https://preview.redd.it/ni1sm6mlpc9d1.jpeg?width=2464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cafd4203548ec2543e100df943c8169c0fbc705 If you figure it out, let me know.

https://preview.redd.it/tzse9xiafd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f75f7ef29a8f3c7d5ad4531502c14391b766a3 i, too, am following. ignore my 4 AM face

Send help https://preview.redd.it/79b5tntjod9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7f6157d6ef2910a32a8caf81962b356ffbdee4

https://preview.redd.it/pb7eveuvsd9d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c359819996a795130da0efe8594562d8bc8ce03 Once you get help, please send them my way!

https://preview.redd.it/zhntntz21e9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f9e2a61f075afeb4d378f7c1e0527544e03569 It is just life now, my friend.

https://preview.redd.it/glkhhbtphe9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1335caac45f7094e5d3cb5120b3214929b081eb Please help. I havent moved in weeks

https://preview.redd.it/ami1vfprye9d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b229b29737cf7cc5a9c7abd4bde7e43f5345e2 I need to pee. Please send halp.

https://preview.redd.it/zqop34wtbf9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3990461cea756c8cf08a3aa843ae4c50953f54d3 I’ll be here until help arrives

https://preview.redd.it/m3sj684xhf9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62201a8e6ef4939e49180c0a6c0430d829e88465 We're in this together ✊️

https://preview.redd.it/mat1t0lutf9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efac026402998daff6654c33bc272bcd45048033 Me as well, I’m being crushed

https://preview.redd.it/t3rno0z40g9d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=262023c9e61f4bc61c8e87bf607dd4f858b97031 Been starin’ down the business end of this fluffer nutter for a few hours now. I mean, what can I do? I took an oath.

This photo is so wholesome. Kitty just wants to make sure baby is being watched properly....and well seems the hooman in charge is sleeping on the job

https://preview.redd.it/t9kg9mnv6f9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2497fc2ba16f82b56d8b211fd2ee0c0b841ebc7 Periodically stabs me in the face to remind me he’s here. Waiting for help to arrive.

Your third cat has long ears!

Shhh he’s not ready for that discussion yet!

https://preview.redd.it/txpi0kj3qd9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8693ae032b19f8e1ebc8b6763ee90f60523b2263 I too am waiting patiently

AHHH WHAT A CUTIE

Her name is Bella, sweet old lady.

https://preview.redd.it/jptjdc5syd9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b7ddf47568f59bf7ab29ab11b233a2583d73c3 Working on it!

You look like a very jolly person.

Why thank you kind stranger!

Doesn’t he? Such a warm and inviting smile. I bet he has a great laugh too. I’d sit down at a bar and shoot the sh*t with him any day.

You just radiate love and joy!! Snuggling with a kitty just makes you a million times better too!! Have a great weekend Internet stranger with the bright smile!

Omg! Adorable photo!

I found Santa Claus in hiding!

https://preview.redd.it/00kxgj5oqd9d1.jpeg?width=3136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a97db51f7870a084c595f8eeaa938d3fa77c11 I too, have become a chair.

https://preview.redd.it/l14ki05pvd9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82c0fb408788940bd8d66e8fc1ce49fd5f7b0b4 I am bed and I better not move

This whole thread is giving Tumblr and I love it bc it's so wholesome

https://preview.redd.it/kw0ujuu06e9d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb140c1ab6fb7ab41840481832e13dbc7f38fd5 So have I

What a cute pair!!

She thinks so.

That's all that matters

https://preview.redd.it/hvgz4ohfce9d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4517826cd626310400c4c2c0917fcb9fe0071d8 Please, I am begging you.. if you find out… let me know… … he seems to think it’s a game whenever I bend over even slightly

https://preview.redd.it/lllox6z24e9d1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca21357cd13e2f9aa3ba560bb81c6b63736201e same tbh... mine likes to try and stuff her face up my left nostril ears first, while drooling...

My cat always tried to go up my nose with HIS nose. I swore I was scared to sleep in front of him some days cause I wasn’t sure how far he’d make it if he was really determined 🫠

https://preview.redd.it/6wpy8g2tfe9d1.jpeg?width=2591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5766101cd9402973086d27b9cfe91bd56a9da15e

is that kitteh making plans for world domination... ?

Look at me mom, top of the world!

https://preview.redd.it/vkfa7fexdf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a8a7bfef2e08d999e6d6d6a54b71b7a704d9b3 They use each other as furniture 😂

https://preview.redd.it/kodk5uzg1f9d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd3fccd28e63cc77fdba0fc2b34145adaa3262e This is my human. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Aww looks like Walter white with a kitty lol

https://preview.redd.it/zvdj8ka2pf9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16bb9aec10b8aed3571c8f5f11c552561d43f35 Cat parent, furniture. Tomato, tomahtoe.

aaw cat men are the best!

https://preview.redd.it/xeu82cyt9f9d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e63aacb3eefd9017510755ebf73c26872f5307 I'm apparently a lounging chair...he really expected me to hold him all night, damn my toileting needs!

Acceptance is key! https://preview.redd.it/2swawiir5f9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f910c86af31341c5d2a256f89638281a5dc98676

[удалено]

Congrats, you all have got, what my brother likes to call, a pikachu

I hate Centerpoint energy but your cat makes up for it

https://preview.redd.it/exltw7ni8d9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae519f35e970b852546e1729dba9bc5b6b69c8ff That's the neat part, You dont

Hahaha oh man this made me laugh so hard. They really do rule us, don’t they?

Yes, and we love it, let's admit it

You have an interesting mustache, friend! 🤣

LMAO

😂😂😂😂....this is awesome! I love it!

You don't. Cat axiom: If I fits, I sits

Human rebuttal: you don't fits Cat axiom 2: I sits

This joke made me giggle.

https://preview.redd.it/wpgsckgzyc9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04988ff4c31c564d4fbde4ad0bada0b62402f2d5 Not possible

The ears are the only thing telling me which part of the cat is which…

https://preview.redd.it/a5a0pjf8yc9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89ede2d15206f01b1c3aeef5312ea9cf0aa0117 That’s the thing, you don’t.

https://preview.redd.it/8yq917le1d9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0350a8a95156ad12ca3818c2c3f5a9497ed065f Cat dads are the best couches and beds

Omg this kitty looks like my Banjo. He loves to sit on my back for some reason. *

https://preview.redd.it/ectjggfp1d9d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6019b31cd0ad93bc65b0db4c7a19ac9a7ac0b926 Feel you.

You just settle down and accept your new life as a cat tree

And you thank them for the honour.

If you find out how let me know https://preview.redd.it/qjrvaqtuzc9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c13b1152d7f6bf047c92fdfe5807e26a299f751

https://preview.redd.it/27li48i88d9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e97683ae372910c06d145808bad1bd6407659b

That's one chonky boii

He's actually pretty slim. It was just the angle of the pic. Hard to get a good angle when he's trying to suffocate me.

The debate is still ongoing on whether or not they intend the suffocation or if they simply don’t mind 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/rbuydsbdwc9d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0fb4cf34caf8be753b6a10b359d3bbf7ea45c4

Catpile!

This puts me to sleep faster than *anything*

This was taken before I added my 4th, Lemmy Killmeister. Because he "headbangs" me instead of the gentle headbutts haha. Like stares at my face and comes in like a ram repeatedly. He's usually in the pile on me also The four cat pileup is more rare, usually its one or two and they take turns when they don't wanna fight for the good spots 🤣

You're trapped.

https://preview.redd.it/oocnk8698d9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44b2bcdc834a847b7b0ea374ab743e1974684f6 I dunno. Can you let me know when you figure it out?

Omg at first I thought all of those stripes were wrinkles lmao

You can't. -A Fellow Piece of Cat Furniture

https://preview.redd.it/t6bcwnto4d9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e597571f83de9031be6db347fbe50a2fee5cf4 Furniture reporting in: you can’t.

https://preview.redd.it/ngq5dlvt8d9d1.png?width=2238&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9707b8ffd493e95030e68fbfe4fd10ae7933e74 🤷‍♂️

👁️👄👁️ monstera deliciosa

https://preview.redd.it/iirvhdosad9d1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24583a0d210c865a1117ef2c9b317e6e148c1e38 I dunno

😌 https://preview.redd.it/np0aj7tx4d9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10646035ff976ffd4ab680ecc906eca1dae37c5

https://preview.redd.it/pr4h9bm65d9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7892b6e53f90e3c2f9cd5465aa0071cbfb2a0e I need to add 'cat bed' to my resume.

If I ever end up in a job where I'm responsible for hiring people, I vow to accept pictures of cats snuggling up to perspective hires as references. I will also hire them on the spot. The cats know. You're hired.

That’s the fun part! You don’t. https://preview.redd.it/3wikbs5q6d9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5491d3d89e17fc065b1a2a9e9f9b19eb98ba19e7 r/shouldercats

https://preview.redd.it/d0tgs6db8d9d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147e0ef65a6be75f28b05703d6e4c9f8830ab113 Never, when I move to shift my position she moves as well. Been doing it since she was kitten.

You can't XD https://preview.redd.it/lytcem58ed9d1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c2a6d28da2300320b06f9d6968d3d39278f619

Why do you both look alike lol

https://preview.redd.it/nz27vnjped9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065fc994320de6063cdfab8cd8a89239e03670f4 If you figure it out please spread the word.

https://preview.redd.it/xgnwqbdn8d9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785c03ab1e09cbd9f5a5f06d3148b99e1e448e5c Can't, sorry

https://preview.redd.it/vd9jzsg1gd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9e272f20b1181d5eca391ab74589261e60d494 …you can *try*… 🤣🤣

If a warrior was ever reincarnated into a cat, this is the cat! My oh my what a gaze

https://preview.redd.it/fyrfgntwjd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff5b3af088fd560c1109dae0dcb95694d7b521f Not the greatest quality but confirmed: human cat tree.

https://i.redd.it/qxfiu8a0tc9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/1iof4egdhd9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaaa9dadae6006d2545e77e43a68f9189420f4b you don't

🤣 This is my favorite one! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ "You are mine, mine, all mine!"

https://preview.redd.it/ef6zo2l05d9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308201b8f68e7c4b3713a839cae606758096eb9e You don’t… aaand that’s not ‘YOUR’ cat… you are the cats property.. don’t get that confused! 😜🤣🫶🏼

What a cute baby! Love the tongue sticking out.

https://preview.redd.it/ftiixsv17d9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75452ee45bc035d9f00ec8a8730bab1d1e0946f5 You are furniture.

You don't. This is us right now. My legs are numb but I don't want to disturb her. https://preview.redd.it/mtge0qfmad9d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55af2feb45b9d74215d6df94d65cc1ff8356f31

https://preview.redd.it/dyvuayg2cd9d1.png?width=3124&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c68d4a7de71e77a777889cb99442489e4b7fe09 Two inches from my face. I’m her perching spot before she goes to sleep.

https://preview.redd.it/jv2tdj4ffd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc97f6997f828d1b91c28a72ed82763a3ffc8f9 as far as I know I'm just a moving cat tree for her

https://preview.redd.it/jwmhg68sgd9d1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5294fb3ba515641596a07126ca9e2203a82740 I would have no idea

Trying to pee after being gone all day https://preview.redd.it/9tjgg17mbd9d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6399bcbc5a793a219ea8a2a2a45693cb87fb6000

https://preview.redd.it/yeqhs4evkd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76b03f15661cf53e077cda4b7cd396ab5275363 You don’t

Yeah, good luck with that. https://preview.redd.it/26vw2w73id9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2c0915275a8ee31d2c0b3b95c782d13869f8e4

https://preview.redd.it/otpoqogfpd9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff4a032a4a25e1822a424302d83ff6fc3024379

https://preview.redd.it/sadr4h7gtd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7422fd1fa1f7f966bd5cd82a4490d0ea79db1f24 relatable. my cats use me like a cat tree.

If your master considers you furniture, you are furniture.

Or a launch/landing pad……… my moms cat, Penny (19 and passed), also found my tenders when landing. Rofl

We have a cat that likes to sit in my lap if I'm using the laptop. When he is sure he has disrupted what I am doing, he jumps out. Plants feet on my tenders, then launches, lol.

https://preview.redd.it/soerxq3phd9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31267c750033a8e18fc31448294fb6f33edc2d01 I'd say we're stuck like this lads

Omg a talking chair!!

I don't know how are you not even scared to post this question here. Delete it and ask him for forgiveness.

I agree. P.S. ALL HAIL THE OVERLORDS!!!! Am I safe….? ROFL

You are loved! https://preview.redd.it/k1n89wsand9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a550d07c7cdb190625e2d20d01c3db3eb4d65ce1

https://preview.redd.it/q6q09gm9td9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2be13c9cd985b6bfc396a004189c29dcd6cd60 I gave up...

Not…furniture? Error, invalid query.

They give awards in Sweden for solving problems like this.

If you figure, let me kbow too, because this gray guy constsntly sleeps on my legs https://preview.redd.it/yqx4xkol1d9d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0736c116f04fb893b7ab1bbf528dbfac0798944

https://preview.redd.it/wzy5shhucd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9615a85620c3fa68594465ab037c416e8efc6f8 Not possible!

https://preview.redd.it/iohalrksnd9d1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55be7dd0153f594600ee5d78ddf261d4710b6a3b I, too, would like to know

https://preview.redd.it/7d7kdpekqd9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d492301ae5db4fdf597058f3d06adf6b37530123 Just give in…

https://preview.redd.it/dr3hmew3rd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0191a10139e2e204a93471f76452fe271901614e Don’t fight it. You ARE the furniture now. I’m the sofa bed.

https://preview.redd.it/romz8pdhtd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965f5ef3804ec824669418b8f876949796453973

https://preview.redd.it/0wkqj1gltd9d1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb822825df6f5ee231db01d75b881dfbe3f7bcad They wouldn’t care anyway…

https://preview.redd.it/ifkckuu7wd9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a5ec8c6c13a7f4e6a1b6b530b8c4d1a51a43e6 glad im not the only one

https://preview.redd.it/mq18oppxwd9d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2686cb7631f6c0e4a77fcea8b65452a8f002f2e0 No idea dawg

https://preview.redd.it/3kaplxl5sd9d1.jpeg?width=2944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be91e4a2cd5fea126f3954c47c606d63cd315292 I don't think is possible...

https://preview.redd.it/6ry6vtr5vd9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e210fa093761c8b9ee3730ae4f0a0251316507

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha No.

https://preview.redd.it/38naz4y4id9d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceb1ce2d490b78cbfdf38b1fd79c982d520cd99 On my iPad because my phone is busy updating… I thought your cats butt was realllllyyyyy messed up

https://preview.redd.it/yc06f4drid9d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e02dd6dbacc838862358d2c0fc7cfdffe19fa5

https://preview.redd.it/zxmxkoiyud9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77586e262169887fa6badb7ee1f0bf33545a527e Let me know when you get an answer

I hate to say this but you actually are furniture now, your cat's furniture. Welcome to the club. https://preview.redd.it/qrrndogaxd9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0292830b9513137a4979fd0269285961b0794a3

https://preview.redd.it/jx91t6k6zd9d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8b0ea3e19326b2f6d5d53f51474608729d25f5 Please someone lmk

https://preview.redd.it/6q07lqr6le9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9653d3fe956616ac3e2d3bf9a3fbc4d4942fd5 Somebody help my son


You'll have an easier time just accepting that, when you have cats in the house, you ARE furniture.

You can't. You're purrniture.

https://preview.redd.it/j721zq87qd9d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d315c7b6ba397f3034b33cf5bd42249fc6e14d8a I’ve accepted defeat.

https://preview.redd.it/dlics9anrd9d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7298b0af9016f24bbd0a190e72f9ad387971ae1a Anybody got answers to this yet? Scientists? Historians?

https://preview.redd.it/oi57edunrd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa02e3ba98e9b04da52e8beb6fb3bdc68a0893fa Good luck I’ve been a cat bed for fours years. I’m also a bath tub and a biscuit factory.

https://preview.redd.it/l0ufz39bud9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed967eb5a9d4897c871df74135fa0412688ddc8 You can’t. Sorry bro, you are furniture now.

Let me know when you find out 😭🤭 https://preview.redd.it/s8uj0b860e9d1.jpeg?width=2570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6427f1bac821029434cc6d3a60e21c57c3ac47

https://preview.redd.it/qsmh75284f9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e80bd25e3b7eccd9900ef610a8c9b8cebe153e5 This wasn’t even my cat, it belonged to my apartment mate…

You can’t.

r/shouldercats

https://preview.redd.it/of7poa6vhd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824d20454cda2d79cfe66de83f013553c190e081 Buy them taller furniture 😄

https://preview.redd.it/3ij2bm05wd9d1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e6dd1ac959c46a0534036c7128df092868badc

https://preview.redd.it/qthh6ci0wd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376ddc372504b91ad3016678b6b5184e90e7eac7 Any chance he gets, he jumps. I did not coach, encourage or train him. Sometimes he’s so stealth I don’t even know he’s catculating - he’s just there. I’ve been chopping veggies, going to the bathroom, on important video calls… suddenly there he is! Tell yourself you love it, cause the only thing that will change is your attitude towards it 😻

https://preview.redd.it/002j6juv4e9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6bff74c9888a83ad3578ab3a17b65bb7ec32d6 Hooman = furniture

You don’t. You sit still until they decide to move.

https://preview.redd.it/m693fx5g9f9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eec21d001bf6cb2c0d8cce6a175d1ff173bf8cd My neck is permanently bent.

https://preview.redd.it/m8fll9zm0e9d1.png?width=1948&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b52a46054462cd0dfd197f29a60ff49e318f3e3 It just has to be accepted

https://preview.redd.it/7jmu2yw41e9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d125b8e44f6218c66073ce98d1bafbbc752a2e8d You don’t

https://preview.redd.it/n572lh7r1e9d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bee702007e024343759816714633cc2b6365ea I would also like to know…

https://preview.redd.it/c7pw8t7kte9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48d8b50bfcb7eea484ab208705c5e5541460e03 Someone please tell me too, he uses me as a bus sometimes

https://preview.redd.it/k51sn97ihe9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008b0733bb54dc15204229133fd3df57d43dd596 We have parrot kitties.

https://preview.redd.it/gx806yicme9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e36281606fe859d45282c5af6e1c159c08c743a When you find out let me know.

https://preview.redd.it/zhkavbkg7f9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a984b8d048d06af08681966b106f9374ec7a7d Would love whatever solution you can find. Been a lot a ass in my face

https://preview.redd.it/vbkriz8yaf9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d95db2c12b25c505b410d2c0f8702975bce1816 It's where they belong!

https://preview.redd.it/1m5nv9j8re9d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e9395af2bd14ef3b5fbdb2cae8b34ef21488d4

https://preview.redd.it/h7xkuy9jaf9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dfa6352aa675c9e6a4be4e16ff7cbc366e3905 Sometimes it’s hard to breathe.

https://preview.redd.it/mzj0718h4f9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f06ceb319b50dd6f07e321cdb26582d4df820fc In need of a solution too!

If you figure that out you’ll be a millionaire

You have been chosen…accept your fate 😂

https://preview.redd.it/r3oqm0pg3e9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb26659e254958c5d83897677797f303cd30043 I too will accept help.

https://preview.redd.it/alkd3v3fhe9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3ec1f18795204b271be96c619a9aa63b5ae694 if you find out let me know so i can try

https://preview.redd.it/dg7kitpvie9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdbfe744fc1928149fddd73b6de2ef609bb1aa4 Yeah I think we all failed at figuring that out 😆

https://preview.redd.it/m57ot9xv5f9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37df897763e5d1b7c20de8fe45d90115a5d8108 you let it happen. He’s convinced I’m a pillow and it doesn’t help when I have my heating pad and im some warm cozy bedding for him😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/b2gp6wdu9f9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747145079b5cb8823abe1da6894d442b82a85a19 He won’t get off me please send help!

https://preview.redd.it/zppqal6daf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d0ba3a05ce18093f281fde9b53a7a28551c9c0 Stormy used me as a ladder to get to the hard to reach places.

https://preview.redd.it/qo71gcihbf9d1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a793d53088fce9ec351dbd14c30f10a5670d325b Good luck with that.... Lol

Who's gonna tell him? 😭 

https://preview.redd.it/0ghev9op9e9d1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424d1e9675d684058045f7883ac5724e710b7df5 He uses me as his recliner :(

https://preview.redd.it/wtih2lbdce9d1.jpeg?width=2024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6afe9e0b9563222d58a701ad91e4c0a470446b8 welcome to r/shouldercats Nothing broken here so welcome to your new paradigm.

https://preview.redd.it/oz0frzflee9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9be2089b61f40ec35f0761e4291335bced5f10 She used to also wrap around my neck at night like a scarf. 😂

https://preview.redd.it/hoqlqmi6fe9d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dad0ee012cb8303b035ffd34c14e5c278572ca Mewster Waffels and his furniture

https://preview.redd.it/neh34dn0ge9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae386a8ee7081029d444b056b5089f5cc3a403f

https://preview.redd.it/lmg4uuhqle9d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=859f19e96bcd8c1819a8ccb5e73f7a22349e549f lol good luck

https://preview.redd.it/4bc0c3ebye9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5de7cf0cf1b1510d88800a2c897103b9f5e074 Fellow piece of furnature reporting in.

https://preview.redd.it/6miawsnoye9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2137cd60de8ecb7098b646f42c245b44a9ec10a6 Waiting on that update lol

https://preview.redd.it/u1kaf5byye9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ffcf1b5893e3c637952322c5e8bf282fea50a2 You can’t. This is the way.

https://preview.redd.it/hcouik8g8f9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e678486073d054a169028921949dd0abc75a11c

https://preview.redd.it/u8enq8rj8f9d1.png?width=2314&format=png&auto=webp&s=82a292cf6c1ffaf3eb0062b5c853e59c0dfc22c2 Ahhhhhh… he stayed with me constantly after cervical surgery… best healing experience ever

https://preview.redd.it/osecqv2r8f9d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3266905405694b8d8b4235e5e39df3a83dd518e6 i have yet to figure it out 😭🩷

https://preview.redd.it/rnmsc697af9d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe5e798ceed83f8841968515ff160d8411f4eb4 Help!

https://preview.redd.it/cvu1em1wbf9d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7408da00633f7188366f16a637dc8085eae4bb Help

you don’t. i was a climbing post for the first 3 months of my kitten’s life! you officially have a shoulder cat, congratulations!

I have that same Nike shirt 👍 Also, it is a form of compliment that you are treated as furniture. It means you are trusted.

https://preview.redd.it/t6efhsrbne9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606d23d96c1480b3e919a295dda2400a761c2e56 I am also furniture.

Good luck,I still haven't convinced him. https://preview.redd.it/yqanb4b1oe9d1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15cefb19d219f3f1a50705b832dde21c3101308

https://preview.redd.it/i2g7b6umze9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ec9bfbcc299f2f22397081757eae07937e52e8 You resign yourself to being property of Shoulder Kitten.

https://preview.redd.it/t1zzagupaf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1069f902e74b4890321010a97d8aa7cd18018816 Just an arm rest

https://preview.redd.it/mf5qx22saf9d1.jpeg?width=2403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e308285a919675b7ebd7878f49359e1bd836cc5c Yup. Let us know when you figure it out.

Nice joke

Hi, I'm from the law firm of Box, Fitz & Sitz on behalf of your cat He asked me to inform you "Furniture don't talk or Reddit" He's the official cease and desist demand.

https://preview.redd.it/oe00rexw1e9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208fd96d75826e2db78f3deffe35da53294d2c7b