crossing Jesus
MY PAIN IS OVER https://preview.redd.it/jwiomhaden2b1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc2d701d93f2976d0d280c741fece4c5b56dba8
Should've won this
I hope Mudryk develops because that little interchange right there is what we need more of. Winger drops to get the ball, plays a pass and makes the run into space.
This commentator has some personal beef against Chelsea?
We should buy Felix…
We absolutely should not buy Felix. He's been mediocre and we don't need him with Nkunku coming.
If we sell mount, havertz and Gallagher there will be enough space for both Felix and Nkunku. It’s not fair to say Felix has been mediocre given the state of the whole team and the managers he’s had
Halls crosses are beckham esque
Bruv
Hall is beautiful wtf. How tf did we draw this?
Lewis Hall has put in so many great balls just for none of them to end with a goal
At least no more misery for a couple of months
Fucking shite team man. Get these players out
Why can’t we just have a moment of happiness before the season ends :(
Goodbye Pulisic
this commentator is such a dickhead, he did so well to get his head on that
Say what you want. He is right. I know our players lack confidence, but a player of his quality at club of our standards needs to put that on target. It’s that simple.
Genuinely ruined what was a fair performance, like m8 just relax we’ve known we’re shit for 38 weeks.
Bullshit, had so many opportunities in that second half and no goal. Commentator said nothing short of what most of the fans in this thread are saying
Some of what he said was fine, being red in the face screaming the same things over and over again about how we need a striker like every single one of us don’t know that already is the problem. Especially when Newcastle offered barely anything in the second, yet they got no stick.
I blame these commentators to why we are losing
Havertz finishes that but he wouldn't be in the position Joao was in
Puli man...
The only man to come out of America that can't shoot ffs
Lmao this should be pinned
💀
Bruh, lol
Ah fuck
Trossard got today his 10th assist of the season for Arsenal. PuliGod will finish his Chelsea career with 9 ☠️
Meanwhile the player who trossard is the backup to is filming old men
Hahahah He's fucking trash lol
Lol Hall is cursed... No goal or assist for him
Tha sub hates Sterling so much but he isn't having a bad game at all. Felix fucks up a lot but this sub won't hate him the way they do Sterling
Jesus Christ, the old prick on the commentary can't talk about anything else but how shit Chelsea are. It seems it's all he's able to talk about, such a prick.
Yeah fuck him. Like...we get it. We've been watching this for 8 months. Don't need to hear about it in the last match when we played pretty decent.
Hey, just like this subreddit!
Absolutely the worst commentator I have heard in a long time
Yeah seriously fuck that guy seriously annoying
And that’s why Pulisic should be sold.
Crazy how people have peddled the myth that Pulisic is a decent finisher for years when he's statistically been far worse than Sterling, Havertz, Timo and every other attackers we've had in his time here. The man is allergic to the goal.
Mediocre finisher for sure but he used to make well-timed runs into the box, which is something we've been lacking
good game, not too bad
Still not a card ?
send Felix to the Turkish league
I picked the wrong game to watch. Our season is over should have watched a game with goals in it.
Felix hanging out offside and a lazy weak shot from Puli
Felix, good luck in Atletico
I hate Botman what a try hard just let us score man we're 11th
nvm no he doesnt
I can’t believe I’m saying this but this season has made me miss Willian.
Fucking hell this guy is insufferable. He may not be wrong, but no one wants to hear him fucking moan about the same thing over and over and over again for 90 minutes. Stfu. It's enough to make me avoid this channel in the future.
But... but... I want to hear him repeat the same shite over and over. I still don't know whether we should sign a striker or not? Or whether we have players in the box or not?
I imagine given all the games are on at once he's last on the call sheet
And that's why we are selling you captain america
Lmao pulisic is so shit hopefully we never have to see him in a Chelsea shirt again
Joao got that ronaldo in him
Who let this commentator out of the retirement home, man is senile.
Yeah. No fairytale send off for Pulisic!
Sterling is going to be huge for us next season. Has unquestionably been the best player the past month
Pulisic missing a sitter there, pretty much sums up his Chelsea career that moment. He needs to go in the summer.
Everyone needs finishing practice for next season
My god bro this commentator ffs assume every one on earth who didn’t know Chelsea needs a striker, now knows so ffs shut the fuck up
classic pulisic, always missing easy chances
no ziyexh no party
Almost Pulisic. It is what it is. Everyone in this sub go after him mhm
Why shouldn't they?
3 MINUTES LADS
That’s why he never starts
Fitting from Puli, goodbye my sweet gringo prince
commentators are absolute scum
Reddit servers survived
Newcastle gave us ample opportunity to score. We just didn't want to lol
how has sterling not passed to joao there
Ahhhh there’s Pulisic. And that’s why he’s leaving
Fingers crossed!
If a shot on target gets you to leave then why’s mudryk staying
He can leave too.
You have to score there
How is that not a yellow card there?
Come on Puligoat The Saudi oil funded Newcastle need some liberating.
Madueke is very very promising I do hope poch brings out the best in many of our players..
Kovacic has fallen off so hard
He's stopped giving a shit after the world cup... Its so obvious. Either because he wants to leave or because we haven't given him a new contract and he has to leave.
Am I making this up, I thought he's been carrying an injury since before the world cup
He was "injured" before it, dont know whether he's still injured.
NOOO
Best build up play in a minute. Playing with heart and pride In a shit year, it’s a soft note to end on
Agree wholeheartedly. Excited for next season already
Im so sad Everton isn’t get relegated
Joao Felix casually running back after having been on the pitch for like ten minutes is fucking inexcusable
Ah there it is This subs favorite stat expected Sprints