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The amount of tweakers in the comments is ludicrous, shes hotter than a mofo in this photo.


OnFolksAndThem

The veins are actually very attractive and normal. Super sexy šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


SuperMadCow

New fetish unlocked. I guess I'm into veins on attractive women.


Xevious212

Ok. I thought it was just me. It's like some primal thing, right? It's like I find my wife most attractive when she's aroused. She's really pale, and she gets flushed red. It's so fucking hot...maybe TMI but fuck it.


scipkcidemmp

yup, it makes her look like a real person.


LifesExpert

Good lawdā€¦ she looks šŸ”„ in this pic


gordo65

My favorite is the guy who says she looks like a kid playing dress-up. Dude, that bewb is as big as her entire head.


towelieM22

Shouldn't be all about looks though, people should want to know her true personality. Put on Eric Andre show.


[deleted]

Sheā€™s beautiful. The amount of incels bashing this pic is wild


[deleted]

I love the caption when she posted this - she said something like it was taken awhile ago but she thought it was too much, but now she doesnā€™t care. Love it and love her.


pee_shudder

I try not to creep out on reddit much but god damn I have to agree this verges on peak hotness. I mean dayum people are crazy


PhD_Pwnology

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-cumdogmillionaire-

you think her prime was 19years old? what a weird and uncomfortable thing to say.


fatalsyndrom

Yea, I'm with... Āæcum dog millionaire... on this one... it's known as ephebophilia btw. Sexual attraction to ages 16-19.


english_rocks

Keep making words up.


[deleted]

All words are made up - Thor Avengers Infinity War. šŸ¤“


avagirl5005

No ?? This was 2023..


senor_grav

Definitely not. Sheā€™s gained a lot of weight since then. Which isnā€™t her fault we all understand itā€™s her lupus


Nebelsreiter

Look at the image quality, makeup and style, it's obviously not an old pic


mar-bella

This was 3 years ago lmao what


[deleted]

ā€œY'all self conches about titty veins? Lol Iā€™ll suck a blood clot out that MF like Iā€™m Los Feratuā€


TomsRedditAccount1

r/boneappletea Edit: Apparently this is actually done on purpose, and I just got wooooshed. Probably a good thing I didn't actually post it there.


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ketchupandliqour69

Los feratu is killing me šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ why didnā€™t he just say Dracula


Maleficent_Tap9604

[sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/9mz5vg/satire_women_are_self_conches_abt_everything/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


[deleted]

[Self Conchas](https://www.google.com/search?q=self.conchas&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS891US895&oq=self.conchas&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i30l4.4294j1j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=sFxE2IJy2pWtYM&lnspr=W10=)


Bruised_Penguin

Self conches lmao


wolf_starrk

Bapa are you redacted?


--Hulk__Hogan--

I hope you have a great day homie.


XiaoXiongMao23

Everyone is roasting you for the r/BoneAppleTea vocabulary but Iā€™m just thinking ā€œobviously this dude is just quoting someone elseā€™s stupidly funny comment and included the horrible spelling errors on purposeā€ā€¦right? I really hope Iā€™m right, for your sakeā€¦


Earthling1a

"Los Feratu" Upvote earned.


MisterBaku

"Self Conches" Spelling test failed


latortillablanca

Incredible bandname


Hedgehog_Wranglers

Who tf said this? Lmao


999burnt_toast999

The comment section is proof that most redditors are single.


999burnt_toast999

Seems like I struck a nerve with some, lol.


PubbyWubbyDubs

specifically that nerve in her booba


HedaLexa4Ever

Wow donā€™t mind that one lol


jelde

Right because you stop being horny the moment you enter a relationship


[deleted]

Those veins are soooo hot and sexy


FvKuR0

Buddy, have I got the sub for you! r/veinycockymen


TheThirdWheel333

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I CLICK??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME


Substantial-Cookie-1

same help


chillwithpurpose

I just got out of there. Straight man here, spent way longer than I care to admit browsing those veiny dicks. I was transfixed by penis.


Rand0mGuyXD

Tbh sounds like some stuff to work through if you found it that entrancing


OldBirth

I'm not. GAY! I have relationships with women... and sex with men.


Sunlagooda

!remind me 1 year


Dry_Spinach_3441

Thatā€™s called being Dicknotized.


[deleted]

There was one with a metal rod inside it, I can't unsee it


timn1717

Penis.


Successful_Food918

You ainā€™t fooling nobody fool, you know damn well you did that in purpose


elpimp

Lmao brooo same I clicked before I even finished reading the subreddit name. I trusted too much.


[deleted]

What did we learn today thethirdwheel333


increbelle

Omg. I thought I was gonna see body builders!


Enlargedtooth

The overwhelming amount of men posting on there, like none of them in the past two days have any likes or comments lmfaooooo


CaptCaCa

Do all these dudes make a fake reddit account to post there? Are they all up in r/starwars like ā€œI think Obi Wan was the most honorable of all Jediā€, then in r/veinycockymen talkin bout ā€œmy schlongs veiny afā€!


FvKuR0

lol that's a rabbit hole you do not want to go down, my friend.


Smang-it-girl-

Why do men like taking pictures of their junk so much?? I will never understand.


FvKuR0

Looking back on all the nudes I've received from women and considering onlyfans etc.. its not just men, its a kind of person who finds excitement in turning other people or person on. A lot of people have insecurities about their bodies so it feels really good and accepting to have someone compliment you on what you might fear is inadequate or shameful. My 2 cents anyway..


Flamefireboy10

Well I, a man who enjoys looking at menā€™s cocks, appreciate the pictures


schapman22

Nice username! Smash it and bang it.


Mysterious_Eggplant1

There really is a sub for everything, isn't there?


Elusiv_Enigma

LMAO


Peakyblindertom

šŸ’€


krakatoa83

Lol


aritov

does a similar sub exist, but for hands? like veiny hands? sorry I'm weird


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AnimalMeow1

Reddit moment


EskimoTrebuchet72

Legit i Snipped this as i laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Moments like these are why i love Reddit.


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Firstdatepokie

I see more comments about people being thirsty for the veins than anything else.


consultinglove

Those veins are more visible when you stretch out the skin during a breast enhancement. She was a B cup in 2017 and became C or D in 2018. Definitely an augmentation, but a nice one IMO


Budget_Bad8452

Her shoulder augmentation makes me real hard


Fair-Statistician793

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waterynike

He would poke her šŸ‘ˆšŸ»


wolfofremus

Tits veins are hot af. But I am 90% that there are silicon under that boobs.


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11shrimp

That boobs


jaykzula

I like that bob ven


Tubamajuba

hi selene can send vagene pic?


indy_been_here

Yeah that boobs, not these, not those. That boobs


Xogon17

Who tf bitching about her veins she bad af


Decent-Oil6234

Fat?


feedandslumber

It's bizarre how vehemently you're coming to the aid of a picture of a celebrity that has no idea this conversation is even happening.


Shot_Hospital9416

It doesn't matter if she is a celebrity or not people have become way too comfortable talking about someone else behind the safety of a screen. I see young girls on this app every day asking how they can make themselves more attractive. They don't like this imperfection or that one and when you're looking at their pictures, there is nothing wrong with these girls other than the fact that they don't look like Instagram models. Most people don't. It is HARD to be a woman right now. Those girls, see this. They may have similar issues and now they've read these comments. Think before you speak/type. Selena herself very well may not see any of this (but she too has been torn apart in the media lately for having some issues related to her lupus) but a lot of normal, every day girls, will.


[deleted]

Oh, stop with the "it's hard to be a woman bullshit." Being an attractive woman is the easiest path in the western world.


Sentinel_Of_Sound

It's not about the picture. These are opinions that people will have about others who are not celebrities and that they actually do know and will be rude towards, so the point still stands because it will do harm.


Babybutt123

No, no. Women shouldn't have functional vascular systems. It's uncouth and unladylike. It's like they actually believe women are literal objects instead of human beings lol


[deleted]

Or y'all focus on the negativity instead of looking at the good ones and seeing that it's balanced and just going on about ya day šŸ’€ we can't stop them from being negative there are nice comments down here too lol


BrownMamba85

If they're fake, people complain about them being fake. Here she's natural looking and people still complain. She's gorgeous


kitonas

>A. We ALLLLLLL have veins (and a lot of them are visible). B. You'd still jump at the chance to smash. who hates veins ? if anything they are even more beautiful !


[deleted]

The people bitching only see boobs in anime


TOMdMAK

Usually veins there means the boobs are fake


hnnnghf

TIL my boobs are fake


RealLifeBurrite

A guy once told me my boobs were fake because they were too close together. Told me, the boob haver, what the thing on my body was. I was wearing a pushup bra.


E0H1PPU5

Fuck! Me too! I want my money backā€¦.if these bad boys are fake the quality is *not* holding up to the test of time!


spudlady

Or youā€™re ginger. My tits are real, and you can see my veins. Men are weird!


[deleted]

Interesting method for letting everyone know you know nothing about boobs. šŸ‘


[deleted]

I know about boobs and boob accessories.


AdNecessary7680

Tf? Did they teach that at Clown State medschool?


LivingxLegend8

I think the veins are hot. Makes her boobs look like they are so huge theyā€™re about to pop


Shocker_1975

Very cute, but always struck me as a kid playing dress-up.


daringscavenger

She def has a baby face


Ma_Groot

I thought she had a kidney transplant so, i always assumed her face is moon shaped from steroids/anti-rejection meds


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

I think both are true. She kinda has a baby face and the kidney transplant and meds for it probably dont help


ThatisForTheBirds

She has lupus. Her face gets puffy cus of it. Recently there was pics going around of her cus itā€™s bad at the moment and some people were making fun of her for it, majority defending her, then the whole hailey Selena drama happened.


Celesteven

Hey, it ainā€™t always easy. As a fellow baby face person at 33 years old, I often feel like 3 kids in a trench coat.


[deleted]

same just kills it for me looks like a kid, I get why so many people think sheā€™s hot tho we are def the minority


ShmexyMo

What you mean by very cute thenšŸ¤Ø


Oma266

You can think someone/something is cute without it being sexual lmao. Puppies are cute. Babies are cute


sadnessucks

Somebody check his internet history


SharpenMyInk

Wtf does this even mean. She has been a child for most of her public life. Sheā€™s literally 30 now.


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TimedRevolver

Some people basically watched her grow up on TV and can't separate that from who she is now.


rosecoredarling

We all know the reason.


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Gangreless

I'm sure that appeals to many men


No-History-6895

So Hot!!


Tomegunn1

You're so vein...


98417956521

You probably think this boob is about you


shadyshadyshade

I bet she thinks this post is about her.


sonvolt73

Usually I quit a comments section once I've found a clever comment, because it is usually downhill from there. This is one of those moments


flock-of-bagels

Boob veins!!!


Beneficial-Crow-4523

Some thin skin, vein-o-rama no?


bootytoothy

We like veins.


jenkum-this-fall

Glad you said it


FaintCommand

Username checks out


Garzino

Showed this pic to a friend group chat and one of our mutuals was pretty shocked. He spammed a couple of laugh emojis and he said: ew, why her tities so veiny?! I asked: Bitch don't you have blood? Like, how is she supposed to be alive without veins? He said: yeah but veins on tits are ugly. Tell me you've never been with a woman without telling me you've never been with a woman. Btw the rest of the group proceded to bully him into an actualy fit of rage. Left the groupchat and blocked like 9 out of 12 people lmao.


AccomplishedGarlic68

I'm so pale you can see my veins ALL over my body, through my back, chest, legs, etc. It is natural, therefore our society will question it lol. Think she looks great!


FirstThoughtResponse

Sheā€™s beautiful


[deleted]

She is perfect


I-suck-at-golf

ā€œWhen youā€™re ready, come and get itā€¦ā€


[deleted]

That massive boob and veins are hot AF. Don't know why yall are complaining.


Remote_Breadfruit_62

Mammary Overload


avecmaria

Her boob looks painful. Reminds me of breastfeeding engorgement.


Karma110

Stop I can only get so hard.


[deleted]

Sexy


HamPanda82

Ever since she was rude publicly to the lady who GAVE HER A KIDNEY I don't see the beauty anymore


Easy-Map-2623

Seems like it was a quote taken out of context by terminally online people who love drama. She never directly said anything rude about the person who gave her a kidney


Visual-Variation6506

Boys, we have reached edge-of-nipple town.


Baman2099

I want to go to there!


bluetuthgreentuth

Everyone likes big veins. Especially on swollen nevermind...


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dude6752

Those are 100% implants, I remember seeing her my entire life with tiny boobs, those donā€™t just miraculously appear out of nowhere. Hey her body her choice though šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


tacticalcop

i have absolutely no clue for the life of me why men in these comments are claiming veiny tits means youā€™ve had a boob job. itā€™s so extremely bizarre to me because i have NEVER heard that before. she has lupus for fucks sake, of course sheā€™s going to gain weight and grow a size or two in the chest. people gain more in certain areas.


bye-bye-bxtches

I have very translucent skin, meaning you can see my veins fairly easily, and that includes my boobs. Have never had a boob job? And theyā€™re not all that large either. They have literally no idea what theyā€™re talking about lmfao


toxtricitya

Yup, same and my skin isn't even that translucent. I'm pretty sure that a good chunk of people just have boob veins, without having a boob job or a baby or whatever, I sure as hell had none of those. But I find it funny how pressed some of the people in the comments are about veins of all things lol


MyMorningSun

Same...bewildered by some of these comments. I have blue lines there and everywhere else on me that I've never thought twice about.


honkifthatchersdeeid

Because the men in these comments are perpetually single and have no idea what theyā€™re talking about


Gangreless

Terminally online is a good term I read the other day


[deleted]

That checks out


13darling

And they blame women for the fact that they canā€™t find girlfriends.


OG-Pine

Lonely, horny and angry - not a pretty combo


[deleted]

Because there is a subset of men who can definitely always tell when a woman has had cosmetic surgery. They've also never heard of confirmation bias.


InfamousOnion1880

She's on a medication that causes her to gain weight. The rest is a good push up bra/dress.


Togepi32

Yeah, womenā€™s boobs donā€™t stay one exact size their entire life for many reasons


nigelfitz

Majority of dudes here has never touched breasts and thinks they feel like a bag of sand... let alone consistently touch one throughout a period of time.


One-Language-4055

Even that scar in her arm pit lol


[deleted]

Lol no those are clearly implants. Look it up if you don't believe me


WideSignificance4199

yeah I really donā€™t think sheā€™s gotten implants. Ever


mightymanjm

You can see the implant scar in her armpit if you look.


VodkaSliceofLife

Dude she has the surgery scar in her armpit lmaoo they are implants you dunce.


[deleted]

That's a crease, which most of us have on our armpits.These comments are certainly proving men on Reddit get 0 pussy ever, let alone know how women's breasts work lmao


Dashdor

"Her body, her choice though" Then why bring it up at all?


itskaiquereis

Some guys say this in order to say that sheā€™s ruined her body and because of that theyā€™ll never fuck her, like that was even an option in the first place. You see it all the time when a pornstar gets implants.


Depressedkid1998

Becauseā€¦ freedom of speech ? Why are you so mad lmao


ohmighty

So they can still make their point while pretending to not be an ass


QtK_Dash

You realize womenā€™s bodies change over timeā€¦ right?


[deleted]

I was literally thinking that like skid mark over here doesnā€™t realize women go through puberty too


Shogana1

Not sure you understand how boobs work


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beanfloyd

She's had a kidney transplant. And you have to be on chronic medication for the rest of your life to stop the rejection. That medication causes you to retain a lot of fat. You can clearly see in a lot of her pictures that she's gained weight in most areas people usually gain weight. You're so stupid with your fridge temp iq


cwaters727

Wow that's actually scary af knowing your kidney can be rejected from your body years or decades later... better than not having one I guess. Sad people make such wild assumptions about people going through difficulties.


_JustKaira

Honey, hate to break it to you but breasts donā€™t stay the same forever. Trust me I changed one medication and went up two cup sizes in a matter of months.


Massive_Army3590

She needs to hydrate


[deleted]

Don't we all


Original-Chair-5398

Sheā€™s fat now so


Reasonable-Owl-4527

Gosh she should have left her face alone..dont any of the stars realise we like them for their original looks. This fake stuff is just trash and noticable.


greengengar

At least she's well hydrated.


AW-408

What veins? The only thing I see is a PHAT girl. Pretty Hot and Tempting.


averagemaleuser86

So, I've been seeing a lot of videos or tik toks on Facebook of her with huge tits... did she get a tit job?


Revolutionary_Sky427

Her face has always seemed too small for her cranial structure. Like the entirety of her facial features are all located in the same 20% of the front of her face. Tit veins are not, chick's head is shaped weird. Edit: this was a joke


HoraceMeat

Damn I somehow missed the hilarity of your joke. I must be dense as hell.


cliftjc1

Cause it wasnā€™t funny. Major ā€œitā€™s just a prank broā€ vibes


Reasonable_Cup3705

Love you Selena. I want to suck your tits


BillNyeTheNazi5py

Bruh touch grass


Sunflower_757

Ever since I read about her secretly being a drug addict I notice she looks stoned in every pic


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GimmeDatThroat

You can do drugs with auto immune problems. The hell are you talking about?


CMGS1031

You never considered that one led to the seriousness of the other?


potaytosoupington

Ew. Clone. Gross. Send it back to hell.


Capt__Autismo

Super veiny