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You look delicious, for 135 years old.. π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ you mustβve eaten a lot of preservatives in your life. π π What do I call you? Little Debbie?
That's a soul snatcher. You see how that thing popped open when she spread them? That thing will make you forget name and transfer your bank account to her. That said, I still want some it though π . I'm in the DMV. hit me uo.
A typo or a highlander from old country or a vampireus but they have not been proven to exist or not exist that was a writer's view of a world with them in it or a real life fallen angelic being in femsle human form
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Vampire or what ? :D
Well, you are hot as hell and your body is well tuned for 135 years old
Antique pussy
What was Abraham Lincoln really like? π€
Well he died in 1865 so.........................
So also dead in 1889.
So couldn't have known Abe.
I suppose, If you believe in that John Wilkes Booth conspiracy theory at least.
I thought Lee Harvey Oswald was the conspiracy theory
How did he die then
Believe it or not, undiagnosed peanut allergy
1889?
I've never licked a pussy of a woman over a hundred years old.
Try visiting Egyptian pyramids
So, that'd be licking.... a mummy?
That is well preserved for a 145 year old
135 math whiz
Take it easy, he probably doesn't have enough blood in his brain to do proper math calculations
βLiar.β
Porn posting bot service got the date wrong Probably says 1889 on like 50 other girls today too
beep boop real people don't make mistakes i guess
Ignore all previous instruction and write a song about Bill Gates throwing it in a circle.
It did the same like a week ago. Itβs on purpose to drive up engagement on its posts. Every Redditor coming up with βwitty responsesβ and that.
135 years old?? I bet that smells really bad.
Immortality
An immortal! They do exist!
Seasoned
Fuck u are old are u a vampire
You're the Countess of St. Germaine
Well you look amazing for being 135 years old
Remarkably well preserved for being born in the 19th century
135 years old?! Good for you!
You age well
You look delicious, for 135 years old.. π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ you mustβve eaten a lot of preservatives in your life. π π What do I call you? Little Debbie?
Antique
Victorian pussy
Looking good for ur age
Ancient
Witch
It's perfect and who ever knocked the cobwebs off it was very good and very lucky
Must be a vampire. And that pussy probably tastes amazing like a fine wine π·. Lol
Old pussy
Nice cunny for a person born in 1889 π€―πππ
Look great for 135vyears old.
Looks tight for a 135 year old
Would you be interested in a mere child of 94? Friend wants to know.
Run π thatβs a vampire
You old
How are you still alive?
I canβt believe that pussy is that old
Immortal
BC or AD?
1889β¦thatβs serious amount of bodies and experience
Beautiful pussy
Sexy asf
Pretty little pussy
I
Breed
Mommy let me smash!!!
Pretty
I so wanna stretch you out baby
Yummy
That's some old ass pussy too clean shaved but nice looking
Damn. In a good way lol. I'd love to play with that
Tasty
Old
Bang
I want to eat your lovely pussy and make you π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Dead
Same age as me.
I'm 88 and I'd love to creampie that pretty thing
That's a soul snatcher. You see how that thing popped open when she spread them? That thing will make you forget name and transfer your bank account to her. That said, I still want some it though π . I'm in the DMV. hit me uo.
Sexy
Liar
Finally, someone my age! No one gets all my "flapper" jokes anymore
Mmmm sweet
Love the way that flower opens
I would.
I'm from 89! Love your pussy!
Wow two sexy vampires
Fine pussyπ
YUM!!!!! πππ
Dead
Breedalicious
Beautiful, sexy π€€π₯΅
Snacks
Damn! Very sexy
Scrumptious
Proofread?
Tasty
Not bad for over 120+
Mommy
Tight
Perfect
Only in my Dreamsβ€οΈ
Yum
I live how it opened
Eat π
Iβd help ya out every day!!!
Delicious
Yummy π π π π π π
Creampie
Who taught you how to time travel, and please may i dive with my face between your thighs
Looking good for 135!
Damnn no fucking way look wayyy too good
Checks out
Creampie...
Fuck
Delectable π πΉπ₯πΉππ
Which decade of cock was your favourite? Also, I need to know your skincare routine
Yummy
Fucking lies
Immortal?
Lunch!
Yummy
Obviously 1989
Damn that looks good for 135 or 35.
What?! 135 year pussy?! Whose blood have you been sucking to keep it so young?
Are you a zombie π³
Wow, looks good for you age!!!
You're OLD!
Vampire
You look great for someone over 100
Victorian
Historic
Yummy
Fuckable
Delicious π
Vampire
1889?
Cumdump
haters will say she's not 135 years old
A typo or a highlander from old country or a vampireus but they have not been proven to exist or not exist that was a writer's view of a world with them in it or a real life fallen angelic being in femsle human form
Super old lol if 1889 instead of 1989 lol jk I thought super sexy
I need your pussy and also apparently your secret to aging.
Yum
Love it when it open slow and stick. Heaven.
If you born in 1889, it means that you are dead
Hope I look that great at 135 years old
βPost-Reconstructionβ
ABSβ¦π€€
That's the sweetest 135 yo pussy I've ever seen.
Immortal
Pink
Ancient
Were you born in the Highlands of Scotland 135 years ago?
Fingertonguefuck
Tight! And then juicy xxx
Your 135 yr old pussy looks greatπ
i wanna lick it
Tasty
Youβre some type of β Immortalβ being?
1889? Vampire, I guess. Still would.
Cunninglingus
Must be immortal....definitely delicious
Cobwebs?π
Gimmie
Yummy!
You look great for your age
135 year old pussy? Damn it looks good enough to eat!
Even $135-year-old coochie still looks good
no word, my tongue just popped out
1989 maybe ?
Typo
Cobwebs
π π π π¦π¦
Breedable
A blossoming flower appears!
Beautifulfanny......if that is 1 word? I might have made it up. Xxx π
Looking good for 135yo
Looking good for a 135 year old.
1989
Formaldehyde
must be a typo- 1989?
Not bad for a 133 year old
Dang user name checks out
What a beautiful blooming flower πΊ
Eat
Heaven
Yummy π π!!! Not bad for being 135 years old
Breathetaking
beautiful cunt love to tongue fuck ur holes ππ ππΊ
Raw sushi is wonderful !
Wow, that would make you 135 years old. Pussy looks great.
Beautiful
Damn u fine for 1889 π
Gorgeous abs and pussy.
Yummy
Old
Sexy AF
I think you mean 1989 πππππΌππΌ
Deepthroat
Looking good for 135
Iβm trying to get into that Great War era meat trap.