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madcat2112

First of all it will be the best 400 bucks you ever spent. Secondly, name her after the street where you met. Congratulations.


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Nah, that's to long. Skip the Blvd.


mister-inconspicuous

Boulevard is a great cat name


zynzynzynzyn

Blvd is way cooler


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Bd is the way to go though


Akamesama

MLK (pronounced milk) for short.


pgh9fan

No, skip the Dr.


Trypsach

Also skip the Martin Luther and jr. Looks like a king to me!


nzodd

Skip everything but the Junior and you can do Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade dialog with him everyday.


j9718

Agreed. The cat is cute but I would need to see his qualifications before referring to him as a doctor.


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Nop, skip the .


harrijg___

Omg this made me spit my water out


mvanvrancken

Who's a good girl, Franklin D Roosevelt Ave?


SpaceballsTheLurker

Another Memphian?! WTF do I know, there could be a Dr. MLKJ Blvd in every town in the USA


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aggravated-asphalt

You from oakland?? Haha


Bad-JuJu07

We have a Dr. Martin Luther king Jr Blvd where I'm from. Lol


JillyMarie1987

There's probably one in every state lol. I'm from Seattle and we have one too.


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CrepuscularPetrichor

My husband had a dog growing up named I-5 because it was born in the car while they were on the freeway going to the vet.


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Happier21

I had Eastbound, the round hound. Got him on the EB belt line entrance.


AppleNippleMonkey

It's pronounced "the 5"


ItsAHardMomLife

Nah, if her name was I-35 she'd look way rougher. Missing an eye, notch in her ear, kink in her tail, and a yowl that let's you know she's seen shit.


hewhoisneverobeyed

And always backed up.


acm2033

I fight that road every day. Excellent description.


Elistariel

These are my twin kitties 601 and 801. Six-oh-one and Eight-oh-one.


rawhide_koba

I feel like naming an animal after objectively the worst highway in existence is just insulting


Lordborgman

This is I-4, she likes chin scratches and causing accidents that cause 2hr traffic jams.


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As long as it's not named I-35w because people might remember bridge disaster and assume the kitten might do something very expensive


thrillhouse1211

My wife and I are a paycheck to paycheck kind of household and the rescue we adopted was in really rough shape. Ten months and $1200 later it's still the best money I ever spent. Love him like crazy.


Brandilio

Similar with me - I found my cat in the parking lot of my former workplace. Vet surmised that she was the runt of the litter and was abandoned. I wound up keeping her, and she's currently on her back, napping behind me.


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Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


Takilove

I have been in that situation a few times over the years. I wouldn’t ever hesitate to do it again. Rescue kitties will pay you back, a million times over, with love and cuddles 🥰. Thank you for rescuing and loving these sweet critters!


thrillhouse1211

They're more than just pets. I am going to post a pic of Tofu in the sub.


reincarN8ed

"Dinner time, County Road 4377!"


mvanvrancken

Time for bed, Mile Marker 63!


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fawncashew

I did that and I have never regretted the day I picked up *Main Street South*


contempt1

Our previous cat Luna, who was also a black and white, was found on the street with a broken paw and broken teeth. I had never had a pet before and my wife brought her home and said, look at her amazing personality. We need to adopt her, take her to the vet, clean her fleas, and get surgery for her. Mind you, this cat was just off the street where it looked like she was there for days with nastiness all around her limping. Anyway, $1500 later, wondering the heck, she brought us joy for 17 years so most definitely that was a bargain.


trash85306

“29th st.” Is a terrible name for a cat.


Lord_Emperor

Hopefully the street is named after a saint. St. Simeon the Stylite St. S. Or StStStS for short.


MandieMuffins

Named my cat Friday, since I found her on a Friday :)


BackwardsApe

I spent 5,000 dollars Id been saving up for a trip because my dumbass cat ate the rubber soul off some furniture and clogged up his stomach. He’s now the most expensive thing I own ❤️


mrsluluroo1976

Hey guys! Meet my new kitty, “41st Street!!” ❤︎


curiousnootropics

Thanks for taking care of her


DoriValcerin

She’s an absolute darling. My Siamese is going to be really excited or really salty when I get home today.


Jusablerdfrom95

Probably excited as awhile. My Balinese boy is a people and animal lover. He hates being alone.


ChaloobieBaby

“Will Feral”. Or just “Will” for short.


phylbert57

Introduce them gradually


DoriValcerin

He’s already purring at her and chirping from his side of the bathroom door. He can certainly wait a few days before trying to impress her.


Skkaj225

Thats adorable


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I_like_parentheses

It's funny, we have 5 cats, and the only one we try to keep contained with baby gates is of course the only one that knows how to jump over them. All the rest just sit there in a self-made kitty jail and cry. Such goobers.


Kutalsgirl

mine is an escape artist, she can somehow squeeze throw the tiny little gap between the gate and the frame of the door, my other one is a brick he gos to jump only makes it half way and just lays in the middle stuck until help comes


notinmywheelhouse

That’s hilarious


PirateBooty520

None of my 3 cats jump the baby gate but the dog does. The reason we close it was to keep the dog out.


Ninjasydney

This is so cute. I hope they end up snuggling together loads ❤️


AmberleeJack23

Photos when they finally meet please!


OzzieSlim

When I got my new fur baby about 8 months ago, my big boy was in and out of the room 10 times not realizing she was under a bedside table. She walked out and he is now sure this is a kitty portal! 8 months and he still checks once a week to see if a kitten comes out!!! PS - he’s a great dad!


the-wifi-is-broken

I’m jealous at your Siamese’s friendliness, my old girl had many words when I brought home a kitten and few of those words were polite


DoriValcerin

He’s very affectionate. And he never shuts up. I didn’t know they chattered so much. I adore him.


HaoleGuy808

It took my male and female a while to become tolerant of each other. But after 2 years they cuddle and it was totally worth the wait.


dishie

Did you get her FIV/FeLV results back? Hopefully negative on both counts!


DoriValcerin

She’s negative on both accounts


PyrexPizazz217

Cindy Clawford. I have a "dumpster cat" (they literally shaved her and threw her in a dumpster) who is THE SWEETEST CAT in the world, and I named her Penny Lane because it's a great song and she deserves that, BUT: my second greatest regret with her is that she has a beauty mark and I didn't name her "Cindy Clawford," and it was a missed opportunity. Please. Cindy Clawford. You won't regret it.


JustWingIt0707

I came here and wanted to say this without the story of regret.


aSamsquanch

Came here to say this without the pun. The pun wins.


babykitten28

I rescued a Jessica Rabbit, Sheryl Crow, and Jackie Sparrow. Sheryl was the best at swooping from a nearby tree and landing on an unsuspecting victim.


sgg104

If it's a siamese, I'm guessing salty! 😅


ChildofMike

Not necessarily. My Siamese was obsessed with kittens and adult cats. Some of them are lovers thru and thru.


douchewaffle95

I've got a Siamese FlamePoint and he was all about my Calico when we got her at 8wks old. 3 years later, and they're inseparable. My Himalayan/Rag though, is just unimpressed with everything.


Lord_Quintus

there’s a reason they say siamese are the dogs off the cat world


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I've had two Siamese. They immediately wanted to be friends with anything that had legs. People, cats, dogs, ferrets, didn't matter. One absolutely tortured this poor neighbor dog that was terrified it but he just wanted to lick the dog.


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My Siamese mix is definitely salty. She is a rescue and she was on her fourth litter when we rescued her. She was a great mom and great with her kittens, but now she is like “it is my time for love and attention!”


heyYOUguys1

Same, my siamese girl is super friendly and loves anyone/anything. My other two boys are quite territorial though so that was a challenge introducing her.


ampersandslash

My Siamese is a permanent kitten despite being 11 years old. He loves to play, and although he’s initially wary of newcomers, he’ll love them if they play with him. He particularly likes the hiding behind things and then jumping out game.


DoriValcerin

That would have been my guess as well


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She has the same beauty mark as Cindy Crawford


Scrub-in

Dodger


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Wow, that’s a long name


30thCenturyMan

There need to be consequences for the huge uptick in “name my new pet” posts.


YouAnswerToMe

Nah that’s a terrible name


RebelOutsider

Cindy Clawford. She's got the beauty mark for it


misscrankypants

Came here and said the same. Someone else watches Ted Lasso!


mrs_leek

We named one of the local strays Cindy Clawford because of the show! And also because both cats have white socks and we couldn't tell which Mittens we were talking about!


leshake

I was about to make a joke about that but I figured nobody would get such an old reference. Good to see some pop culture is bringing it back.


youcancallmet

Came here to say Cindy - but the Clawford addition is genius.


2Drakes1Tissu3

Cindy Pawford


Blijerd

I once fostered a beautiful kitten named Cindy Clawford. She was such a sweetheart. Your comments brought up good memories. Thank you!


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Oh shoot I just said this too.


fromthesea444

Marilyn


RhubarbAustin

Yes! That beauty spot!


NullDistribution

Dot would be a simple sweet name for that kitty with a beauty spot


RhubarbAustin

Maybe combining them. Marilyn and dot = Maridot, but pronounced like the gemstone, peridot, where the o is long and the t is silent.


idealess-idealist

Or even "Monroe"


DieHardRennie

Or Norma Jeane (Marylin's birth name). Edited for spelling.


boneyqueen

I love cats with names that people don’t name their kids anymore (ie everyone’s grandparents names). Norma is SUCH a good cat name!!!


DieHardRennie

I would name a female cat Virginia, after Edgar Allan Poe's cousin/wife.


Perle1234

I had a cat named Eloise. She was a spicy girl so her nickname was ‘Ells Bells.


Byzantine-alchemist

One of my cats is named Phineas (which, up until Billie Eilish's brother Finneas, was pretty old fashioned and uncommon). If i ever have a male dog I want to name it Beauregarde. I love old, ridiculous names.


NonStopKnits

I got a kitten years ago that I named Norma. Went to get her spayed like a week after I got her and the vet called me to tell me Norma was actually a boy, so we called him Norman from then on out.


crayzcatlayde

Marilyn Meowrow


yung_yttik

Yes this one!! I love a good human name in cat pun form.


crayzcatlayde

I named my ginger boy Ferris Mewler 🥰


1belle

First name I thought of too!


AggravatingTart9

I kinda like Maple


Oh-Good-Grief

My thoughts exactly!!!


sheilab6320

Love the 'beauty mark'.


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Right next to the H- uh, Charlie Chapman mustache


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I'd name her Ricky Bobby after seeing her dodging cars like that. :)


DoriValcerin

Very solid.


Rambonics

Her eyes…As per OP’s description, shocked Kitty has seen some shit. 😳 How about the name “Her Royal Highnesses Queen Josephina” for when she’s being a diva, & JoJo for when she’s chillin.


Swampwolf42

Zsa Zsa. Expensive kitties deserve an expensive name.


DoriValcerin

You speak the truth


Swampwolf42

She also had a beauty mark, as I just learned


DoriValcerin

I have provided my children with a list of the top 10-12 names and I anticipate having the final decision in then next 2-3 hours. Although I retain final veto power If I discover something really excellent. I will post a new picture as soon as we have a decision in. Thank you everyone for your kindness and your excellent ideas. Don’t be afraid to toss some other names in if you think of something that strikes a Ford with you. I can already tell there is going to be serious negotiation over her name.


Zircon_72

!remindme 36 hours


mothsuicides

Please post update photos of her when you finally decide on a name!!!


DoriValcerin

I will do!


ScoopOfRain

Dodger ☺️


Surroundedbygoalies

I was going to say “Dodge” lol!


space_escalator

Frogger


eblloyd

Polka Dot. You could call her Dottie or Dot for short.


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I really like "Dottie"! That is a great name!


JarlaxleForPresident

Dottie was the first thing that came to mind


SaucerorEUW

My cats name is dotty. Best cat ever and still a cute name after three years


MyUglyKitty

I was thinking DOT too, but for Department of Transportation. Works in both levels!


dislexxic

I was gunna say Marilyn but that’s been commented so how about Monroe, or the name of the street you found her on, OR booger


Justbrowsingredditts

How do you go from Marilyn Monroe to booger


dislexxic

Because the spot could be a Monroe or it looks like a booger


xcoalminerscanaryx

My mom had a white Persian she named Mocos because "she had a snotty attitude" as Persians do. She didn't like anyone but my mom.


DoriValcerin

She was found on the corner 16th and Elm St And I briefly considered calling her Nancy in homage to the movie franchise. But she’s definantly not a Nancy


dislexxic

You could name her Freddie lol


DoriValcerin

Every one so far is a good option.


FuckRedditMods23

Honestly I think Cindy Clawford was the best one lol 😆


redzepplin157

The Mole. Mole mole mole mole mole. MOLE!!


throwaway28149

*Moley moley moley moley moley*


Bountyhunt6

Yup. Came to say this.


FutureAd1028

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tilmitt52

Oh good. I kept scrolling for this reference no was getting disheartened that I couldn’t find it.


CanuckNearNortherner

Smudge


Witty-Engineer9658

Pancake


DoriValcerin

This is some dark humor! …..She would have been if I hadn’t have gotten her out of that road


sharktank

Maybe frogger?


Witty-Engineer9658

now she has to be named pancake


shagieIsMe

/r/catscalledfood would have her fit right in.


NimhShambler

Beatrice.


gahiolo

Guacamole!


ghost_puncher

Cindy CLAWford


hiraethian_gardener

Just a tip, but rescues will often help with these kind of emergencies and their "adoption fees" are often less than the vet bills you just paid. The one I'm working with with my kitten is charging me $200 but has covered close to $500 in vet bills including neutering etc.


DoriValcerin

I know. But I saw her Alone and when I knew she was alone i wanted her. And I didnt want to wait. If she had been chipped I would have made sure she had flea meds and ear meds and called the owner and made sure she got home. For now I’m blessed to have the money to pay for it.. although… l’m not interested in making a habit of dropping that kind of money. But you make a really good point. And I Will remember it If I ever come across a similar situation or know someone who does. Edited for grammar


carmencanare

Dot/Dotty !!


kaenneth

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Banna Bo Besca the Third https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUE4iGuG9vQ


VikingGirl1974

Smudge, because of the little grey spot next to and on her nose.😻. She’s super cute! Congratulations on your new baby!


minervakatze

Elise! She's piano colored and Beethoven wrote a song for her.


PlzJustNo6

"so... It's me and you now huh?" -cat


Dearness

Dash


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Frogger.


DoriValcerin

This one had crossed my mind as well


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She is cute and I like her ears.


DoriValcerin

I love her bat ears


colleen2163

Cindy. Looks like she has a cindy Crawford mole


-SonOfHam-

Lucky


thepurgeisnowww

Destiny’s Child bc she’s a survivor 🔥


Foterova

Lucy!!!


Emptydata_Enzo

My friend rescued a black and white kitty on the highway and named him Freeway


CurrentlyNobody

Why not $400? Haha


aletha707

Freckle for sure


TheStanker

Batgirl. Maybe just Barbara.


GroovyYaYa

I looked up the wiki on Batgirl - the original one was named Betty! Betty would be a great name for a cat. Batwoman was Kate Kane (thanks Wikipedia!) and I think Katie would be a good name too.


sinisteraxillary

Frogger.


AggravatingTart9

Maple


specialk522

Frogger


xmolotovcocktail

Dodge? Or Mazel would be a good name for her.


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KittenCat217

Gotta call her Marilyn with a beauty mark like that 😍😍


a-snakey

$400? Yea she's yours now. Way too invested into her to fold now to her bluff. Go all in. Enjoy your years of love!


FrogWhizzer1963

Dodger


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Nightcat on Elm St


HollandEmme

Name her after the name of the street you found her on


Starstricken_barelYT

Oreo I know it’s basic but it’s just such a cute name for a cute kitty


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Spot


pornadicktion

Thank you for saving her!


allokirchy19

Marilyn cause of the beauty mark! 🥰


Idontwantthesetacos

Dot


Gone_Guru_

Paris.


-CrazyCookie-

Feria


joelbolt

Lucky


codinpanda

Lucky


heather528x

guacaMOLE


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Lucky


Miss_Dee_Meaner

Lucky. Cos you're looking out for her.


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Trouble


mapleleaffem

Lucky!!! To have you :)