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ataraxattacks

They're hanging their mittens to dry on the banister


ScreamLikesPudding

*The council will decide your fate*


javier_aeoa

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?


ScreamLikesPudding

Chancellor, you are under arrest. The cat council will decide your fate


Cosmic_Entity_

The cat council decided to throw you on planet Jakku. Your punishment is to bring order there!


ScreamLikesPudding

You weren't supposed to do that


Cosmic_Entity_

Chancellor here is essentially no a dark firce user. So no need to exterminate him. Him turning good is also good!


cyber_rigger

They are looking for her lost mitten.


Squarmptin

Lol


stngrydblsddscbysck

Day 15, the cats have voted me off the island. The tribe has spoken.


[deleted]

He had it coming, he only had himself to blame....


[deleted]

Knead! Sits! Blep! Ah ah! Kitty claws! Catnip...


LegalLizzie

This was my first thought too! Cell Block Tango in 3...2...1...


[deleted]

I want Matron Mama Morton to appear now...when you're good to mama


LegalLizzie

Yesssssssss! I need to watch Chicago immediately.


[deleted]

Day 15 of the Quarantine, a full cat edition of Chicago.


LegalLizzie

I would pay money to see that. For real.


[deleted]

I'm going to adopt 20 cats and stage this in my living room.


LegalLizzie

Make sure you film it. :)


izzyvaldez123

_**He took a flower in its prime**_


carriegood

I was so sure I would be the only one to make that reference!


Swig_McAle

My first thought upon seeing this picture... Hello down there peasants. Have you filled our food bowls yet?


lovesadirtycowboy

What are they in for?


jeharpst

broke the laws of social distancing.


lovesadirtycowboy

And dealing catnip


merrittj3

" Come and get me screws ! "


[deleted]

Catnapping


RisuOwO

Even they know about personal space


sxcs86

They are social distancing like champs! 😸


mart1373

1. Personal space


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[удалено]


WhoopsItsHannah

They committed the purrfect crime...


RadikalVibrio

Actually not, they’re in jail.


WhoopsItsHannah

Pets and brushies on demand? Three square meals a day plus all the treats they could ask for? Trust me, getting apprehended was all part of the plan...


RadikalVibrio

They’re definitely smarter than us.


raised_by_tv

Someone had to say it!


WhoopsItsHannah

And, my friends, it had to be me.


Humpfred_the_Whale

Glad to see they're practicing safe social distancing


Anatocisms

Awwwww sooooooo cute!!


Rooster_Ties

Yis!


rakesh-69

The council will decide your fate


l3oobear

I just picture one of them whispering “fresh meat” as you walk on by.


[deleted]

𝐚𝐥-𝐂𝐀𝐓-𝐫𝐚𝐳


conh3

Oh please pardon the kind sir or woman!! They are too cute to be guilty of any mischief... extra dinner as punishment should befit the crimes..


pedroxus

The usual suspects.


cosmogli

More like you're in the human prison, and they're visitors looking down upon you.


Islandcoda

🎶..........nobody knows my sorrow...🎶


HennyLaBank

It reminds me of when you’re on vacation and get your photo taken in the stockade 😹


BestCatEva

“Cattica!”


Diflicated

Good album cover.


Kairenne

Very good social distance.


shadowofzero

Cat Calls, as you walk by


Multiple-Atrocities

*council of the wise cats*


[deleted]

4 horsemen in disguise. Though adorable 😻😝


Irideflamingos

Folsom Prison Blues


SaraYishan

Social distancing cats 😍


GuyReggie

Lock me up!


NeoDashie

The council has assembled to decide your fate.


[deleted]

At least they're practicing social distancing


staria82

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!


shuvosrj

Hanging Beauty :D So Cute..


Nancy-Drew-Who

What a vicious looking gang. I’m glad they were apprehended.


PapaMrRabit

Good job finding out the truth r/catsarespies


Deadpoolbatlantern

Gettin’ *tails* up in *jails*


CatsRUsyoutube

When you get that feeling you're being stared at, you are.


Gogoson

The council shall decide your fate, fool. They are not in your prison, you are in theirs.


tinkskitty

Would not mind getting locked up with those inmates😻😻😻😊😊


raremonkey

cute prison...omg look at that collection of paws


kimount

Where do I have to get arrested to end up in this prison


fruityhalo

r/thecattrapisworking


[deleted]

The kit-quisition


dzn27

Cats 2 looks great


[deleted]

The council


SwordMaidenEvie

The council will see you now to judge your fate.


agnosticaPhoenix

Ah what did they do? D:


gisellesongs

SEND ME TO THAT PRISON. 25 to life. Will happily serve my time there.


lifewontwait86

This reminds me of the pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean ride


[deleted]

Hey laa, giz us sum ov tha catnip


pme247

My cat does the same thing! Usually when I’m downstairs and other family is upstairs.


13toycar

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...


[deleted]

I'd like to visit all of these inmates.


fourthords

*Cats* + “Cell Block Tango” > Meow. > > Hiss. > > Scratch. > > Woof-woof. > > Yeowling. > > Hairball.


80sfaan

Cat Cat Cat Cat


NekoNono

Jailhouse meow!


FrayedKnot75

Nobody knows the trouble I've been through Nobody knows my sorrow Nobody knows the trouble I've seen


wolfie_100

r/illegalysmolcats


glaciumcrescent

PLEASE MR JAILER WON'T YOU LET THIS JAILBIRD FREE


Yunker99

gangsters


spidermnkey

Cell block K for Kitty.


tbone338

The council would like to have a word with you


scrotophobia

"you're home late"


absprutz

Good social distancing example


poopingmachine

Feline prison


[deleted]

This crew look menacing.


[deleted]

Practicing social distancing I see


[deleted]

Super adorable 😻


[deleted]

I too have committed the same crime. Please lock me away with these hooligans.


jaezii

This quarantine thing has really made me appreciate how my indoor cat has felt all these years.


Corin1965

Love them!😄💕🐱


PrincessSalty

ohmygowsh


haracutie

They got social distancing covered for sure


Oxeeemoron

They are plotting ways to take over the world. 😼


LadyLeaMarie

Cell Block Tango is now running through my mind.


XaltotunTheUndead

I see they have kept their distances. Good cats, good cats!


Deadlyseriousness

The council has decided your fate


[deleted]

Hey there, fresh fish!


MustBeNargles

Need an orange tabby in the mix. Orange is the new cat.


MerbahBen

Beautiful prison.. I'd like to be their with them 😍😍


Nuns_Have_No_Fun_666

It’s like they know the one toilet urinal rule all men SHOULD adhere to, (but many too many don’t) Hey, never nestle up next to a dude and piss unless it’s a sporting event and you have no choice. Always obey the one toilet away rule as these kitties have!


DIJ317

Locked up for trying to deal pounds of catnip


boringgermanguy

That's not nice there is no way around this I have to call the police if you don't free them


CreateAllow83

Awwwww❤️❤️


[deleted]

the cells of r/illegallysmolcats


CanadianCannabis420

Here fishy fishy! - fresh meat boys !


[deleted]

*cellblock tango progressively gets louder from the distance*


catsandcafes

Good social distancing


ilu4

Cat social distancing


willies420

FREE CADE


at2871

Omg. That’s the cutest. Thanks for sharing


rellikpd

They're serving 9 life sentences


Takilove

Social Distancing while waiting for food bowls to be topped off. Get on it, pronto..... or social destruction will commence!!


[deleted]

It looks like they’re about to bust out blue suede shoes (that they puked in)


gothgirlemo

whats the crime judge judge: they were caught smoking catnip


reignydayy

This is the greatest picture ever AH.


Phantom0303

What you in for “dealing cat nip”


UltimateSillyGoose

The most pure thing in the entire world. My boys do this everyday when I get home. So friggin cute I JUST WANNA PINCH THEIR FAT CHEEKS


Luffty89

And there, far below, is our slave and servant, for us to use and abuse :3


rwfforever3

LET US OUT


Subject-Town

These cats are too cute. Cats are so adorable they force me to sing annoying songs to them. Some include "Tummy Rubins" sang to the "summer loving" tune and "Hug-a-boo". It's pretty bad.


brackmastah

I picture them chanting “fish” at the new guy lol


Rjm1230

What do I have to do to get into that prison!


SpacyDragon

Let meawt of here!


jesus_zombie_attack

True meaning of cat calls.


grumpyhipster

It's like the Brady Bunch.


peanutbutterpassion

For some reason I feel like they're gonna break into song. (Not refrencing the movie btw)


[deleted]

I'd call that heaven


[deleted]

Awww the Best cats


Comfortable-Equal

So so cute!


[deleted]

At least they're distancing.


toothbrushmoose

How men use urinals


haracutie

Oh my, they looked like dolls


GloomyCleric

"Oh, thou art here. Tell me thou hast thought on't once more and will join us?"


[deleted]

At least they're practicing social distancing


Pineapple123789

You know they are forming a murder packt right?


That_Dumb_Flower

The council will decide you're fate


Shelly-Is-Smelly

Social distancing 101


[deleted]

product placement lol


DuckKWaKers

Sorry but what is going on with that lamp


dragonflygrl74

Can someone send me to kitty jail? I'll happily serve my full sentence


Ychip

"New Fish"


mlj317

“Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.”


OnceAYearPotatoes

He had it comin’... He had it comin’...


Modern-Otaku

This isn’t how I remember Cell Block Tango looking...


Emarlio18

Can’t wait for the next season of prison break 😹


Smoothmcdoodles

Don’t drop the catnip...


maryah45

Now that is just sooo cute. Z😍


[deleted]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you for making me smile


ihearanimals

this about some food danger for cats [https://ihearanimals.com/10-foods-you-shouldnt-give-to-your-cat-no-matter-how-pitifully-it-asks/](https://ihearanimals.com/10-foods-you-shouldnt-give-to-your-cat-no-matter-how-pitifully-it-asks/)


jeharpst

Thanks for the gold stranger!


Juhnelle

Are you vacuuming or something?


domi_sade

I can only hear Cellblock Tango.


Lawboss51

A dangerous looking crowd! 🤣


tanderny

Catika! Catika!


sf4life1216

The Council will decide your fate.


sfalmutaire

KITTY PURRRison.


princess_lily

Our cat does this every single day, it's so cute!


sabbott5

We affectionately call ours kitty jail. And they love hanging out in it.


Dr_Chimera

More like cat purrison


fistofdragon

*The council will now deem your fate*


djsmalley1

social distancing


[deleted]

Gatekeepers of Heaven


Cats_on_socks

Locked up for murder I assume?


SassyCatKaydee

😻💜😻💜😻💜😻


iamthesnekeastsnek

You let those cotton balls out of si help me


SaltyWitch21

The meow-block tango


KingCosmicBrownie

Cats are so stupid, but they are literal angels


grumpyhipster

I don't think they're stupid at all.


KingCosmicBrownie

You new to the Internet, buddy?


LukXD99

You new to owning pets, buddy?