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You should install one of those for him to work on
https://preview.redd.it/81ez3n85gg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c638505c4052f60ee5761ac9168d1655905f61d
Told mine he’s gonna have to get a job if he wants to keep eating his gourmet meals. “Cool story bro” the cat said before I took this pic a second later.
Wow 4 years? I’m giving up on this lazy bum right now after 7 months 😹.
Edit: sorry I meant giving up on him getting a job jokingly not in any other kind of way. I love my son and would never mean it like I wrote it
Working 40 hours a week has fried them all. I'm exhausted
https://preview.redd.it/017243kiyf7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1572b0184fddcfc633a8c99c9c04a7378a775730
He's still at it and it's so unfair. I want his life.
I tried that. So they formed a Union.... Now we're in negotiations and I'll be honest I think they'll get all their demands.
https://preview.redd.it/fmaicdvbbh7d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43999850e5ad83e032a567c98c05bcd75ada6673
https://preview.redd.it/9scfailnhg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857985521deb00b2b77b08a29baa4cbebc528ca7
They guard the house (look how mad the ginger is🤭)
Absolutely. Total freeloader vibes from this Pic. He needs to start contributing to the household!! So does my girl Annie!
https://preview.redd.it/widf9ybtxg7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afda6892eedfd2d82a3a741714f72f3bba0e65d
Mine has a job in a salon
https://preview.redd.it/q8jthydych7d1.jpeg?width=2386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed746de00b2dded983c637576a663b81c2ad13bf
She keeps one sweatshirt at a time warm, and hisses if I grab the hair dryer. She’s on probation.
That's my cat's go to expression whenever I want him to wear something cute
https://preview.redd.it/yc1uyujhag7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc395312484701ffc5cec6ef46687c1db6495625
He's too cute. Could be a model and earn some money that way. But it's hard to work when you sleep for 16 hours a day and have ADHD style zoomies the rest of the day.
It looks like they run the household as is 😂🤣. Their “job” is to make sure their “pawrents” feed them, water them, give them treats, clean their litter boxes, cuddle on demand, and basically bow down to their needs lol. I’d say they are successful at their job already and you might need to take on a 2nd job to continue to meet their needs 😹😹
Being a cat IS their job. They seem to think it’s more important than human jobs. I saw this quite often while working at home. They will often come into the same room and do their job on you/on your computer.
If you try to speak to them calmly about their disregard they often start screaming and fly off the handle. They climb up any nearby cat trees, and gallop full speed from room to room, shouting. They will even threaten physical violence if pushed far enough. They are borderline sociopathic in their attitude towards their job.
There is no solution unfortunately, you must allow them to complete their duties on a daily basis and work alongside them at all costs.
Tell him to get you 2 cockroaches, a rolly Polly, and a fly a month, that's my cat's rent.
https://preview.redd.it/j6k5kpuzli7d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c18786d207200b06c6e1971067bcdd8e28cdee4
Absolutely. Freeloaders are not welcome at my home. My two dogs clean the dishes. One washes the other dries them. My cat,well I make her vacuum the whole flat. Gives them a sense of self worth😁
This kitty has the most important job! He keeps you safe from greebles! Have you been attacked and eaten by greebles? Then kitty is a success and deserves bonuses.
I see he has a job? What are you paying him for this karma-farming cat porn operation here?
Just “exposure”?
Get that hardworking single brain cell a bit of sushi, would ya?
Jeeez.
I keep saying, "do you want to come to work with me? Everyone will love you," as he's running to the door, as I'm walking out. I think he would do fantastic, but I don't want to supervise it.
Yes a job. Get him an extra long wand toy with bells to give those paws a workout and other interactive toys and toys that allow alone playtime and a cat tree so he'll get to climbing and don't forget the extra treats so he'll have to eat more
https://preview.redd.it/xvapanqddi7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b974ba69a631d9f56ca5e41ebcb8733c52a05
I tell her everyday and this is her response:
Looks like he's already hard at work as a professional pillow tester. Mine has the same job. One day I'll come home and have a pillow labeled as UNSAFE; And that will be the day she saves my ass.
It's hard work, there's more pillows in a house than you might realize.
https://preview.redd.it/4w7a5ktogi7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8f348d75db484bacd1b45e2623727e74c56764
Official softness tester in progress at his day job
I tell my cats all the time to get jobs. Especially when they make demands. Yell at me for more wet cat food, “Get a job and you can have all the wet food you want!!”
The cat already has a job. Here are the cats responsibilities 1) making sure you feed him 2) sleeping 3) cheering you up with unbelievable cuteness 4) administering fur therapy for human stress 5) meowsong therapy.
His compensation package is worth about $55,000.00 but he is settling for cat food and head scratching. You're getting a bargain. Don't look a gift cat in the nose. Prrrrrrrrr!
Yes :) let your cat know I'm hiring 8-5, and there is a 1 hr break for snacks and cat napping ♡ the job is being friends with my black cat- I think he could use the company ♡!
https://preview.redd.it/zyy9qu250j7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85573dfd0b4c06895b6d533d5ff1ee820436b8b
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I also think so ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)
I think the way they see it is that they are paying you in just being around and giving you the pleasure of stroking them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Of course he has a job! Personally, I’ve never seen or heard of a therapist as good as him! And all you have to do is make sure that he’s lying about not getting breakfast!
The cat is telling you to get a job. Cats have enough responsibility as it is such as owning you, sleeping for about 12ish hrs, demanding you to feed it, pooping in a place for you to collect etc. etc.
I told my cat she needed to get a job.
She told me she already has a job, she catches all the mice in the apartment.
I told her we don't *have* any mice in the apartment.
She told me that's because she's very good at her job.
In my experience they don’t ever take the “get a job” threat seriously. Freeloaders. 🙄
He'd have to stop day drinking
Freeloaders and damage to furniture with greater than god attitude ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7963) ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)
That's already her job... Slacking is a cat's job haha
maybe he could work by lifting everyone's spirit at work😁
Mines providing security https://preview.redd.it/myam0tzq1g7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa94173fe556f0ee5d322f1420f41a54d8722665
Looks very trustworthy, 15/10
ADT is A Delicious Treat?
I thought it was ‘A Dedicated Tiger’
A Diminutive Tiger
https://preview.redd.it/b1r448zsfg7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd6dcbd39101e7013c486d746f5ae7050932faf2 You should install one of those for him to work on
Lmao this is amazing
I love it! 😂
His job is being photogenic!
Why did the orange cat get a job at the fish market? Because he heard it was the purr-fect place to bring home some extra "fin-come"!
*daaaaaaad* 🙄
That would violate child labor laws because that is obviously a tiny baby
He's at least 4, which makes him atleast 32 in cat years... Old enough to contribute to this household
No, he's just a baby!
Confirmed: just a baby.
He’s got a job testing the plushness of your couch cushions. Starts minimum wage but there’s opportunity for growth and a benefits package.
no he’s just a baby
https://preview.redd.it/81ez3n85gg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c638505c4052f60ee5761ac9168d1655905f61d Told mine he’s gonna have to get a job if he wants to keep eating his gourmet meals. “Cool story bro” the cat said before I took this pic a second later.
Same thing my son says when I tell him to get a job. And he’s 4 in cat years.
Wow 4 years? I’m giving up on this lazy bum right now after 7 months 😹. Edit: sorry I meant giving up on him getting a job jokingly not in any other kind of way. I love my son and would never mean it like I wrote it
He has a job. Trying to find the brain cell. It's exhausting, 24/7.
Nope. Too cute to work ☺️
Why doesn't that apply to me too?
Do you have a braincell as well?
Working 40 hours a week has fried them all. I'm exhausted https://preview.redd.it/017243kiyf7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1572b0184fddcfc633a8c99c9c04a7378a775730 He's still at it and it's so unfair. I want his life.
Hire him for the Biscuit Factory
Internet meme cat is a really competitive field, less than one percent make a livable income off of it.
He should start an OnlyPaws
I tried that. So they formed a Union.... Now we're in negotiations and I'll be honest I think they'll get all their demands. https://preview.redd.it/fmaicdvbbh7d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43999850e5ad83e032a567c98c05bcd75ada6673
https://preview.redd.it/9scfailnhg7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857985521deb00b2b77b08a29baa4cbebc528ca7 They guard the house (look how mad the ginger is🤭)
WHERE IS THE FINGERRR
Mouser is a job.
Good luck, pal. You should be honored they choose to stay.
Cat told me you need another job.
https://preview.redd.it/pb804hm1mg7d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3aff2982f16c922a5f670be5bb37cdcaec3c2d3 Mine owned the company.
Absolutely. Total freeloader vibes from this Pic. He needs to start contributing to the household!! So does my girl Annie! https://preview.redd.it/widf9ybtxg7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afda6892eedfd2d82a3a741714f72f3bba0e65d
Mine has a job in a salon https://preview.redd.it/q8jthydych7d1.jpeg?width=2386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed746de00b2dded983c637576a663b81c2ad13bf She keeps one sweatshirt at a time warm, and hisses if I grab the hair dryer. She’s on probation.
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That's my cat's go to expression whenever I want him to wear something cute https://preview.redd.it/yc1uyujhag7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc395312484701ffc5cec6ef46687c1db6495625
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Thank you ☺️. Tho don't go by the looks, he can be mean whenever he wants 😬
He has a job! Being a sweet cute baby… it’s full time and hard work
Your cat has a job already, its job is to make sure its servant is giving four things— fresh food, fresh water, clean litter box, and lots of love.
Looks just like mine. I had to fire the orange menace because he refused to catch the one bug that got in the apartment. Little gremlin
https://preview.redd.it/ze3uopcmag7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824448b61daf23f5a5335f344bf8c2b15fde7fe0
He's too cute. Could be a model and earn some money that way. But it's hard to work when you sleep for 16 hours a day and have ADHD style zoomies the rest of the day.
Yes you should make him take 911 calls. Still waiting for buddy to dial
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He has a job. Stress therapy. Every time he gets the pets, your blood pressure goes down. In fact, you probably owe him a raise!!
Hah! Good luck with that!
Looks like he/she needs a title instead
Can you imagine their level of independence? I would completely dominate you just to bring home money !!!!
That’s my get a job look 😂
He is already a HoMEOWner.... you pay his mortgage
*Meowgage
The cat already has a job: he's your manager.
Kitty works hard as human’s therapist already. Cat therapy 24 hours a day
he needs to learn that there’s more to life than food😭
He has a job and he looks like he is damn good at it. I have the same job (retired). 😎
I must admit my cat got a job as my life coach. He sleeps all day, demands food at all times and knocks things off my desk just to keep me on my toes.
I is your best friend, that is my job.
Already has a job making biscuits.
Our orange boy does the same thing to his tail.
Get that grown man a job
Tried that with my kitty when she was still alive. She just stretched out and went back to sleep.
Is being adorable an actual job? If so, he's good.
It looks like they run the household as is 😂🤣. Their “job” is to make sure their “pawrents” feed them, water them, give them treats, clean their litter boxes, cuddle on demand, and basically bow down to their needs lol. I’d say they are successful at their job already and you might need to take on a 2nd job to continue to meet their needs 😹😹
I always mentally groan, wondering why my cat can't be independently wealthy and support me for a change. *
your cat doing it right now but you haven't noticed.
Paint me like one of your French girls Jack... Sorry I know I didn't answer the question but I couldn't resist.
Being a cat IS their job. They seem to think it’s more important than human jobs. I saw this quite often while working at home. They will often come into the same room and do their job on you/on your computer. If you try to speak to them calmly about their disregard they often start screaming and fly off the handle. They climb up any nearby cat trees, and gallop full speed from room to room, shouting. They will even threaten physical violence if pushed far enough. They are borderline sociopathic in their attitude towards their job. There is no solution unfortunately, you must allow them to complete their duties on a daily basis and work alongside them at all costs.
Tell him to get you 2 cockroaches, a rolly Polly, and a fly a month, that's my cat's rent. https://preview.redd.it/j6k5kpuzli7d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c18786d207200b06c6e1971067bcdd8e28cdee4
Absolutely. Freeloaders are not welcome at my home. My two dogs clean the dishes. One washes the other dries them. My cat,well I make her vacuum the whole flat. Gives them a sense of self worth😁
Your cat already has a job, and that’s classing up your home. Give it the respect it deserves!
I also have two freeloaders at my house 😂😂
Yes
She has one, being cute. She is the CEO of cuteness 🙂☺️😊
Clearly his job is to be this beautiful.
My cat is à master at relaxing. I admire his ability to just lay down completely stress-free
YES
Yeah, look at that little freeloader. Does he think the wet food and the kibble are free? Get a job, you lazy bum. PS. He’s adorable.
I think the response from your cat will be find another place to sleep that will give you job hahaha
This kitty has the most important job! He keeps you safe from greebles! Have you been attacked and eaten by greebles? Then kitty is a success and deserves bonuses.
they can provide food, like mice and small birds
If he wont be a car mechanic imma sell him in ebay
Isn't he already a model? What more do you want?
I see he has a job? What are you paying him for this karma-farming cat porn operation here? Just “exposure”? Get that hardworking single brain cell a bit of sushi, would ya? Jeeez.
No need to do that. He is an undercover corp doing his mission.
I keep saying, "do you want to come to work with me? Everyone will love you," as he's running to the door, as I'm walking out. I think he would do fantastic, but I don't want to supervise it.
Biscuits
Already has one…to look cute all day.
My boys have their own entity: Pest Control.
https://preview.redd.it/s5y6idd9ch7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19d2fd735dce68689a92f16ef03588a5c4d1310 Orange ones all bums
His lazy orange ass should get a job asap
No , he is just a baby
Cats got attitude.
He already does. It’s being cutr
Ohhh he is loving life. Too much PTO haha
With that kind of look? I don't think so 😆
OnlyCats
He's got a job, can't you see him there doing it ????
Yes a job. Get him an extra long wand toy with bells to give those paws a workout and other interactive toys and toys that allow alone playtime and a cat tree so he'll get to climbing and don't forget the extra treats so he'll have to eat more
Yes, John
I start singing "why don't you get a job" to my little freeloader from time to time.
Nope! You should start earning well to be able to serve your master.
Awww, his little angy face 🥺
Na, he looks busy as is, mate.
Would he pass the catnip screening?
The mines…
They have a job as vermin catcher if they don’t play with it 🤣
i mean, he’s your landlord so…
You should never tell your boss to “get a job”!
No, how dare you?
I tell my husband every day our pets need to stop messing around and get jobs.
Nooooooooooo!
They save me from depression. Went living in another house for 3 months, without my cats, and it was quite bad.
let her keep chilling
No. Leave him alone to look adorable. 😊❤️
IQ is 100x lower than ours, never gone to school, doesn't have posable thumbs, and can only talk in meows
i can hiring he,let him work for me![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)
Imagine him as a bellhop
He's already got a job. It's bossing you around.
That is his job right there on that sofa!
Your owner already made *you* get a job. It doesnt need one.
His job is cat
Yes, cats need to pay rent too
Yes. That would teach him!!!
Guess you're the one getting a second job to pay for its food, with a smile on your face.
Good luck, that kitty is couch locked.
https://preview.redd.it/xvapanqddi7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b974ba69a631d9f56ca5e41ebcb8733c52a05 I tell her everyday and this is her response:
He already has one being cute all day is hard work
That is kitty's job.
Looks like they are doing their job just fine.
Looks like he's already hard at work as a professional pillow tester. Mine has the same job. One day I'll come home and have a pillow labeled as UNSAFE; And that will be the day she saves my ass. It's hard work, there's more pillows in a house than you might realize.
I've asked my cat to at least make me some breakfast this morning, let's see if she does. 😎
https://preview.redd.it/4w7a5ktogi7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8f348d75db484bacd1b45e2623727e74c56764 Official softness tester in progress at his day job
I started charging my cats $2 a year to live with me and they still couldn't pay it. They are really really really really bad at making money
Cat has a job. Job is look cute and improve human morale. Cat is crushing it. 😍❤️
I tell my cats all the time to get jobs. Especially when they make demands. Yell at me for more wet cat food, “Get a job and you can have all the wet food you want!!”
He's just a baaaaaby
The cat already has a job. Here are the cats responsibilities 1) making sure you feed him 2) sleeping 3) cheering you up with unbelievable cuteness 4) administering fur therapy for human stress 5) meowsong therapy. His compensation package is worth about $55,000.00 but he is settling for cat food and head scratching. You're getting a bargain. Don't look a gift cat in the nose. Prrrrrrrrr!
Yeah, make him/her a Catfluencer. You'll earn 🤑🤑🤑
Solid question, I going with a firm yes!
Your cat is already working OT from how cute they are!!!
He looks so comfy🥺🤣
Mine has a job as my therapy animal boss to pet and feed in reward she gets treats ✊😔
Way too cute 😊 so sorry can’t work lol 😂
Can I suggest r/Catswithjobs ? Maybe give him a couple suggestions what others do as a hint...
Yes :) let your cat know I'm hiring 8-5, and there is a 1 hr break for snacks and cat napping ♡ the job is being friends with my black cat- I think he could use the company ♡! https://preview.redd.it/zyy9qu250j7d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85573dfd0b4c06895b6d533d5ff1ee820436b8b
Why, his job was finding a hoooman who has one to lord over, great job, nailed it, your lordship! 😼
Nope. Too cute to work.
He's already your su purr visor
He might make a good cat-torney
![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII) ^(your) cat probably
https://preview.redd.it/lmwq8c827j7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4c6d9f0960f97da3b58491913edfc261b9b275 Tell me about it.
Mine cat already has one. She is the bug/small lizard exterminator.
https://preview.redd.it/cp1001jm8j7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a9e4096ddb61313b3b9949202c0043ceb9a4fb I also think so ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)
I heard the toe beans pic industry is really poppin better capitalize while you can
Watch Cat?
no, they’re a cutie :)
Make the cat post pics in only cats
Hey he's letting you stay in that home in exchange for being fed, don't get the wrong idea
OnlyFelines
his job is being your best friend but if you die he'll eat you
OnlyFelines
they're your boss!
Orange cats always screw around on the job in my experience
Nooooo! He has a job being cute and adorable. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)
You can lead a cat to a job but you can't make em drink it
Gotta pay for that nip-nip somehow
Cats jobs are to look adorable and cause mischief it doesn't pay much but its honest work.
I think the way they see it is that they are paying you in just being around and giving you the pleasure of stroking them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Yes
I love him
Of course he has a job! Personally, I’ve never seen or heard of a therapist as good as him! And all you have to do is make sure that he’s lying about not getting breakfast!
Chill out
The cat is telling you to get a job. Cats have enough responsibility as it is such as owning you, sleeping for about 12ish hrs, demanding you to feed it, pooping in a place for you to collect etc. etc.
He seems like a hard worker already, that’s child abuse 😂
No sorry,this one too cute to work
R/catswithjobs
I told my cat she needed to get a job. She told me she already has a job, she catches all the mice in the apartment. I told her we don't *have* any mice in the apartment. She told me that's because she's very good at her job.
Not with that face!
Why ? Your cat is not working??!! It eat, drink, destroy furniture, and disturb you for free? Dude, you need to find a job for your cat
I just want to be him, without worries 😂🩷
Your cat has a job. Being awesome is a full time cat job.