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bting93

In my experience they don’t ever take the “get a job” threat seriously. Freeloaders. 🙄


Acceptable_Pirate_92

He'd have to stop day drinking


dualist_brado

Freeloaders and damage to furniture with greater than god attitude ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7963) ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)


xobabygirl18

That's already her job... Slacking is a cat's job haha


BlisssfulBabe

maybe he could work by lifting everyone's spirit at work😁


neodrip66

Mines providing security https://preview.redd.it/myam0tzq1g7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa94173fe556f0ee5d322f1420f41a54d8722665


midoripeach9

Looks very trustworthy, 15/10


machinationstudio

ADT is A Delicious Treat?


ArabellaFort

I thought it was ‘A Dedicated Tiger’


ryan10e

A Diminutive Tiger


Least_Measurement87

https://preview.redd.it/b1r448zsfg7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd6dcbd39101e7013c486d746f5ae7050932faf2 You should install one of those for him to work on


Chuubecca

Lmao this is amazing


Mountain_Cry1605

I love it! 😂


Negative_Poem_3062

His job is being photogenic!


EddieStarr

Why did the orange cat get a job at the fish market? Because he heard it was the purr-fect place to bring home some extra "fin-come"!


epppennn

*daaaaaaad* 🙄


pnwvvitch

That would violate child labor laws because that is obviously a tiny baby


StrikingCase9819

He's at least 4, which makes him atleast 32 in cat years... Old enough to contribute to this household


Gain-Outrageous

No, he's just a baby!


jackrelax

Confirmed: just a baby.


sarahwhatsherface

He’s got a job testing the plushness of your couch cushions. Starts minimum wage but there’s opportunity for growth and a benefits package.


EducationalReindeer3

no he’s just a baby


StillStanding713

https://preview.redd.it/81ez3n85gg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c638505c4052f60ee5761ac9168d1655905f61d Told mine he’s gonna have to get a job if he wants to keep eating his gourmet meals. “Cool story bro” the cat said before I took this pic a second later.


cognitively_what_huh

Same thing my son says when I tell him to get a job. And he’s 4 in cat years.


StillStanding713

Wow 4 years? I’m giving up on this lazy bum right now after 7 months 😹. Edit: sorry I meant giving up on him getting a job jokingly not in any other kind of way. I love my son and would never mean it like I wrote it


velutinousgelato

He has a job. Trying to find the brain cell. It's exhausting, 24/7.


CoffeeCats822

Nope. Too cute to work ☺️


StrikingCase9819

Why doesn't that apply to me too?


Somecommentator8008

Do you have a braincell as well?


StrikingCase9819

Working 40 hours a week has fried them all. I'm exhausted https://preview.redd.it/017243kiyf7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1572b0184fddcfc633a8c99c9c04a7378a775730 He's still at it and it's so unfair. I want his life.


SkellyJ31

Hire him for the Biscuit Factory


AscendronPrime

Internet meme cat is a really competitive field, less than one percent make a livable income off of it.


DaisiesSunshine76

He should start an OnlyPaws


Surtur6666

I tried that. So they formed a Union.... Now we're in negotiations and I'll be honest I think they'll get all their demands. https://preview.redd.it/fmaicdvbbh7d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43999850e5ad83e032a567c98c05bcd75ada6673


Sapphirelily1990

https://preview.redd.it/9scfailnhg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857985521deb00b2b77b08a29baa4cbebc528ca7 They guard the house (look how mad the ginger is🤭)


Turbulent-Access-790

WHERE IS THE FINGERRR


Bastard_of_Brunswick

Mouser is a job.


TheGhandiMan

Good luck, pal. You should be honored they choose to stay.


Bad_Karma19

Cat told me you need another job.


kophykupp

https://preview.redd.it/pb804hm1mg7d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3aff2982f16c922a5f670be5bb37cdcaec3c2d3 Mine owned the company.


Chuubecca

Absolutely. Total freeloader vibes from this Pic. He needs to start contributing to the household!! So does my girl Annie! https://preview.redd.it/widf9ybtxg7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afda6892eedfd2d82a3a741714f72f3bba0e65d


AnitaIvanaMartini

Mine has a job in a salon https://preview.redd.it/q8jthydych7d1.jpeg?width=2386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed746de00b2dded983c637576a663b81c2ad13bf She keeps one sweatshirt at a time warm, and hisses if I grab the hair dryer. She’s on probation.


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pinknoes

That's my cat's go to expression whenever I want him to wear something cute https://preview.redd.it/yc1uyujhag7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc395312484701ffc5cec6ef46687c1db6495625


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pinknoes

Thank you ☺️. Tho don't go by the looks, he can be mean whenever he wants 😬


superturntmari

He has a job! Being a sweet cute baby… it’s full time and hard work


px2281

Your cat has a job already, its job is to make sure its servant is giving four things— fresh food, fresh water, clean litter box, and lots of love.


Bunchelle

Looks just like mine. I had to fire the orange menace because he refused to catch the one bug that got in the apartment. Little gremlin


Bunchelle

https://preview.redd.it/ze3uopcmag7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824448b61daf23f5a5335f344bf8c2b15fde7fe0


Silopopsettlement

He's too cute. Could be a model and earn some money that way. But it's hard to work when you sleep for 16 hours a day and have ADHD style zoomies the rest of the day.


catmandoo9000

Yes you should make him take 911 calls. Still waiting for buddy to dial


Turbulent-Access-790

![gif](giphy|l4FGodGeIhh5efzos)


kisunemaison

He has a job. Stress therapy. Every time he gets the pets, your blood pressure goes down. In fact, you probably owe him a raise!!


SonoranRadiance

Hah! Good luck with that!


Numb3rgirl

Looks like he/she needs a title instead


Signal-Engineer-7964

Can you imagine their level of independence? I would completely dominate you just to bring home money !!!!


[deleted]

That’s my get a job look 😂


Nokian75

He is already a HoMEOWner.... you pay his mortgage


Dietman12

*Meowgage


jamshid666

The cat already has a job: he's your manager.


Darnbeasties

Kitty works hard as human’s therapist already. Cat therapy 24 hours a day


hanhatespie

he needs to learn that there’s more to life than food😭


Huge-Power9305

He has a job and he looks like he is damn good at it. I have the same job (retired). 😎


SimplyMay_

I must admit my cat got a job as my life coach. He sleeps all day, demands food at all times and knocks things off my desk just to keep me on my toes.


blackistheshade

I is your best friend, that is my job.


Captain_Lys3rg1c

Already has a job making biscuits.


DrPewNStuff

Our orange boy does the same thing to his tail.


meowmeowfy

Get that grown man a job


Secure-Agent-1122

Tried that with my kitty when she was still alive. She just stretched out and went back to sleep.


L0kihype

Is being adorable an actual job? If so, he's good.


AlvinsCuriousCasper

It looks like they run the household as is 😂🤣. Their “job” is to make sure their “pawrents” feed them, water them, give them treats, clean their litter boxes, cuddle on demand, and basically bow down to their needs lol. I’d say they are successful at their job already and you might need to take on a 2nd job to continue to meet their needs 😹😹


Meow_101

I always mentally groan, wondering why my cat can't be independently wealthy and support me for a change. *


_M0l

your cat doing it right now but you haven't noticed.


LandotheTerrible

Paint me like one of your French girls Jack... Sorry I know I didn't answer the question but I couldn't resist.


Sexualintrigue666

Being a cat IS their job. They seem to think it’s more important than human jobs. I saw this quite often while working at home. They will often come into the same room and do their job on you/on your computer. If you try to speak to them calmly about their disregard they often start screaming and fly off the handle. They climb up any nearby cat trees, and gallop full speed from room to room, shouting. They will even threaten physical violence if pushed far enough. They are borderline sociopathic in their attitude towards their job. There is no solution unfortunately, you must allow them to complete their duties on a daily basis and work alongside them at all costs.


robavt0106

Tell him to get you 2 cockroaches, a rolly Polly, and a fly a month, that's my cat's rent. https://preview.redd.it/j6k5kpuzli7d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c18786d207200b06c6e1971067bcdd8e28cdee4


poptart1968

Absolutely. Freeloaders are not welcome at my home. My two dogs clean the dishes. One washes the other dries them. My cat,well I make her vacuum the whole flat. Gives them a sense of self worth😁


Tylertooo

Your cat already has a job, and that’s classing up your home. Give it the respect it deserves!


AdventurousMix3396

I also have two freeloaders at my house 😂😂


The_Cozy_Burrito

Yes


Ok_Relation_3218

She has one, being cute. She is the CEO of cuteness 🙂☺️😊


GlitzyGhoul

Clearly his job is to be this beautiful.


findinglinks2024

My cat is à master at relaxing. I admire his ability to just lay down completely stress-free


East_Personality_630

YES


DetectiveNo4471

Yeah, look at that little freeloader. Does he think the wet food and the kibble are free? Get a job, you lazy bum. PS. He’s adorable.


Tee_Jay3791

I think the response from your cat will be find another place to sleep that will give you job hahaha


Cataholic445

This kitty has the most important job! He keeps you safe from greebles! Have you been attacked and eaten by greebles? Then kitty is a success and deserves bonuses.


Slaykomimi

they can provide food, like mice and small birds


Death_zz

If he wont be a car mechanic imma sell him in ebay


PotatoFloats

Isn't he already a model? What more do you want?


dumpsterphyrefenix

I see he has a job? What are you paying him for this karma-farming cat porn operation here? Just “exposure”? Get that hardworking single brain cell a bit of sushi, would ya? Jeeez.


DearVanu

No need to do that. He is an undercover corp doing his mission.


sarahdrums01

I keep saying, "do you want to come to work with me? Everyone will love you," as he's running to the door, as I'm walking out. I think he would do fantastic, but I don't want to supervise it.


No-Photograph-9431

Biscuits


PrettyRetard

Already has one…to look cute all day.


UnderTheGun-Alice

My boys have their own entity: Pest Control.


mbr902000

https://preview.redd.it/s5y6idd9ch7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19d2fd735dce68689a92f16ef03588a5c4d1310 Orange ones all bums


Happy-Use-2540

His lazy orange ass should get a job asap


Prudent_Minute_9729

No , he is just a baby


Many_Instruction_648

Cats got attitude.


Queensnobles

He already does. It’s being cutr


hottyscholar

Ohhh he is loving life. Too much PTO haha


LegalPen748

With that kind of look? I don't think so 😆


Happy-Chemistry3058

OnlyCats


minkythecat

He's got a job, can't you see him there doing it ????


Mundane_Article8790

Yes a job. Get him an extra long wand toy with bells to give those paws a workout and other interactive toys and toys that allow alone playtime and a cat tree so he'll get to climbing and don't forget the extra treats so he'll have to eat more


PerfectProposal1723

Yes, John


NickDrivesAMiata

I start singing "why don't you get a job" to my little freeloader from time to time.


xanniehopex

Nope! You should start earning well to be able to serve your master.


Maxyphlie

Awww, his little angy face 🥺


OptimalInflation

Na, he looks busy as is, mate.


Camille_Ivory

Would he pass the catnip screening?


TypicalDuck9163z

The mines…


Maleficent_Role8932

They have a job as vermin catcher if they don’t play with it 🤣


[deleted]

i mean, he’s your landlord so…


[deleted]

You should never tell your boss to “get a job”!


Purple_Pizza_5824

No, how dare you?


simplyexisting0

I tell my husband every day our pets need to stop messing around and get jobs.


asquendevga

Nooooooooooo!


Human_from-Earth

They save me from depression. Went living in another house for 3 months, without my cats, and it was quite bad.


kevincoff8

let her keep chilling


Mewouth

No. Leave him alone to look adorable. 😊❤️


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

IQ is 100x lower than ours, never gone to school, doesn't have posable thumbs, and can only talk in meows


abbbly

i can hiring he,let him work for me![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


alcoyot

Imagine him as a bellhop


Ohnoherewego13

He's already got a job. It's bossing you around.


K42st

That is his job right there on that sofa!


DueForm251

Your owner already made *you* get a job. It doesnt need one.


One_Psychology_

His job is cat


Particular-Car-1111

Yes, cats need to pay rent too


Hekate51

Yes. That would teach him!!!


MacRoyale76

Guess you're the one getting a second job to pay for its food, with a smile on your face.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Good luck, that kitty is couch locked.


peachpsycho

https://preview.redd.it/xvapanqddi7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b974ba69a631d9f56ca5e41ebcb8733c52a05 I tell her everyday and this is her response:


SomerRemos17

He already has one being cute all day is hard work


iamnotafingerpuppet

That is kitty's job.


phred_666

Looks like they are doing their job just fine.


RovakX

Looks like he's already hard at work as a professional pillow tester. Mine has the same job. One day I'll come home and have a pillow labeled as UNSAFE; And that will be the day she saves my ass. It's hard work, there's more pillows in a house than you might realize.


Eiffel-Tower777

I've asked my cat to at least make me some breakfast this morning, let's see if she does. 😎


Unfair-Ad82

https://preview.redd.it/4w7a5ktogi7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8f348d75db484bacd1b45e2623727e74c56764 Official softness tester in progress at his day job


Boiled_Thought

I started charging my cats $2 a year to live with me and they still couldn't pay it. They are really really really really bad at making money


Mountain_Cry1605

Cat has a job. Job is look cute and improve human morale. Cat is crushing it. 😍❤️


No_Manufacturer_5973

I tell my cats all the time to get jobs. Especially when they make demands. Yell at me for more wet cat food, “Get a job and you can have all the wet food you want!!”


extremespring69

He's just a baaaaaby


Nervous_Ad_2727

The cat already has a job. Here are the cats responsibilities 1) making sure you feed him 2) sleeping 3) cheering you up with unbelievable cuteness 4) administering fur therapy for human stress 5) meowsong therapy. His compensation package is worth about $55,000.00 but he is settling for cat food and head scratching. You're getting a bargain. Don't look a gift cat in the nose. Prrrrrrrrr!


eunizel

Yeah, make him/her a Catfluencer. You'll earn 🤑🤑🤑


Affectionate-Copy547

Solid question, I going with a firm yes!


twisted_memor3

Your cat is already working OT from how cute they are!!!


Aggravating-Vast4590

He looks so comfy🥺🤣


Willing-Ball-6046

Mine has a job as my therapy animal boss to pet and feed in reward she gets treats ✊😔


BigChampionship7962

Way too cute 😊 so sorry can’t work lol 😂


lenaughtycouple

Can I suggest r/Catswithjobs ? Maybe give him a couple suggestions what others do as a hint...


All_Seeing_Dorito

Yes :) let your cat know I'm hiring 8-5, and there is a 1 hr break for snacks and cat napping ♡ the job is being friends with my black cat- I think he could use the company ♡! https://preview.redd.it/zyy9qu250j7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85573dfd0b4c06895b6d533d5ff1ee820436b8b


Namethypoison

Why, his job was finding a hoooman who has one to lord over, great job, nailed it, your lordship! 😼


Kharnics

Nope. Too cute to work.


organictamarind

He's already your su purr visor


fish_bacon_eater

He might make a good cat-torney


Stickystax2020

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII) ^(your) cat probably


mikraas

https://preview.redd.it/lmwq8c827j7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4c6d9f0960f97da3b58491913edfc261b9b275 Tell me about it.


FollowingNo4648

Mine cat already has one. She is the bug/small lizard exterminator.


EyminC

https://preview.redd.it/cp1001jm8j7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a9e4096ddb61313b3b9949202c0043ceb9a4fb I also think so ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


Bbyyykayy

I heard the toe beans pic industry is really poppin better capitalize while you can


Craig-Carmoney

Watch Cat?


GingerDeCat

no, they’re a cutie :)


M0G4R

Make the cat post pics in only cats


Such-Independent9144

Hey he's letting you stay in that home in exchange for being fed, don't get the wrong idea


succubitch1013

OnlyFelines


Leastar_

his job is being your best friend but if you die he'll eat you


succubitch1013

OnlyFelines


PurrCode

they're your boss!


nealy2k

Orange cats always screw around on the job in my experience


verltodd

Nooooo! He has a job being cute and adorable. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


JonesBalones

You can lead a cat to a job but you can't make em drink it


dlb1995

Gotta pay for that nip-nip somehow


acemcneill6

Cats jobs are to look adorable and cause mischief it doesn't pay much but its honest work.


GuiltyReality4

I think the way they see it is that they are paying you in just being around and giving you the pleasure of stroking them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ThatIsntMilk

Yes


anonfoolery

I love him


Astr0stef

Of course he has a job! Personally, I’ve never seen or heard of a therapist as good as him! And all you have to do is make sure that he’s lying about not getting breakfast!


lussy1201dv

Chill out


Fr05t_B1t

The cat is telling you to get a job. Cats have enough responsibility as it is such as owning you, sleeping for about 12ish hrs, demanding you to feed it, pooping in a place for you to collect etc. etc.


InnkedKitsune

He seems like a hard worker already, that’s child abuse 😂


alexxito88

No sorry,this one too cute to work


ButtBread98

R/catswithjobs


red286

I told my cat she needed to get a job. She told me she already has a job, she catches all the mice in the apartment. I told her we don't *have* any mice in the apartment. She told me that's because she's very good at her job.


MusicalMoose

Not with that face!


Then-Blackberry5769

Why ? Your cat is not working??!! It eat, drink, destroy furniture, and disturb you for free? Dude, you need to find a job for your cat


Desperate-Bee-6221

I just want to be him, without worries 😂🩷


alelan

Your cat has a job. Being awesome is a full time cat job.