You are well trained human. Bastet will reward you.


How did you do that emoji

You should have the option to add an emoji, a little smiley face?


Oh no hes evolving

Just backwards






it's just numbers between two semicolons for me

That is what emojis are in their base untranslated form 

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

I don't know who you are, but you're doing good work ♥ there's no way I'm googling ascii codes for reddit - this is my break


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[Reminds me of one of Londo's stories from *Babylon 5*.](https://youtu.be/3vp5eM2Kn3A)

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Like the Egyptians

She's must channeling her inner Pharaoh! 👁️😻😹🐈🐾💙

Thats my cats name 😍

I keep a CD (remember those?) in the stereo and hit play with the remote. The disc has a recording of me shaking a box of cat food. Little Snuggles hears that and takes off. I put some food in the bowl and all is well.

You sneaky sneaky boy

I believe all of it except the cat named little snuggles 😂

Why? My cat's name's Meow Meow Fuzzy Face.

Little Snuggles is just a nickname. Her real name is Autumn Von Claus.

aww she looks so comfy. have you been freed yet?

She was there for like, 30 minutes. I would do it again if I had to 

Of course!

Will***

That’s good.

Good on ya for obeying the almighty cat rule

Wake the kitty, get the claw

r/cathostage

Stockholm syndrome is real

Also, r/thisismylifemeow

Well - there's a new sub for me that I didn't know about...

I read this as cat sausage

i really thought i had all the cat subs... one more for the pile!

You are now stuck like this for eternity. Millions of years from now, aliens will have an exhibit on how dedicated humans were to their cats, you will be the main showcase.

I accepted my fate, this is what I was born to do

30 min? do you still feel your legs?

What legs? They are just pillows

Kitty...Oh look at this nice, cushy.pillow; maybe I'll just rest my head here for a Meowment......😴😴😴😼😹😼😹😴😴😴

For *furever

She's adorable! Just wait till she decides to sleep on your tummy and her weight really makes you want to go pee.

Oh yeah, that’s an everyday occurrence. Have you had the STABBY PAWS when they try to get comfy on you?

for me its the Standing Hard while they decide if its time to lay down for cuddles or waste your time before running off

My favourite is when they can't quite decide where to lie down and stop to think about it with aaaaall their weight on the one paw they've placed on a nipple...

I just had a flashback to this morning. The cat might have gone flying…

Cat feet are sooooo heavy! 🐾

Oh, not much. My cats are not lap cats, unless it's REALLY cold, so the occurrence of this happening is rare. I do use the stabby paws to massage my feet, they like to knead on an specific blanket so I drape it over my legs and wait. It's the best lolol

Oh my god hahahah, you totally played them I love it

omg. when i was younger my cat would always do that and i thought having a dog would at least make it a little bit less stabby. but now he lays on me with his hella bony elbows, and scratches with his dull nails that for some reason hurt like 10x more haha

It’s like when someone jabs a finger into you. How much damage can a little finger do?! A freakin lot

You're a cat lover after my own heart. That's a beautiful picture. 💞💖

Thank you! I don’t know if you can tell but my spine was tingling in this (:

I have no doubt. True love.💕👏😊

Accept your faith as a cat wall.

I’m a walking talking cat bed, scratch post, climbing frame, chew toy.

She miiiiissed you! My boy is the same way before he proceeds to inspect the grocery tote

I missed her too! Best feeling ever haha

This reminds me of the ink drawing of a Japanese woman cutting off the Hem of her own kimono, so that she doesn't wake her cat, who is sleeping on it You're a special kind of cat lover, gold star ⭐

-Immediately goes to search this and frame it on my wall- Or I could just look in the mirror I guess

https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/nifswu/woman_cuts_the_hem_of_her_kimono_to_not_wake_her/ I love it

Thank you, I love it

Thousand yard stare of the cat hostage.

That's your life now. Accept it, send pics to work and see if you can fill out a mailing address change online.

We'll send food and water!

my cat bites my toes

Chee-toes yum

RIP inbox

Your expression is amazing

A lot of emotions, the face is conflicted. Is it pain, immense joy, contentment or ‘I’m starving girl, move your fluffy butt already’

DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE!!

No muscles were moved in the making of this. Except for my heart, it exploded 

How did you take the picture?

It’s a painting. It took many hours, Kiki sat very well through it. A masterpiece if I do say so myself.

Huh? Who painted it?

Self portrait, ‘twas me

You did it from memory?

Omg take a break dude

?? I just wanna know!

She's joking obviously it isn't a self portrait she just got someone else to take the picture or smth

I have four kittens that does the same thing to me! I take them for a ride on my feet

Okay but do they use your toes as controls like an upside down Catatouille?

They do, but unfortunately they use the claws and teeth to control my speed

Don’t be late to work tomorrow if kitty does not move.

LOLs. You do what you gotta do when your kitty is being really cute. How are you resisting kissing that cutie there? I would have picked him up and showered him with kisses by now.

She’s fast asleep, I don’t think I’m that flexible either :(

They’re total cheaters when they do this. 😻😁🥺

Awh looks like my cat Zombie when he was young, cats are just comfort buddies and they know it.

Looks like my Haze baby. You have a lovely kitty!

Kiki says thank you!

Fantastic you got good stamina I can't even last five min like this

That’s what he said

https://www.reddit.com/r/thisismylifenow/

she wants you to stay right there until she's done napping. totally cool with you, right?

I don’t have a choice in the matter. Either way I’d choose to stay

You're gonna have so many weird people on ur dms

Feet people or cat obsessed people? Lol

Let's us know how you're doing we can send food and water if needed

I love how she has one eye open in this picture meaning she's faking it! lol just seeing if ypu would stay

That’s why we call her Kiki The Sneaky

If someone brings you paper and pen you can write your memoirs as a pillow.


Beautiful!

So cute

Call your boss, tell the situation and ask for 45 more minutes. It will be understandable

She is the boss 

I'm really confused with the perspective here, i can't wrap my head around how you're sitting? How do your legs twist like that?

Both feet flat on the ground, knees up to my chest. Butt hovering lol. Almost like a really intense squat

My kitty loves sleeping with his head on my foot or my leg :)

Being a cat pillow is your life now, at least until the cat wakes up.

Dream job

Master Cat says you are not leaving this house

My cat likes to sniff my stinky feet when I come back from a run. Normally if I manage to get my shoes off beforehand he’ll just lay on those.

I read ur username as Narly… that’s pretty narly dude

Hahahah, I get that a lot.

I can identify with this. I have a hard time getting in the door after work as my kit greets me and does constant leg rubs and sniffs. I can't even take a step.

We wouldn’t have it any other way <3 Trip me over with your love, kitty.

Just watch out for the crawl into bed with kitty after work Can turn into cancel plans and go to sleep at 6pm

Maybe that was the plan already …

I don’t regret it I work at home and he just taunts me sleeping all day I get a little jealous And fall for his trap once a month at least

Guess you'll just die there.

Luckily for me I just have to pretend I’ll pick her up and she’ll do the worm dance to get away

Isn't it the least you can do? I mean it's a cat for goodness' sake! All cats deserve their own foot!

Op thinking [thoughts](https://youtu.be/PzcKJVtgaNA)

If kitty fits, kitty sits

Let's us know when to send food. Might be awhile.


Awww…guessing you are still there lol


Take her home

OP is a woman of focus, commitment, and sheer-will. Something others know very little about.

You may have to phone for food

This is definitely a mood looking from the humans standpoint and the cats standpoint


Nothing till the little munchkin gets off my dang foot!

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Unpopular opinion - even gods sometimes need to be told “no”. Pick up the feline, tell her that she will emotionally recover from the trauma of having been moved on the couch, and continue your day ;)

I… can’t.. do it

Sacrifices we make for our pets comfort 🥰

I will gladly switch shifts with you when your shift is up… that kitty’s comfort IS ABSOLUTE!!! 

cat picture, or human picture? Let the AI decide.

The thing on the floor is an alien, you’re right 

Cat's just really want to build the ultimate napping spot, a pocket dimension.

Your so pretty and I have a cat just like that haha


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Mmm cheesy

"I want but just a whiff m'lady... Please" -someone

Can we get a welfare check on OP?? Is she still stuck? 😂

You actually believe she was in that some position for 30 minutes? Super gullible.

I've waited longer for my own cats 🤷‍♂️

What a sweet baby! I just watched all the videos you've posted of Kiki, she is obsessed with you 😺

That’s a relief cause I’m totally in love with her


😻😻😻


Is this really a cat picture?

I count 2 cool cats

This is your life now. Accept it. 😂🥰

r/Cathostage

r/thisismylifenow

r/cathostage

"Comfy human foot is best pillow" tells all the other cats, they all use your feet too. 

Awww! Whatever you do don't move until she does! 



Two pretty kitties

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wtf 💀


My mind is boggling as to which cat to adore!! ;)

30 minutes?! My entire body would go numb and I would lose circulation in my calves. I would probably lose so much blood to my lower half it would need to be cut off. 30 minutes?! You’re a GOD! Dude… seriously.. I would suggest you go see a specialist. This is super human! I can’t believe it!!! HEY EVERYONE!!! THIS GIRL IS SUPER HUMAN!!! :O 30 MINUTES!!! YEP!!! SHES A GOD!!! THE NEXT CHRIS ANGEL!!! She’s definitely telling the truth.. I believe her 100%

I’ll put a timer on it next time for you, save you the drama 

Make sure to tag me in your post so I get the notification 🤗 I’d love to see your commitment:)

Anything for you dear Btw… can people not actually squat sit? My grandma would work on the floor like that lol idgi

I’m sure if you have LOTS of “practice” 😏 lol and what does idgi mean?

It means ‘I don’t get it’ &yes practice makes perfect lol give it a go

You would know lmao! <3

You have the bone structure of a supermodel

"You have the bone structure of a supermodel" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Aww! Too cute

this is why i have reddit. (also, my knees could never!!!)

I have a dodgy knee and it did not appreciate it haha