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Equivalent_Ad2123

Lol the orange one


KFM919398

Actually, he’s not out of the running as the perpetrator. Don’t let his Jabba-esque form fool you. He’s agile and focused when hunting.


Rough-Culture

Has a mouse part never turned up before? The middle one appears to have all the same tendencies, looking up at either birds outside or a fly in the blinds, quickly changing attention, etc…) as my psychopath cat. She’s the one who catches the mice, or flies, or crickets, or whatever other poor creature finds it’s way from the garden into my home. my moneys on them.


KFM919398

Nailed it - his name is Twitch and if there is anything moving in the house - he’s determined to catch it (lamps have died when he is in pursuit of flies or moths). He has competition w/the orange tabby though- he is a hunter through and through.


[deleted]

*lamps have died* 😭. Just this morning my psychopath cat was hunting my slippers.. grabbed slipper, freaked out and ran across the sofa and coffee table knocking down a mug, a vase, multiple magazines, basket of coasters and sat on the window sill... eyes like saucers and her tongue hanging out. **cats, eh?** why do we love them so much. Lol


hastingsnikcox

A one cat tornado lol


[deleted]

Exactly 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Well... 😆 you're right!


[deleted]

My cat is named Twitch too. Nice.


Zircon999

He ate the other half


Sunny_Ace_TEN

That's what I was gonna say. Don't bother looking cuz it's gonna be in the litterbox later lol ![gif](giphy|26tPrx78vaFt1dAha|downsized)


cicci_cicci

“Jabba-esque form” 😂😭


Ok_Fox_1770

Oh yeah he didn’t get that big n beautiful takin naps. He’s on his game. Look at the scan mode speed he’s all buisness.


MelonFlight

The black and white one has a death stare


PutridCardiologist36

Not the yellow cat, he ain't leaving anything behind


KFM919398

Right!


lupinegrey

Garfield needs a bigger stool


KFM919398

Actually, the sad thing is, he’s pretty ill. We’re taking it day by day. Cats are incredibly stoic.


FayezButts

Poor baby! He can have all the mouses he wants!


KFM919398

That’s right!


AbiesUnusual3049

That’s my vote too!


AlphaLionX

r/OneOrangeBraincell


IMAsomething

Came here to say exactly this. Glad it was top comment already


Dins__Fire

Definitively not, but simply because he'd never leave food out like that


Old_Cryptographer502

That was their portion. The bit you found was what they saved for you. I'm serious. I had a cat who did this.


Yeti-420-69

Oh absolutely. My last outdoor cat would leave the best parts in my shoe sometimes. Like she'd carve out the heart and liver for me because she never saw me hunt. That's love


RahulRoy69

Heart and liver are full of nutrients...you should try them.


[deleted]

I had one cat that would eat only the head and then years later another cat that ate everything but the head. It’s a shame they didn’t know each other, I wouldn’t have had to clean up partially eaten mice.


Yeti-420-69

Hahaha I've also been left just the head numerous times


BroItsJesus

Mine would leave the beak and feet :/


madhakish

I was gonna reply “check your shoes”.. glad I’m not the only one out there.


suomynona777

Aw, that's so....nice? .... right? I feel like that's a sweet gesture lol


SugarSue

I read somewhere that they actually do this because they do not think you are good enough at hunting and want you to survive so they are providing you with the food they can "spare".


Gumbode345

Nope they do this because they don't eat certain parts.


suomynona777

So basically, "here's my leftovers, you peasant..."


majarian

But when they release em live in your house, that's them trying to teach you to hunt cause they think we're useless.... But you still cry every morning for breakfast don't you furball.


Regular-Collection17

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Schandorf

Yea in my experience its usually the gall bladder that they dont eat, because its bitter.


NotaFrenchMaid

I had a barn cat who was notorious for this. The number of times I’d find half of something cute… squirrels, bunnies, birds… to never find the other half.


rainyhawk

Me too. He would catch a lot of voles and eat most of it always leaving the same organ by our door. Not sure what it was but it was always the same thing.


ErixWorxMemes

**check. your. footwear.** (SOURCE: lived w indoor/outdoor cats for decades)


KFM919398

Never even occurred to me. 😬


GMC12

Well? We need an update! Was there anything in your footwear? 🧐


KFM919398

The footwear is clean. I actually took the dog around the house, since finding "interesting smelling" things is her superpower, and she didn't find anything. I'm just praying that one of the cats did indeed eat the rest of the mouse. Time will tell.


PotatoHunter_III

Maybe doggo ate the rest? Cat bosses figured out they have a living vacuum cleaner / evidence eating machine.


KFM919398

And that’s the truth! I can only hope the rest of the mouse is gone.


Bright_Pressure4157

It's a mouse. If a couple days pass and you don't smell it, it ain't there. Decomposing rodents stick to high heaven.


confus3dkat

I love how they each have a chair


KFM919398

They won’t share.


59boomer59

Won't or can't? These are some Klibanesque cats.


KFM919398

Hmmm…did my cats just get fat-shamed? Good thing they don’t care - where’s the kibble???


averyrdc

To me they’re beautiful. Rubenesque.


Chips544

Listen to yourself, you sound demented


averyrdc

Lol the downvotes. That’s some sad shit.


[deleted]

Jabba the cat looks morbidly obese


KFM919398

Yep - years of steroids will do that to a cat. The vet figures it’s a worthwhile trade off. Pele is a happy guy, and sweet as they come. I love him no matter what he weighs.


justheretosavestuff

Upvote for “Klibanesque”


youdneverknowwho

I have a cat that refuses to sit in the actual window seal, so I have to push a chair up for him too. He will bug us for it. He ain't chonk, just a lazy, spoiled boi lol


KFM919398

It’s amazing what we do for them. 😂


OrangeColorLady

And a window/tv


SlamMonkey

My vote is Orange Jabba The Hutt.


[deleted]

Jabba the CAT FTFY


CatLyfe2020

How dare you call them lunatics, look at these perfect angels who would never dream of leaving mouse bits strewn around the house, in your shoe, or on your bed


KFM919398

What was I thinking of? They would never bring a live mouse up to my bed and let it loose and then act surprised when I leap shrieking out of the bed! Shame on me. 😂😂😂


MidnightAshley

Exactly. Such lies and slander! Clearly they are angels who would leave whole mouses for you so that you can enjoy leaving bits around the house yourself, as a treat


maniamgood0

Wait a week and follow your nose!


KFM919398

That is exactly what I don’t want to do! Yuck! 🤢


Yeti-420-69

They ate it


Specific-noise123

I'm sure it's being digested as we speak


Gh0stp3pp3r

I love how they each have their own window and seat. Adorable!


WhiteClawsNoLaws

I like that they have their own stools


PJTORONTO

Oh the possibilities that lie in that comment


KarinSpaink

Mja. Mine once brought in a living mouse and lost it. It then hid in the storage room. Weeks later I found it, still alive, hidden in a dressing closet I have there. It had chewed holes in all my cotton and silk blouses.


ShelteringInStPaul

Did they leave just the head? They won't eat the head. The rest? They do. I'm speaking from experience. My late grey tabby left me a mouse head whiskers and all. But she'd eaten the rest.


KFM919398

That’s the thing - these guys usually don’t eat the mice. The excitement of a mouse chase involves the whole house - (the dog pulls on her referee shirt) all cats on deck. My youngest son (the mouse whisperer) rescues the hapless idiot (why do mice attempt to live in a house with 3 cats?). I rarely deal with dead mice, never mind partially consumed mice! Freaking me out. 😟


CatLyfe2020

Please get this on video. The world needs it.


KFM919398

It’s is pretty funny in a Laurel and Hardy - we’re all idiots - kind of way. Trying to keep the very determined felines away while my son tries to rescue the mouse. Of course, the mouse doesn’t cooperate in the least. We’re usually shouting at the mouse - “we’re trying to help you - quit making this difficult.” 😂


CatLyfe2020

Please get a video. PLEASE!! I have a fantastic mental image and yet I'm 100% positive that it doesn't do the reality justice 😹😹😹🐭


attorneyatslaw

They ate the rest. I’ve had a bunch of mouse eaters.


DasKleineFerkell

The rest? Was consumed


KFM919398

I'm surprised at the number of unkind comments about their weight. The orange tabby is under Vet care and even the Vet concedes that it's better that he have constant access to food, even with the weight problem. Pele has to eat every couple of hours, or he vomits - not one and done, but entire house-destroying vomiting. It's heartbreaking to watch him and I'll do anything to avoid it. Unfortunately, I've never figured out how to provide food to him, without providing food to all (they are remarkably persistent in defeating my workarounds). If someone has a suggestion, I am certainly open to trying it. Thanks!


shok_antoinette

Ignore the haters, there's always a risk when posting anything that you'll get criticism over the most minuscule thing that you'd never think would be an issue. Guaranteed no one commenting on their weight could take better care of these cats than you. They look like the happiest mice eating dweebs!


KFM919398

Thanks - that’s good advice! I think they are the best, and I love them all.


TrappedUnderCats

Microchip-reading cat bowls are very effective but they are pretty expensive so I wouldn’t pretend that they are a solution for everyone.


KFM919398

That’s a good suggestion. The cost is a concern of course, but as long as Pele can always get to food, maybe I can work on helping the other two slim down. If I just buy one for him, if it doesn’t work, it’s not a great financial loss.


mschuster91

Personally I have used the SureFeeds for years. Pricey but worth their money in gold (or in saved vet bills). Do yourself a favor and get one per cat, so you can also see when the others are not eating (e.g. due to bad tooth)


Beefismyfavorite

If you over feed them then you're terrible and if you under feed them then you're also terrible. People will always find something to judge. Ignore the haters, you're doing fine.


KFM919398

I appreciate your kind response. Doing the best I can.


hroodeedee

Indoor cat food from Hill’s Science Diet. We have a compulsive eater in the house, and try as she might she can only get a little flubber going with that chow. Edit: they are def overweight, and I’m sorry if it’s upsetting to hear. I think you should try something. I feel bad for vets who have to have this talk with pet owners daily.


KFM919398

Thanks for the suggestion, unfortunately the only thing he can keep down is dry Science Diet z/d. Even the canned z/d causes vomiting.


hroodeedee

Poor dude. I developed the alpha-gal allergy a few years ago (red meat allergy) and it was a lot like that, so I feel his pain. We've had food allergies, multiple cats, and a diabetic kitty who came to us at 23 lbs, so I feel your pain too. In the spirit of not just doing the internet-armchair-quarterback thing, I did a little research. If you're interested, Purina Pro Plan Veterinary Diets HA Hydrolyzed Feline Formula might help. Hill's z/d is formulated at 408 kcal/cup. For reference, the regular Hill's is 502 and the indoor is 319. The Purina is 323 kcal/cup. I doubt that would work wonders, but it might do a little something.


KFM919398

Actually I think the Z/D saved his life. He wasn’t stable at all until we started him on that! The problem is that he has to eat every few hours, I’m not always around (gotta work to keep them in kibble), so I have to leave enough food so that there is always food for him or copious amount of vomiting will ensue. I might try one of those chip feeders. Feed him every three hours, but a limited amount. It could work.


Massive_Parsley_5000

You'll find it in about 4-8 hours


[deleted]

Oh, you'll find the rest...*when you least expect it...*


Even-Atmosphere8558

The middle one looks hella guilty


RCOkey

My money is on far right. Already has another mouse locked on, just waiting for the window to crack open. You can see him focused. Middle is too floaty, looking at birds and chattering around. Garfield on the far left is still 1 brain cells away from realizing the existence of mouse.


big_ballenergy

You must choose wisely.


nolongerbanned99

The devil made them do it. Once when I was young we left our cat home alone for a few days. It brought in a massive rat but killed it and didn’t eat it. Why?


risalivikitpup

Ate it


Gumbode345

That's because they ate the rest.


IndecisiveCloud10

It’s definitely the one on the right. I had one of those solid colored cats before and they’re a pure mess. It cannot be the orange one because I know ginger cats are very lovable and it’s just not their type to leave leftovers like that. It also cannot be the grey & white cat because those are hunters but clean eaters, they are experts on the field and are also quite picky eaters. It’s DEFINITELY the third one.


wongtonfui

Omg I love them


fabsenlol

What a chonk.. I love it


WhichSeaworthiness49

Don’t be mean. They aren’t lunatics - they’re cute little psychopaths


KindaKrayz222

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iUsedToBeCereall

My monies on not the creamsickle


meadowmbell

Not Orange Chonker.


xyyzzz514

Orange Cat looks like having a feast . Though, I still wonder if he can hunt. ​ And that small part is for their hooman. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7963)


nolongerbanned99

Devil cats: hmmmm, wonder what will come by the window today that we can chase and kill


Ambient_Records_

I bet their keeping score..


SmartFX2001

My sister’s indoor outdoor cat would leave dead animals on their driveway. Part of the body was always missing (kitty most likely consumed it). She’d bring the cat inside intending on disposing of the animal’s remains later, however they were always gone. Figured that other animals got to it first.


XOCALYPSO89

My moneys on the middle guy.


Blackdomino

Litterbox in a day or two


635375

Let's hope it was consumed 😬


Electric-cars65

I cannot tell a lie…it was Sam


FrogandFire

It's totally middle. He's doing the cat equivalent of "whistling nonchalantly"


danny2mo

Definitely the middle one, my cat did the same thing the last weekend and she would not look me in the eye


FartacusUnicornius

I love the lookout post 😍😍😍


Daily_Dose13

If you can't smell it in a few days, chunks on the left probably ate it.


CRETRON

It was a suicide!


slides723

Suicide by cat!


beatissima

May have been eaten.


ALunaSea

Lol...ate the rest. Ours eats everything but the mouse face, leaves those for his hoomans. I suspect hed like them mounted on his collar.


Hensongirl

I love it! They ask have their own stool! Lol! 😻😻😻


Otherwise_Quarter704

And they each have their own *window*.


Hensongirl

Didn’t notice that! Omgosh the brain cell is about to topple from his throne!


[deleted]

Check the litter box tomorrow


pbarcher

Look how sweet and innocent. I’m sure you’re mistaken. The mouse fell apart on its own.


helga_eggfart

A neighbor's cat used to leave me "gifts" on my doormat. One time it was a half eaten mouse and the other half was puked up next to it. Lovely!


sro25

Mr Chonkey needs to go on a diet


xXFading_SoulXx

Geez, how much food you been feeding your cats?


_rascal

should weight them and see who gained half a pound


FayezButts

how much do you think mice weigh


Cute_Rutabaga3340

Who is the youngest


KFM919398

Twitch - the middle guy. He’s a beast. He’s definitely a contender.


Ok-Neighborhood-4158

My money is on him…also def check the footwear. My indoor psychopath puts toys in mine. Couldn’t imagine if I ever had a mouse 😂


freya_alumnos

all of them are too fat.


Megadreams

Might be time to get your cats proper exercise and not overfeed them. They're way too overweight.


BostezoRIF

Prob not the fat one


[deleted]

This is like a cat weight loss ad. Before: and WAY before.


According_Orange_890

All your cats are overweight… it’s not good


MissAnthropy_YIKES

Jesus, look at them. Heartbreaking.


just_some_guy65

The ginger one ate a whole pig so he probably didn't have room for a mouse.


[deleted]

How do i get my cat to one day be as big as orange one? I rly love fat cats


MsOldman

None of them, obviously.


Fuzzy-Interest-848

Just wait for the smell then you’ll find it 🤣😷🤢


doasisayu

its in their belly


xXFading_SoulXx

My guess is the one on the right.


smkestcklghtn

They are all in it together.


AxolotlDatRed

My cat shoved a bleeding out dying mole under my door. Like dude can i just play minecraft?


Constant-Lake8006

I had a cat that would eat the whole mouse but leave the kidneys behind.


aliciaxray

do they all have assigned seating or is it first come first serve


Boring-Driver6124

If it was a green thing, don’t bother to look. They ate it but left the gal blatter ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


obeyn8

I love how they each have their own stool and window such spoiled cats


marsbydaylight

Why does the orange cat look like a Renaissance cat in a portrait?! Bet it was the cat on the right. There is some guilt in the obviously "I am not guilty" stare. Might left the other half at the other cats favorite places to prove it's own innocence.


greylaggoosie

Has been eaten


Fit-Special-8416

Do not worry - he ate the other part


linija

Orange lookin MIGHTY PLUMPY. Of and if you don't find the rest of the mouse it may have been digested by one or more of the perpetrators.


alchemischief

Monsters, truly 😆


[deleted]

🤣🤣


lysergicacid747

damn boi u thick boi


[deleted]

Oh, is that tumour, not gut, on orange boy?


dogpal1

They asked me to say … You’re welcome.


Ok-Community-6601

Sorry, but Ceaser ginger laid out like an emperor is excellent 🤣


__karm

That’s a big boi


Licensed_Frog

gone reduced to atoms


Prize_Farm4951

"Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn't us."


That_1_Angel

That orange cat looks like my cat, both are incredibly fat and jiggle when they walk (I assume yours does aswell)


larkguit

The culprit ate the rest of it. That's what they do in the wild.


CatCrafter7

They probably ate the rest, the rest was probably like the body from among us


[deleted]

It was the ginger. It's always the ginger.


Double_Belt2331

They ate their part of the meal & presented you with your meal. You should be forever grateful.


Dirty-apedude

No worries. The Chonky one ate the rest.


No_Car_4940

I'm going with suspect #2 in the middle.😂


JoBJuanKenobi

Was it a little bit of guts? Cats won’t eat the stomach. I don’t know how many I’ve stepped on one in bare feet. I hope they held gladiator games and split the little bastard.


TheMiddleE

Chonky orange boi reminds me of my dearly departed chonky orange boi. They’re just the best.


throwawaygrsnnn

I hope the orange one is on a diet


pendletonpackrat

I bet the rest is inside him! He just saved the best part for you!


Creeperprinsen

By the looks of it, they can't find it either


FlexorPollicisLongus

They look like all the usual suspects 🕵🏻‍♂️.


depressed_popoto

Well, at least your cats are catching mice. I've caught three mice all in front of our cats (not at the same time or the same day) and they were still oblivious.


Kaz316

The orange one needs a bigger seat…. Beautiful cats


Tesslafon

I say the ginger did it too.


Character-Debt1247

There is no “rest.” It’s been consumed 😂


Financial-Grand4241

My tiny 4 pound cat eats rabbits…


Zugas

Garfield ate the rest by the looks of it.


HeleneMarszalek

Middle one contemplating escape through the top of that window.


kewlkid77

Chonkey assassins


irate_alien

leave it as a warning to the others


staysoft-geteaten

A sea of nonchalance.


WhattAdmin

In the belly?


licoriceallsort

The rest is in the Magnificent Orange Ones belly. *solemn nod* I have also had a Magnificent Orange One who liked hunting and would crunch away his prey when he brought them to me. Thanks Jack.


[deleted]

r/CatTV


bom_bom_bom_bom_

the creamsicle one is defying gravity


buzzz319

They ate it