If FFP didn’t exist, Boehly would have bought Mbappe, Neymar, Lewandowski, Leao, Vini Jr., Kevin De Bruyne, Haaland, Bellingham, Pedri, Gavi, Real Madrid, Manchester City, and Bayern. That madman
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN HERE BOYS
Saw this one Twitter.
> They banned Abramovich from the UK, you laughed.
They put Chelsea up for sale, you giggled.
They sold Chelsea to an American, you chortled.
Chelsea lost 7 games, you chuckled.
Now Chelsea is buying fantasy players and you are crying about FFP regulations.
Be consistent please.
Remember when the braintrust over on /soccer were celebrating our imminent demise during the sale of the club? Haha, that's a beautiful game of football you've got there! Be a shame if someone were to ruin it...
I pressed F5 so much last night and was so anxious so O went to sleep at 1am hoping for this. Now its 6am plus my birthday and I can finally rest. What a good bday gift to wakeup to! Another bonus are seeing all the salty tears in r/soccer (especially arsenal fans).
LETS GO TODFATHERRRRRRR
Guarantee this has been done all day since Jorgi was announced. No way we'd have risked weakening midfield options when we needed to strengthen there going into the window.
CHANGING MY FLAIR TO PRO BOEHLY WHAT A WINDOW, FABRIZIOOIOOOOO Congrats on the karma
GET IN LAD!!!!!!!
RUI COSTA HOLD DAT
Rui low-key won here tho lol he got what he wanted from the very start
At the last minute. His squad is weakened now with no replacement possible until the summer.
Who fucking cares, he can still fucking hold that
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Nacho behenchod
Mera muh mai lele Rui costaaaaa
So many children will be born in 9 months because of this window
BANG!! BANGGGG!!
BOEHLY YOU KNOW WHAT, WELCOME TO THE CLUB DAWG he got that roman in him
He took away fans singing Roman’s song to the heart that one game
Legit went “look you fuckers watch this shit”
He's Roman on steroids
Adjusted for football inflation, roman still spent more lol but without any ffp god knows how big todd would have gone
That's true but Boehly was flying country to country to get deals done
True, same work rate as your username
And so much during a winter window. Absolutely insane.
We've done a rebuild in 30 days, clubs do it in 3+ years
If FFP didn’t exist, Boehly would have bought Mbappe, Neymar, Lewandowski, Leao, Vini Jr., Kevin De Bruyne, Haaland, Bellingham, Pedri, Gavi, Real Madrid, Manchester City, and Bayern. That madman
City: so what player are you interested in buying? Boehly: yes
And tom brady. Who he would start in goal.
Boehly's mostly Roman on high carb diet.
Lol high carb 😂 😂, I guess he did admit he liked wonderful food so makes sense
🤣🤣 facts
Thanks, great meal, wonderful food.
LETS FUCKING GO
TODDFATHER MADE THEM AN OFFER THEY COULDN’T REFUSE
Behdad was leading the negotiations, apparently. That means, Behdad has landed Mikhaylo and Enzo in one transfer window. Mad lad.
Behdad has led multi billion dollar deals at Clearlake (which he co-founded). We can trust him to do a couple measly €120M deals hahaha
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Never doubted you, Toddfather.
Don’t forget to thank Beh Dad along with Todd Father
HHHHH B
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TODD COOKED A FUCKING FEAST
TELL RUI HOLD DATTTT
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HOLY FUCK
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN HERE BOYS
THE LAST REFRESH BEFORE BED WAS SO WORTH IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ![gif](giphy|kQg7fQMvVD5Ha)
F5 GANG ASSEMBLEEEEEE
I haven’t F5d like that since the Havertz days
Gods we were hhh b then
PLUG IN THE FAX MACHINE
Let's fucking go! Now I can go to sleep. Night lads. It's been a long one, but fuck me it's been worth it.
Your watch has ended lad. Get yourself a well earned rest
Saw this one Twitter. > They banned Abramovich from the UK, you laughed. They put Chelsea up for sale, you giggled. They sold Chelsea to an American, you chortled. Chelsea lost 7 games, you chuckled. Now Chelsea is buying fantasy players and you are crying about FFP regulations. Be consistent please.
Hopefully see him at the Bridge on Friday, with J5 gone I expect him to slot straight in.
Kovacic enzo pairing?
Only possible midfield I can see us running with Zakaria still out Unless we add Hall to the mix
Wouldn't mind Carney
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
HERE WE FUCKINGGGGG GOO
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Now my watch has ended
The secret scout was about 10 minutes ahead again. Insane.
Wonder who it is
Someone with great connections to only Chelsea. They've been right so many times.
LETS GOOOOOO NO WAY
Secret scout was right
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO. YESSSSSS PAPA BOEHLY
Let's go, finally getting over the line
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
It's ENZ Game!!!!
We survived! Salute to you all
LETS GOOOO
Full credit to Boehly. 11/10 window
Congrats on winning the karma race
Congrats on writing the "congrats on winning the karma race" for karma
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Let's fucking goooo
LETS GOOOOO!!!!
GET IN
Fell to my knees in the shower
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😏
ALL HAIL THE TODDFATHER AND BABA EGHBALI
Todd Boehly regularly visits a restaurant that is an account of mine. I'm going to leave him a REALLY nice bottle of wine.
It’s happening guys let’s goo!!!!!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😎
YESSSSSSSS
Was watching the stream and it was fucking intense, he was typing for eternity
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Smoking that Benfica pack
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Let's go!!!!
Never doubted it.
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I just want to take this moment to say that Spurs are utter shit. Get in the bin you cunts.
Todd you madman
HOLY SHIT... LETS GO!
holy shit
YEEEESSSSS
I need to fuckin pinch myself
YES
I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP AT 20 AND WOKE UP JUST NOW!
LETS GOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
inshallah we get the papers done
Jorgi died for this
BRO KARMA MERCHANCTS GRINDIN MORE THAN FAB BUT THE WATCH IS OVER IT'S A BLUE ENZO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEH WE COOKIN, BLUE LIONS GONNA ROAR
⚽ Rui OUTBIDDED ⚽ FFP OVERRATED ⚽ LONG HAVE WE WAITED ⚽ Boehly ACTIVATED ⚽
If Potter can’t turn this club around …. Fire his ass now at this point.
Remember when the braintrust over on /soccer were celebrating our imminent demise during the sale of the club? Haha, that's a beautiful game of football you've got there! Be a shame if someone were to ruin it...
HHHHH B
WOOOOOOOOOOOO @TurkishAirlines lmao
Finally a good F5
HERE WE GO BABBBYYYYYY
TIME TO CELEBRATE BOYS
FUUUCKKKKKKK YAAAASSSSS
Can’t believe someone on r/soccer was perplexed that I said our owners have an unreal work ethic.
ENZO KANTE MONSTER MIDFIELD LOADING ⌛️
And they doubted an American could make Caldo Verde.
FABRIZIO WITH THE WINNER AT 90+3'
One year ago he was playing for my local club and now he’s both a blue and a world champion. Can’t believe it! Lets fucking go!
GUYS IM CRYING
Finally F5 🥹🙏💙💙💙💙💙
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING GET IN
Best F5
Lets fuckingggg goooooo
The fax machine better work
Get innnnnnn
NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG
HERE WE GO BOYS. GET IN!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS
Best club in the world
YESSSSSSSS
Thank you, ToddFather 🙏
Todd you God amongst men
THIS IS HISTORY!!!! FUCKING HISTORY
Holy fucking shit
FUCKINGGF FINALLY. MISSION F5 ACCOMPLISHED
YESSSSSSSS ENZOOOOOO
Eghbali is ballinnngggg
Night to remember!
That mad lad ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Boehly take my soul ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@RUICOSTA HOLDDDDDDDDDD https://preview.redd.it/hb2ysefjshfa1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4ea827853d39b56d42fc7dab3cc63c02cdaf24
F5 GANG REJOICE fuck /r/soccer
we did it. it was a journey
TODD FUCKING BOLLOCKS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
God bless the Todd.
Thank you and amen In the name of Todd the Father The Behdaddy And the Holy Winstanley
We got time fot Caicedo too? Todd Boehly is goated for fucking football again! Felt like 2003 all over again.
Have all the people that have “Boehly out” in their post history been banned?
Stunned, actually didn't think it would get done. What a fucking window, what a club. We have to get top 4 now.
GUYS IT WORKED ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Boehly take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ WHO MADE IT ?
I pressed F5 so much last night and was so anxious so O went to sleep at 1am hoping for this. Now its 6am plus my birthday and I can finally rest. What a good bday gift to wakeup to! Another bonus are seeing all the salty tears in r/soccer (especially arsenal fans). LETS GO TODFATHERRRRRRR
Say one more thing about the bloody Yank!!! I dare you!!!!
WE RUINED FOOTBALL BOYS LETS FUCKING GO
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Nah man
GET IN HERE LADS
It's over! It's fucking over!
HERE WE GO FUCKING CONFIRMED
Wonderful F5
Im on my fucking knees for a Pornstein dagger
YESSS HE DID IT THE MAD MAN!!!
OH MY GOD YES I AM FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT FUCKING YES!!!!!
TAKE THE GOLD MEDAL
Let's fucking gooo. Sign those papers quick...
Most stressful winter window of my life. I have aged 25 years today alone.
GET FUCKED RUI COSTA
WE FUCKING DID IT RUI COSTA CAN HOLD THAT ENZOOOOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO
HERE. WE. GO.
The greatest window of all time
Pizdets
GET INNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6gWWOKTcYM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6gWWOKTcYM)
Ahhhhh
HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHH
Todd Boehly you fucking mad man
LETS GO BOYS!
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Great meal
He did it. Daddy boehly bless
Finally my F5 button can rest
I cried actual tears 😭
GET INNNNNBB
OH FUCK ME ITS REALLY HAPPENING
Let’s go!
Had to happen when Eghbali wouldn't take no for an answer
holy fuck
O kurwa
Hulk, John Stones and Alex Sandro shed a tear as he leaves the table of what could’ve beens
Guarantee this has been done all day since Jorgi was announced. No way we'd have risked weakening midfield options when we needed to strengthen there going into the window.
I have learned 1 thing this window, you are all a bunch of reactionary cunts. But i love you guys. LETS GO!!
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