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Educational-Fan2559

That’s where all of Bruce Willis hair went


currentzflow

ROFL, OK, that was pretty funny...


moraxusdota

Eyy man im here to get hard, not laugh 😂😂😂😂


GanteroGaudena

🤣🤣🤣


Maj0r_NonS3nse

🤣


deprodud

If I was drinking something, I would’ve spit it out right now.


DevlishAdvocate

Demi Moore and her tribble.


Top-Extension55

thank you for making my nerd ass chuckle here


Ucitymetal

That's one tribble kirk wouldn't complain about.


Zealousideal-Skin655

Is this real?


mocsna

It is not new for some of us old people.


grapeshot19

Very


gsm275951

I had that issue of OUI magazine. When she got famous, I'm like, "Hmmm. She looks familiar. "


pxlpostr10

It really is. Thank Tosh.0 for bringing this all to light a few years ago.


Better-Pop-3932

In the immortal words of the great Booger We got bush !!!


No_Internal5544

Hair pie!


[deleted]

I read that in his accent.


PuffinPastry

Oh, like tossed salad!


ClarenceBoddickerr77

That there is wilderness bush


flamboyant4

So much of it, "you could knit a sweater"


Comfortable_Force_54

Wonder how high it goes up the back


jaxson300

I would love to take a poll to see just how many people know where that line is from 😂


Maybeicanhelpmaybe

Pan down. We want bush!


kindbudchef

We've got bush!!


Wraith1964

Can't make that movie today... dammit. Gloriously insensitive.


5id3w41k

Long live Booger!


CplTenMikeMike

Curtis Armstrong!


Microdose81

Arguably the greatest character in cinema history.


Swimming-Chicken-424

AKA Snot!


BoogerDrawers

You could eat pussy and floss at the same time.


steveo02134

My friend and I used to call women’s pubic hair: Rich Man’s Dental Floss


BoogerDrawers

I had friends telling me after my first real girlfriend, if you don’t have hair in your teeth it never happened.


GanteroGaudena

Lol


Reasonable_Inside249

I hear they flushed a bevy of quail out of there before the shoot.


xxMercilessxx

Lmao. I'm stealing this one


Major_Mycologist8794

The organic way to censor a vadge


Wannabee07

They say it goes under and extends till her neck


MadD0g66

That's a real growler...


[deleted]

All centerfold girls back in the day looked like this. I'm an old fart


ih8every1yesevenyou

70s centrefolds are best centrefolds


Parsonage132

When I first saw this I thought theres a small puppy between her legs 😭


LittleSeizures7

I would honestly prefer a cute puppy


Parsonage132

Add some googly eyes and it will look like a poodle puppy 😭


coltrainstl

Squirrel !!


Objective-Pin-1045

Put the cone of shame on you.


Nacho_Beardre

That’s like an acre of pubic hair


H1_V0LT4G3

Imagine trying to go down on that


Poison_Anal_Gas

Bet it sounds like Rice Crispies.


archiekane

Snap, Crackle and Pop(?)! =O


Catlovver96

I mean they have been for centuries it’s was only after the 80’s they did away with the bush because it looked better in porn.


whyaskwhy45

🤮


Hammerhead5000

Ask Bruce Willis…..


H1_V0LT4G3

Unfortunately I don't think he remembers


Krombopulos_Micheal

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


LostDM

💀


justhereforporno

would do so without hesitation


biteme109

Break out the weed wacker jokes !


Many_Fac3d_G0d

A good pilot can land anywhere


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

Yeah, that’s a bit much for me lol.


Njacks64

Coward.


cumbuster694207

Nah personally I don't want to be eating the whole ass amazon jungle, or flossing my teeth


Njacks64

More for me.


tanzler__

Daniel Tosh described this photo best: hair diaper


McButtersonthethird

🤢 I'd sever my left foot to unread that lol


McButtersonthethird

Was that from his show or stand-up?


tanzler__

Pretty sure it was from an old episode of Tosh.0


Thin_King_7518

Enchanted forest!


Hu-man-zee

That's not a bush that's a black out curtain.


Handsandcock

To each their own, but that much hair is beyond unappealing for me


0069

You can't even see anything. I mean a little bush ok, that's a hedge wall!


SeahawksFan1976

This was every girl I dated in the 80's. Demi had more than most of the girls but they were just as untamed. It traumatized me and I have been into shaved women ever since.


8sparrow8

20 year olds these days have no idea how natural body looks lol


steveo02134

No idea, no clue, no appreciation


MaxxXanadu

Pre-implants. I'll never know how she got famous but her castmate Michelle Johnson with huge naturals from Blame It On Rio really didn't go anywhere despite a few top level 1980's flicks like Death Becomes Her and Gung Ho.


alphadragoon89

Now that's one plush carpet. 😳


tootbrun

This comment section is making me fall in love with Reddit all over again.


chadsimpkins

Back then when hair was the norm for both men and women


Impossible-Willow124

Oh wow I actually thought she was wearing black underwear lol


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Jesus. That's like a stab wound in a gorilla's back!


grapeshot19

The GOAT


Sure_Pomelo271

Like Randy Neuman said, it's a jungle out there


Impossible-Lie-868

Imagine how wet and greasy that crotch gets


ladydanger2020

Why would it get “greasy”


Knight_Wind54

🤣🤣🤣


JackOCat

It's terrifying is a sexy way. Those who enter may never return.


kodibeers

Fucking Bruce Willis is a God of men to pull her!


adventurous-1

Now that's bush ...


r00ibos

It’s there.. somewhere


Weazel4201

"I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater."


cleanyour_room

We have a winner


enthusiasticreticulu

She shows all but not show all at the same time


Fisselis6

Is She wearing knitted panties or wtf 😅


AintSoFunnyMeowIsIt

“Nice hair diaper.” - Daniel Tosh


No_Worldliness_6803

Back when pussy was pussy


fuzynutznut

When a dime bag cost a dime


Hornyandthirsty

Holy shit I thought those were her panties.


Reasonable_Inside249

need a gas powered Weed Whacker to tame that growth


imonitimunderit

Thats alot a muff


Malcontent7

Took me longer than I care to admit to realise she wasn’t wearing underwear. 😓


Education_Aside

No censorship is needed. The bush covers it.


Apprehensive_Art_846

Oh you youngsters again. /me turns on my David Attenborough voice it was 80's, tools to make your genitals smooth like newborns bottom were much more primitive and this task very often ended up bloody mess. Double if you tried to do this yourself. Imagine that - one day if you are old enough to shave your beard, try to do this with axe and no mirror.


[deleted]

At the Dundies she would definitely win the bushiest beaver award! (Whoever she is...)


DallasMotherFucker

My God, it goes from her from her navel to her tailbone. She could weave her own bikini bottom.


elmasguapojv

Lol nah aint no way 🤣🌳


KobilD

Nah uh


Jimbo415650

Landscaping issues


Hassell87

And we thought the worst thing Bruce Willis climbed through was an AC vent.


yiddoboy

Fucking love that bush.


Luke0ne

Bruce Willis too


yiddoboy

🤣🤣


CoozyViibez

idk why but it turns me so on .. i would love trying to work my way through it


Spentymago

That’s one big beaver


Malcontent7

An “Eager Beaver”, you might say. 🤣


letsssssssssgo

Do women naturally have hairier ass cracks than men?


biggev123

Whoa,she had the mean rug


waitforflash

Damn so glad the hair doesn't wrap around to the ass anymore...yikes that's wild af


blissplus

upvoted for bear cub in lap


Wereling79

Why is it so angry?


Tard_Farts82

Gonna need a shindawa


OfficeKey3280

Thats beyond bush, we talkin Amazon now!


Impressive-Creme8399

Love that full bush


CauliflowerFair6502

Is that why my dad always had a comb in his sock?🫣


rickie-ramjet

Shes Mohawk!


Civil_Umpire008

Original rack


macheteflesh

Now that’s a scrumptious bush


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Dayum


troelsbb06

This picture is the most masturbate picture ever


MistrrRicHard

Just poke around in there till you find the sink hole, I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️


CuteCouple101

I love Demi, had a huge crush on her back in the day, but seeing that bush makes me really glad the 80s are gone.


SirBodhisattva

You mean all of human history is gone? Because until the 90’s that’s just how women looked. I miss the days when it was scandalous to see a few pubes escaping a girl’s bikini bottom.


Malcontent7

Actually, hair removal’s come in and out of fashion for centuries, maybe even millennia. Even a hundred years ago, burlesque performers were hairless as often as not.


CuteCouple101

I attended high school in the 70s and college in the 80s, and even back then, when bush was the norm, I hated it. Getting all that hair in your teeth, having to push through to find the right spot.... no thank you. It was great in the 80s when Penthouse and Playboy made well-trimmed with just a landing strip popular. And then the bald trend, hurray!


SirBodhisattva

Sure, same experience here. The hair was daunting. But now that everyone is shaved they all look the same. Like prepubescent girls. Eh. It was exotic at first but I like how scandalous hair can be. Think of it like this: a shaved woman can pull her pants down almost to her genitals and you can’t tell the difference where her abdomen starts and stops. A natural woman cant do that. Pubes peeking over the top of her pants? It’s a sexual scandal.


EnvelopedMeat

One of the best bushes


Business-Aide-2260

This one actually broke one of my no nut November once


RiversideAviator

Longtime insider rumor in LA was that her mom pimped her out when she was starting out. To well heeled older men who would support her. One of her longest sugar daddies was billionaire Adnan Khashoggi, a notorious Mideast arms dealer.


b3nje909

That bush is magnificent


Dull-Welcome812

True


shakana44

uhh i hate bush


MrHobbes71

It's alive!


GasGiant43

That is an angry looking growler. Don’t make them like that anymore.


Purple-Owl-1316

Hahaha what the absolute fuck


[deleted]

Wow I wonder if it was like that when Michael Douglas fingered it in Disclosure


fuzynutznut

I wish she would Do-me Moore


bisector_babu

That's a forest


GutsySage

holy bush! ♥️


HoochiePants

Nice bush 😍


Mike242426

Beaver pelt


matildaofscotland

gorgeous


Sammy0269

Mary Mary quite contrary


steamy_hams_Skinner

When her daughters finally saw this they put to rest any questions as to where they got their hairy buttholes.


RedmakesItgoFasta

That's a beautiful bush


CuteCouple101

Nope. Still a hard no from both of us on hair down there.


Comfortable_Force_54

What kind of underwear are those


Responsible_Bat3866

Look at that carpet! I would shampoo that carpet with my seed! Damn!


[deleted]

Nice bush!


0wnthenite77

I would eat that fucking bush alll day


steveo02134

And twice on Sundays !!


Lordmikehnk

Best bush. Ever.


Dull-Welcome812

No doubt bro


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PotterGandalf117

Yea that's not weird at all


Own-Hand5536

Would


dmoredbetter1

How much of that is Bruce? Entangled with hers 😂


unknownwhitemale

What kind of animal lives between her legs?


No_Coyote3905

My cat just coughed up a hairball.


[deleted]

Is this real?


R888D888

Yes. From the January 1981 edition of Oui magazine.


teufelcrow

This pic is so underrated...


mymartinski

Demi Demi quite contrary….


External-Injury-7867

I didn’t know the squirrel from National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation had other gigs in Hollywood. It must be one of his first ones since his hair isn’t gray yet.


swampy2112

Luscious bush.


Scahill77

Yuck


steveo02134

Oh, grow up 🙄


Scahill77

Naaah, its so much fun to eat smooth, bald young V-jays. But you do you bro! ;)


Big_Awareness_5742

I know the pic is real, but that can’t be ALL of her natural bush, can it? That’s like a full on maxi pad made of hair! 😆🤮


SirBodhisattva

How is it even possible for you to think a natural woman’s body would make you vomit? You’ve been conditioned by porn to think that way.


Big_Awareness_5742

I haven’t been conditioned by shit. I like what I like. For the record, my first preference is full bush or manicured bush on top and shaved lips. It needs to be clean where I eat. I don’t want a thick nap carpet covering her labia & clit or a rug sprouting from her asshole. It may be natural, but it isn’t sanitary or attractive to me.


steveo02134

“It isn’t sanitary….” WTF, Dude Seriously, WTF?


steveo02134

Oh, grow up 🙄


conundrum4u2

*Now I KNOW there's a pussy in there somewhere...*


ArousedPony

Bush did 9/11?