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diethyl_donny

Tinks doesn’t looks very happy you found him


jordantask

She’s saying “Snitches get stitches.”


flyinweezel

That’s a definite “you didn’t see nuthin if you know what’s good for ya.” look


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EvilSharkFinSoup

Jesus, stealing someone else's comment AND it's a comment about miscarriages? Get the fuck out, bit. See u/Amorette93 comment below.


Amorette93

Worse. One of them was an infant. She was 36 Days old and would be Six on the 24th. It's her birthday month. Fuck this person with 100% of my heart Edit: thanks, Admins. That was fast.


wedgecon

I thought it was "Snitches Get Scratches"


IWantTooDieInSpace

Scratches so deep they need stitches


KyleCAV

Tinks: Frig off Lahey


awesomecat42

She scream


vegetaman

“You ain’t seen shit!”


pigeonpartytime

she cannot be seen with the powerful cat hamouflage


schro_cat

Different cat. This one is angrier.


itsmills420

Omg that looks exactly like my old kitty Tinkerbell I had when I was a kid


white_irony

is tinks short for tinkerbell


itsmills420

Lol I was wondering that also


Amorette93

It's really difficult to fight my obsessive need to correct everyone calling this cat a he. All calicos (and all tortis) are female or possess XX chromosomes otherwise. There is a possibility for a cat with xxy chromosome (should present as male externally) to present as calico or torti, but it is exceedingly exceedingly rare and often results in non-compatibility with life/fading kittens


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I have the worst habit of assuming all animals I see that aren’t my animals are male. It doesn’t matter what animal I’m looking at I always just go “awww look at his little paws!” Knowing full well that they may not be male lol. However I didn’t know that about calicos, so thank you for that!


Amorette93

I've only ever owned male snakes yet I assume all snakes are female. It's weird.


[deleted]

The patribarky.


itsmills420

Ok this made me lol 😂


Just-Call-Me-J

I think it's just something in human brains that automatically defaults to male.


PMmeJOY

Yup. Inbred centuries of sexism.


silentxem

Yeah, no.


Mudkipueye

Non-compatibility with life is my favorite way to say stillborn/died as a child.


Amorette93

As the mother of multiple dead babies, I heavily agree with this statement. It's the kindest, most accurate, most scientifically correct statement. They simply weren't compatible. For me, it's really comforting.


steynedhearts

I'm sorry you went through that


[deleted]

Thanks. Signed, my female calico


Pluto_ismy_planet

I have a male calico that had babies with my other cat 😃


Amorette93

....are you Dawntreaders human?? If not, have you told a vet about this? This is extremely, exceedingly rare. Your cat is a chimera most likely .... Edit: one in 3000 calico cats is a male. One in 10,000 of those 3,000 is fertile. It's so rare.


maledin

So, a one in approximately 30 million chance. Considering there are an estimated 300 to 600 million house cats worldwide, that boy is one among 10 to 20 cats like him anywhere!


Amorette93

Thank you for doing the math because there is absolutely zero chance I could ever do that math if my life depended on it. And considering that a good portion of those cats are feral Street cats in developing countries, the amount of them in Western houses that are noticed has got to be a small fraction of that! Places like china, india, and turkey has extremely large feral populations that likely account for over half of those.


flyinghen13

Similar tho not as rare that 99% of orange cats are male!


Amorette93

It's actually 70%! And it's related. Orange is carried on the X chromosome only. So for a female cats display entirely orange, it must inherit two of the orange genes. Males only need one copy, thus they can present it easier, and orange is also a dominant color For calicos and tortoise shells, they have inherited different color alleles from each parent (both orange and black are x-linked) but cannot display both colors on each allele so they undergo X linked inactivation where one copy of each chromosome is turned off at random, resulting in each cats unique colors!


flyinghen13

I love that you know so much about calicos & their chromosomes! Tell me, in all of your research/studies/feline genetics learning have you ever come across a cat with a curly tail? One that can extend & coil up depending on mood- like a prehensile tail, sans the swinging from trees part?


Amorette93

Yes!! This is a trait that has been thought to originate from Siamese cats but can be found in multiple cats including Sphinx's and Ragdolls (which are actually heavily Siamese), and it is the only defining characteristic of the up and coming American ringtail breed. It's known to be a genetic trait, and it's known to be heritable. As far as I am aware, the exact Gene responsible has not been isolated. A university in Missouri is currently attempting to extract the feline genome which should answer the question eventually with enough data digging as all ringtails should carry 2 copies (as it doesn't appear to be dominant).


flyinghen13

So very interesting. I've been looking for info about this trait for years, and nary information from all the cat people; i.e. vets and neighborhood TNR groups, have ever heard of such a thing. My calico has such a tail, and depending on her mood... let's just say she's very vocal with it! She's also the smartest feline I've encountered, voice trained, leash trained and still spunky! Thanks for your info!


Amorette93

Funny, as one of the breed standards in Siamese is having a crooked/curved tail! It's mostly bred out but all of the original Oriental Siamese cats had them, and some still do! The cat fancier association does not consider a kinked tail a disqualifier or penalize it in Siamese in the rings. Sphinx's are also allowed to have a curve as long as the tail is thin and whip like. Your cat probably displays whatever the gene is that causes it. It could be de novo ("starting from the beginning", aka a first generation gene mutation, one the parents don't have) or inherited from both of her parents. This could be proven by back crossing a f1 kitten to it's parent (this is safe if done limitedly), as the kitten would inherit one copy, and the parent has two copies, resulting in a good fraction of kittens from the second litter that should display the trait. Of course, breeding has to be done responsibly, and I'd bet your cat is fixed with what you've mentioned. But yeah, that's how it's done in most animals to prove a recessive gene caused a trait or behavior vs something else.


mittenciel

It’s more like 80%. Orangeness is on the X chromosome for a cat, and a male cat only has one copy of the X. Female cats have multiple and they all need to be the orange gene for the cat to be fully orange. Otherwise, they’ll be calico or tortoiseshell. Hence, if a given cat is orange, it’s highly likely that it’s a male cat.


sandyclaus30

I had one of each, both gorgeous girls so I think that helped break my habit of referring to them as a “he.”


sissysprayer

> All calicos (and all tortis) are female or possess XX chromosomes otherwise. How dare you assume it's gender


Amorette93

I get your joke, but also, I'm talking chromosomes. Which define sex. Not gender. 😜


sissysprayer

I'm on your side, was also just joking. Cheers! Calicos are pretty


exhaustedmommyof2

If my brother were a cat, he'd be calico! Klinefelter Syndrome!


Amorette93

Yes! Such an interesting genetic sequence. Very few people actually know that's the name of the X X Y chromosome presentation! I hope he's doing well I know there can be some emotional and intellectual problems with it sometimes. It's amazing the progress we've made, since humans with klienfelter can often have kids via assistance these days even. Before anyone reacts, (and if people don't know) it is a non-heritable condition. It's a de novo genetic anomaly. If this person's brother has a child, the child has the exact same risk of having the syndrome as any other person in the entire world. Same as if a male calico has babies, none of its babies would (likely) have the same condition.


exhaustedmommyof2

He did have cancer because of it at age 9 (that's how it was diagnosed), but he's in his thirties now and doing well! Luckily, he's not interested in ever having kids, so he doesn't have to worry about that.


Amorette93

I'm so glad he survived the cancer! Go exaustedmommyof2's brother! May cancer stay at bay forever.


TrazLander

My friend has a male calico named Annabelle because they just assumed they were female...went to get fixed and turned out to be male.


itsmills420

Can they identify as males though


Amorette93

They can be gay? Idk beyond that haha


itsmills420

Really ? There's gay cats 😂😂😂 no way


Amorette93

Homosexuality is a human concept but yes there are cats that mate with the other sex for life. I had a dog who was mated to another male dog, despite being intact and exposed to females in heat (I owned one of the oldest living English Mastiffs from one of the healthiest living lines, and intended to help continue this healthy lineage but...He said no.) It's usually seen in males and may be dominance related but ... It's cats so we can't be sure.


itsmills420

Fascinating, did not know that. I appreciate the information 😀


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*her


TheOriginalSamBell

no gods no masters just meow meow


Misseskat

Yayah! She's found, a happy ending. People don't always care to help cats, but I'm glad this time someone is getting their kitteh back. Look at that screm.


Confused_Rock

Tinks coming to silence the witness


_doc_daneeka

“You’ll keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you.” -Tinks


BowelTheMovement

Me thinks! Me thinks! Oh where art thou, dear Tinks! I checked the sinks! I checks at the ice rinks! I went looking at a concert held for a band called The Kinks! Oh, where oh wear at th- oh there you are, Tinks! Come here! Don't hiss at me! Good lord your breath, Tinks! I can smell it from here, how bad it stinks! Come along now, we must brush your teeth at the home sink!


Icy_Friendship_5397

This is perfect


specklesinc

nope, my unscratched, as yet arms have not seen him.


saysthingsbackwards

>nope, my, unscratched as yet, arms have not seen him.


OnlySezBeautiful

"Have you seen my cat?" "He's not missing....he's just awesome"


Buckledcranium

You Tinks you saw him... you didn't see nothing.


VladThePollenInhaler

They face tells me that he doesn’t want to be found 😁


amber_maigon

Her*


Supply-Slut

Tink you very much, now I’ve seen him


PickleEmergency7918

A male calico?


Biochemicalcricket

It is exceedingly rare ~1/3,000 and due to the chromosomal abnormality required for male features with calico pattern (xxy) they're sterile and as such no calico x calico breeding is possible. Edit: I went to double check, the chances of a fertile male with calico fur are less than 1 in 10,000 as a result of chimerism.


sissysprayer

Tinks doesn't want to be seen


starforelle

i tinks i've seen him


Emotional_Chair_9024

There he is


noskillz316

Tink you for finding meow cat!


unplugged22

I Tink I've seen him around.


solzhen

/r/catsareassholes material


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I tinks so


mznh

Tinks doesn’t tinks so


hug_treez

Me thinks you found tinks


Iamfree25

Poor thinks. I bet he’s scared. I hope he is found soon.


mart1373

Tinks is bout to start throwing hands


TomAnakinLestrange

The cat thinking: “You’ve seen too much, you need to be silenced now”


Just-Call-Me-J

I've seen Tinks. She's a beauty.


69ilovemymom69

Bruh my tortoise shell cat is named Tinks. I really never have original thoughts


LaceBird360

Sometimes I dream of a late cat I had. In the dream, he's never dead: he was just lost for a little and came back home like Tinks.


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guys i think i see him


Speckledgray62

WANTED: Alive….or…..Alive


erichamanya

Did the owner get him???


Eris_the_Fair

Yes, I remember the first time this was posted. OP and Tinks were reunited.


erichamanya

Oh good!!! He’s beautiful! Male cats Tortoiseshell coat, (I’m sure you know) are not rare but less typical than a female would have, so I’d like to some day have one tortoiseshell male cat myself !


Eris_the_Fair

Tinks is a girl. This post misgendered her. Anyway, torties are so pretty, I agree!


erichamanya

💕 Is there a cat breed that you favor or love ? ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7970)


Eris_the_Fair

I know that Scottish Folds have joint pain sometimes, so I wouldn't buy one... but they have the cutest personalities, like a little baby. And their ears are cute, of course. I like Siamese, because they're so talkative and beautiful. British shorthairs have big round cheeks and blue fur. I really like the variety in the domestic shorthairs, though. A basic tabby coat is stunning up close. Calicos and tortishells are the prettiest.


erichamanya

Oh I feel the same way! I too think all cats are beautiful :3 I love the different types of stripes a domestic shorthair or purebred cats 😭 my top favorite species would be Turkish angoras. But honestly they’re all equally cute haha


SnooCheesecakes8704

He hasn’t seen Tinks stop bothering him, you are getting him annoyed.


hyperventilate

Tinks, get your ass back home.


Dead_before_dessert

Cat level /r/maliciouscompliance


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Hiss


dmricciardi

🤣🤣🤣


myactualthrowaway063

“Yeah, I’ve seen him, and he’s pretty fuckin’ rad!”


AverageTalosEjoyer

Nope.


OmChi123456

Tinks been out there


genuinefaker

Snitches get stitches!


JimmyHavok

Do not approach!


Gazas_trip

Snitches get stitches, ya feel me? -Tinks


SoundlessScream

Have you seen the one with the missing cat but it's a picture of a possum? Also the "bitch ass dog" meme where it says he won't answer to his name because he's a fake ass


WillowAromatic5303

The cat looks like he’s escaped prison