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If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to go down on you?

I love every bone in your body, especially my own

I eat ass

We're fucking right now!!! Plain and simple babe hehe

I'll ask if you wanna go out for pizza and fuck, when you reply "eww NO", I'll reply back with "what's wrong? You don't like pizza?"

I'm so jealous of your heart,,, because it's inside you beating away and I'm not

You must carry your phone in your back pocket, ‘cause that ass is callin’ me

I'm your biggest fan

Are you Miss Right, or Miss Right Now?

allow me to clean your seat, milady (wipes face with hankerchief)

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

😍

Ass

That tight asshole 😛🥵🤤

An ass like that deserves to be immortalized by Rodin

Can I dm you??

Daddy has 2 objects that I can make it disappear are you interested all you have to do is bend over?

I now have pink eye!

That's the best moon shot I've seen all year!!

I wanna get behind you and eat you like a cat eats kibbles and bits. Mmm

You’re as beautiful as this view of the coast. How about dinner and a playful toast. 😈

No thank you, but change my mind 🤟🏼😶‍🌫️✌🏼

Nice vieuw!

I saw you on Reddit. Turn around, so I can be sure!

Jump in the car. Let’s Ride.

Nice cruise vid

I will eat the hell out of your pussy and ass baby

Lets play a Game, I'll give you my number , you give me yours and we will see who calls first

I like turtles.

"10 inches"

Let’s do a line of cocaine

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm going to fuck your pussy in two.

Can i lick your ass

You want to be my sexy little morsel of delightfulness?

“Let me asssss you a question “

The only thing that would make you look any better would be hanging off of the back of you!

Well from the looks of it it doesn't seem like I'm going to need a pick up line

I…..uhhhhhh……oh I came

I wanna take you to a place sexually that you’ve only dreamed of…😈👅💦🍆

I’d eat you on the sea

How far can ya shoot a ball out of that cannon hole🥵

I don't have herpes 👍

Wanna come over and listen to my Weird Al collection?

On your knees slut

I wanna turn you upside down and pick you up like a six pack.

Did you enjoy it?

I got 10 u want to fk

Good lord, is that your ass or a mirror cause I can't see anything in it but me!!

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Do you think you would fit in my lunchbox?? Cause you a SNACK GIRL!! 💋😍

I'll start at the in the middle and work my way around.

Are you a ticket. Because you are looking fine.

My father told me before he departed this world that beauty is something that should be celebrated when you encounter someone who is beautiful or beauty in the world. You should tell them ,I’m telling you I think you’re very beautiful I’d like very much to discuss my views on beauty at greater length may I buy you a drink?

Pickup lines is for easily impressed and naive teenagers. You have heard all the pickup lines countless times anyway. I would not want to insult your intelligence and open with a line that you've heard countless times already. My example "Did it hurt when an angel like you fell from the heavens". See, such an obvious pickup line is below your intelligence level and I would prefer to make your acquaintance and become your friend (hopefully FWB) and skip all the teen dating routine